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03-09-18 02:21 #6950I am a troll, please just ignore me. I don't post useful content and probably never will. You should add me to your ignore list.

Posts: 227Another awesome report my friend.
Sounds like you found another gem for me to try during my next trip to SD. Thanks for sharing.
Originally Posted by ChowGow
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03-09-18 01:28 #6949Regular Member

Posts: 12I can't agree more with Flying VFr about his review.
So I don't think I can do a better job of describing my experience with this Fun Lady that Flying VFr did, but I am compelled to try. So first things first. Her massage skills are amazing. I have jacked up back / shoulder and after a very long massage I was feeling flexibility that I haven't felt in a very long time. I have never had a MT try to heal my body at this level. She is a master at working out knots and kinks. I have to see a chiropractor a few times of month because I keep popping a rib out. My Chiropractor keeps telling me to stretch but I never seem to make it happen. Al stretched me out and taught me how to do it with just few stretches. It has been 24 hours since my appointment and I am still a little sore but I my back is much less tight. So like I said my back is jacked up.
Originally Posted by FlyingVfr
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Just a lot less now. Big thanks for that. My real appreciation was that she made me feel so comfortable. I like how she used her vocabulary to describe the fun we were going to have after the massage. She really enjoys her work and has great energy. I don't have the best writing skills but if I were to do an audio recording I probably could go on for 20 minutes do a much better job sharing the experience. In this audio recording I would start talking about how she has a beautiful set of soft yet still firm big boobs. I dug it when she out of know where rubbed on my face. She has sweet sexy smile and a nice figure. She is a MILF but her package is in great shape. Very tight. I would also tell you all that I really enjoyed the conversation. She explained to me everything she was doing. Her dialog didn't stop with the massage. She was super descriptive during the fun time. There was nothing mechanical about this experience. So there it is. Big thanks for the member that shared her number with me. The last thing I will say is that this site is awesome. I for a couple years just lurked around and this is where I found Z Massage 2 years ago and was a regular with Eva. After about six months Eva left for LA and wasn't available for awhile. So I came back to this site looking for alternatives. I have had some decent results, but I wasn't really finding what I as looking for. So if I had been discourage by some of previous conversation about this provider I would have missed out. I want to thank Admin who does a great job and would love to correspond if he has any questions.
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03-08-18 19:08 #6948Senior Member

Posts: 426Mimi spa
Another. 6 door price and. 4 tip for budget menu item. TS was really nice, one of the better ones I've had. Once again, I got reprimanded for not providing a one bill tip. I hate negotiating, I really do. Loose lips, sink ships and I know that these places aren't being visited for their abundance of academics but still. They could at least try to make the customer want to go back to further their capitalistic endeavors by keeping those traps shut.
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03-08-18 19:03 #6947Senior Member

Posts: 25Hongs
Nope. I've seen two there. One was fairly hot and the other was eh. Four times there now and unfortunately, the experience gets less and less impressive. I will probably not return (kinda of a distance for me).
Originally Posted by DkPersonal
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03-08-18 18:46 #6946Senior Member

Posts: 426Hongs
I read another report about how this place was trash. So, I knew immediately that I needed to check it out. I saw the advertisement that claimed new latina staff and placed my bets that it was a dirty ploy bait and switch to get customers. Anyways, I pulled what I might consider to be one of the fugliest AMP girl's I've had in all my mongering life. On the flip, one bill was quoted to which I didn't agree and ended up tipping. 4 with. 6 entrance fee.
I ended up cruising that neighborhood and seemed like this weird cross between China Town and Mexico. But I highly doubt there ever was a latina working there.
http://sandiego.backpage.com/Therape...-6042/36056527
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03-08-18 15:33 #6945Senior Member

Posts: 34Good info
Thanks for the info. I drove by there a few days ago but not sure it was the right place. The whole building is pretty much empty and they have a sing that say "Beauty Spa" out back. They don't even have the typical "open" sign on the window so I drove off. Definitely will come back there soon.
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03-08-18 00:09 #6944Senior Member

