Massage Parlor Reports

**Mjj876** · 03-08-18 23:59

Originally Posted by Walker333 [View Original Post]

Just L1, for now, if you like crowd, noise, shorted time etc. Good luck.

And an overpriced L1 at that. Not the cleanest place in the world, either.

**FlyByNature90** · 03-08-18 23:34

I had this account for awhile but never use it. I usually see escorts and do reviews on The other site but recently I've been wanting massages so here's some reports for you guys.

Jennifer Spa: I went there twice. First time had an older lady probably mid 40's. I'm in my late 20's and kinda like older ladies so I was fine with that as she was very pretty. On the flip she gave me a slow sensual HE and really took her time rubbing balls, shaft and all that good stuff. I returned a few days later and there was a different lady there much older and not good looking. I asked for the other lady (couldn't remember her name). She said she was the only one there but she would take good care of me. I said whatever and went with it. The massage was average but when I flipped she told me I could self serve. I was like WTF? I could've stayed at home and did that. And plus this was about only 40 minutes in. I asked again and she said "no you do it, go ahead". I said hell no I'm leaving, got up got dressed and left. On the way out she said "no tip"? I said no you do it. Tip yourself. Won't return.

Comfort Spa: I tried this spot twice and the massage is pretty nonexistent. They are money hungry for every dollar. I got a CBJ there my first time and it was just ok but more hand motion than mouth. She also used some plastic wrap bs so it was weird. I figured I'd give the place another go since it's convenient to my route home. The 2nd time I went I was greeted by an older lady who had to be in her 50's. I should've left right then and there. The massage was the worst in history. She asked me to flip like 20 minutes in. I was puzzled. She offered CBJ for $. 2. I said nope. She wanted $. For topless HJ. Nope. She did a standard HJ for. 6 but clearly was mad I didn't take the other options for some reason. Maybe business is slow. But afterwards I realized the massage was over and it had only been 25 minutes into the hour. I made sure to point that out to her so she offered to rub me some more but was clearly distracted and wasn't putting forth effort. I honestly don't believe she has any massage training. So I said stop. I got up looked at the clock and said it's been less than 30 minutes I want the half hour rate this isn't a good massage and I don't want an hour. She said no you already paid. I said okay well I'm not giving you. 6 for the HJ. I offered her. 3. She got mad but accepted that. She told me not to return. I told her she couldn't pay me to return. Needless to say I won't return LOL.

The last spot I visited was on 819 s. Western. The girl was smoking hot. Forgive me I'm lousy with names but I think she said it was Emily or something like that. I'm not sure. She looks about 22 or 23 maybe. She had on an orange skirt that barely came past her ass. She was also wearing black stockings that she took off during the TS. She was fucking hot. The TS was amazing and she even kissed my member while drying me off believe it or not. We get in the room and she was all over the table for much of the massage. Her body was over mine alot. She likes to rub all over your butt a whole lot and really gets into that. I let her do what she wanted I didn't mind that it was actually nice. The thing that was so irritating was that the other girl must've stepped out or something. She literally answered the phone constantly during the massage. The phone was literally in the room with us and she answered it 3 times. Lengthy conversations too from other annoying mongers LOL. It kinda ruined the mood towards the end and I always speak my mind I told her that. I said it's rude to me that you constantly do that. She kept saying sorry don't get upset. She did a HJ that was hard to enjoy because I kept thinking someone's going to call the phone any second and interrupt. After we finished I told her I would never return unless there are more than one girl working because the ringer was loud as hell, convos were too long, and it's unfair to me and to her that she has to do that. Great beautiful gorgeous girl. Lousy as fuck management. Honestly I think she probably offers more but I wasn't into it after the constant interruptions and just wanted the HJ and leave. I haven't been back there since but if you can get a massage from her I'd recommend.

**Miamiat** · 03-08-18 22:38

Originally Posted by Biliator [View Original Post]

Is there any serious fun to be had, post-Emily (sorry to say, lost track of her since she left.)? Thanks for any Intel.

Michelle and Julie play a ton, but don't have the massage skills of Emily. Both of the current gals get nakedy and allow almost anything. But again, the whole experience with Emily was more relaxing and sensual.

**CoolPatrick** · 03-08-18 19:01

Originally Posted by RonM [View Original Post]

Just for the ease and comfort a milking table would be worth it. On a regular massage table laying face down does get a bit uncomfortable if you know what I mean.

