Massage Parlor Reports

[RaccoonJoe]

Thanks, CoolPatrick! Yes, $70 is for one hour massage. They also offer deep-tissue for one hour $80 as well. And yes, $60 for HE.

Thanks for explaning the abbreviations.

First off, great report. But I'd assume you were saying $70 for one-hour massage, and then $60 for the happy ending. Otherwise your shorthand suggested $170 and then $160, which is insane, unless these numbers were exactly what you paid and asked by AMT (you have my condolences if this was true).

If you were saying seventy and sixty dollars and you want to use shorthand, just remember the dollar sign (stands for the Benjamin, 100 dollars. Just say. 7 and. 6 and do not include the dollar sign. $. 7 means $170 dollars. When in doubt, just typed the donation in the conventional way.

[Biliator]

Kelly. Last client of day. Good skills but emotionally detached. $80/ hr deep tissue. I rejected topless L2 $120. $60 L1 done well. I had fun last year with younger provider. Will not repeat.

Back in the day, "Kelly" was Lisa at Mercy, and then for a very brief time at Moon Spa. Trust me when I tell you she was a LOT more fun at Mercy than is the case today. I do like Mary, but rarely bother to see her anymore since I gots nowheres after trying to see her fairly regularly for a time.

[ArielDude28]

I saw reviews on golden multiple times (provider Selena. Etc). I am not sure if its the same place but I went to Golden Dream Spa on Chicago Av. There was lot of construction going on and this is right across Chicago Motors who is a dealer of used cop cars. Seriously. There were some cop cars at this place and some cops who were at that dealer. It was weird walking in after ringing the bell. They asked me to take out my shoe and wear flip flops. The provider was very average looking and should be in her late 30's of early 40's. She did not have any personality. I am glad I took 30 minutes. 20 minutes massage and on the flip she takes my hand and asks me to do my own thing. I insisted and she asked how much. I said 40 and she was no. Seriously? I ordered to just do it for 40 and she started the jack hammer motion with a weird face and feelings. I did some UTC of top and closed eyes so I don; t see her face to finish myself off. As said, not a great personality and no special moments as such. I would not repeat. Is this really the place that was highly rated with Selena and others? May be I am missing something.

[Walker333]

Are pretty much the worst time to go to a spa. I learned that the hard way. The two worst experiences I've ever had were on Sunday nights. It's because they put out the new girls and the flunkies just to keep the doors open. None of the attractive experienced girls want to work weekends. They want to have fun like everyone else. They want to work 5 days and have weekends off. Most of them don't get 2 days off though. My main girl does but lately her massage has become non-existent and I went to see somebody else.

I went to Yun Ping based on recent reviews on RM. I knew right when she opened the door that it was probably going to be a bad time. The problem was that she was mildly attractive and in her 20's which is becoming increasingly rare in Chicago. So I rolled the dice.

The further out in the boonies of China these girls are from, the closer they are to semi-retardation. It's not their fault. It's simply a lack of education and manners. The country needs several more generations of advancement before we can expect the country girls to be anything but spazzes. There are exceptions but they are rare.

The massage was terrible. It was her spreading oil on my back the way you would spread a rub on a steak. At least a couple times I caught her watching her phone with one hand and sliming me with the other. Now this is the best part, on the flip, she tells me she's never done it before. And I believe her. I had to show her how to give a handy. And she was terrible. I mean absolutely an abomination. It was like she was working some mechanical pump, like she was expecting it to spurt after a couple pumps like a lawnmower.

The worst part was her attitude. It was somewhat authoritative yet completely silly at the same time. She is probably on the spectrum somewhere, sent to the US by frustrated family members who were thinking at least she wouldn't fuck up tugging dicks.

I gave her a twenty as a tip and walked out. She didn't protest. There are no redeeming qualities, unfortunately. It's okay to be new. It's not okay to have her personality and be new, because in a sense she will always be new.

The place is a shit-hole anyways. Nasty TS and nastier rooms. There was some kind of party out front too, in the fake ass hair salon. It was all older Chinese and they were huddled around a table.

On Sundays, late in the morning, close to noon, it was actually good. I had to admit that I have never done Sunday nights. However, Sunday mornings, especially on snowy or rainy days weren't bad for me, very calm, quiet, no phone. Door answering interruptions etc. Even a few extra minutes were available.

[Angai]

Gunnison spa shut down Friday night by Chicago officials. Said to be prostitution and cops loaded up on a ton of evidence Friday night. Said to include names of some of the regular customers. Hope any of you mongers never left any evidence at this place. The place seemed to be getting better. This was a surprise. But cops love to surprise. Guess there were no customers there at the time. Well. Time to move on.

That's a shame I only went there twice. Well even if they had customer info they couldn't do anything with it all the same.

[OrdLover]

There a review of lotus spa on Irving Park at Rubmap. What does the review says about this new place? Good or bad?

[DonTheMon]

Gunnison spa shut down Friday night by Chicago officials. Said to be prostitution and cops loaded up on a ton of evidence Friday night. Said to include names of some of the regular customers. Hope any of you mongers never left any evidence at this place. The place seemed to be getting better. This was a surprise. But cops love to surprise. Guess there were no customers there at the time. Well. Time to move on.

[MWiggly2]

Search: relaxation. Now west of downtown. Not tried.

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...icago/49322472

Is this massage parlor in Chicago? If so PM my the info!

[E2304]

Hi everyone,

I'm a long time lurker, but I figured it's time to provide some feedback here.