Posts: 689Rosecrans Massage
Finally had a chance to check this place out at 4550, #305. I believe this place is affiliated with the Ronson (One of my favs) and Mesa Ridge AMPs as their ads are sometimes linked: http://sandiego.backpage.com/Therape...ns-st/36799702 Note: Pics are not accurate.
Hate to be a snob, but my first impression is what a shithole of a building. I originally planned as just a scouting trip as I was in the area. To my surprise, the doorknob turned and I opened the entrance door at 8:30 AM. There is very little signage and wasn't sure I was in the correct place until I saw the metal gated door and doorbell in the foyer typical of FS AMPs.
My expectations were low due to the dismal exterior, already planning on flagging this as an AMP to AVOID. A lady calling herself "Cindy" greets me with shiny shit on her face and hands so it was hard to assess her actual appearance. She says to wait for new girl "Yo-Yo" who is taking a shower and will be ready in 10-minutes. I told her I'll come back, but actually wanted to check out another place on the lower floor called "Magic Hands Massage. " I promised to come back to see what this Yo-Yo looks like if nothing else. Magic Hands opened at 9 and I met an older lady eating breakfast. I asked if they had a shower, which they didn't and I used as my excuse to leave. Coincidentally SD Police shows up in an SUV so I take a walk around the building and make sure they leave.
Back at 305,9:15 AM. Apparently, when I first met Cindy, she was conducting her morning beauty regimen. Without all the goo on her face, she is quite an attractive MILF. About 5'-5 ish, nice rack I'd guess are 34 D's. Though not a spinner, definitely not fat. She introduces me to Yo-Yo who is a young spinner showing off some natural looking B-cup cleavage. Not as cute as Cindy, but I tend to overlook a few imperfections in favor of youth. Cindy's English was much better than Yo-Yo's and looking more attractive with every glance so paid $60 HF for an hour with Cindy. I find out both arrived a few days ago and I'm the first customer of the day. They are clean and fresh so we are off to a good start.
I hadn't taken a shower yet so asked if I could shower first, but start the massage at 9:30. I also explain I want to be clean for her and she smiles and says you kind man. After my shower, I wrap a towel around my waist and kept it on as I lay on the massage table. She takes off the towel, but only to replace it with a dry one. We engage in some pleasant conversation as she starts the massage. She has a nice touch, but nothing special. I ask for a harder massage and she says too early for her to give powerful massage and I need to come after she has lunch for more power. Oh well, she's a cutie and a sweetie and I plan on giving her $20 tip and be on my way.
She gives the usual 40-minutes back massage and then the flip. She sits on the side of the table and asks me what I want while gesturing to her mouth and pointing to my little bro. I'm looking at the clock with barely 15-minutes remaining and point to her kitty. She looks at my semi-hard cock, wiggles it in her hand saying you want everything and I smile and say, yes please. I agree with her $160 for everything and she steps out to get a cover, not asking for payment.
Upon her return, she pulls down her top and removes her panties leaving her dress around her waist. Not my preference, but with only 15-minutes left on my hour I didn't want to waste any time. Her boobs are enhanced, but are well proportioned to her shape and felt pretty good for implants. Nice large nips and shaved kitty complimenting her sweet looking pussy. She starts off with a BBBJ and tells me she doesn't normally do this but knows I'm clean. Good thing I took a shower there. Her BJ is nothing special, but a BBBJ is always more satisfying than a CBJ. She slips on the cover and wants to switch positions, but I get up for standing mish.
I slide my cock up and down her slit to release her natural juices and while moaning, she begins to say something but I slide my cock steadily all the way into her very tight twat. That shut her up but after only a few pumps she says you too strong. While banging her, I adjust her legs a few different ways and she keeps saying you too strong. I make a few adjustments and ask if she's okay, but I could tell she just isn't enjoying our fuck session. I'm thinking what's with these last few gals all complaining that I'm too big and wang too strong? To be honest, I do prefer if I think the girl is enjoying our fucking, real or perceived. For those whom like to take their time and enjoy fucking for as long as they are able, Cindy is not our type, however she is attractive and sweet. I'm sure she prefers the one pump, two squirt type of monger. Probably gives a great HJ, though I cannot confirm or know what she expects for tip.
I think she forgot about the clock as she may have been more concerned with enduring my fucking as we went about 10-minutes past the hour. While I'm trying to enjoy her tight pussy, I tell her how beautiful she is and next time I want 2-hours. Between my pounding and her grunting, she says no-more-sex-for-me-on-ly-ma-saj. I'm paraphrasing as she struggles to talk while I'm pounding her but she basically says she does not want more money for sex, next time she only gives me massage or HJ. Then she adds "For real, I no kidding. " First time I've ever got that response! One thing I got to say about many Chinese I know is that they say exactly what's on their mind. No sugar coating. For the record, I was trying to be gentle and pumping her slowly, until ready to bust. After I cum, she exclaims "whew" and repeats no more sex for me or anyone else for the day. So solly, not solly.
After I dress, she offers me some water, says she enjoyed talking with me and that I'm very handsome but need to find a GF that likes lots of sex. No argument there. I tease her and say again, next time 2-hours more tip and she pushes me out the door.
I'm considering returning to take Yo-Yo for a test drive.
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03-07-18 12:57 #6943Senior Member

