Massage Parlor Reports

[Defender7777]

If it's the brunette in Palatine, she is attractive and slender. The massage technique is on the timid side. A good rule of thumb for tipping is to leave something that matches the door fee.

Dr. Manhatten,

I was just at this place for an hour this week with a blonde. I did everything possible to give a "hint". Any suggestions?

[ChicagoCat99]

I've typically spent 140 with her. 70 for the hour and 70 for tip. Here's the rub with 30 minute sessions (pardon the pun). Your chances for extras on a first visit are minimized with the Euros. They assume you will not be a repeat customer. This curbs your chances with them, as they get money hungry. Under tipping is a kiss of death. It comes with the hobby.

Trick is to find one you can afford to tip well enough to leave satisfied on a regular basis. The Euro you are referring to is worth it for the full-body massage.

FYI, overtipping inflates their ego and the tipping expectations for everyone else. Only tip beyond the door fee if service is more than roaming or HJ.

That's really high in my opinion.

[Dr Manhattan]

How much tip does she want?

I can spend $100 ($75 massage + $25 tip). If it's over $100, I may do 30 minute massage.

I've typically spent 140 with her. 70 for the hour and 70 for tip. Here's the rub with 30 minute sessions (pardon the pun). Your chances for extras on a first visit are minimized with the Euros. They assume you will not be a repeat customer. This curbs your chances with them, as they get money hungry. Under tipping is a kiss of death. It comes with the hobby.

Trick is to find one you can afford to tip well enough to leave satisfied on a regular basis. The Euro you are referring to is worth it for the full-body massage.

FYI, overtipping inflates their ego and the tipping expectations for everyone else. Only tip beyond the door fee if service is more than roaming or HJ.

[Dr Manhattan]

Does she provide "Russian"?

Try this one. She is young Russian, too. Apparently, she is $10 cheaper.

https://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/thp/6179244813.html

If it's the brunette in Palatine, she is attractive and slender. The massage technique is on the timid side. A good rule of thumb for tipping is to leave something that matches the door fee.

[ChicagoCat99]

I'm looking for a MP (ethnicity is not important), whee there is a TS, no time shortening, good quality massage. I don't really care about age and look of the provider as long as I leave happy, although FS is not required. BUT HJ is must.

I will appreciate all advices, please pm or write here.

Thanks and stay cool everyone.

Try El spa.

https://www.yelp.com/biz/el-massage-spa-schaumburg

I had chair massage and it was good.

It just opened a month ago and everything is brand new there.

Swedish Massage $50 + Table shower $5. Something may come as they open till 10:00 PM.

[ChicagoCat99]

She is Russian. Probably in her late-20's to very early 30's. Petite curves. Not busty, but the small proportions are perky and nicely shaped.

How much tip does she want?

I can spend $100 ($75 massage + $25 tip). If it's over $100, I may do 30 minute massage.

[ChicagoCat99]

She is Russian. Probably in her late-20's to very early 30's. Petite curves. Not busty, but the small proportions are perky and nicely shaped.

Does she provide "Russian"?

Try this one. She is young Russian, too. Apparently, she is $10 cheaper.

https://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/thp/6179244813.html

[ChicagoCat99]

Grace has a great massage. Yes, she always wears a low but shirt that shows at least half her chest, but I keep going to see her hoping her tits will fall out of her shirt and onto my hands.

If she does not do anything, that's fine. I don't have to be pushed to pay a lot on tips. Sometimes, I feel better that way.

I wouldn't mind Grace push her boobs on my face for 30 minutes, though.

[DiscreetlyLoud]

Anyone try this spot out yet?

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...g-now/58726633

[Dr Manhattan]

Now it makes sense. I wondered how much a point of view are this much different.

What's her nationality?

She is Russian. Probably in her late-20's to very early 30's. Petite curves. Not busty, but the small proportions are perky and nicely shaped.

[ChgoGuySouth]

This is not to far from work and was thinking about a after work massage before heading home. But that picture she has posted is kind of scary looking.

Grace has a great massage. Yes, she always wears a low but shirt that shows at least half her chest, but I keep going to see her hoping her tits will fall out of her shirt and onto my hands.

[Walker333]

I'm looking for a MP (ethnicity is not important), whee there is a TS, no time shortening, good quality massage. I don't really care about age and look of the provider as long as I leave happy, although FS is not required. BUT HJ is must.

I will appreciate all advices, please pm or write here.

Thanks and stay cool everyone.

[ChicagoCat99]

Chicat, I was referring to: http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...-call/19264186.

She is pretty. Takes a few visits to warm up. Otherwise, great service. Dr M. Said she is light on time. She has been great for me even on timing. Beautiful tits.

Now it makes sense. I wondered how much a point of view are this much different.

What's her nationality?

[Seraph2]

Chicat, I was referring to: http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...-call/19264186.

She is pretty. Takes a few visits to warm up. Otherwise, great service. Dr M. Said she is light on time. She has been great for me even on timing. Beautiful tits.

https://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/thp/6177114613.html

Is she pretty in real life?

I feel she is ugly. Even if she is a man, it's not good looking.

And, $75? There are plenty with $60 everywhere.

I think she is for those who cannot go to city.

If look does not matter, try this one.

https://chicago.craigslist.org/wcl/thp/6174788879.html

[Ron M]

That's actually a thing? Why on earth would someone want a topless massage w / o HE?

I'm stumped. HE w / o topless, sure. Topless w / o HE, huh?

At that price I would expect her to be totally nude with extra play.