Massage Parlor Reports

[Maxen]

But it's treatable correct?

Because this is the INTETNET / WWW and everything on it is true and written by 'experts', so based on your post alone, I've got bad news for you. From my expert and concise findings / opinion, your dick will either fall of or it will turn into a shell-less lobster claw, and you've infected everyone who reads this forum west of the Mississippi. Sorry for the bad news. There is a chance that after it falls off it will grow back if you start drinking beet and banana smooties with 4 grams of bee pollen.

Sorry,

Dr Maxen.

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[Pcpc1688]

Arrived late one night last week. Opted for the 25 HH and into the room. Got someone named Yoyo who appears to be in her mid 40's. The pre-menopause is showing on this Mainland Chinese lady LOL. Not the best looking. In to the room and it's the standard. Starts off with a decent light massage for 10 minutes which was terrible and mechanical. Enjoyed a little chit-chat on where she's from and how she's been here for 5 years. Tells me she has a green card excitedly right after coming to the states as a tourist because she married a truck driver, but then has to come out and continue working as a massage lady because obviously money's tight. LOL. Good to know lady, good for you. Anyway, she hit all the standard procedures and steps that one can expect in a AAMP experience. On the flip, I get to see her more clearly and, well, clearly there wasn't much to offer on this lady who looks like she's going thru some midlife crisis judging from her face. I thought to myself, so this is how all of these young Chinese girls who do this job for a living become. Sad really. There was absolutely no fun or teasing at all. It was all business, not even a decent build up for the dinner. Asks whether want a BJ or CBJ, . 4 for HJ and. 6 for CBJ. Add. 2 to roam underneath her clothes. Got the. 6 and my god it was terrible. No technique, pure mechanical. Did some lame sucking for 10 minutes then I finally told her to just take off the rubber and finish me off. HJ was not bad, definitely not paying more than. 4 for that. Finished up and handed the bill, got some water, some more chit chat, then left. I could hear the table moving next door from the other dude in the other room. Sigh. Garvey's day are coming to an end. Lesson is, nothing lasts forever, whether it is the girl's face or the good times. Cheers.

DL1.

Perfect was only perfect when Jenny was blowing and rimming on a daily basis. The Porsche payments and insurance were high and 6-7 rim jobs a day were needed LOL.

Alas, now I think Ancient and the YY are the perfect rim and bb girl. She smokes and you can tell but for me the 70 total is well worth it. If I do the 90 min session its 100 out the door and at least 2 pops.

YMMV.

PC out.

[AgentChan]

Well if you pee a lot, you may drink lots of water, normal with this weather, you need to relax and enjoy life, trust me if you get something your dick will burn when you pee.

But it's treatable correct?

[MrSlver]

You're too nice, with a little due diligence, and something called reading the forum. He would be able to find it simply. But that's our world now, people just want handouts and something for nothing. Just saying and of course this is just my opinion.

I know I'm new and all but I did take the time do the research and find the place on my own. It is nice to know that there are a few good veteran posters on here that are willing to give a fellow monger a bit of guidance.

[Maxen]

Simple Massage.

626-307-0188.

8038 Garvey Ave.

Rosemead, CA, 91770.

Good luck and may the farce be with ewe.

You're too nice, with a little due diligence, and something called reading the forum. He would be able to find it simply. But that's our world now, people just want handouts and something for nothing. Just saying and of course this is just my opinion.

[Dorq01]

This is all at a place called simple? If you have the specific name of the place it would be much appreciated.

Simple Massage.

626-307-0188.

8038 Garvey Ave.

Rosemead, CA, 91770.

Good luck and may the farce be with ewe.

[MrSlver]

Yep, BBBJ game strong with her. I was planning to go after work today, but I got to start planning my visits when she's fresh (early morning).

I think the condom is just for show. I firmly told her $1 for BBBJ and BBFS. She'll take it. Last time she stepped away for a towel and condom. She started blowing me and never put a cap on me. She goes for it bare. YMMV I guess?

This is all at a place called simple? If you have the specific name of the place it would be much appreciated.