I went to SXL a few times so far. As some of the fellow forum contributors noted, the facilities are very clean. I would say this spa is rather on the expensive side. One hours massage is $. 7. For a handshake, the expected min tip is $. 6. And if you're new to this spa, the provider may ask questions.

Here's a quick summary on the providers here:

Yoyo: Avoid if possible. She would ask for ridiculous amount for nude HJ (last time she asked for $1. 2 tip for that). And she doesn't even allow FIV or anything similar. Her massage is OK, but if you draw her, just go with the basic $. 6 HE. She allows OTC roaming on her back, but not her cans (which are very small anyways).

Mary: One of my favorites. Good massage, fun to talk to, brown eye treatment (if it's your thing) is included in the $. 6 tip for he. She also allows for OTC roaming.

Amy: She is not much to look at. Her massage is solid. HE is OK. Last week, Yoyo told me that Amy no longer works there, but it may be BS.

Kelly: Pretty good attitude. YMMV, but I was allowed UTC for pretty much everywhere during HE. She gives good massages too, but she's not a looker.

I'll keep on posting in the near future. Thanks everyone for this great forum!

Kelly. Last client of day. Good skills but emotionally detached. $80/ hr deep tissue. I rejected topless L2 $120. $60 L1 done well. I had fun last year with younger provider. Will not repeat.

[Miamiat]

I recently saw a Chrissy or Christina at this place. It was nothing like described below, so I assume she is an HE only provider? She was cute and was great with the hands.

Hi everyone,

I'm a long time lurker, but I figured it's time to provide some feedback here.

I went to SXL a few times so far. As some of the fellow forum contributors noted, the facilities are very clean. I would say this spa is rather on the expensive side. One hours massage is $. 7. For a handshake, the expected min tip is $. 6. And if you're new to this spa, the provider may ask questions.

Here's a quick summary on the providers here:

Yoyo: Avoid if possible. She would ask for ridiculous amount for nude HJ (last time she asked for $1. 2 tip for that). And she doesn't even allow FIV or anything similar. Her massage is OK, but if you draw her, just go with the basic $. 6 HE. She allows OTC roaming on her back, but not her cans (which are very small anyways).

Mary: One of my favorites. Good massage, fun to talk to, brown eye treatment (if it's your thing) is included in the $. 6 tip for he. She also allows for OTC roaming.

Amy: She is not much to look at. Her massage is solid. HE is OK. Last week, Yoyo told me that Amy no longer works there, but it may be BS.

Kelly: Pretty good attitude. YMMV, but I was allowed UTC for pretty much everywhere during HE. She gives good massages too, but she's not a looker.

I'll keep on posting in the near future. Thanks everyone for this great forum!

[Averily]

Hey all, I'm visiting town tomorrow and hoping to get some solid recommendations. I have been reading the forum and have some ideas but hoping to get good direction. I'm looking for a respectable massage with some generous boob play. Not interested in the hardcore stuff. PM me if you like please. Incall / outcall ok. I'll be happy to reciprocate for Detroit visits.

/ AV.

[Ron M]

If some of you guys can, how about pooling your money together for a trip to Asia. There are so many young Asian girls you can play with instead of the old grandmas here. At least in Asia you're guaranteed the Happy Ending of your choice.

[Archer927]

I'm from Milwaukee but will be traveling through the northern burbs of Chicago on Sunday headed back to MKE. I've heard the AMPs and Euro style massages south of the border rock compared to what we have access to. Can anyone suggest a spot or two within a reasonable distance of the freeway heading to the land of cheese and beer?

[CoolPatrick]

First off, great report. But I'd assume you were saying $70 for one-hour massage, and then $60 for the happy ending. Otherwise your shorthand suggested $170 and then $160, which is insane, unless these numbers were exactly what you paid and asked by AMT (you have my condolences if this was true).

If you were saying seventy and sixty dollars and you want to use shorthand, just remember the dollar sign (stands for the Benjamin, 100 dollars. Just say. 7 and. 6 and do not include the dollar sign. $. 7 means $170 dollars. When in doubt, just typed the donation in the conventional way.

Hi everyone,

I'm a long time lurker, but I figured it's time to provide some feedback here.

I went to SXL a few times so far. As some of the fellow forum contributors noted, the facilities are very clean. I would say this spa is rather on the expensive side. One hours massage is $. 7. For a handshake, the expected min tip is $. 6. And if you're new to this spa, the provider may ask questions.

Here's a quick summary on the providers here:

Yoyo: Avoid if possible. She would ask for ridiculous amount for nude HJ (last time she asked for $1. 2 tip for that). And she doesn't even allow FIV or anything similar. Her massage is OK, but if you draw her, just go with the basic $. 6 HE. She allows OTC roaming on her back, but not her cans (which are very small anyways).

Mary: One of my favorites. Good massage, fun to talk to, brown eye treatment (if it's your thing) is included in the $. 6 tip for he. She also allows for OTC roaming.

Amy: She is not much to look at. Her massage is solid. HE is OK. Last week, Yoyo told me that Amy no longer works there, but it may be BS.

Kelly: Pretty good attitude. YMMV, but I was allowed UTC for pretty much everywhere during HE. She gives good massages too, but she's not a looker.

I'll keep on posting in the near future. Thanks everyone for this great forum!

[SaintChuck]

You wrote: I finally guided her hand to the little guy and that's where things went downhill.

I think that, if you would have had a raging boner, then things would have been uphill with your desired outcome.

From all of her teasing and tickling my balls, I had a boner. It didn't matter because she wasn't giving a HJ. SaintChuck.