Yes indeed, Ron. In a perfect world, it should be a 4-hands service for milking table, meaning there is always one MT working under the table when I'm facing down. That would definitely worth the money.

Enough of chit chat, here is some useful intel for those who doesn't know already:

Alternatively, we can reach out to Stacy (TER: 298005) in Rogers Park and paid $130/hr for a pretty okay experience of edging, milking and rimming with her make-shift cushion on her mat. As long as you can manage to schedule something with her and be okay with her eccentric personality. I enjoyed her service a lot and praise her effort to rim as deep as she possibly can. $130/hr for decent back massage and bbbj and rimming! The key is to get a hold of her and willing to have almost always a late start of your appointment.

It's worth the effort in my book because I love chasing service of special niches. YMMV.

**Walker333** · 03-08-18 18:45

Originally Posted by Biliator [View Original Post]

Is there any serious fun to be had, post-Emily (sorry to say, lost track of her since she left.)? Thanks for any Intel.

Just L1, for now, if you like crowd, noise, shorted time etc. Good luck.

**Biliator** · 03-08-18 14:53

Is there any serious fun to be had, post-Emily (sorry to say, lost track of her since she left.)? Thanks for any Intel.

**Ron M** · 03-08-18 12:58

Originally Posted by CoolPatrick [View Original Post]

She capitalizes on a very special niche. https://www.milkingtable.com

I'm like you, Ron, that I'm used to the regular table. But I'd book her if I crave a milking table experience.

Just for the ease and comfort a milking table would be worth it. On a regular massage table laying face down does get a bit uncomfortable if you know what I mean.

**CoolPatrick** · 03-08-18 11:41

Originally Posted by RonM [View Original Post]

Those are high end escort prices she's charging. Besides I'm use to the regular massage table.

Originally Posted by Fiasco20 [View Original Post]

http://chicago.postfastr.com/Therape...-6-12/89513142

She capitalizes on a very special niche. https://www.milkingtable.com Many videos with made-shift milking table on pornhub for people to watch and remember for stimulus recall when people are getting happy ending from a typical AMT but her service can't really get them going.

Now seriously, if she carries her milking table to travel all over the country to provide a good milking table massage, you have to give her credit for that. That is good business practice. Whether we want to pay that much for the specialized service is one thing, but we have to be fair about what she does.

I'm like you, Ron, that I'm used to the regular table. But I'd book her if I crave a milking table experience.

**Ron M** · 03-08-18 01:31

Originally Posted by Walker333 [View Original Post]

We all here are desperately looking for the same, an amazing massage, good skills etc. , I'm afraid to disappoint you. It doesn't exist here, Man. Welcome to Chicago and good luck, stay safe.

If she's hot looking her massage skills don't matter to me. I know it's going to be an awesome time.

**Walker333** · 03-07-18 20:55

Originally Posted by Aehtra [View Original Post]

Where's the best place to look for an amazing massage tonight near O'Hare? I prefer independent providers but am open to AMPs. Looking for someone hot with good skills!

We all here are desperately looking for the same, an amazing massage, good skills etc. , I'm afraid to disappoint you. It doesn't exist here, Man. Welcome to Chicago and good luck, stay safe.

**Aehtra** · 03-07-18 15:50

Where's the best place to look for an amazing massage tonight near O'Hare? I prefer independent providers but am open to AMPs. Looking for someone hot with good skills!

**Ron M** · 03-07-18 12:38

Originally Posted by CuteWOne [View Original Post]

Thanks but that's way more than I want to spend on that.

Those are high end escort prices she's charging. Besides I'm use to the regular massage table.

**CuteWOne** · 03-07-18 11:52

Originally Posted by Fiasco20 [View Original Post]

http://chicago.postfastr.com/Therape...-6-12/89513142

Thanks but that's way more than I want to spend on that.

**Jayp80** · 03-07-18 09:35

Originally Posted by Fiasco20 [View Original Post]

http://chicago.postfastr.com/Therape...-6-12/89513142

There was a much less attractive woman offering the same service round a month ago for less than half of he price, link is down now.

**Fiasco 20** · 03-07-18 08:25

Originally Posted by CuteWOne [View Original Post]

Hello everyone, I'm from the Milwaukee area and I am in search of a massuse that has and does a massage milking table. (For those who don't know what that is Google it LOL) just wondering if there is anyone down your way that dies it AMP or private. Can't really find anyone that does that around here. Thanks in advance.

http://chicago.postfastr.com/Therape...-6-12/89513142