Massage Parlor Reports

[Fxguy]

I have been to HT several times and had great times. MMS has always welcomed me graciously.

Last time I went about a year ago, the girl I got did nothing but insult me, tell me to go exercise, (I have a few extra lb's but am not fat by any means,) and berated me so horribly I don't think I will ever go back.

Its funny, because the multiple times before were great! This girl acted way out of line and was so rude, I just left. I am not a pushover but it was so bad I left and didn't say anything to MMS which I probably should have.

Regardless, I will NEVER go back because of my last experience with is sad, because I have never been anywhere I enjoyed so much.

Unfortunately I don't remember any names but hopefully this can still be of value.

Dianya in Culver.

I've been back 3 or 4 times but only out of convenience. This place kinda sucks in all honesty. Only. 4 for hh though, so that's a plus. They are always trying to push you out quick so they can get another customer in, and the whole thing is rushed, especially the HE. I mean it's apparently a great technique to get me to pop that quick but it's way too fast and the whole ordeal feels rushed. I've also had the same girl every time I go, and if she's their best, the place is hurting. I would say 5/10 body, 5/10 face, and on the off chance she lets you remove layers on top, 4/10 chest. I would steer clear unless you're really in need of a quick fix but not worth it to me.

Oh, I also once made the mistake of getting the 4-hands, and in addition to the regular 5/10 they sent in a 3/10 whose only redeeming skill was some really good nipple play (on me). Again, I don't recommend.

Ocean on SMB.

This was my first experience with AMPs and it's still to date the best I've had. Went twice in the evening during the week and got the same girl both times. Young, I would say no more than early 30's, slender, upper-tier C-cups that she (both times) offered up pretty quickly by taking them out and putting my hand on one. Both times she offered "everything" but both times I declined due to funds and it being my first rodeo. I don't know what that entails but the second time she definitely mentioned deep-throat, although her English wasn't fantastic. Anyway, good HE, didn't rush, and the massage was actually 7/10 when she climbed on my back. Lots of light fingernail-play around the crack, if that's your thing.

Unfortunately I've been back and they've closed up shop. Signs are still up but the door is locked, phone line dead, and neon is off. Wondering if they moved somewhere else as I want to see her again.

Super Spa near LAX.

I went middle of the day on a Friday. I had heard positive reports about this place, and to its credit it was clean and accommodating. I asked for the TS, so they led me into a regular massage room to change into a robe, slippers, and these strange (huge) cotton shorts. Unfortunately I got the MMS for my massage, who was probably about 60 with really no attractive features. We went to the TS room and she started on my back (belly down). The TS was relaxing, but she made no indications or touched on my groin (still covered in now-soaked shorts). I figured I didn't want to waste the opportunity so on the flip I casually removed the shorts, let them flop to the floor, and just laid back smiling. Now this bit was odd but she like shielded her eyes and acted like "what are you doing?" while still semi continuing to wash the rest rest of my body. I just said "is this ok?" and she nodded but still kept looking away. I wasn't sure if she was trying to put on an act for potential LE but she eventually started going at it. Meh HE, probably wouldn't return unless someone reported there were more willing girls, at least two decades younger.

HT.

This one has been covered fairly heavily so I won't go crazy, but I really like this place too and I've been meaning to go back. I went a few months ago after work, was greeted by an Asian MMS, and then they sent in a tall Latina in a very tight and very short dress. Blonde hair, probably 30 y / o, and well-endowed upstairs. OK tush but I couldn't stop looking at her chest. Anyway after we got started she said she was nervous I was LE because of how I wasn't groping (LOL) but she quickly changed her tune by stripping down completely and asking me to massage her. Honestly this was pretty hot but I probably would have preferred not to do it as I was pretty tired and looking to be serviced myself. A little bit into that she suggests we do everything which I agree to, and move into some really good CFS with a mirror view. 3 or 4 positions and then I ask her to finish with a HJ. Would recommend. Also, I'm not sure if she just wanted to tempt me back for next time, but as I was leaving she said she loves anal. Process that however you wish.

