Massage Parlor Reports

[MikeFandango]

Hahaha. Classic Purple massage. Don't even get me started on their neighbor upstairs in that mall. All these girls there are greedy. And WTF are these other patrons doing there, some of these girls in this specific plaza, (yes, Lavender and LA massage kingdom) are starting to ask for 60 for a HE / HJ, and increasing prices to get their bottles popped. These garvey h* are asking for too much and giving too little. WTF are you guys doing? Giving them this much and causing these w* to upsell themselves when they should be clearly checking the mirror out and ask themselves how much they are worth. Sorry to hear about your experience. Had a similar event to yours at kingdom as well.

Shout out to all you other fools who read this. Stop freaking giving so much for a simple HJ that won't even last you that long. 90% of these girls mastered their HJ game and can pop you in less than a minute. You guys are overpaying. Because of some of you guys, prices have gone steadily up with mediocre girls and lame service, causing the rest of us to pay the price because of your generous but stupid donations.

Don't mind pay extra for young and pretty (we pay extra for a mercedes or a beemer) but I agree with you that last time I checked the purple one, I can only see 40 plus ladies that in my opinion are way past their prime and not worth it the inflated price.

[Pcpc1688]

Thanks for giving me the info on the simple pho place in the PM's.

Went there yesterday and honestly thought I was in the wrong place from looking at the setup.

But figured I'd get a massage anyway since I was here.

35 to the house.

Room has open curtain and walls that don't go all the way up.

Provider was a chubbish lady "yoyo".

Not the greatest in the looks department but she did do an above average massage.

I just laid there until I felt some "accidental" hand brushes of the boys. Responded to let her know it was ok. From there it was the flip and she started BBJ to get things up, and played with her surprisingly nice tits. Then the cover went on.

Got her into mish and damn she was tight! Was going real slow because other people were in the shop and I didn't want to be making it obvious what we were doing. But she invited me to go as hard as I wanted. Gave it to her good for a bit and popped in the cover. She cleaned me up and then had me lay back down to finish out the hour with a nice oil massage.

$. 2 out the door but for a FS place that also does a very decent massage, it was good.

Probably will repeat.

Hey Sea,

Prolly was Yoyo and she is real tight. Did her once or twice but Lisa a better fuck and suck IMHO. The prettier one Cici thought her vajaja was Platinum lined asking 200 straight up. I passed and can get 2 pops for Lisa and BB everything for 120 out the door usually. Others have gotten rimmimg from her but never me even as I guided her head too the asshole LOL. Only Yoyo at the A Place does without hesitation.

PC out.

[TomLimone]

Saw Sue today. Very enthusiastic, mid- to late-30's, nice rack, great rear, solid services.

[Wally Wally]

Hahaha. Classic Purple massage. Don't even get me started on their neighbor upstairs in that mall. All these girls there are greedy. And WTF are these other patrons doing there, some of these girls in this specific plaza, (yes, Lavender and LA massage kingdom) are starting to ask for 60 for a HE / HJ, and increasing prices to get their bottles popped. These garvey h* are asking for too much and giving too little. WTF are you guys doing? Giving them this much and causing these w* to upsell themselves when they should be clearly checking the mirror out and ask themselves how much they are worth. Sorry to hear about your experience. Had a similar event to yours at kingdom as well.

Shout out to all you other fools who read this. Stop freaking giving so much for a simple HJ that won't even last you that long. 90% of these girls mastered their HJ game and can pop you in less than a minute. You guys are overpaying. Because of some of you guys, prices have gone steadily up with mediocre girls and lame service, causing the rest of us to pay the price because of your generous but stupid donations.

Yeah what he said!!

Titios, Nana on saturdays use to give 60 dollar CBJ. She was good. "Was".

[Diulilomo]

Looks like#5 on Gale behind the car wash closed for Good.

Yea bro, it seems closed down already.

[DragonLord1]

Was going down garvey. Had starbucks then wanted some food. Figure I would go to the pho place but at the last second decided I would cruise through Titos market and if there was parking I would get a sandwich instead. Yeah parking so I got a great sandwich then figured to walk into lavender and get desert. Nice girl tina? Put me on the quiet side. I saw another cutie I never saw before that was tiny with orange straight hair. Anyway Tina was ok with massage ok with some touching. After flip pulled up her skirt and played with her big ass. Then she goes all gypsy on me telling me 80 to touch. I said is a BJ 300 dollars? She says yes. I almost laughed but I didn't. I said I been here before and don't mess with me on prices. She wouldn't budge and I said laterz. Least I saved the tip money. Oh she wanted 40 for doing nothing. I didn't budge. I told the desk girl she's hot and wish I had her. Said Tina just wanted lots of money. I walked out hearing tina complaining. Oh well maybe Tuesday I will go get some PHO and something better. Its just when both of the doors are open at the pho place its creepy. HAhahahh its like come in and F we are open.

Hahaha. Classic Purple massage. Don't even get me started on their neighbor upstairs in that mall. All these girls there are greedy. And WTF are these other patrons doing there, some of these girls in this specific plaza, (yes, Lavender and LA massage kingdom) are starting to ask for 60 for a HE / HJ, and increasing prices to get their bottles popped. These garvey h* are asking for too much and giving too little. WTF are you guys doing? Giving them this much and causing these w* to upsell themselves when they should be clearly checking the mirror out and ask themselves how much they are worth. Sorry to hear about your experience. Had a similar event to yours at kingdom as well.

Shout out to all you other fools who read this. Stop freaking giving so much for a simple HJ that won't even last you that long. 90% of these girls mastered their HJ game and can pop you in less than a minute. You guys are overpaying. Because of some of you guys, prices have gone steadily up with mediocre girls and lame service, causing the rest of us to pay the price because of your generous but stupid donations.

