Massage Parlor Reports

**Mr Sixty** · 12-15-17 15:15

Originally Posted by Hundred [View Original Post]

The postings here fall into three categories:

1. A dude posts about getting his balls licked and getting laid by a gal and posts no information about her. Very helpful.

2. A dude posts about a girl rimming him so hard he felt her tongue against his sternum with a link to an ad that is gone. Also very helpful.

3. A dude posts in code about an MP that is eight (8) miles from the westside, about one (1) mile from any place in weho, and on a street where you can drive fifty-five (55) MPH if it is at night and there are no cars, because Santa monica blvd can be crowded. Actually, it is usually much less clear, but you can basically figure out the address from the preceding sentence.

4. I post and give information or offer it via PM, but no one gives 2 fucks.

Thank you for your service. And the address.

**Mr Sixty** · 12-15-17 15:14

Originally Posted by CandyMan555 [View Original Post]

I visit from the east coast,last year I found a good spot and had a great time, f / s etc. Some one named Coffey worked there was supposed to work only on thursdays and was the mamasan the rest of the time, Can some one point me in the right direction? I forgot the name Any other recommendations for the Torrence area.

Thanks for your help! CM.

Amy Acupressure in Gardena, maybe?

**Member #5725** · 12-14-17 22:46

I've never really understood the codes- especially the money code. For one the money code is broken down in the abriviations section, and I still don't know what people are saying, and people constantly use it incorrectly.

Can someone please explain to me why we don't just say how much stuff cost in Regular money?

As for the Vague Clue Game on the Massage Parlors.

I guess in theory it makes sense. But it's not universally adopted to use them- honestly the people using clues like "the Burger Joint" are in the minority here. And in the case of most of these places- these businesses have zero problem advertising on BackPage but we are supposed to go through this cryptic Encyclopedia Brown decoder ring BS to hide their identity??

For the "Mysterious Health Center".

Someone back on page-4 of this thread named it- (hint- it goes by its address) but now we Are all supposed to keep it this tight lipped secret? And Haze people who can't figure it out?

I just don't get it.

**Member #5794** · 12-14-17 22:39

The postings here fall into three categories:

1. A dude posts about getting his balls licked and getting laid by a gal and posts no information about her. Very helpful.

2. A dude posts about a girl rimming him so hard he felt her tongue against his sternum with a link to an ad that is gone. Also very helpful.

3. A dude posts in code about an MP that is eight (8) miles from the westside, about one (1) mile from any place in weho, and on a street where you can drive fifty-five (55) MPH if it is at night and there are no cars, because Santa monica blvd can be crowded. Actually, it is usually much less clear, but you can basically figure out the address from the preceding sentence.

4. I post and give information or offer it via PM, but no one gives 2 fucks.

**CandyMan555** · 12-14-17 22:31

I visit from the east coast,last year I found a good spot and had a great time, f / s etc. Some one named Coffey worked there was supposed to work only on thursdays and was the mamasan the rest of the time, Can some one point me in the right direction? I forgot the name Any other recommendations for the Torrence area.

Thanks for your help! CM.

**Mr Sixty** · 12-14-17 22:09

Originally Posted by SeckSee1 [View Original Post]

C'Mon bro. I am from LA, haven't been home in a couple of years, got back two days ago. I already figured it out. All it takes is a little bit of google and checking your findings against other sites.

Don't be so hard on the guy. I'm on this site regularly, have figured out all the codes and a lot of the "code," I consider myself a Google ninja, and I still haven't been able to figure it out. I'm dying to know, but I'm too proud to ask.

**SeckSee1** · 12-14-17 18:55

Originally Posted by EscapeArtist [View Original Post]

I've seen a few mentions on here about that Mysterious Health Center with hot hot girls, can anyone help with the actual location or name of the place? New here and trying to understand all the code talk, sorry.

C'Mon bro. I am from LA, haven't been home in a couple of years, got back two days ago. I already figured it out. All it takes is a little bit of google and checking your findings against other sites.

**EscapeArtist** · 12-14-17 13:29

I've seen a few mentions on here about that Mysterious Health Center with hot hot girls, can anyone help with the actual location or name of the place? New here and trying to understand all the code talk, sorry.

**Tlk55** · 12-14-17 00:37

Originally Posted by BigBadNut [View Original Post]

Went to Fox on Sm Blvd. Had a nice meaty Latina with work do the deed. Pretty nice all round would repeat. Decent play and work, a little fast but fun zzz and great tat as. This is dead center in Boys Town.

This place is unclean with used condoms and panties on the floor, and the latina there on Wednesday, very small and petite cannot speak english well. She's there on Wednesday and completely ripped me off, and cannot speak english at all so there was a communication barrier, said that I finished and I was trying to show her that I didn't finish and all she did was put on a shitty performance, she rushed me and she was very rude. You will be very disappointed. Unhappy ending this place and the provider, She is there on Wednesday, heads up guys she will rip you off, don't go here. Had an ok experience time but after this I will not repeat. If you do decide to go choose another provider, if you come across the one that only speaks spanish ask for someone else. Very rude clock watcher other places in the weho area are much much better. AND CLEAN.