Looking for some suggestions: Decent places between LAX and Santa Monica. Also hoping someone knows about the one girl from Ocean if she's still around, or if they've changed venues.

[Wicked1]

Read on Rubmaps this location was closed. Not so. Spoke with the mamasan. They are doing some remodeling and will be back open soon.

Still hoping to get a report on Sophia. Saw her on my last visit but she was with another customer.

Sorry for the truncatedsubject title!

[Lovergrrl]

Unfortunately I don't remember any names but hopefully this can still be of value.

Dianya in Culver.

I've been back 3 or 4 times but only out of convenience. This place kinda sucks in all honesty. Only. 4 for hh though, so that's a plus. They are always trying to push you out quick so they can get another customer in, and the whole thing is rushed, especially the HE. I mean it's apparently a great technique to get me to pop that quick but it's way too fast and the whole ordeal feels rushed. I've also had the same girl every time I go, and if she's their best, the place is hurting. I would say 5/10 body, 5/10 face, and on the off chance she lets you remove layers on top, 4/10 chest. I would steer clear unless you're really in need of a quick fix but not worth it to me.

Oh, I also once made the mistake of getting the 4-hands, and in addition to the regular 5/10 they sent in a 3/10 whose only redeeming skill was some really good nipple play (on me). Again, I don't recommend.

Ocean on SMB.

This was my first experience with AMPs and it's still to date the best I've had. Went twice in the evening during the week and got the same girl both times. Young, I would say no more than early 30's, slender, upper-tier C-cups that she (both times) offered up pretty quickly by taking them out and putting my hand on one. Both times she offered "everything" but both times I declined due to funds and it being my first rodeo. I don't know what that entails but the second time she definitely mentioned deep-throat, although her English wasn't fantastic. Anyway, good HE, didn't rush, and the massage was actually 7/10 when she climbed on my back. Lots of light fingernail-play around the crack, if that's your thing.

Unfortunately I've been back and they've closed up shop. Signs are still up but the door is locked, phone line dead, and neon is off. Wondering if they moved somewhere else as I want to see her again.

Super Spa near LAX.

I went middle of the day on a Friday. I had heard positive reports about this place, and to its credit it was clean and accommodating. I asked for the TS, so they led me into a regular massage room to change into a robe, slippers, and these strange (huge) cotton shorts. Unfortunately I got the MMS for my massage, who was probably about 60 with really no attractive features. We went to the TS room and she started on my back (belly down). The TS was relaxing, but she made no indications or touched on my groin (still covered in now-soaked shorts). I figured I didn't want to waste the opportunity so on the flip I casually removed the shorts, let them flop to the floor, and just laid back smiling. Now this bit was odd but she like shielded her eyes and acted like "what are you doing?" while still semi continuing to wash the rest rest of my body. I just said "is this ok?" and she nodded but still kept looking away. I wasn't sure if she was trying to put on an act for potential LE but she eventually started going at it. Meh HE, probably wouldn't return unless someone reported there were more willing girls, at least two decades younger.

HT.

This one has been covered fairly heavily so I won't go crazy, but I really like this place too and I've been meaning to go back. I went a few months ago after work, was greeted by an Asian MMS, and then they sent in a tall Latina in a very tight and very short dress. Blonde hair, probably 30 y / o, and well-endowed upstairs. OK tush but I couldn't stop looking at her chest. Anyway after we got started she said she was nervous I was LE because of how I wasn't groping (LOL) but she quickly changed her tune by stripping down completely and asking me to massage her. Honestly this was pretty hot but I probably would have preferred not to do it as I was pretty tired and looking to be serviced myself. A little bit into that she suggests we do everything which I agree to, and move into some really good CFS with a mirror view. 3 or 4 positions and then I ask her to finish with a HJ. Would recommend. Also, I'm not sure if she just wanted to tempt me back for next time, but as I was leaving she said she loves anal. Process that however you wish.

