Massage Parlor Reports

[KevAmps]

Couple of weekends ago, en route to LA, I stopped by UTS in W. Based on the number of RM reviews. Got an attractive, fair-skinned, just thick enough and Central / South American provider either in her late 20's or early 30's, who gave one of the best CBJs I've ever received, along with mish, and DS. She was good enough that I'm now considering going back, even though it's somewhat out of my way.

But I'm also looking for more recent intel on other LMPs in the SGV, to make the most of my excursion through these here parts. Has anyone been to Sirena, Body Rubs, &/ or Chilly Spa?

I'm hoping that the LMP girls in this region are better than the few I've had in OC so far.

[AhardLanding]

Helen from HT in BP. God, I still dream about her.

My first AMP girl ever, Sara in Honolulu at Pine Tree. One and done.

I went to 123 in El Monte looking for Cici, I was told she has been gone for several.

Months. I just need help finding her. Please help. Thanks Ahead.

http://imgur.com/IC328yV

[AhardLanding]

Lisa has left simple / pho now at 2821 peck just south of Garvey. Cell number the same. Saw here last weekend all good.

Alright ladies and gents, I've been lurking in this forum for quite some time now. I think its time for me to join the rest of you gals and work my way up to a senior member. Been doing this for quite some time and have quite some stories saved up, so bear with me guys. A lot of these are from my personal diary / memories, and are outdated, but they are still useful especially in this quiet SGV forum. Will be uploading here and there of reviews and info when I'm not working these grave yard shifts.

Anyway, thanks to the other contributors / senior members for info throughout the years. Ya'll know who you are. It's my turn to contribute. As always, take everything you see on the internet with a grain of salt. Any experiences here are not guaranteed to be reproduced. Read at your own pleasure, but also on your own risk. Be safe, and most importantly, be smart. Let's get to it.

Yi Er San Massage aka special beef noodle soup place.

My First time coming here I felt offended and baited. There was this cute ass asian girl (think college aged) working the front center. Paid the hr house fee and off we went. I was excited! Thought she was going to help me a brotha out. 5 minutes later, in comes. You guessed it. Everyone's favorite pho wh*re. Ms. Lisa! ***** is clearly in her 40's but tells me she's 30. That was besides the point. Started talking to me in her broken english, but I told her to stop and just speak mandarin. Conversed with her throughout the massage and discovered she's been working for quite some time. Her massage was honest to god surprisingly good. If she didn't f* for a living she could become an actually legit MT if she tried. Anyway. Once the time was coming up, in began the teasing. Started teashing my thighs and asked if I wanted something. I asked. How muchy? . 05 for HJ, . 08 for CBJ, and. 1 for BBBJ / CFS (sorry, not used to the numerical scale used here, let me know). I came to test the waters, and just requested the CBJ / HJ combo. Off she came with a rubber out of no where and she popped it in. Took off her shirt and revealed a used up set of barely B-cups for pleasure. Honestly, she is nothing to be crazy about. She gives a mean BJ and uses that tongue! Was surprisingly good. Finished with a HJ since I couldn't feel crap with the cover. This old used up spinner still has some tricks up her sleeve. Cleaned up, donated, and left feeling offended, kinda gross, but oddly satisfied. People who frequented her will know what I'm saying.

[DragonLord1]

I went to 123 in El Monte looking for Cici, I was told she has been gone for several.

Months. I just need help finding her. Please help. Thanks Ahead.

http://imgur.com/IC328yV

I don't remember seeing this face the few times I've been there. Does this Cici also go by the infamous Lisa?

[DragonLord1]

Alright ladies and gents, I've been lurking in this forum for quite some time now. I think its time for me to join the rest of you gals and work my way up to a senior member. Been doing this for quite some time and have quite some stories saved up, so bear with me guys. A lot of these are from my personal diary / memories, and are outdated, but they are still useful especially in this quiet SGV forum. Will be uploading here and there of reviews and info when I'm not working these grave yard shifts.

Anyway, thanks to the other contributors / senior members for info throughout the years. Ya'll know who you are. It's my turn to contribute. As always, take everything you see on the internet with a grain of salt. Any experiences here are not guaranteed to be reproduced. Read at your own pleasure, but also on your own risk. Be safe, and most importantly, be smart. Let's get to it.

Yi Er San Massage aka special beef noodle soup place.

