Massage Parlor Reports

[FSexperience]

I tried Lotus before and got no extras. Can't even recommend this spot for legit massages

Thanks for the input and I know not to expect any extras here. The massage I got from Angie though was great and I would definitely recommend as a legit massage. Given your experience though, I probably would not book with anyone else but her then. Do you recommend any places with 20-30 age woman?

[The Camel]

I thought Lily Care was long gone already. It used to be my weekly spot.

Lily Care is long gone. The talk about Hanna from M&A working there was from many years ago.

[Adm888]

Stopped by Lotus today off Western. There was a younger (20's) Thai masseuse. Her name was Angie and the massage was great! There was nothing else offered but I would definitely repeat since she is younger than the normal MP workers and she gave an excellent massage. Has anyone had any luck here recently? Also, does anyone have any insight on where the girls from Lanna's massage went? It was at the corner of Vermont and Fountain. I only went twice with a different girl each time and the service were great! The woman were also in there 20's.

I tried Lotus before and got no extras. Can't even recommend this spot for legit massages

[Adm888]

How is that place is it reliable?

I thought Lily Care was long gone already. It used to be my weekly spot.

[Anth503]

Anyone know where Hanna is? I miss her tight pussy. She also worked at Lily Care in Ktown for a bit.

How is that place is it reliable?

[BongMaster31]

That place on SM blvd. Super disappointing, over 40 with a not so good massage. Didn't even get oiled. Paid for FS, I masturbated to explode. Don't go on weekdays. Hopefully that's the reason why.

[USGsheki]

Anyone know where Hanna is? I miss her tight pussy. She also worked at Lily Care in Ktown for a bit.

[Brb1286]

Any one got some intel on a good / decent AMP in or around noho or van nuys?

[YTruck]

Just started checking these out, great info from folks here.

Checked out H2O (or Sun Studio according to my gps), apparently Rubmaps has their prices wrong, it was 40 for 1/2 hr, 50 for the full hour, and I think it's Chinese style instead of Korean. Went for the full hour since I legit needed a massage of any kind.

I had Vivian, very cute and sweet Chinese girl, tight body but definitely 30-40 with poor English. Did a pretty good job on the massage, proposed a HJ for 100, asked for other services, she offered BJ for 120. Negotiated the FS for about 110 instead.

Would certainly go again, despite the seedy storefront.

But I could be biased because my last experience in Amsterdam was very mechanical.

[Member #5794]

Holy shit, the gardens website is down. I am shocked.

The gardens was kind of like the Samsung to the iPhone of temple of bliss. With the temple of bliss you get a decent helping of bullshit spirituality and mostly younger gals who are dumb enough to buy into the whole idea of giving the house a 50% cut. It is the meme of handjob joints.

Gardens was much more functional. It was not clear who was leading the place, but there was no bullshit, it was just a handjob. I never heard the word tantra in side the place. The one knock I have is that save for one gal, none showed me their pussy.

I think the gardens is disorganized and will not have a website. It is really not even necessary, although I bet cost effective wise, it is easier to have the site and not put ads on BP. Temple of bliss does not advertise on BP.

I really cannot endorse any of the girls at the gardens, but from worst to first, here it is;.

Aurora. Pissed off, but ridiculously hot.

Black girl who is bigger. A scammer, gang tats.

Smaller black girl. No idea.

Isabelle. Not sure, looks OK.

Magdalena. Fucked up.

Mahadevi. The best there.

[YTruck]

Been lurking for a bit, figured I'd give this a shot.

Checked this place out, 40 for 1/2 hr, 50 for one hour. Opted for the hour because I needed at least some kind of massage.

I had Vivian, very cute Chinese girl, maybe 30-40 but still looks fantastic. Poor English but sweet girl.

Massage hit the spot, she asked her for 100 for HJ, I asked for more, she said 120 for BJ. Was able to get the whole FS for 110 anyway.

Would check it out again.

[FSexperience]

Stopped by Lotus today off Western. There was a younger (20's) Thai masseuse. Her name was Angie and the massage was great! There was nothing else offered but I would definitely repeat since she is younger than the normal MP workers and she gave an excellent massage. Has anyone had any luck here recently? Also, does anyone have any insight on where the girls from Lanna's massage went? It was at the corner of Vermont and Fountain. I only went twice with a different girl each time and the service were great! The woman were also in there 20's.

[DreamFreez]

I am the resident expert on the temple of bliss.

It is 220 for a handjob. Do not opt for the tantra upsell to 250, all you get is to sit facing the girl and do some breathing. Any reports of blow jobs are of no provenance.

Lily love.

It is a tightly run jack shack. You are asked to take a shower beforehand after the donation is set down. I usually take a healthy leak in the shower.

About 68% of the gals take off their panties. It is all very mechanical. There is no fucking and reports of fingering are just not to be believed. The towels are clean, but the sheets kind of always smell like mildew or cock. Not sure which.

They have weird names on their website, Thanks for the detailed review. So, it's 220 for an HJ after a lame massage.

I thought this tantric was like nude body slide where people get naked and slide on each other.

Lily love looks comparatively better than the others.

68%, hahaha you've taken pilgrimage for all of us at the temple!

Do you know anything about thegoddessgardens in Santa Monica? Their website seems to be down for a week now. Any hope there?

[Robertmm]

Boys,

I seriously want to know what "Temple Of Bliss" is:

What are they offering for $300 an hour? Are the giving gold-plated condoms?

I seriously have no idea what Tantric Massage is: Educate me!

I did google it I got links to xvideos and pornhub where people get boned.

Anyone who has been to this temple of bliss, could you elaborate your experience?

Do people get naked or is it a yoga class? $300 is ridiculous for that TBH!

Do people Orgasm here? I heard that this tantric shit gives super powerful orgasms.

Could you recommend some person I should see at the Temple Of Bliss?

Thanks!

Went years ago to the location on Sunset in Silverlake. Got a blonde hippie beauty with dreadloks and a banging body. She was hot but not worth the $200 for a HJ with moaning / sighing / tantric breathing. No touching or talking allowed. Just a lame massage and mediocre HJ. Felt ripped off. Never returned.

[Member #5794]

I am the resident expert on the temple of bliss.

It is 220 for a handjob. Do not opt for the tantra upsell to 250, all you get is to sit facing the girl and do some breathing. Any reports of blow jobs are of no provenance.

Most of the distaff nomeclature there are burner millenials with spectrum disorders. If you are going to go to the Marina or OC or larchmont venue, the only ones worht seeing based on my experience are:

Nadia everheart. Cute, spunky, great pussy lips.

Shanti maya. Kind of a mean gal, but if you want it older, she is older.

Geneva dream. Fun to look at, but wasted.

Luxy star. Standoffish, but a solid handjob.

Ones to definitely avoid are:

Luna Lauren. Overpriced and of the mold of psalme.

Violet jolie. Old and short and dumb.

Yemaya lucia. Borderline and antisocial.

Kat v. Autistic and lesbian.

Kinley quinn. Sweats.

Sandi joy. Pig.

Possibles that I have not seen.

Natalia maria.

Eve dream.

Lily love.

It is a tightly run jack shack. You are asked to take a shower before hand after the donation is set down. I usually take a healthy leak in the shower.

About 68% of the gals take off their panties. It is all very mechanical. There is no fucking and reports of fingering are just not to be believed. The towels are clean, but the sheets kind of always smell like mildew or cock. Not sure which.