Massage Parlor Reports

[Seafor]

Hopefully this passes moderation babysitting fast enough to keep you guys from getting ripped off from this place.

The spot on Westwood, next to the cheesesteak place is a ripoff.

Unattractive chubby Chinese. Yet another "Cherry" or "sherry".

Bad English. Asked for hour, was told "half hour only now". Ok bad sign and should have walked out right there.

Massage is lame, not the worst ever but not by much.

On the flip it's straight to work with the oil after haggling for a. 6 tip for what seems like forever. Got her down to. 5, then every OTC touch brought a ". 6" quote.

Unbelievable haggling skills and lackluster HE. Just kindof flopped Jr. Around, obviously pissed that I wouldn't giver her. 6 for what can be gotten for. 4 a block down the street. Maybe if she had the looks, enthusiasm, and skills of one of the k-girls that might have been worth it. But she just seemed pissed she had to be there.

Just about the time I was managing to force an epic finish by imagining Becky or Wawa taking it in, I got the "time almost up" whisper.

Barely finished and she left the room, came back with a hot towel and did a cleanup. I felt lucky to get that.

And then, Fuck. Didn't have change. Handed her. 6 and it went straight into her pants and a sickeningly-sweet "thank yooouuuuu" came out of her.

This place is going on my blacklist.

Better service by better looking talent with a better attitude is available nearby for barely more out of pocket.

Hard pass on this money grab ripoff place. Avoid.

[Lebowski69]

I might have to try this Peruvian girl as I am a sucker (pun intended) for those naturals.

Do you remember what time / day you went in when you saw her?

Thank you in advance!

Think she said she works Tuesday and Fridays. Was there around lunchtime when I saw her. Nice girl wish I remembered her name. Happy mongering.

The dude abides.

[Willie23]

Keeping the information free-flowing, here's some westside FS places.

-ocean on SMB by the sushi place, good looking talent.

-kiku (old, overpriced bags). No repeat.

-8549 whatever it's called now in weho. Will repeat.

-Chens, Too YMMV to repeat for me. But go for it.

-momo on SMB. Great spot.

-A-one by the German club. No fuckin' way repeat.

There ya go.

For folks looking for a particular flavor, Ocean, Kiku and A-one are Korean, though the b-team over at Kiku sometimes includes a Chinese.

There is also a place on Overland a couple blocks North of Venice. I think it's Korean, but some providers there are FS while some stop at HE. On Pico nearest Westwood is a Chinese-staffed place where at least one provider gives FS, but BYOC or expect Saran wrap. Place on the 6000 block of Pico is FS.

I'll probably think of more. Personally, I like the grannies, so I have a fave at A-one, and I also like some of the DATY-starved milfs rotating through Chen.

[WhoreMaster 91]

Any Korean guys out there know any Korean FS shop in koreatown?

[Seafor]

Keeping the information free-flowing, here's some westside FS places.

-ocean on SMB by the sushi place, good looking talent.

-kiku (old, overpriced bags). No repeat.

-8549 whatever it's called now in weho. Will repeat.

-Chens, Too YMMV to repeat for me. But go for it.

-momo on SMB. Great spot.

-A-one by the German club. No fuckin' way repeat.

There ya go.

[BigBadNut]

I have a great go-to place in ktown for HE from cute girls (koreans).

I don't have a good go-to for FS in ktown or DT. Before I start hunting through BP, can I get a referral from a senior. Please feel free to PM me and I'll be happy to share my favs.

Hi can you PM me the details of the Ktown joint? I will gladly share a westside FS joint!!

[WhoreMaster 91]

I have a great go-to place in ktown for HE from cute girls (koreans).

I don't have a good go-to for FS in ktown or DT. Before I start hunting through BP, can I get a referral from a senior. Please feel free to PM me and I'll be happy to share my favs.

I'm lokking for korean FS in k town not HE.

