Massage Parlor Reports

[Zauriel]

I'm here to make the point of creative writing vs pointless, oblique reviews. Yes, this site is to to share info on providers. Why not have some fun with it if one can? Now, I have seen plenty of posts that are "Met a girl and had fun. Won't say more. PM for details. " That pisses me off. This is a forum. The whole point is to share. Anyway. I agree that trying to hide info from LE is pointless, just as the "I had a dream about (INSERT NAME HERE)" posts.

Hammers up for Thor's post. Over the years I've been on this site I've often posted how completely pointless I find these riddle reviews to be other than some entertainment for mongers with time on their hands. There is no sensible explanation for them. I believe even the site owners have posted that they have no interest in reinforcing the myth that the task of deciphering encrypted posts is somehow a culture that they intended to promote here. Why it continues is just baffling.

[The Camel]

I really hate responding to this. I'm glad you are into really easy riddles. However the purpose of the site is to make it easy to find pussy for anyone that finds this site. Not just for you buddy and not to solve riddles of any kind. Any four year old knew it was downey. The issue I had with it is why the fuck even put Fabric Softener? This thing of making people figure out shit is beyond me. Instead of putting "I took a dip in the ocean", just put a little west on santa monica after getting off the 405. If anyone responds with "to hide it from LE", it is bullshit.

I found it, the place was ok. Got Lilly and she was very. Fit. A little uncomfortably fit. I past like 8 massage places, I'm new to the Santa Monica area and hoping to get some direction on the really good places.

I went to Tres Bon Spa on Wilshire and saltair. Right next to the ralphs. The girl asked for a $50 tip after taking my $40 for the half hour and before walking to the room. She had a really bad attitude. You should avoid.

Hammers up for Thor's post. Over the years I've been on this site I've often posted how completely pointless I find these riddle reviews to be other than some entertainment for mongers with time on their hands. There is no sensible explanation for them. I believe even the site owners have posted that they have no interest in reinforcing the myth that the task of deciphering encrypted posts is somehow a culture that they intended to promote here. Why it continues is just baffling.

[HowdyDoody32]

It's all good man. I know, the "dip in the ocean" was kind of obscure LOL. But there are times and it's not so much about LE. I remember a few months back there was an AMP the senior mongers were talking about that had great BB service, and they were cryptic as hell about it. I only have a few reviews and a few posts, so I didn't expect the senior members to give me, the newbie, jack diddly. So rather than complain about their stupid puzzles, I just found the place myself. I've seen other senior members make puzzle posts as well. I noticed the senior members know their shit and the puzzle posts seem to be more about keeping the mongers with 0 posts and 0 reviews who don't know how to google and use rubmaps to their advantage. So I started doing the same LOL.

[Thor1212]

You can also go to rubmaps, type in "Ocean Massage" and look through the results and see that there is one on Santa Monica Blvd. I personally don't mind puzzle reviews provided that they are easily solvable. I remember there was one where a guy said "in Reseda near a restaurant known lately for its incredible sass on social media. " Yeah, Wendy's in Reseda. Got to rubmaps, find mps near it. Bam. Found it. Didn't even need the info about it used to be a former church.

As for the other one:

Google fabric softener. First link on Google: www.downy.com "DOWNEY".

Near high school. Oh, but there's two high schools in Downey.

Well, the one in the same strip mall as a ReMAX.

Google maps. Downey ReMax.

Oh, it's on Paramount Blvd. Right across the street from Warren High.

Go to rubmaps.

Downey Theraputic.

I really hate responding to this. I'm glad you are into really easy riddles. However the purpose of the site is to make it easy to find pussy for anyone that finds this site. Not just for you buddy and not to solve riddles of any kind. Any four year old knew it was downey. The issue I had with it is why the fuck even put Fabric Softener? This thing of making people figure out shit is beyond me. Instead of putting "I took a dip in the ocean", just put a little west on santa monica after getting off the 405. If anyone responds with "to hide it from LE", it is bullshit.

I found it, the place was ok. Got Lilly and she was very. Fit. A little uncomfortably fit. I past like 8 massage places, I'm new to the Santa Monica area and hoping to get some direction on the really good places.

I went to Tres Bon Spa on Wilshire and saltair. Right next to the ralphs. The girl asked for a $50 tip after taking my $40 for the half hour and before walking to the room. She had a really bad attitude. You should avoid.

[HowdyDoody32]

You can also go to rubmaps, type in "Ocean Massage" and look through the results and see that there is one on Santa Monica Blvd. I personally don't mind puzzle reviews provided that they are easily solvable. I remember there was one where a guy said "in Reseda near a restaurant known lately for its incredible sass on social media. " Yeah, Wendy's in Reseda. Got to rubmaps, find mps near it. Bam. Found it. Didn't even need the info about it used to be a former church.

