Massage Parlor Reports

**Moby Dirk** · 09-11-17 10:07

Originally Posted by Rob0202 [View Original Post]

This spa is closed. Don't know when or the reason.

Does anyone know if Linda is still in business?

There is a new phone number. This number is not Linda's. I called it and a gal answered telling me she was Linda. After some questioning she stated her name was Lisa.

Now comes the truth. She is morbidly obese, ugly as sin and smells. How do I know This? I met with her and walked.

I also wanted to see her and called the new number. She said she was in Santa Ana now. I didn't confirm if it was actually Linda I was talking to though -I asked to speak to Linda and assumed that's who it was. I haven't seen her before, but during the phone call she just seemed kind of out of it and not really caring, so I never made plans to see her. Thanks for that -glad I never followed through with her now!

**Rob0202** · 09-11-17 02:32

This spa is closed. Don't know when or the reason.

Does anyone know if Linda is still in business?

There is a new phone number. This number is not Linda's. I called it and a gal answered telling me she was Linda. After some questioning she stated her name was Lisa.

Now comes the truth. She is morbidly obese, ugly as sin and smells. How do I know This? I met with her and walked.

**RandomJacob** · 09-10-17 21:38

I have been wanting to try the many locations at fair st for a while. After reading about all the bait and switches with the girls at the front desk I was a little bit hesitant to go. I went a few nights ago and there really weren't many girls out in front like I had imagined but I walked around the square and saw maybe 4 girls total and there are probably 6 or 7 spas all together. When I walked by beauty spa a cute girl looked about 28 came out and asked me to come in. I asked her if she would be my provider and she assured me she would be. I chose HHR and she took me back to a room. The room was a bit run down but not to bad. She left me to get ready and then came back and started the massage. So it really was her. She said she was 26. She actually spoke pretty good English and had a nice smile and was very friendly. She was slim and had nice perky tits. I think they were fake but were done really well. Her name was Wendy. She started with a nice light massage for like 5 minutes before asking what I wanted. She got ready and seemed to be down with just about anything I wanted to do. She did bite a lot for some reason. Pretty hard actually. I am not into this but it was different. She seemed to enjoy herself which is what makes it better for me, at least things were not mechanical. I will visit again. I do like a variety so I may try another place at the location and report back. Total damage $. 60.

**Connaisseur** · 09-09-17 18:07

Originally Posted by MobyDirk [View Original Post]

Hello, new to the site and I know the place you speak of, named after a flower, and it's one of the few AMPs in LF that I haven't been to yet. It seems you are happy with a quality HJ, but I was wondering if this place offers FS? There aren't many AMPs in South OC that do FS, but I'm wondering if you know or anyone else can confirm? Given that she took everything off for you, do you think FS was an option if you asked for it? I'm personally done with the standard rub and tug and looking for more! Thanks for your help.

I don't request FS, and a girl taking off her clothes is no indicator for available options (neither is the opposite, BTW). But there is one way to find out for sure. We look forward to reading about your adventures!

**Connaisseur** · 09-09-17 18:03

Originally Posted by Bloomfield [View Original Post]

Does she offer DFK?

Not sure, I didn't try. Not really my thing.

**James D 2004** · 09-09-17 15:54

I was desperate for a real good massage. I know a few places but you don't get a good massage if you don't turn up every now and then, and half of the staff ask you to donate to a sperm bank. I had an online listing with non-erotic MP's. And the Google Assistant knows to read addresses so I can navigate right away.

Triton Lake Forest looked so desperate on a Friday evening. #125 are long gone. The one still around looked too depressing. I drove past OC Massage but I was turned off by the big signs ". Man & Woman. ", even though I just wanted a good massage. I even tried Simple Massage. Price is high but not so much if tips are included. But she is closed.

So I want to the Thai one at Lake Forest. At the front, A couple was asking for a discount for regulars. A horizontally huge biker type went in soon after me. When it was my turn, she said they were fully booked for the evening. I might return because the receptionist wasn't bad. She was not pretty but she was not old either. She is the type that grows on you. The name of a flower was on her T-shirt so I think she does massages. She's half way between the ugliest / oldest and the youngest / prettiest women on their website. Her good manner did it for me.