[Clandestine82]

Upon your gentleman advice I wandered into HT acupuncture as I was entering and exiting LAX this weekend. On the inbound leg was met by MS and told only half hour was available for 50. Was a little bummer as I had traveled across the country in the dreaded middle seat and was looking forward to getting the kinks out. My therapist was a stunning Peruvian girl with What appeared to be nice natural c boobs. The massage was pleasant but brief the the quick flip and the what do you want discussion. Well since I wasn't getting a massage I might as well get everything else to ease my disappointment. She engaged in some very nice CBJ then on top then finishing with doggy. She was into her performance she had very sensitive nipples and loved having them sucked as she rode me. Unfortunately cannot remember her name but enjoyed myself enough to encouraged me to return on my way back home. This time I drew Diana an equally pretty girl from Mexico. She also had quite a rack slightly smaller than my Peruvian friend and an absolutely perfect ass. In addition she had large (entire back) myan relief tattoo that was fun to look at while I was behind her. Similar light massage into the same CBJ into FS she also was into her performance. All in all a great spot for a quick release girls are cute and eager to please house fee. 5 I tipped 1. 2 because of the good attitudes and performance. If anyone has a suggestion near Lax or SD for great massage with FS please pm me will be making several trips to the west coast this year for work. Once again thanks for the intel if you guys need info for central Fl pm me and I'll be glad to return the favor.

Happy mongering. -the dude abides.

I might have to try this Peruvian girl as I am a sucker (pun intended) for those naturals.

Do you remember what time / day you went in when you saw her?

Thank you in advance!

[AsianPussy]

I have a great go-to place in ktown for HE from cute girls (koreans).

I don't have a good go-to for FS in ktown or DT. Before I start hunting through BP, can I get a referral from a senior. Please feel free to PM me and I'll be happy to share my favs.

[Lebowski69]

Upon your gentleman advice I wandered into HT acupuncture as I was entering and exiting LAX this weekend. On the inbound leg was met by MS and told only half hour was available for 50. Was a little bummer as I had traveled across the country in the dreaded middle seat and was looking forward to getting the kinks out. My therapist was a stunning Peruvian girl with What appeared to be nice natural c boobs. The massage was pleasant but brief the the quick flip and the what do you want discussion. Well since I wasn't getting a massage I might as well get everything else to ease my disappointment. She engaged in some very nice CBJ then on top then finishing with doggy. She was into her performance she had very sensitive nipples and loved having them sucked as she rode me. Unfortunately cannot remember her name but enjoyed myself enough to encouraged me to return on my way back home. This time I drew Diana an equally pretty girl from Mexico. She also had quite a rack slightly smaller than my Peruvian friend and an absolutely perfect ass. In addition she had large (entire back) myan relief tattoo that was fun to look at while I was behind her. Similar light massage into the same CBJ into FS she also was into her performance. All in all a great spot for a quick release girls are cute and eager to please house fee. 5 I tipped 1. 2 because of the good attitudes and performance. If anyone has a suggestion near Lax or SD for great massage with FS please pm me will be making several trips to the west coast this year for work. Once again thanks for the intel if you guys need info for central Fl pm me and I'll be glad to return the favor.

Happy mongering. -the dude abides.

[HowdyDoody32]

Downey Ther.

Went on Wednesday, had an older Korean gal named Candy, late 40's probably. Not a bad body for a MILF, but some loose skin around tummy area. Simple soft massage, CBJ and CFS. She let me suck on her titties, which I like to do (but the chicks don't always let you).

Golden Creek Spa.

Went on Wednesday, only a late 30's early 40's skinny Asian lady working there (the same lady that answered the door did my massage). She was dressed normally and I got a decent massage, and on flip she says. 4 for HE. Nothing else offered.

Norwalk Body and Foot Massage.

Legit place, just got a nice massage from an older Asian lady.

[HandsomDev]

I've lurked here for a while but never tried, any advice would be appreciated once you're all done laughing at me.

Went to the bluestar by hoover They close at 1030 and I went at about 940 so I figured I couldn't get an hour. Paid 30 for half hour. Lady told me to go into a room and strip. She wasn't that old looking either. Maybe 35, slim in a sweater and sweatpants but I could tell she had a decent body. Saw another lady at the desk and she wasn't unattractive either. Keep in mind I've never set foot in a massage parlor until today. Got butt naked, put my clothes in the corner and laid face down with the towel just covering my ass. She knocked then came in still in sweats. For some reason I was under the delusion she would be in a robe or lingerie.