[Wally Wally]

Was going down garvey. Had starbucks then wanted some food. Figure I would go to the pho place but at the last second decided I would cruise through Titos market and if there was parking I would get a sandwich instead. Yeah parking so I got a great sandwich then figured to walk into lavender and get desert. Nice girl tina? Put me on the quiet side. I saw another cutie I never saw before that was tiny with orange straight hair. Anyway Tina was ok with massage ok with some touching. After flip pulled up her skirt and played with her big ass. Then she goes all gypsy on me telling me 80 to touch. I said is a BJ 300 dollars? She says yes. I almost laughed but I didn't. I said I been here before and don't mess with me on prices. She wouldn't budge and I said laterz. Least I saved the tip money. Oh she wanted 40 for doing nothing. I didn't budge. I told the desk girl she's hot and wish I had her. Said Tina just wanted lots of money. I walked out hearing tina complaining. Oh well maybe Tuesday I will go get some PHO and something better. Its just when both of the doors are open at the pho place its creepy. HAhahahh its like come in and F we are open.

[Maxen]

Not sure where to put this, went to this place AAmp (house) off Amar, real pic or close enough, met Sally, most amazing puffy areolas the size of cookies! Went to town on them, neatly trimmed asian Bush. Pretty V all in $. 4 45 min but went over. Clean house. Nice facilities I've always had pretty ladies there!!

[Seafor]

Thanks for giving me the info on the simple pho place in the PM's.

Went there yesterday and honestly thought I was in the wrong place from looking at the setup.

But figured I'd get a massage anyway since I was here.

35 to the house.

Room has open curtain and walls that don't go all the way up.

Provider was a chubbish lady "yoyo".

Not the greatest in the looks department but she did do an above average massage.

I just laid there until I felt some "accidental" hand brushes of the boys. Responded to let her know it was ok. From there it was the flip and she started BBJ to get things up, and played with her surprisingly nice tits. Then the cover went on.

Got her into mish and damn she was tight! Was going real slow because other people were in the shop and I didn't want to be making it obvious what we were doing. But she invited me to go as hard as I wanted. Gave it to her good for a bit and popped in the cover. She cleaned me up and then had me lay back down to finish out the hour with a nice oil massage.

$. 2 out the door but for a FS place that also does a very decent massage, it was good.

Probably will repeat.

[Soul Brother]

This is an older review, but details and effort counts, right?

Visited beef noodle soup the second time, and felt like drawing blindly. Gave. 35 house fee and entered the room. 5 minutes later. Guess who comes in again. Lisa. Was expecting someone different this time, but screw it, I didn't have the time to waste. Needed to pick up the SO from the airport. In to the action. She remembers me and immediately goes into comfort mode. Chat with her for a bit and learned more about her. In the process of that, was able to get her cellphone number LOL. Massage was very good honestly. Almost fell asleep by the end of the session. After the massage was complete, she climbs on top of the table and has her head down. All of a sudden, I felt a slurping sound and wetness from my rectum, and I was thinking, WTF is going on? It was then I realized that she she was rimming me. I thought to myself. Oh. This is what I heard about. She continues rimming for a good 5 minutes then proceeds to introduce the menu, Opted for the BBBJ option but bargained it down to 90 and also requested CIM. Lisa, being the desperate therapist she is, and in a time of no customers, agreed to it. She took off her shirt and bra and let me play with them. Pulled my rod and massaged it with her tits and nipples, making my rod pretty hard at this point. Sucked on the balls pretty good, with so much saliva coming out I can smell it. Pretty gross. She proceeds to blow, using incredible tongue action. After a good 10 minutes, I couldn't resist and blew in her mouth. She opens her mouth to show me my rejected cells and spits it out. She then tells me, for an extra 10, will swallow next time. Yeah sure, I thought. Cleaned up and booked it to the airport.

CiCi is my go to girl there. YMMV but phenomenal GFE sex with all the extras I need.

[Mong Kong]

Visited twice in the last few weeks. FS used to be available, not sure now and honesty never seen a girl above the 6.5 range so I didn't really push it. Cici gave a 45 minute legit massage (hard) with teasing. Nice HJ let me suck on her nips, $40. Sarah not quite as skilled in the back massage but included an excellent head and neck massage. 2 pops for $50 but no feeding.

[Seafor]

Can someone please on me the loc for simple pho going to be in SGV later and wouldn't mind some soup and massage.

[Mondo72]

Old review. Should have posted weeks ago. I hate the location, very busy light. FS. 5/10 would not repeat unless necessary. .4 house 1. Tip. Felt a little ripped off. Other girls in different room, but Asian lady said they wouldn't go for under 1.2? Did I get ripped off? Anyone have any good names for this place?

Hey AD91,

I went there either I think last year, can't remember when.

Had a pretty attractive masseuse in her 20's, maybe 23 or so. I only got a HJ out of her. She told me management didn't want anything else on the menu.

Maybe things have changed since my visit. You can go thru my posts (use the search feature) if you want to find out her name, she's pretty hot in my book.

Mondo.

[AverageDude91]

Old review. Should have posted weeks ago. I hate the location, very busy light. FS. 5/10 would not repeat unless necessary. .4 house 1. Tip. Felt a little ripped off. Other girls in different room, but Asian lady said they wouldn't go for under 1.2? Did I get ripped off? Anyone have any good names for this place?

[AverageDude91]

Been having a few Asians these last few months. I need to recalibrate Jr with a young Latina. Spinner preferred. Anyone have good experiences? Please drop a PM. Willing to share aamp contact. Thanks frens.

I was going to post a similar question! Any tips would be appreciated!