As for the other one:

Google fabric softener. First link on Google: www.downy.com "DOWNEY".

Near high school. Oh, but there's two high schools in Downey.

Well, the one in the same strip mall as a ReMAX.

Google maps. Downey ReMax.

Oh, it's on Paramount Blvd. Right across the street from Warren High.

Go to rubmaps.

Downey Theraputic.

[Seafor]

Thanks for giving out cross streets. I tried two shops here, both named oriental massage. Could not find Ocean spa or Ocean anything at all. Both were rub and tug not FS. Nothing special. If anyone else has info, please share.

I honestly don't understand the puzzle like postings as well. A month ago in Lawndale I had to post like 5 times just to get people to clarify. Turned out to be one of the worst places to go.

Ocean isn't at westwood and Santa Monica.

Head west on Santa Monica and cross the 405. You'll see it not too far down on the right. Big sign. Next to a sushi place.

[Joey652]

There was this cute skinny young girl named lucy at fine therapy in WH. Anyone know where she went or have her contact info?

[ShotShot]

Update of VIP if why'all didn't know. It's closed. It was a pretty good location for after game / movies in the Olympic area.

[Thor1212]

There is one that may be this one right on san Mon. And westwood.

There is another one in the 119 hundred block of San Mon.

I love the postings around here about backpage gals without the ad link or total mystery like MP references (dude, the fucker who is talking about a fabric softener?) jesus christ.

Thanks for giving out cross streets. I tried two shops here, both named oriental massage. Could not find Ocean spa or Ocean anything at all. Both were rub and tug not FS. Nothing special. If anyone else has info, please share.

I honestly don't understand the puzzle like postings as well. A month ago in Lawndale I had to post like 5 times just to get people to clarify. Turned out to be one of the worst places to go.

[CGFitness]

I'm new to the site, but not new to the hobby. Anyone have any recommendations for me to see some beautiful white girls that offer FS? Please dm me if you can help a guy out.

They definitely need to get into this business more. Would be amazing to have a WMP.

[Member #5794]

What's the name of this place?

There is one that may be this one right on san Mon. And westwood.

There is another one in the 119 hundred block of San Mon.

I love the postings around here about backpage gals without the ad link or total mystery like MP references (dude, the fucker who is talking about a fabric softener?) jesus christ.

[White08]

Decided on impulse to take a dip in the Ocean on Smonica Blvd. Paid the door. 50 lay down and in walks a cute spinner Kgirl with DD naturals. She rubbed my back a little a little then started on the b-hole with her index finger. Normally that isn't my thing but she seemed eager and adventurous. She slowly worked the backdoor with lotion then did the reach around all the while she rubbed her DDs on my now prone ass. Definitely a new beginning and would not want it every time but wth. Finally she gets down in front and roles the jimmy on. Starts a nice CBJ with lubed finger in my butt. About 3 minutes in I decide its time to get some bouncing done. So she straddles my cock sideways which was ok but I picked her little ass up and pounded the little bubble ass. She seemed to love it and it gave me the much needed friction to bust one. Well all cleaned up left $ plus 20. All good barely speaks english, think her name was Jasmine.

What's the name of this place?

[BobSchu]

Anyone know if WEHO Jenny is still at the same spot (above 7/11)? It's been a while since I've returned because I felt dirty after the last visit. But for some reason she's been popping up in my thoughts.

Of course I'll call to inquire, but would also prefer an in person confirmation from someone here, since I've known providers to be less than honest to lure us back through their doors.

I've seen her in the 7-11 within the last two months or so.

[Kampfire]

Hello all. Newbie monger here. I've had my first HE experience last month and got instantly hooked. It was only a HJ but it was great. Since then I've been to 2 out of 3 AMPs and have had a success. I want more though, I'm hoping to find a Korea town MP that does indeed provide FS. Can anyone hook a noobie up?

If you want to know the locations where I went, feel free to pm me, we can exchange tips.

BTW, one of the spots I went to was great. Albeit was just a HJ. She was kissing me, licking my neck, etc. I'm (almost) sure if I were to frequent her more may arise. But every time I go back to see her she's never there. I even try calling but they never answer their phone.

Thanks all.

Did you read all 243 pages of this thread? The intel you seek most certainly lies there. Rtff.

[Willie23]

Sure they exist out there. Perhaps at more traditional spa-massage places (non FS) or perhaps HE only. Some spots like eco (old location) torrance had a 1-2. So did gigi gardena now closed. Gigi on pico also had 1-2 there also. My suggestion is to do research on review sites and call in advance and ask the mamasan. The worst they can tell is no. They are out there. Let us know if yiu find some. Happy hunting!

Chiro Care in Culver City had a white girl on Saturdays.