She draped the towel over me completely and started the massage. Just a reminder I've never actually had a massage before so I don't know what a real one or even a good one feels like but she was just pressing down on my legs a little at a time and my back etc. I didn't feel all that relaxed to be completely honest and I wouldn't call it enjoyable. Also I don't know if this is worth mentioning or not but I laid with my arms up, past my head. Not sure if this is what you're supposed to do or not. I realized if the goal was to roam and touch her I couldn't in this position because she was working on me from the other way.

She told me to flip and my member was in full view and quite flaccid. Am I supposed to be fully errect at this stage? I'm a visual and tactile kind of guy so I didn't have much to go on. Was that where I screwed up? She draped the towel on me again and this time my arms were at my side.

She massaged me from above at some point working on my shoulders and chest and her chest was inches above my head. I may have nudged her tit with my forehead a little. If you haven't picked up on it yet I'm really bad at this. Then when she was squeezing my legs and putting random pressure on my hips near my groin I moved my hand and touched the side of her legs. At this point I had serious doubts this was a place offering extras and I didn't fully commit because I was half scared some bouncer would throw me out of the place and I'd have to walk home nude. I wish I were kidding.

She left the room at one point and came back. No big deal. I'm reading into everything way too hard now.

I tried to get a tent up but couldn't do it on my own (that's why I came here right, or so I thought). When she came back she spread my legs and got on the table too and started massaging the inside of my legs. This was the only enjoyable and semi erotic part and I was starting to draw wood and then she starts lightly punching (tapping) the insides of my legs. I wasn't ready for that and clenched a little thinking she might hit my pebbles during her boxing match with my legs. Lost any semblance of a stiffie and then a few seconds later she says all done.

I change, tip her the $10 change she gave me from breaking my 40 and thank everybody in sight then left a little bewildered, a lot embarrassed and very determined to try again.

Side note: I think they were speaking Chinese.

So has anyone else been here? Is this place legit or am I just an idiot, or probably both?

Just go to Bluemoon on the corner of Balboa and Vanowen in the SF valley. This place will be easy and to the point. All this secret code or cryptic info can be annoying on here so I hope this helps. It's not LA but I'm sure it's not far from you. Look them up.

[Crimsonquiggs]

I've lurked here for a while but never tried, any advice would be appreciated once you're all done laughing at me.

Went to the bluestar by hoover They close at 1030 and I went at about 940 so I figured I couldn't get an hour. Paid 30 for half hour. Lady told me to go into a room and strip. She wasn't that old looking either. Maybe 35, slim in a sweater and sweatpants but I could tell she had a decent body. Saw another lady at the desk and she wasn't unattractive either. Keep in mind I've never set foot in a massage parlor until today. Got butt naked, put my clothes in the corner and laid face down with the towel just covering my ass. She knocked then came in still in sweats. For some reason I was under the delusion she would be in a robe or lingerie.

She draped the towel over me completely and started the massage. Just a reminder I've never actually had a massage before so I don't know what a real one or even a good one feels like but she was just pressing down on my legs a little at a time and my back etc. I didn't feel all that relaxed to be completely honest and I wouldn't call it enjoyable. Also I don't know if this is worth mentioning or not but I laid with my arms up, past my head. Not sure if this is what you're supposed to do or not. I realized if the goal was to roam and touch her I couldn't in this position because she was working on me from the other way.

She told me to flip and my member was in full view and quite flaccid. Am I supposed to be fully errect at this stage? I'm a visual and tactile kind of guy so I didn't have much to go on. Was that where I screwed up? She draped the towel on me again and this time my arms were at my side.

She massaged me from above at some point working on my shoulders and chest and her chest was inches above my head. I may have nudged her tit with my forehead a little. If you haven't picked up on it yet I'm really bad at this. Then when she was squeezing my legs and putting random pressure on my hips near my groin I moved my hand and touched the side of her legs. At this point I had serious doubts this was a place offering extras and I didn't fully commit because I was half scared some bouncer would throw me out of the place and I'd have to walk home nude. I wish I were kidding.

She left the room at one point and came back. No big deal. I'm reading into everything way too hard now.

I tried to get a tent up but couldn't do it on my own (that's why I came here right, or so I thought). When she came back she spread my legs and got on the table too and started massaging the inside of my legs. This was the only enjoyable and semi erotic part and I was starting to draw wood and then she starts lightly punching (tapping) the insides of my legs. I wasn't ready for that and clenched a little thinking she might hit my pebbles during her boxing match with my legs. Lost any semblance of a stiffie and then a few seconds later she says all done.