Looking for some suggestions: Decent places between LAX and Santa Monica. Also hoping someone knows about the one girl from Ocean if she's still around, or if they've changed venues.

Thanks for the reports! My thoughts:

HT is one of my fave places that I visit often. My guess is that you had Giovanna there.

Dianya. The 2 times I visited I was met with some of the ugliest old women that I had ever laid my eyes on. Ran out screaming.

Super Spa. Been there 3 times and each time they insisted that I put those fucking oversized shorts on over my naked delicate pussy. I figured nothing good was going to happen based on that so each time I put my clothes back on and got a refund. Never plan on returning.

Surprisingly there aren't a ton of reports on places hugging the coast between LAX & Santa Monica. I'm not familiar really with SM's offerings so hopefully a knowledgeable monger will jump in with some recommendations.

[BigBadNut]

Its on Venice Blvd. Very cute staff. Typical visit. I recommend this spot. Have any of you been?

No and I appreciate the deco! Love new cute talent at a good price!

[Sloopy]

Unfortunately I don't remember any names but hopefully this can still be of value.

Dianya in Culver.

I've been back 3 or 4 times but only out of convenience. This place kinda sucks in all honesty. Only. 4 for hh though, so that's a plus. They are always trying to push you out quick so they can get another customer in, and the whole thing is rushed, especially the HE. I mean it's apparently a great technique to get me to pop that quick but it's way too fast and the whole ordeal feels rushed. I've also had the same girl every time I go, and if she's their best, the place is hurting. I would say 5/10 body, 5/10 face, and on the off chance she lets you remove layers on top, 4/10 chest. I would steer clear unless you're really in need of a quick fix but not worth it to me.

Oh, I also once made the mistake of getting the 4-hands, and in addition to the regular 5/10 they sent in a 3/10 whose only redeeming skill was some really good nipple play (on me). Again, I don't recommend.

Ocean on SMB.

This was my first experience with AMPs and it's still to date the best I've had. Went twice in the evening during the week and got the same girl both times. Young, I would say no more than early 30's, slender, upper-tier C-cups that she (both times) offered up pretty quickly by taking them out and putting my hand on one. Both times she offered "everything" but both times I declined due to funds and it being my first rodeo. I don't know what that entails but the second time she definitely mentioned deep-throat, although her English wasn't fantastic. Anyway, good HE, didn't rush, and the massage was actually 7/10 when she climbed on my back. Lots of light fingernail-play around the crack, if that's your thing.

Unfortunately I've been back and they've closed up shop. Signs are still up but the door is locked, phone line dead, and neon is off. Wondering if they moved somewhere else as I want to see her again.

Super Spa near LAX.

I went middle of the day on a Friday. I had heard positive reports about this place, and to its credit it was clean and accommodating. I asked for the TS, so they led me into a regular massage room to change into a robe, slippers, and these strange (huge) cotton shorts. Unfortunately I got the MMS for my massage, who was probably about 60 with really no attractive features. We went to the TS room and she started on my back (belly down). The TS was relaxing, but she made no indications or touched on my groin (still covered in now-soaked shorts). I figured I didn't want to waste the opportunity so on the flip I casually removed the shorts, let them flop to the floor, and just laid back smiling. Now this bit was odd but she like shielded her eyes and acted like "what are you doing?" while still semi continuing to wash the rest rest of my body. I just said "is this ok?" and she nodded but still kept looking away. I wasn't sure if she was trying to put on an act for potential LE but she eventually started going at it. Meh HE, probably wouldn't return unless someone reported there were more willing girls, at least two decades younger.

HT.