Posts: 689It's always a YMMV.
And as the saying goes "No money, no honey." Sometimes you got to pay to play.
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03-07-18 03:57 #6942Senior Member

Posts: 689Appreciate your good natured response.
Us San Diego mongers are just passionate. Looking forward to your reviews and PM me if you'd like some info other than milking tables.
Originally Posted by DkPersonal
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03-07-18 03:52 #6941Senior Member

Posts: 689Feisty new gal at the V
I was sad to hear Amy / Apple has gone back to LA, but "Clean" and "Vicky" are still there along with a new gal, "Yo-yo. " She's cute, but not as cute as some of the talent I've reviewed recently. She could pass for 18 to 30, is a petite 5'-2 ish, all natural B's with a little baby fat. Struggles with English, but knows how to say "Fuck me" perfectly.
I asked Yo-yo if she could give a hard massage and she says "yes" with confidence and excuses herself to get ready. I undress and when she returns I ask if she would like to give me 1-hr or 1-1/2 hrs? She squeezes the back of my neck, says you strong, needs 1-1/2. I told her massage back 1/2-h, front 1/2-hr and 1/2-hr little brother while indicating the time on the clock to make clear when our session will end. She simply said okay in such a casual manner I wasn't sure if she understood so I repeated with a smile, "˝-hr little brother, understand?" She grabs my pecker and gives it a shake saying "massage BIG brother" with a laugh and pushes me back onto the table. A feisty one I'm thinking and she is getting more attractive by the second.
As she starts the massage I try a little small talk and she says she is from New York, then tells me to relax and firmly repositions my arms and legs. I tell her I used to live in New York and she pushes my head back into the face hole telling me again to just relax which I understood as shut up so I can give you a massage. I'm thinking she's kind of bossy and I think I like it! For those of you that enjoy traditional Chinese acupressure massage, Yo-yo is pretty good. She has amazingly strong hands for a tiny girl and seemed focused on giving me a strong acupressure massage as I requested. Deep pressure with thumbs, knuckles, elbows, knees, heels, and stretches applied with obvious experience. She also walked on my back without any bars, balancing herself while taking little hops to skillfully crack parts of my back. I gave her muffled ohhs and ahhs to let her know she is doing a great job! Not sure if this was part of her seduction technique or simply positioning herself to best massage me, but her legs, ass and other bare parts of her body repeatedly grazed my hands and fingers hanging down the side, but I refrained from any touchy-feely enjoying her massage. She sits on my hand while massaging my legs and ass, then sensually glides her fingers over my back, ass and legs with an extended tickle to my boys. Exactly 30-minutes in she asks me to flip, but I was enjoying her back massage so much I almost did not want to.
I had come straight from the gym and she was feeling my swollen muscles while skillfully kneading my arms, shoulders, traps and chest. A little attention to the legs then she starts teasing little bro. She asks if I'd like just hand and I realize the other girls did not tell her what I like as they have with the other new girls, but whatever. I gave her a smile, patted her kitty and she said you too big. For the record, I'm no Dirk Diggler and consider myself just a little larger than avg. I've always thought when a girl says this, they are just trying to flatter me, so I go along with the charade and tell her I'll be gentle and she steps out to grab a cover. To my surprise, she brings 2. Apparently one is for the BJ and the other for her twat. Interesting.
I stand up to undress her, but she tells me to lie down, again pushing me back onto the massage table. So bossy, but I'm liking her even more. She undresses and climbs on top gliding her nipples around my chest while softly moaning. She sits up, rolling her ass and pussy over little brother, bending him back and forth with her crotch, giggling when he snaps up. I must confess I enjoyed watching her delight while playing with my little bro. She puts on the cover and alternates between sucking, licking, and playing with my pecker and balls. She then removes the cover and puts on the new one, saying "You fuck me now. " She says fuck me repeatedly and wants us to lie on the table, but now I take charge and manhandle her to mish off the side of the table and slide my pecker up and down her slit. She tries to wrestle with me and repeats again "fuck me, fuck me" but I'm in charge now bossy girl and I'll fuck you when I'm good and ready! Then she grabs my dick hard and pulls it inside her pussy then grabs my butt cheeks with both hands and pulls me in. To my surprise she then squeals in pain and pushes me out saying "you too big!" Really?!
I'm trying to figure out if this is part of her "you big stud" act or if her twat is really that tiny. So I adjust her legs a few different ways and enter her from a few different angles as she instructs me as to what feels good or not. Quite the fragile twat for a gal in her profession and not as flexible as I prefer, but I still found her very pleasurable overall. So while I'm banging her she is scolding me if I'm not fucking her the way she likes and I'm confused and amused. I try to avoid going in too deep and that seems to be the trick. Between her moans and instructions she would repeat "fuck me, fuck me, you fuck me" and I'm thinking you want it deep or not, make up your mind. To her credit, she never rushed me and we seemed to cum together. Whether real or not it was a nice touch.
When I pull out she gives my pecker a few slaps and says good boy-ah, then gives me a few light punches and in her bossy tone says you massage me now. Time's up but I wouldn't mind feeling her up some more, so while she steps out to freshen up, I put on just my boxers and straighten out the massage table for her return. She removes her smock and lays naked on the table. I've given a number of these ladies massages and I've been told I'm pretty good, so I was fairly confident she would enjoy my touch and she did. While giving her a massage she repeatedly grabs my pecker under my boxers and as I harden she says little brother go again. So I pull off my boxers, get a rubber from my pants, shake the packet in front of her and she grabs my pecker and says yes, fuck me.
I slip on the cover, sit on her ass and massage her back while sliding my pecker up and down her ass crack, eventually working my way to her twat and gently pushing it in a little at a time. This time I know how she likes it and we're rolling around the table like teenage lovers. A few more fuck me fuck me's and I think we really did cum together. I spray and wipe her clean with their alcohol spray bottle and then myself. I spend another 15-minutes massaging her to sleep. I get dressed, leave some Benji's on the table and wake her just to say goodbye and point to her tip. She pays little attention to the tip and tells me to come back later. I say maybe I will bossy girl, but a thought flashes through my mind of how can we possibly top what just happened. Another session with her could only be less so I'll just have to find another AMP tramp to create a new experience 'cause that's the way I roll.
Saw the other gals on my way out and they ask, you like? I casually say Yo-yo is very sweet and I want to marry all of you. They giggle and say okay, see you soon. You've got to love these places that do not have a mamasan knocking on the door when the time is almost up. I was there about 3-hours.
A few more recent experiences to report shortly. Apologies for the novel, but I do enjoy sharing and re-living my experience with my fellow mongers. Be safe and enjoy!
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03-06-18 21:21 #6940Senior Member

