General Reports

**LagerBierGood** · 04-05-18 15:06

Any one else having issues with Escort Babylon? It doesn't seem to want to load on any US cities, but some Canada cities are working, or is it just me?

**Vipermav** · 04-05-18 11:09

Well not sure how to put this but, out of the blue I was hit up by a woman in the Lochart area, we chatted a while back from an add I had on CL, she had kept my email, well she was horny and wanted her little pussy eaten till she came. Well a few minutes later I was at her door with a willing tongue, she opened the door and before me was a late 20's black woman, 5'2 and maybe 120 lbs, freshly showered and shaved pussy waiting for me. Immediately her bathrobe fell to the floor as I help her relax on the couch as I dived down on those pussy lips and clit, I licked and sucked till she shuddered in orgasm and keep licking till she wanted more. I wrapped up and she wanted to ride, she rode me hard slamming her pussy till I burst in the jimmy hat, we both cleaned up and parted ways. Hoping this will become my new UTR, will work on it.

**WonderMagic** · 04-03-18 22:26

Originally Posted by EdoSensei [View Original Post]

Hey guys,

I have a question is the massage parlors way to find asian women? Like I don't see any on backpage unless its a massage parlor. Am I missing something.

Thanks.

How about this?

https://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/d...550346149.html

**EdoSensei** · 04-02-18 01:22

Hey guys,

I have a question is the massage parlors way to find asian women? Like I don't see any on backpage unless its a massage parlor. Am I missing something.

Thanks.

**WllWankForFood** · 04-01-18 16:42

Pic is just in fun, I have lots of respect and love for the hard working ladies of the board.

**FL Guy** · 04-01-18 14:00

Originally Posted by Camera3 [View Original Post]

That is why I carry a small Gideon New Testiment out in the open on the console. The one time I was asked my a LEO what my business was in a known crime area (of Las Vegas) I picked up King James and said, "The Lord's work. " He really didn't know what to say and just walked back to his car and drove away.

C3.

Man that is slick. I will add this to my current cover. Print out and put on a clip board real estate info for the area. Then when asked why you are looping the blocks. Hold up the file and say gentrification. LOL.

**Harry Plopper** · 04-01-18 09:56

That is a great thing. LOL.

Originally Posted by Camera3 [View Original Post]

That is why I carry a small Gideon New Testiment out in the open on the console. The one time I was asked my a LEO what my business was in a known crime area (of Las Vegas) I picked up King James and said, "The Lord's work. " He really didn't know what to say and just walked back to his car and drove away.

C3.

**Camera3** · 04-01-18 09:12

Originally Posted by HarryPlopper [View Original Post]

This is a great lesson for all mongers. STFU when ever questioned by the popo. Just say nothing.

See below.

https://youtu.be/i8z7NC5sgik?t=22s

That is why I carry a small Gideon New Testiment out in the open on the console. The one time I was asked my a LEO what my business was in a known crime area (of Las Vegas) I picked up King James and said, "The Lord's work. " He really didn't know what to say and just walked back to his car and drove away.

C3.

**FL Guy** · 03-31-18 14:29

Originally Posted by Cylon [View Original Post]

I have not seen her. But it does seem like I remember here popping up a while back. Seemed like kind of an odd ad if iirc. Probably no chance in hell of seeing that woman but who knows? Any contact info? PM if you like.

No contact info yet, I'm chatting with her on tinder and she seems like a pro. Mialove is her tinder name.

**NavyGoat1006** · 03-31-18 14:29

She is real, and real expensive starting out in negotiations. There were a handful of guys that have seen her, but not too many. I have seen her ads popping up on CL before or requesting help as in a SD.

Originally Posted by FLGuy [View Original Post]

Does anyone have any info on this chick says her name is Mia?

TGTBT?

**Cylon** · 03-31-18 14:11

I have not seen her. But it does seem like I remember here popping up a while back. Seemed like kind of an odd ad if iirc. Probably no chance in hell of seeing that woman but who knows? Any contact info? PM if you like.

Originally Posted by FLGuy [View Original Post]

Does anyone have any info on this chick says her name is Mia?

TGTBT?

**Harry Plopper** · 03-31-18 12:25

This is a great lesson for all mongers. STFU when ever questioned by the popo. Just say nothing.

See below.

https://youtu.be/i8z7NC5sgik?t=22s

Originally Posted by Vino7373 [View Original Post]

This abbreviation is called STFU. Let's translate it. For those that don't look at the tool bar with the abbreviations on top of this great forum, it stands for Shut The Fuck Up. Allow me to translate for you: If you are texting a provider for the first time, you need to STFU. So, what exactly does this mean, Vino? Well, it mean simply that you STFU. You do NOT talk about specific acts for roses, you do not ask her what you get for your roses, etc. It mean simply that you tell the girl what a great guy that you are, that you are clean and respectful towards women and that you would love to meet her for a certain time period. DUH! That's it! After all, you have READ the reviews on this wonderful girl on this great forum that you are a part of and you know what to expect before you make the text or the call. IDIOTS, THIS IS WHAT THIS FORUM IS FOR! Why, oh why, do you feel the need to confirm what you already know? Isn't this why we are all members on USASG? To find out the info that we want to know? Again, duh!!

