Massage Parlor Reports

[JohnQPublic1]

https://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/6154461563.html

Saw the ad and wondered if anyone had tried recently. Had mixed reviews so not sure. Looking for some less traveled places. Thanks for any info.

[MrPussyMan]

Office was slow so looked up BP for some Memorial Day fun, called Jenna http://orlando.backpage.com/WomenSee...-babe/18806179 and was excited she answered as there were some good reviews and I've not been thrilled with my choices lately. She was just checking in, needed 30 min and said was around Int dr. Knowing it would take me close to that time to drive, I headed that way yet my enthusiasm must have spooked the S* out her. She called back as promised but let me have it for driving without asking donation first etc. Told her she had good reviews but I was hung up on. YMMV.

http://orlando.backpage.com/WomenSee...londe/18732187

This is her as well. She also is known as big tit Erica in the Tampa section. From what I've read you will need to be careful with this one (then again caution should always be taken). I tried setting up a date with her, even though I know a little bit about her background. I'm a tits man and those are getting me hypnotised LOL no date with her as of yet.

[Xmen0075]

Stopped by over the weekend and was greeted by a cute attendant in pink see through lingerie. Fake bolt ons and a nice ass on her. Probably late 30's or early 40's. Agreed to 1 hr session at $60. Negotiated $100 tip for FS. The massage was good and firm. We did CBJ (my choice), CG, standing K9, K9 and mish. Rooms are very big and the place is quiet. Nice clean up when done. Mamasan greeted me on the way out and said she usually has 3 girls on rotation and will introduce them all on my next visit.

[MarcAlec]

Office was slow so looked up BP for some Memorial Day fun, called Jenna http://orlando.backpage.com/WomenSee...-babe/18806179 and was excited she answered as there were some good reviews and I've not been thrilled with my choices lately. She was just checking in, needed 30 min and said was around Int dr. Knowing it would take me close to that time to drive, I headed that way yet my enthusiasm must have spooked the S* out her. She called back as promised but let me have it for driving without asking donation first etc. Told her she had good reviews but I was hung up on. OK, close to Luxsa and called asking for Raquel who in dream state would at the very least give a great BBBJ. Raquel is gone, Daisy was there and she also had some good reviews yet I've never seen, opted for an h. Sweet gal, great conversationalist and would make a Perfect Bank Teller. That's about all the connection we had. Zero spark and very mechanical. Upsell was spoke of but I passed, total $. 6 Will keep looking and won't repeat with D. YMMV.

[SplitLickity1]

My first experience I reviewed and not memorable. A few weeks ago decided to try again. This time I got Yo-Yo, definitely a better massage. I have now seen her 4 times, each time a little better. The other day, DATY wow she kept asking me to stop, I didn't until she "O" sweet, sweet taste! House plus. 8.

I stopped in there last week and saw Cece. Didn't get that far with her but I did have a fun time with her. I plan on going back and see where that takes me.

[XHippie]

Wow, what weird wording! I was just there last night and I can tell you there was no clamping down at all of any good service. Looks to me like a poorly worded attempt to keep uncle LEO from showing any interest.

It's clearly an ad that say's come and see us for fun, And uh we also need to cover our ass by also saying "we don't do the nasty" so don't ask for it. It's also an ad worded that screams an Asian didn't write it. 2 thing's. Number 1. If LEO wants to pop this place they are not going to pay attention to the ad they are going to read what's been said about the place then pay a visit and see what's offered. This applies to any place they are targeting, most all these places have sexy fake pictures but only a few will curl your toes. Number 2. The words in their ad "LMT Can't Speak English" Doh! You have to speak English to complete enough training hours / class work to obtain a Florida Massage License. All classe's are thought in "ENGLISH". All Massage License posted on the wall at the business have a number issued by the Massage Board. Posting fake License will get you shut down just as quick as busting a customers nut for cash. I think I'd omit that statement from the ad. The last thing you want to do with an ad is attract attention of services offered by saying they are not offered. And saying, by the way they have a good lawyer WTF. Just sayin.