**Member #5794** · 12-10-17 13:38

I am working on some rules for MP mongering, but here is my outline:

1. Never accept the "free" water. If the tech offers you water on the way out, refuse it. It is bullshit. And it is not free.

2. Never decline a table shower. I would be banned immediately if I was able to say what kind of horrific death should be visited on any monger who refuses a table shower. Just take it. It will tell you if there is going to be action. It will also increase the likelihood of a rim job.

3. Never wear the boxers they give you.

4. Always ask the tech's name so you can tell us bros about it and we can use her name as the code.

5. Always say you have been there before, even if the place says on BP that it is the place's grand opening with 87 hot chicks.

6. If you get rimmed, post about it.

7. Never fuck the mamasan. Now, on some occasions, lightly staffed places will have the mamasan handle you. This is just them being cheap.

8. Never fuck the papasan. Some places have a guy supervisor. If you fuck him, do not post about it.

9. IF the gal tells you to take care of yourself, leave.

10. Always request a line up.

11. If you are going to walk out, do it before you start the session. Do not even give them the opportunity to place you with a hag if you get a line up, and if you see a gal come in looking like she just recovered from cleft palate, either just suffer through it or walk out. Do not make a big stink about the whole thing, it distracts other mongers.

12. Always ask for "soft massage".

13. If posting a review of a Latina joint, leave out the part where she says "fuck me papi" or "give it to me daddy" - something about this just bothers me.

14. Never clean yourself up. They have towels and they have hands.

15. Never leave a tip.

16. Max labor fee is 60 for a handie, 80 for head, 100 for the full game of strategy. That being said, if the girl is truly hot, 120 for FS is OK.

17. Consider paying for the hour. It is usually like 20 bucks more, but I have heard it may be better. I myself have never done more than 30 minutes.

**Member #5725** · 12-07-17 23:40

Originally Posted by coolshemp [View Original Post]

Does anyone know what happened to Relief Thai on Western? My ATF was there but now it looks as though they are closed for good. Were they shut down?

Yeh- I called 2 days ago and got no answer. Bummed. I liked that place, actually been going there for over a decade through different names and owners.

Recently liked Tonya. Who was your ATF?

-50.

**Senkai12** · 12-07-17 18:24

Originally Posted by RuffRuffRuff [View Original Post]

Had a good little time at That Mysterious Health Center last night with one of the finest Latina spinners I've ever met. I must say that the attitude in this place is great. The girls aren't nervous or agitated, they're super laid back and honestly they make it fun. I will say that anytime I step into an AMP I do my best to make the girls feel comfortable by joking around. I think that goes a long ways. Anyways last night I asked the mama to show me the lineup. She couldn't have been happier to show me her gaggle of spinner babes. I love that this place specializes in the petite. Personally I have little to no interest in big fake asses and big rock hard bolt on cans. I'm much more of a appreciator for the natural, and the small. This gorgeous girl walks in and I actually stumbled back a bit. Another poster on here has called her out by name but I'm going to refrain from doing it out on the public forum. The dresses these chicks wear. My god. It's cock heaven. Anyways she and the other girl laugh and wave and I tell mama I'll be taking the Latina. OoOOooo am I excited. Now. I wait. I decided I'd pop back a little mini shot of Jack Daniels while I wait for my stunner to return. About five minutes later she comes in. Rubs her hands on my back a bit, we make some small talk, we both start laughing and she just sits down on the table next to me. Now we're just chatting and I have to tell her my god you have such an incredible body. She lets me pull up the dress, massage her ass that must've been hand made by God himself. She slowly slips it above her nipples and invites me to indulge my palate. And that I do. Now she's stradling me, just whipping her hair on face while she dry humps me. It's so hot. We chat a bit more and then she says "shhhh. " and uses her mouth to load the rubber. She gives me a decent hummer and comes up for air. "How you like?" Well the Jack Daniels made me a bit lazy so I let her take the lead on top. She rides me good and I ask her to flip so I can see her ass. Now here's where it gets interesting. RCG to me was always a standard position. And probably my favorite one. But she did this thing where both of her feet were against the bottom my ballsack while she rode my D. My god her asshole is beautiful..

Amazing post, love the details! I'm assuming "That Mysterious Health Center" is code. Any hints on deciphering it?

**coolshemp** · 12-07-17 16:23

Does anyone know what happened to Relief Thai on Western? My ATF was there but now it looks as though they are closed for good. Were they shut down?

**Senkai12** · 12-07-17 14:50

This is probably a standard question, but I'm visiting LA for the next 2 days and am trying to find some FS places with maybe some natural latinas, any recommendations? If you guys ever visit San Diego I know most of the good ones so I'd be glad to help you out.

**IFunnyTaker** · 12-07-17 06:44

I've been seeing these ads in backpages want to know if they are worth a visit any of you fellows been to any of these locations.

Longbeach. backpage.com/ TherapeuticMassage /8 pm-to-4 am-come-see-the-best-latinas-213-915-1930/135209463.

http://losangeles.backpage.com/Femal...-area/52566852

http://losangeles.backpage.com/Thera...bs-23/26151137