Massage Parlor Reports

[AverageDude91]

Old review. Should have posted weeks ago. I hate the location, very busy light. FS. 5/10 would not repeat unless necessary. .4 house 1. Tip. Felt a little ripped off. Other girls in different room, but Asian lady said they wouldn't go for under 1.2? Did I get ripped off? Anyone have any good names for this place?

[AverageDude91]

Been having a few Asians these last few months. I need to recalibrate Jr with a young Latina. Spinner preferred. Anyone have good experiences? Please drop a PM. Willing to share aamp contact. Thanks frens.

I was going to post a similar question! Any tips would be appreciated!

[SolarPro09]

Been having a few Asians these last few months. I need to recalibrate Jr with a young Latina. Spinner preferred. Anyone have good experiences? Please drop a PM. Willing to share aamp contact. Thanks frens.

Try this spot. Good looking 30 something Latinas.

http://sangabrielvalley.backpage.com...%B2d/119009658

[HornDog626]

Been having a few Asians these last few months. I need to recalibrate Jr with a young Latina. Spinner preferred. Anyone have good experiences? Please drop a PM. Willing to share aamp contact. Thanks frens.

[YourAsianMall]

I don't remember seeing this face the few times I've been there. Does this Cici also go by the infamous Lisa?

No they are not the same, thanks for your response.

[DragonLord1]

This is an older review, but details and effort counts, right?

Visited beef noodle soup the second time, and felt like drawing blindly. Gave. 35 house fee and entered the room. 5 minutes later. Guess who comes in again. Lisa. Was expecting someone different this time, but screw it, I didn't have the time to waste. Needed to pick up the SO from the airport. In to the action. She remembers me and immediately goes into comfort mode. Chat with her for a bit and learned more about her. In the process of that, was able to get her cellphone number LOL. Massage was very good honestly. Almost fell asleep by the end of the session. After the massage was complete, she climbs on top of the table and has her head down. All of a sudden, I felt a slurping sound and wetness from my rectum, and I was thinking, WTF is going on? It was then I realized that she she was rimming me. I thought to myself. Oh. This is what I heard about. She continues rimming for a good 5 minutes then proceeds to introduce the menu, Opted for the BBBJ option but bargained it down to 90 and also requested CIM. Lisa, being the desperate therapist she is, and in a time of no customers, agreed to it. She took off her shirt and bra and let me play with them. Pulled my rod and massaged it with her tits and nipples, making my rod pretty hard at this point. Sucked on the balls pretty good, with so much saliva coming out I can smell it. Pretty gross. She proceeds to blow, using incredible tongue action. After a good 10 minutes, I couldn't resist and blew in her mouth. She opens her mouth to show me my rejected cells and spits it out. She then tells me, for an extra 10, will swallow next time. Yeah sure, I thought. Cleaned up and booked it to the airport.

[DragonLord1]

What time of the night did you go? Were all the other places in the Plaza closed?

You know Garcia's fruits is one of the most popular places in the area to get Chamengos or whatever that is called. Hence a lot of "Cholo" and other peeps go there ha ha.

Anyhow. I guess if everything else was closed in the area I wouldn't take the risk with so many cops around but you shoulda just went to the viet place and got like an ice coffee to go so the cop may not have followed ya!

It was late in the night, around 8 pm. An iced coffee would have wrecked my sleeping schedule haha. Seriously, it was a close call, got my heart beating. Anyway, that plaza is funky as hell with different shops, restaurants, offices, and then there's 2 "massage" places next to it. Yeah. Don't know who's smarter. The landlords for leasing it to them or the parlor's boss for having the balls to do that. Will try to avoid that plaza unless my rotation is not available.

[DragonLord1]

Just a friendly reminder that you folks should shower / bathe or whatever the hell it is you do when you get home after a sesh. Earlier this week, went to visit LA kingdom and holy smokes did that place smell like a Chinese butcher herbal shop. Violated my nostrils LOL. These girls were having a cooking event while cleaning up the floors since there was nothing to do. Serves them right for mediocre talent. Was in the room with one of the girls, don't let the low lighting fool you. Sheets looked clean but smelled. As a ritual every time I come to these shops, I also inspect the place when the girl is not in the room for dirt, grime, cameras. And what do you know, I discovered illegitimate evidence of activity. Saw a few white stains on the floor and on the massage sheets table too! Disgusting. Don't even get me started on these pillows they put beneath the massage table used for you folks to sleep on when they wank you off. These girls don't wash their sheets until the end of the week (or even longer) and they usually just roll over one of those linen pads after a session. They also do not shower after a session too. Dirty body, dirty money. And don't even bother with DFK, who knows how many sausages and herpes infested mouths have been in there. DFk's not my cup of tea at least with these workers, so more power to you fellas. A ton of men walk through these doors and do their deed, leaving behind white stains (yes) and sweat. This was my experience at Kingdom plus other places as well. I'm sure other places could be cleaner but could also be the same or a lot worse.