The traffic hadn't died down so I settled for the next town, Irvine. I went to another Thai place there but I was surprised that it was next to the ATM that I frequented for the Chinese AMP across the road. Never noticed the name before. It was the same, fully booked for the evening. Hopefully, the receptionist is the owner or the manager. Old and ugly.

The other one on the list surprised me because it was obviously inside Hotel Irvine. Why did they include it in the list? Can you possibly find HE there?

The list on Costa Mesa is probably too long to get to the non-erotic ones at the end.

Next stop, Fountain Valley close to the freeway. Was I desperate enough? I was willing to try Pain Free for $70 but they were closed. The next one close to 405 was Origins. I was so desperate that I went in, even though it was next to a workout joint, a middle aged Asian woman customer was talking at the reception, and two young blonds were the receptionists. At least I found out they don't need appointments but they were also fully booked for the evening.

About the only one left was Massage Enjoy. It was a bit off the freeway but not far from Origins. I was greeted by an attractive Asian girl. Not teen young but about mid 20's. She is Chinese but looked Vietnamese. Stylish shoulder length hair, naked look makeup or almost no makeup, attractive casual attire. She's too pretty to do real massage, but I had prettier and younger Viet girls who refused to do any extras, surviving on the meager room rate split and tips.

It wasn't a bait and switch since she came in to do the massage. But that time I had only 30 minutes left and I didn't expect much of the massage. The massage was good but it seemed that she hated the towel. The first thing she did was pull down my towel to uncover most of my butt. Could she see my erection at that angle? It felt good when she rubbed my thighs thoroughly. But then she couldn't avoid touching my balls. The towel was long gone and she didn't bother with it on the flip. She went straight to massage my lower abdomen and watched the reaction at my cock closely.

I was in a vulnerable position. My erection hadn't come up yet but she is pretty, watching my cock. I instinctively moved her hands down a few inches gently. There's no resistance and she seemed to be happy taking up the extra job. I tried her bra and pants to see which way she preferred. Can't get into her pants so I sat up on the massage table, face to face with her holding my cock. She allowed my to push up her bra for a good tip that we didn't discuss. She looked younger with that teen girl flat chest with a bit of pencil nipple. I had the left girl in my mouth and the right in my hand. I squeezed them both, hard. She wasn't grabbing my cock hard so as for me to donate sperm ASAP. But I didn't last long anyway.

It was fun and I gave her a good tip. But for that money, I could screw somebody good in Anaheim. It's Chinese roulette but quite decent. I got them to text me "real" pictures first because their pictures at classified looked a bit too good.

**Moby Dirk** · 09-09-17 10:13

Originally Posted by Connaisseur [View Original Post]

Brief report of a recent visit to one of my go-to places in LF, between the donut shop and the Montessori school:

Drew Eva, late 30's, Chinese, relatively tall for a girl of her origin, with absolutely wonderful Dees. Average looking (perhaps a 5), but she makes up for it in other areas.

Opted for HHR, standard rates, and Eva greets me in a tight burgundy dress enhancing her decent figure, and ample mammaries. Once disrobed on the table, I requested a light-touch massage and Eva obliged with one of the best techniques in that department I have ever experienced during roughly 18 years of hobbying. If this was Trip Advisor, she would get the "Excellence" badge delivered on a silver platter. Lots of teasing, light rubbing and touching intermingled with softly blowing air onto the back of the boys and Jr. After the flip, the dress came off and I enjoyed playing with, and sucking on her soft, supple tits. Panties dropped, a bit of a belly around the midsection, but nothing revolting. Shaved V, which my fingers explored a bit, while my therapist administered one of the most enjoyable HEs I have ever partaken in.

Hello, new to the site and I know the place you speak of, named after a flower, and it's one of the few AMPs in LF that I haven't been to yet. It seems you are happy with a quality HJ, but I was wondering if this place offers FS? There aren't many AMPs in South OC that do FS, but I'm wondering if you know or anyone else can confirm? Given that she took everything off for you, do you think FS was an option if you asked for it? I'm personally done with the standard rub and tug and looking for more! Thanks for your help.

**Bloomfield** · 09-09-17 09:05

Originally Posted by Connaisseur [View Original Post]

Brief report of a recent visit to one of my go-to places in LF, between the donut shop and the Montessori school:

Drew Eva, late 30's, Chinese, relatively tall for a girl of her origin, with absolutely wonderful Dees. Average looking (perhaps a 5), but she makes up for it in other areas.