My First time coming here I felt offended and baited. There was this cute ass asian girl (think college aged) working the front center. Paid the hr house fee and off we went. I was excited! Thought she was going to help me a brotha out. 5 minutes later, in comes. You guessed it. Everyone's favorite pho wh*re. Ms. Lisa! ***** is clearly in her 40's but tells me she's 30. That was besides the point. Started talking to me in her broken english, but I told her to stop and just speak mandarin. Conversed with her throughout the massage and discovered she's been working for quite some time. Her massage was honest to god surprisingly good. If she didn't f* for a living she could become an actually legit MT if she tried. Anyway. Once the time was coming up, in began the teasing. Started teashing my thighs and asked if I wanted something. I asked. How muchy? . 05 for HJ, . 08 for CBJ, and. 1 for BBBJ / CFS (sorry, not used to the numerical scale used here, let me know). I came to test the waters, and just requested the CBJ / HJ combo. Off she came with a rubber out of no where and she popped it in. Took off her shirt and revealed a used up set of barely B-cups for pleasure. Honestly, she is nothing to be crazy about. She gives a mean BJ and uses that tongue! Was surprisingly good. Finished with a HJ since I couldn't feel crap with the cover. This old used up spinner still has some tricks up her sleeve. Cleaned up, donated, and left feeling offended, kinda gross, but oddly satisfied. People who frequented her will know what I'm saying.

[Seafor]

Went to ancient and asked for yoyo.

She was busy so I got (mayra, Myra, absolutely zero English.

Gave me a FANTASTIC legit massage. Slapped my hand away when I touched her leg and butt through her jeans.

Slapped my butt when I raised up for easy access when she was working below.

Denied a HE request with the universal motion for "HE".

So a very repeatable amazing massage and nothing else.

Then she asked for my number. So I gave her the monger digits and she called the phone.

No idea what that's about.

[KingOfFighters]

Looks like#5 on Gale behind the car wash closed for Good.

[Dre1980]

Besides Susan and Nana, are there any other ladies you'd recommend at 123, or any other nearby AMP in El Monte? Looking to increase my rotation. LOL.

Head to Baldwin Park. PM me for recommendations.

[Hentai Man]

I went to 123 in El Monte looking for Cici, I was told she has been gone for several.

Months. I just need help finding her. Please help. Thanks Ahead.

http://imgur.com/IC328yV

Besides Susan and Nana, are there any other ladies you'd recommend at 123, or any other nearby AMP in El Monte? Looking to increase my rotation. LOL.

[ChickChasin]

I've got an extra $300 to blow this week. Anyone know of any higher end providers? Or should I attempt a 2 girl AMP? Maybe fork some extra 2 girl aamp?

Are you limited to AMPs? If not I'd check out HX. At least there, you know whom you are seeing and choose a menu.

[TomLimone]

I've got an extra $300 to blow this week. Anyone know of any higher end providers? Or should I attempt a 2 girl AMP? Maybe fork some extra 2 girl aamp?

I'd likely go higher end, instead of 2 girl action at an AMP unless you have a reliable place. My experience has not been great with 2 girls at AMPs.

[YourAsianMall]

Feel your pain. Here's my MIA wishlist.

Gin fr rose in eagle Rock.

Ellie fr 123/ ace.

Lilly from 999.

Mae from 999/ luna.

Emily fr sunshine.

Michelle fr sunshine.

And of course rose from ace.

For the most part they're probably back in China unless they just moved. Good luck!

Ellie is in China and bought a Condo for her and her son.

If you have a picture maybe I can help you with the others.

[Maxen]

I went to 123 in El Monte looking for Cici, I was told she has been gone for several.

Months. I just need help finding her. Please help. Thanks Ahead.

http://imgur.com/IC328yV

Feel your pain. Here's my MIA wishlist.

Gin fr rose in eagle Rock.

Ellie fr 123/ ace.

Lilly from 999.

Mae from 999/ luna.

Emily fr sunshine.

Michelle fr sunshine.

And of course rose from ace.

For the most part they're probably back in China unless they just moved. Good luck! To the ladies that left the business, thanks for the good times and memories, hope you're off to bigger and better things then giving us Handy's!

[YourAsianMall]

I went to 123 in El Monte looking for Cici, I was told she has been gone for several.

Months. I just need help finding her. Please help. Thanks Ahead.

http://imgur.com/IC328yV

[HornDog626]

I've got an extra $300 to blow this week. Anyone know of any higher end providers? Or should I attempt a 2 girl AMP? Maybe fork some extra 2 girl aamp?