This one has been covered fairly heavily so I won't go crazy, but I really like this place too and I've been meaning to go back. I went a few months ago after work, was greeted by an Asian MMS, and then they sent in a tall Latina in a very tight and very short dress. Blonde hair, probably 30 y / o, and well-endowed upstairs. OK tush but I couldn't stop looking at her chest. Anyway after we got started she said she was nervous I was LE because of how I wasn't groping (LOL) but she quickly changed her tune by stripping down completely and asking me to massage her. Honestly this was pretty hot but I probably would have preferred not to do it as I was pretty tired and looking to be serviced myself. A little bit into that she suggests we do everything which I agree to, and move into some really good CFS with a mirror view. 3 or 4 positions and then I ask her to finish with a HJ. Would recommend. Also, I'm not sure if she just wanted to tempt me back for next time, but as I was leaving she said she loves anal. Process that however you wish.

Looking for some suggestions: Decent places between LAX and Santa Monica. Also hoping someone knows about the one girl from Ocean if she's still around, or if they've changed venues.

[Crimsonquiggs]

The place is run by a certifiably crazy lady who brings Chinese women fresh off the boat. So it's like a box of chocolates.

Lily may be old and crazy, but something about her turns me on. Ahh!

But I will say that this place is extremely hit or miss. When it's great, it's fantastic. But when it's bad, one of the worst. Haven't been in a while because of this.

[Willie23]

Its on Venice Blvd. Very cute staff. Typical visit. I recommend this spot. Have any of you been?

The place is run by a certifiably crazy lady who brings Chinese women fresh off the boat. So it's like a box of chocolates.

[HowdyDoody32]

Went to downey T on a Friday, had honey. Nice body, maybe late 20's early 30's, much younger than the grannies they usually have there. A little rushed but good cfs. Would repeat. Odd though had the room with the mirror. You guys ever look at yourself in the mirrors while you fucking a prostitute? Lmfao trippy stuff.

[HowdyDoody32]

I need to know too.

Atlantic massage spa.

[Captain H]

Its on Venice Blvd. Very cute staff. Typical visit. I recommend this spot. Have any of you been?

[BigBadNut]

Just found the reconnect here. Thought that our universe was like that of Melania's sex life. A strange world to live in. Anyway I've been dabbling found plenty of new joints in Weho. But I really want a Thai spot that goes further. If you know and don't want to share but are willing to share please PM. Looking for BJ or and FS! A decent massage doesn't hurt either.

[Hardabs]

Does anyone have cross streets or details on what it is next to or official name of place? Asking for a friend. .

I need to know too.

[CreativeShot3]

Went to this place on Atlantic after doing some research.

Called mamasan to ask if Julie was working, which she was. She seemed surprised that I asked for Julie by name. So was Julie for that matter.

Arrived at the spot and entered to the back entrance, which was more discreete than the front. No surprise there. There were plenty of place to park as well. Placed seemed tidy and clean enough. I doubt it was any cleaner when I left anyway.

In came Julie, a round curvy latina, a bit on the chubby side, but the roundest butt I've seen in ages. She actually gave me a decent massage, and some chiropractor moves with joint cracking as well. She was very friendly. And talkative. In a good way.

She gently stroked my balls and ass before to flip to get a feel of what I wanted. When the flip came, we agreed on the price for the full chibang, and she trew herself at me with DFK the second she got the money. She gave a more than decent CBJ, before we did the dirty in several different position. Paid mamasan for a half hour, stayed nearly an hour.

Great value, and will definitely repeat. Which will be in a year, since I'm only visiting the US once every year. Difficult to achieve the glorious status of senior member that way, but I'll get there. In a decade or so.

Does anyone have cross streets or details on what it is next to or official name of place? Asking for a friend. .

[ThatGuy23]

Is some manual transmission work sufficient or do you need a full overhaul?

Honestly, doesn't matter which to me. My preference is "beautiful" and ok with some roaming.

[Member #5794]

Last minute trip to L. A. Planned. Hoping someone can point me in the right direction. Just want a quality AMP or agency in or close to Hollywood (West, I think).

Thank you.

Is some manual transmission work sufficient or do you need a full overhaul?