Opted for HHR, standard rates, and Eva greets me in a tight burgundy dress enhancing her decent figure, and ample mammaries. Once disrobed on the table, I requested a light-touch massage and Eva obliged with one of the best techniques in that department I have ever experienced during roughly 18 years of hobbying. If this was Trip Advisor, she would get the "Excellence" badge delivered on a silver platter. Lots of teasing, light rubbing and touching intermingled with softly blowing air onto the back of the boys and Jr. After the flip, the dress came off and I enjoyed playing with, and sucking on her soft, supple tits. Panties dropped, a bit of a belly around the midsection, but nothing revolting. Shaved V, which my fingers explored a bit, while my therapist administered one of the most enjoyable HEs I have ever partaken in..

Does she offer DFK?

**Connaisseur** · 09-09-17 00:34

Brief report of a recent visit to one of my go-to places in LF, between the donut shop and the Montessori school:

Drew Eva, late 30's, Chinese, relatively tall for a girl of her origin, with absolutely wonderful Dees. Average looking (perhaps a 5), but she makes up for it in other areas.

Opted for HHR, standard rates, and Eva greets me in a tight burgundy dress enhancing her decent figure, and ample mammaries. Once disrobed on the table, I requested a light-touch massage and Eva obliged with one of the best techniques in that department I have ever experienced during roughly 18 years of hobbying. If this was Trip Advisor, she would get the "Excellence" badge delivered on a silver platter. Lots of teasing, light rubbing and touching intermingled with softly blowing air onto the back of the boys and Jr. After the flip, the dress came off and I enjoyed playing with, and sucking on her soft, supple tits. Panties dropped, a bit of a belly around the midsection, but nothing revolting. Shaved V, which my fingers explored a bit, while my therapist administered one of the most enjoyable HEs I have ever partaken in.

10 minutes left after the cleaning, and used them wisely with an extraordinary foot massage.

I left relaxed, energized, and rejuvenated. This kind of treatment should be on prescription and paid for by the health insurance as it may well have added a few months to the duration of my earthly existence.

Standard tip, but truly deserved. Eva practices magic Thu. -Sun.

Happy trails!

Conn.

**NoClue02** · 09-08-17 23:40

Originally Posted by Rob0241 [View Original Post]

So in which city is the Honey Spa located?

This one is in Anaheim.

**Fe Maiden** · 09-08-17 19:38

2 for 2. Went to AAA in LF as I had never been. Didn't get the name but she gave one heck of of a good HE and prostate rub. That's 2 times in a row this has happened without me asking for it at two different places. Is the prostate rub becoming a normal thing now?

**NeedsToPlay** · 09-08-17 12:47

Originally Posted by DutchTreat [View Original Post]

It's not just the American way. That's why I have avoided the AMP scene, as the disappointments far outweighed the positives.
Dutch.

All the online ads use Stock Photo's or in rare cases really old photos of the girls from 10-20 years ago!

Unlike Escorts and such, these gals generally do NOT want their real / current photo's out on the Internet.

Most of the Asian ones are older than they actually do look in person, and often have families.

**Rob0241** · 09-07-17 23:58

Originally Posted by NoClue02 [View Original Post]

Went there once, saw a cute girl. Did not catch her name but was hoping her do the service since I asked for Katie and act like she was Katie and confirmed with me if I just called. Ended up with another one, not as good as the first one I saw, but not bad either. Probably a 7. 5 on look. Smooth skin, nice C twins. . 40 to get in and she asked $. 6 for everything. I told her I only have $ to burn, I can always leave. Few moments of hesitation, some bargain and accepted the offered I gave. Not bad at all experience. I think she said her name was Jessica, early 30's.

So in which city is the Honey Spa located?

**NoClue02** · 09-07-17 20:41

Originally Posted by SolidStated [View Original Post]

I've seen that place too how much did you pay total.

Went there once, saw a cute girl. Did not catch her name but was hoping her do the service since I asked for Katie and act like she was Katie and confirmed with me if I just called. Ended up with another one, not as good as the first one I saw, but not bad either. Probably a 7. 5 on look. Smooth skin, nice C twins. . 40 to get in and she asked $. 6 for everything. I told her I only have $ to burn, I can always leave. Few moments of hesitation, some bargain and accepted the offered I gave. Not bad at all experience. I think she said her name was Jessica, early 30's.