Posts: 426Why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends?
Daaaaaang. No wonder A2 had to step in with all the drama in San Diego, it was just a question man.
Originally Posted by ZooGuy1959
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Obviously a man can dream so I was never implying that there was any such place. Either way, if I was Uncle LEO and found a milking table, I'd be tempted to try it out. But that's just me.
I did, however, get to sample a few establishments in town, will review when my visit is over.
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03-06-18 20:55 #6939Senior Member

Posts: 304"Milking Table"
It is surprising that a fellow with 144 posts would ask this question. From the context of your post it appears that by "any place" you mean a licensed massage parlor openly advertising and open to the public.
Originally Posted by DkPersonal
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I'll give you a hint to the likely answer to your question:
Massage parlors are licensed, regulated, and can be inspected, usually by the local law enforcement authority. You can search online to your heart's content, but here is a quote from NBC 7/39:
"On Wednesday, officers inspected 22 massage parlors in Escondido to make sure no illegal activity was taking place.
According to the police department, 15 of the businesses were violating Escondido municipal code sections, and 10 were violating fire and life safety-related ordinances. In total, the businesses face more than $10,000 in fines. ".
https://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/loc...366009341.html
You get to "Play a Cop":
What would would be your conclusion if upon inspecting a licensed massage parlor you found a "milking" massage table?
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03-06-18 17:13 #6938Banned Member

Posts: 8V spa
Made it out to V spa last week, saw a cute little Chinese spinner, said her name was Ipo, hf for 1/2, nice rub and on the flip it was full service, we had so much fun we got the knock. She was tight and fun, no clock watcher while cumming either.
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03-05-18 20:31 #6937Senior Member

Posts: 426Milking table
Any place here have that? I saw it mentioned in reference to a provider we shall not speak of. Just wondering if it was a thing here. Might be interesting.
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03-05-18 19:17 #6936Senior Member

Posts: 137Good to hear you had a good time. Mine may have been a YMMV situation.
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