Massage Parlor Reports

[HornDog626]

Back again. Asked for Nini and by now she knows me. Pay the. 35 and settle in for a 30 min massage. Pretty decent. Then the flip. BBBJ, BBFS, and some DATY (early morning). We 69 while she blows me and I try exploring. Stuck my finger in her ass and no complaints. I'm sure next time I can get some Greek. I'll report back with solid intel. Wrapped things up with some CIP. She made a comment "maybe I get your baby". Oh shit LOL. Better start on Greek and avoid those surprises LOL.

[ChickChasin]

Thanks Dorq01.

[Dorq01]

What city is this in?

Green Spa Acupressure.

13020 Francisquito Ave, Suite 1.

Baldwin Park, CA, 91706.

626-337-8558.

[ChickChasin]

Been coming here for a while now. Mamasan always has a big smile for me, I don't know why, maybe she wants to fuck, but she's tiny I'd prob break her in half haha.

Anyway, asked for an Asian girl. I'm horrible at remembering names, even when the provider is good. I made an effort to remember this time because you guys are special.

Took a shower, laid down on the bed, a couple of minutes later "Coco" comes in. She's prob in her mid 30's, nice C cups, nice ass for an Asian, likes to kiss on the cheeks only, face cheeks not your bottom cheeks. The massage is meh, but pretty soon and without asking she gets topless and stars rubbing her boobs all over my back. She does the reach around, makes sure I'm hard then licks the tip for a little bit. She asks me to stand up and lays down on the bed. I'm not ready to hit that pussy yet so I stand next the her head and start feeding her my dick. She puts the cover and goes at it while I play with her boobs and finger her pussy. We do mish for a little, then move to the couch where I sit down and then she sits on my dick and rides for a while. She's very good but I wish the damn condom was so tight. I'm not huge by any means but I think they get these things in bulk from China where they are smaller.

I ask her if she does BBBJ, no. Anal? No COT? Yes. Cool! I tell her to lay down on the bed again, throw the condom away and jerk off while I finger her pussy and finally finish all over her tits.

4+1 and out the door water bottle in hand.

What city is this in?

[HornDog626]

Been coming here for a while now. Mamasan always has a big smile for me, I don't know why, maybe she wants to fuck, but she's tiny I'd prob break her in half haha.

Anyway, asked for an Asian girl. I'm horrible at remembering names, even when the provider is good. I made an effort to remember this time because you guys are special.

Took a shower, laid down on the bed, a couple of minutes later "Coco" comes in. She's prob in her mid 30's, nice C cups, nice ass for an Asian, likes to kiss on the cheeks only, face cheeks not your bottom cheeks. The massage is meh, but pretty soon and without asking she gets topless and stars rubbing her boobs all over my back. She does the reach around, makes sure I'm hard then licks the tip for a little bit. She asks me to stand up and lays down on the bed. I'm not ready to hit that pussy yet so I stand next the her head and start feeding her my dick. She puts the cover and goes at it while I play with her boobs and finger her pussy. We do mish for a little, then move to the couch where I sit down and then she sits on my dick and rides for a while. She's very good but I wish the damn condom was so tight. I'm not huge by any means but I think they get these things in bulk from China where they are smaller.

I ask her if she does BBBJ, no. Anal? No COT? Yes. Cool! I tell her to lay down on the bed again, throw the condom away and jerk off while I finger her pussy and finally finish all over her tits.

4+1 and out the door water bottle in hand.

Is this the place next to Charlie's trio?

[MisterChango]

YuYu- good massage great extras.

Tina- great massage good extras.

Linda- old lady no extras.

And how good are the extras with YuYu?

[MooseNuckle]

Been coming here for a while now. Mamasan always has a big smile for me, I don't know why, maybe she wants to fuck, but she's tiny I'd prob break her in half haha.

Anyway, asked for an Asian girl. I'm horrible at remembering names, even when the provider is good. I made an effort to remember this time because you guys are special.

Took a shower, laid down on the bed, a couple of minutes later "Coco" comes in. She's prob in her mid 30's, nice C cups, nice ass for an Asian, likes to kiss on the cheeks only, face cheeks not your bottom cheeks. The massage is meh, but pretty soon and without asking she gets topless and stars rubbing her boobs all over my back. She does the reach around, makes sure I'm hard then licks the tip for a little bit. She asks me to stand up and lays down on the bed. I'm not ready to hit that pussy yet so I stand next the her head and start feeding her my dick. She puts the cover and goes at it while I play with her boobs and finger her pussy. We do mish for a little, then move to the couch where I sit down and then she sits on my dick and rides for a while. She's very good but I wish the damn condom was so tight. I'm not huge by any means but I think they get these things in bulk from China where they are smaller.

I ask her if she does BBBJ, no. Anal? No COT? Yes. Cool! I tell her to lay down on the bed again, throw the condom away and jerk off while I finger her pussy and finally finish all over her tits.

4+1 and out the door water bottle in hand.