[SirMister]

Was driving down Garvey after work last week and was going to enter into the plaza for Lavender. Right when I was approaching the plaza and about to turn in, there were a row of LE / sheriff's patrol cars all lined up on the street. Feeling cocky (and you know what I mean), and already having my signal light on to turn in already, I didn't want to back out and attract attention, so I turned in to the plaza pretending to ignore the cops and to look like I was heading to the Viet restaurant instead. I parked and stayed in the car for a few minutes. A patrol car entered the plaza right after me and circled the plaza a few times, looking at me. Luckily, my car is very well tinted and it was at night, so he could only get a bare glimpse. I have a feeling they are parked right there to scare off any potential "visitors" and letting these "visitors" know they are the alpha dog and to GTFO.

I also noticed that the curtains were drawn closed for massage kingdom. These girls usually close late too! Lavender was feeling cocky and had both doors opened, pretending to signal their innocence, I guess. Something is definitely going on here. The LE parked next to massage kingdom for a few minutes. I didn't want to risk it, so I backed out, made a circle around the plaza, and left. Guess what. Low and behold, the patrol car followed me until I turned onto Garvey and drive off. That was a interesting but scary night honestly. Decided to book it and went to lower azusa instead and opt for the other better places. Boys, the glory days of garvey are over. Pack your bags and go to either Los Angeles, more east of SGV (such as Baldwin Park), or hover to Lower Azusa if you want to stay local.

For the sake of all your safety, in which I mean by both physiologically and physically, avoid this plaza. The past few times I came here there have been random cholos just parked in the lot chilling' outside (although I'm sure it has to do with the fruit smoothie store), but still, these fellas look around and check out the cars. Better safe than sorry. Will have the more important info about these places / girls when I have time.

What time of the night did you go? Were all the other places in the Plaza closed?

You know Garcia's fruits is one of the most popular places in the area to get Chamengos or whatever that is called. Hence a lot of "Cholo" and other peeps go there ha ha.

Anyhow. I guess if everything else was closed in the area I wouldn't take the risk with so many cops around but you shoulda just went to the viet place and got like an ice coffee to go so the cop may not have followed ya!

[Mondo72]

FYI. Sl sure probably around mid 40's to 50's. About a D cup and maybe. 5-7 ish?

Hey King,

Thanks but the Lulu I met was in her 20's and maybe around a 7 to 7. 5 overall.

Mondo.

[KingOfFighters]

I actually never went to Luna. Through it conversations I found out it was same owner. This place use to be a beauty did and it shows. It's very clean.

Sorry. So many sorry errors. Smart phone picks stupid words. I meant I found out through conversation and that it use to be a beauty spa and it shows.

[KingOfFighters]

Hey King,

Just wondering since you mentioned the owners also own Luna, Is Lulu the same gal that worked at Luna?

I met her on my 1st visit to Luna but have not seen her ever since.

Mondo.

FYI. Sl sure probably around mid 40's to 50's. About a D cup and maybe. 5-7 ish?

[KingOfFighters]

Hey King,

Just wondering since you mentioned the owners also own Luna, Is Lulu the same gal that worked at Luna?

I met her on my 1st visit to Luna but have not seen her ever since.

Mondo.

I actually never went to Luna. Through it conversations I found out it was same owner. This place use to be a beauty did and it shows. It's very clean.

[Mondo72]

Hey fellow mongers.

After finding out about the other joint (on Lexington) had closed down and having seen a report Lisa was working at this location went to check out the talent.

Walked in and a gal came out from the back and greeted me, she looked close to Lisa from the pho place on Garvey a bit younger not much, and maybe 1/2 point hotter than Lisa.

I was going to leave and the Mama came out after I requested a TS and she saying they didn't have a TS only regular shower. Then enticed me saying in broken English that gal would help me take a shower.

This got Jr's attention so I went ahead and handed her $30 for the 1/2 hour.

Went back and took a shower but got no help from Apple till the end when she help me to get dry.

Back to the room and she asks me what I wanted, since I only had 60 I mentioned to her I wasn't planning on getting more than the standard HJ. She asked for $ upfront. I usually avoid this situation but since Jr had taken over by know gave in and handed her 40.

She had gone out to get supplies before the above happened. From here it's all downhill as far as service. She started a medium massage and 5" later was teasing the boys and Jr.

Asked me to flip and got some oil to start the HJ, I tried to get some UTC roaming but she positioned herself away so as not give me any access. HJ was awful and would not take directions from me which had me go limp since at least I expected some UTC roaming or more. Took me a while to get Jr interested again and close to the 1/2 mark I busted.

Will avoid in the future. Saw Lisa from the Pho place and talked to her a bit, said she's here from now on. Also, a younger spinner was in back having some pho/noodles.

Mondo.

[Mondo72]

Hey fellow mongers.

I went to this joint after hitting the gym on Rosemead bl hoping to get a TS along with a HJ. Didn't realized this placed had closed down, just an FYI.

Mondo.