[DragonLord1]

Arrived late one night last week. Opted for the 25 HH and into the room. Got someone named Yoyo who appears to be in her mid 40's. The pre-menopause is showing on this Mainland Chinese lady LOL. Not the best looking. In to the room and it's the standard. Starts off with a decent light massage for 10 minutes which was terrible and mechanical. Enjoyed a little chit-chat on where she's from and how she's been here for 5 years. Tells me she has a green card excitedly right after coming to the states as a tourist because she married a truck driver, but then has to come out and continue working as a massage lady because obviously money's tight. LOL. Good to know lady, good for you. Anyway, she hit all the standard procedures and steps that one can expect in a AAMP experience. On the flip, I get to see her more clearly and, well, clearly there wasn't much to offer on this lady who looks like she's going thru some midlife crisis judging from her face. I thought to myself, so this is how all of these young Chinese girls who do this job for a living become. Sad really. There was absolutely no fun or teasing at all. It was all business, not even a decent build up for the dinner. Asks whether want a BJ or CBJ, . 4 for HJ and. 6 for CBJ. Add. 2 to roam underneath her clothes. Got the. 6 and my god it was terrible. No technique, pure mechanical. Did some lame sucking for 10 minutes then I finally told her to just take off the rubber and finish me off. HJ was not bad, definitely not paying more than. 4 for that. Finished up and handed the bill, got some water, some more chit chat, then left. I could hear the table moving next door from the other dude in the other room. Sigh. Garvey's day are coming to an end. Lesson is, nothing lasts forever, whether it is the girl's face or the good times. Cheers.

DL1.

[DragonLord1]

Ok guys it's been a while since I've partook in this thread and activities. But WTF is simple pho? Did I miss something here? If I recall correctly simple should be 1 2 3 massage or Royal. Am I right? Or am I just falling out of loop with all the new action going on? Would love for someone to update me so I can try out some new dishes.

[HornDog626]

I got Nini who I thought had a nice body with nice long erect nipples.

Pretty decent massage; BBBJ; BBFS; unloaded on her belly with a huge blast.

She was kissing me and wanted me to lick her pussy but I declined.

Her BBBJ is really good. I'd probably return for that.

She pulled the condom out, but I shook my head.

I offered 1, she countered at 1. 2 & I was fucking her raw shortly thereafter.

Yep, BBBJ game strong with her. I was planning to go after work today, but I got to start planning my visits when she's fresh (early morning).

I think the condom is just for show. I firmly told her $1 for BBBJ and BBFS. She'll take it. Last time she stepped away for a towel and condom. She started blowing me and never put a cap on me. She goes for it bare. YMMV I guess?

[AlexRodriguez]

I got Nini who I thought had a nice body with nice long erect nipples.

Pretty decent massage; BBBJ; BBFS; unloaded on her belly with a huge blast.

She was kissing me and wanted me to lick her pussy but I declined.

Her BBBJ is really good. I'd probably return for that.

She pulled the condom out, but I shook my head.

I offered 1, she countered at 1. 2 & I was fucking her raw shortly thereafter.

[Gabeee323]

YuYu- good massage great extras.

Tina- great massage good extras.

Linda- old lady no extras.

[MikeFandango]

Haven't been tested. I get kidney stones though, so I was wondering if anyone else has been diagnosed for a fact and knows that she or any of the others are carrying something. I don't have any major symptoms aside from peeing a lot.

Well if you pee a lot, you may drink lots of water, normal with this weather, you need to relax and enjoy life, trust me if you get something your dick will burn when you pee.

[Effex622]

Hey guys,

Long time lurker. Visited simple yesterday and was greeted by the owner, Cici. Saw the MDX outside BTW LOL. Asked for FS and she agreed, then asked me to get undressed and wait in one of the rooms. She came in and I asked for a massage first, and wow it was actually very good. She oiled my back and really relieved a lot of tension I didn't even know I had loll. She then teased my balls and dick while I was still face down, then asked to flip. She put on the rubber and then started sucking. It was ok. But wow her tits were very nice, though fake. I had a fun time sucking on them. After BJ she hopped on cowgirl and we got super loud so she asked me to go a bit softer haha. Next was missionary, then back to cowgirl, and cummed inside. Wow that was a good experience. Took my water and left.

[Into N Out]

The way you wrote this makes it sound like you caught something from old lady Coco. Make it clear.

Haven't been tested. I get kidney stones though, so I was wondering if anyone else has been diagnosed for a fact and knows that she or any of the others are carrying something. I don't have any major symptoms aside from peeing a lot.