I change, tip her the $10 change she gave me from breaking my 40 and thank everybody in sight then left a little bewildered, a lot embarrassed and very determined to try again.

Side note: I think they were speaking Chinese.

So has anyone else been here? Is this place legit or am I just an idiot, or probably both?

Ahh the first time. If you're anything like me, your heart was beating like crazy throughout the whole deal.

One thing to try in the future in this situation is just take the towel off after she puts it on. Just casually pull it off. She may put it back on, which means you're probably in for a legit session. But if not, then you'll probably get at least a hand job. I've never been one to grope the girls while they massage, so this is what I do.

I do think you should research a little more. There are legit AMPs, but they are the minority. You can get jerked off in most of them.

[BigBadNut]

Was over at the Home Depot and decided for a little post shopping entertainment. Took the BP listing with the closest address on admiralty way in the First Bank Building next to the restaurant which host a bevy of smoking hot sisters! The two providers were both 6. 5-7. 0's with good bodies. Chinese to be sure. Amy gave a nice firm massage and little playful crack rub to see what I liked. She was talented and I actually added a 20 to my time clock. She busted out the hot stone which was awesome. Upon the flip she gave a great ball play and the double hand mamba. Good exp all round. Great to see the boats in the marina too! $ total.

[PlayerN818]

I've lurked here for a while but never tried, any advice would be appreciated once you're all done laughing at me.

Went to the bluestar by hoover They close at 1030 and I went at about 940 so I figured I couldn't get an hour. Paid 30 for half hour. Lady told me to go into a room and strip. She wasn't that old looking either. Maybe 35, slim in a sweater and sweatpants but I could tell she had a decent body. Saw another lady at the desk and she wasn't unattractive either. Keep in mind I've never set foot in a massage parlor until today. Got butt naked, put my clothes in the corner and laid face down with the towel just covering my ass. She knocked then came in still in sweats. For some reason I was under the delusion she would be in a robe or lingerie.

She draped the towel over me completely and started the massage. Just a reminder I've never actually had a massage before so I don't know what a real one or even a good one feels like but she was just pressing down on my legs a little at a time and my back etc. I didn't feel all that relaxed to be completely honest and I wouldn't call it enjoyable. Also I don't know if this is worth mentioning or not but I laid with my arms up, past my head. Not sure if this is what you're supposed to do or not. I realized if the goal was to roam and touch her I couldn't in this position because she was working on me from the other way.

She told me to flip and my member was in full view and quite flaccid. Am I supposed to be fully errect at this stage? I'm a visual and tactile kind of guy so I didn't have much to go on. Was that where I screwed up? She draped the towel on me again and this time my arms were at my side.

She massaged me from above at some point working on my shoulders and chest and her chest was inches above my head. I may have nudged her tit with my forehead a little. If you haven't picked up on it yet I'm really bad at this. Then when she was squeezing my legs and putting random pressure on my hips near my groin I moved my hand and touched the side of her legs. At this point I had serious doubts this was a place offering extras and I didn't fully commit because I was half scared some bouncer would throw me out of the place and I'd have to walk home nude. I wish I were kidding.

She left the room at one point and came back. No big deal. I'm reading into everything way too hard now.

I tried to get a tent up but couldn't do it on my own (that's why I came here right, or so I thought). When she came back she spread my legs and got on the table too and started massaging the inside of my legs. This was the only enjoyable and semi erotic part and I was starting to draw wood and then she starts lightly punching (tapping) the insides of my legs. I wasn't ready for that and clenched a little thinking she might hit my pebbles during her boxing match with my legs. Lost any semblance of a stiffie and then a few seconds later she says all done.

I change, tip her the $10 change she gave me from breaking my 40 and thank everybody in sight then left a little bewildered, a lot embarrassed and very determined to try again.

Side note: I think they were speaking Chinese.

So has anyone else been here? Is this place legit or am I just an idiot, or probably both?

This takes me back to my first few times. Kinda envious you get to experience the rush. If the towel is fully draped, relax and enjoy what is (most likely, not definite) a legit massage. I'd suggest locating a sure fire HJ place and try out your moves there. Plenty of places listed here, RM or MPR. PM me if you need more info. Good luck.