Also, if you are going to TOFTT. You are hanging your shit into the wind if you start asking STUPID questions! If you discuss certain acts for roses, then you could possibly be setting yourself for a gargantuan FAIL if you go to see this girl! You see, if you are seeing the wrong girl then you have just made a certain Uncle's job SO much easier when you show up and knock on the door. This uncle will say that you have won an all exclusive trip to wonderful Orlando, FL with totally free accommodations with free meals served to you. Guess what? You have won all of this because you are one dumb, stupid mother fucker. Listen, if you TOFTT, then you must realize that you truly are TOFTT and act accordingly. Do not ask her for specific services. Save that for the second dream if you are TOFTT with a brand new girl.

Last, if you meet an Uncle that you do not care for. You simply MUST adhere to this advice: STFU! You have the RIGHT to a lawyer present during all questioning! Use this RIGHT! So many guys start blabbing and denying, etc. This just puts them into more trouble. Just STFU. Tell them that you do not understand what is happening and that you want to take your right to an attorney present during questioning. That's it! So many guys put their foot into their mouth and condemn themselves. Even DENYING can fuck you up. Just insist on your right to a lawyer and STFU!

This little rant / informative post is not a rebuttal to a certain incident. This is just a reminder to all guys in this hobby to STFU. It will serve you greatly in the long run!

**FL Guy** · 03-31-18 10:05

Does anyone have any info on this chick says her name is Mia?

TGTBT?

**Yankee Doodle** · 03-27-18 22:25

Saturday night was kind of odd there. Not my first visit, I just pulled in with my new UTR accidental discovery, (more about that later). It was a lady that came over, not the guy that acts like his hemorrhoids are bothering him. I just said 2 for 2 and she had one room left, took my 2 Jacksons and came back with the change, but said something about she went in with the money this time out of sight, but not again. I did not understand if something is changing. Other times I just pulled up, lowered window and paid and was told what room number. Also I had been leaving the light at Clarcona and went to the second entrance and pulled in, are they changing directions? Am I going up the down staircase? Same price of $28 for 2 hours for 2 people, and room was clean and nice but no soap to wash hands. Yd.

**Vino 7373** · 03-26-18 04:00

This abbreviation is called STFU. Let's translate it. For those that don't look at the tool bar with the abbreviations on top of this great forum, it stands for Shut The Fuck Up. Allow me to translate for you: If you are texting a provider for the first time, you need to STFU. So, what exactly does this mean, Vino? Well, it mean simply that you STFU. You do NOT talk about specific acts for roses, you do not ask her what you get for your roses, etc. It mean simply that you tell the girl what a great guy that you are, that you are clean and respectful towards women and that you would love to meet her for a certain time period. DUH! That's it! After all, you have READ the reviews on this wonderful girl on this great forum that you are a part of and you know what to expect before you make the text or the call. IDIOTS, THIS IS WHAT THIS FORUM IS FOR! Why, oh why, do you feel the need to confirm what you already know? Isn't this why we are all members on USASG? To find out the info that we want to know? Again, duh!!

Also, if you are going to TOFTT. You are hanging your shit into the wind if you start asking STUPID questions! If you discuss certain acts for roses, then you could possibly be setting yourself for a gargantuan FAIL if you go to see this girl! You see, if you are seeing the wrong girl then you have just made a certain Uncle's job SO much easier when you show up and knock on the door. This uncle will say that you have won an all exclusive trip to wonderful Orlando, FL with totally free accommodations with free meals served to you. Guess what? You have won all of this because you are one dumb, stupid mother fucker. Listen, if you TOFTT, then you must realize that you truly are TOFTT and act accordingly. Do not ask her for specific services. Save that for the second dream if you are TOFTT with a brand new girl.

Last, if you meet an Uncle that you do not care for. You simply MUST adhere to this advice: STFU! You have the RIGHT to a lawyer present during all questioning! Use this RIGHT! So many guys start blabbing and denying, etc. This just puts them into more trouble. Just STFU. Tell them that you do not understand what is happening and that you want to take your right to an attorney present during questioning. That's it! So many guys put their foot into their mouth and condemn themselves. Even DENYING can fuck you up. Just insist on your right to a lawyer and STFU!

This little rant / informative post is not a rebuttal to a certain incident. This is just a reminder to all guys in this hobby to STFU. It will serve you greatly in the long run!