[Mondo72]

Because this is the INTETNET / WWW and everything on it is true and written by 'experts', so based on your post alone, I've got bad news for you. From my expert and concise findings / opinion, your dick will either fall of or it will turn into a shell-less lobster claw, and you've infected everyone who reads this forum west of the Mississippi. Sorry for the bad news. There is a chance that after it falls off it will grow back if you start drinking beet and banana smooties with 4 grams of bee pollen.

Sorry,

Dr Maxen.

Please subscribe to my YouTube channel for more medical advice.

Hey Dr Maxen.

You prolly scared the poor dude out of his mind for a minute or two. LMAO.

Mondo.

[Pcpc1688]

FTR, Jenny was at Happy not Perfect. Just so we know where the cum was being dumped.

Happy, Perfect, Simple, Ancient, Cindys, Winwin, Ace, they are all running together LOL.

PC out.

[KevAmps]

I have been to UTS four times since late May. I got lucky with one provider and liked her enough to return two more times after that just for her. On a whim and craving variety, I decided to go on one of the other days that she doesn't work, to see if I liked any of the other providers as much or more. Unfortunately, I did not have as much chemistry with the one I got that day, though she was certainly slender and attractive.

If anyone has intel on any of the other providers at UTS, and would like to keep the details on the down low, shoot me a PM. Will exchange intel.

[AhardLanding]

Perfect was only perfect when Jenny was blowing and rimming on a daily basis. The Porsche payments and insurance were high and 6-7 rim jobs a day were needed LOL.

Alas, now I think Ancient and the YY are the perfect rim and bb girl. She smokes and you can tell but for me the 70 total is well worth it. If I do the 90 min session its 100 out the door and at least 2 pops.

YMMV.

PC out.

FTR, Jenny was at Happy not Perfect. Just so we know where the cum was being dumped.

[Maxen]

Lol you're bad 😂.

Couldn't resist. 😜.

[Lovergrrl]

Lol you're bad 😂.

Because this is the INTETNET / WWW and everything on it is true and written by 'experts', so based on your post alone, I've got bad news for you. From my expert and concise findings / opinion, your dick will either fall of or it will turn into a shell-less lobster claw, and you've infected everyone who reads this forum west of the Mississippi. Sorry for the bad news. There is a chance that after it falls off it will grow back if you start drinking beet and banana smooties with 4 grams of bee pollen.

Sorry,

Dr Maxen.

Please subscribe to my YouTube channel for more medical advice.

[Maxen]

But it's treatable correct?

Because this is the INTETNET / WWW and everything on it is true and written by 'experts', so based on your post alone, I've got bad news for you. From my expert and concise findings / opinion, your dick will either fall of or it will turn into a shell-less lobster claw, and you've infected everyone who reads this forum west of the Mississippi. Sorry for the bad news. There is a chance that after it falls off it will grow back if you start drinking beet and banana smooties with 4 grams of bee pollen.

Sorry,

Dr Maxen.

Please subscribe to my YouTube channel for more medical advice.

[Pcpc1688]

Arrived late one night last week. Opted for the 25 HH and into the room. Got someone named Yoyo who appears to be in her mid 40's. The pre-menopause is showing on this Mainland Chinese lady LOL. Not the best looking. In to the room and it's the standard. Starts off with a decent light massage for 10 minutes which was terrible and mechanical. Enjoyed a little chit-chat on where she's from and how she's been here for 5 years. Tells me she has a green card excitedly right after coming to the states as a tourist because she married a truck driver, but then has to come out and continue working as a massage lady because obviously money's tight. LOL. Good to know lady, good for you. Anyway, she hit all the standard procedures and steps that one can expect in a AAMP experience. On the flip, I get to see her more clearly and, well, clearly there wasn't much to offer on this lady who looks like she's going thru some midlife crisis judging from her face. I thought to myself, so this is how all of these young Chinese girls who do this job for a living become. Sad really. There was absolutely no fun or teasing at all. It was all business, not even a decent build up for the dinner. Asks whether want a BJ or CBJ, . 4 for HJ and. 6 for CBJ. Add. 2 to roam underneath her clothes. Got the. 6 and my god it was terrible. No technique, pure mechanical. Did some lame sucking for 10 minutes then I finally told her to just take off the rubber and finish me off. HJ was not bad, definitely not paying more than. 4 for that. Finished up and handed the bill, got some water, some more chit chat, then left. I could hear the table moving next door from the other dude in the other room. Sigh. Garvey's day are coming to an end. Lesson is, nothing lasts forever, whether it is the girl's face or the good times. Cheers.

DL1.

Perfect was only perfect when Jenny was blowing and rimming on a daily basis. The Porsche payments and insurance were high and 6-7 rim jobs a day were needed LOL.

Alas, now I think Ancient and the YY are the perfect rim and bb girl. She smokes and you can tell but for me the 70 total is well worth it. If I do the 90 min session its 100 out the door and at least 2 pops.

YMMV.

PC out.