[Gentleman 100]

Just telling my experience and how I see it. The first few months crazyhorse lived in Orlando he went to CB and BB 10 or 12 times. All the girls he got at CB were average looking and way below what the usual standard is for FS AMPs. He never got a "great looking " girl there. He definitely has never received "premium service ". A couple times at CB the girls were fun but the rest were lame and boring. That place is no different than grand central station and not worth it in my view. The reasons it's busy are because 1) lack of options 2) shitloads of transient newcomers to the area 3) a reflated credit bubble at its peak.

My friend Alice has more information on people who talk about themselves in the 3rd person: http://goaskalice.columbia.edu/answe...f-third-person.

We all have our own opinions on what is beautiful or average. I find the girls at CB all 9's or 10's (AMP scale). If you choose to go back to Tampa, they have fine establishments there. We now have 1 fine place in Orlando. That is where I will be going (instead of a 2 hour drive to the Bay (each way)).

Just my humble opinion. Be safe everyone.

[CrazyHorse666]

You will be missed. I plan on visiting my favorite place soon. I have never had to wait for more than 10 minutes there. CB has 5-6 therapists always working and spots for 6 cars. If I think I am going at a busy time, I will call them first. They will advise you of no waiting or encourage you to make an appointment. CB has the best quality therapists. Being the #1 AMP is like being a Kardashian, some are jealous and try to push you to get angry. I find service at CB the best in Orlando. I wish all AMPs in Orlando had the premium service and great looking therapists. They do not. Until then, I am putting my hard-earned money into quality that is CB.

Be safe.

Just telling my experience and how I see it. The first few months crazyhorse lived in Orlando he went to CB and BB 10 or 12 times. All the girls he got at CB were average looking and way below what the usual standard is for FS AMPs. He never got a "great looking " girl there. He definitely has never received "premium service ". A couple times at CB the girls were fun but the rest were lame and boring. That place is no different than grand central station and not worth it in my view. The reasons it's busy are because 1) lack of options 2) shitloads of transient newcomers to the area 3) a reflated credit bubble at its peak.

[Joeblow300]

Wow, what weird wording! I was just there last night and I can tell you there was no clamping down at all of any good service. Looks to me like a poorly worded attempt to keep uncle LEO from showing any interest.

I just read GG's BP ad. They seem to be hinting at extras in the beginning (full body sensation, parking in front and back: enter in front or back, etc.). At the end of the ad, they caution customers not to ask for sensual or use trickery to confuse the girls into something else. Also, the girls do not know English? What should we do, point to where it hurts?

I hope this ad is trying just to keep Uncle LEO away and not a hint of management clamping down on good service at this place. Just my humble opinion. Be safe.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...lando/19803068

[Gentleman 100]

I just read GG's BP ad. They seem to be hinting at extras in the beginning (full body sensation, parking in front and back: enter in front or back, etc.). At the end of the ad, they caution customers not to ask for sensual or use trickery to confuse the girls into something else. Also, the girls do not know English? What should we do, point to where it hurts?

I hope this ad is trying just to keep Uncle LEO away and not a hint of management clamping down on good service at this place. Just my humble opinion. Be safe.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...lando/19803068

[Barolo]

My first experience I reviewed and not memorable. A few weeks ago decided to try again. This time I got Yo-Yo, definitely a better massage. I have now seen her 4 times, each time a little better. The other day, DATY wow she kept asking me to stop, I didn't until she "O" sweet, sweet taste! House plus. 8.

[Gentleman 100]

Totally agree. Way too busy. Crazyhorse has been to FS AMPs in numerous major cities and has never seen one anywhere near as busy as that place. Pull in, have to back out because someone is leaving, already 3 cars in the lot. Have to walk up to the door the same time as someone else. Leave as someone else comes in, leave and parking lot is full, cars with people waiting in them, guys walking up from the sidewalk. No thanks. Time for more competition. In the meantime I'm going to Tampa.

You will be missed. I plan on visiting my favorite place soon. I have never had to wait for more than 10 minutes there. CB has 5-6 therapists always working and spots for 6 cars. If I think I am going at a busy time, I will call them first. They will advise you of no waiting or encourage you to make an appointment. CB has the best quality therapists. Being the #1 AMP is like being a Kardashian, some are jealous and try to push you to get angry. I find service at CB the best in Orlando. I wish all AMPs in Orlando had the premium service and great looking therapists. They do not. Until then, I am putting my hard-earned money into quality that is CB.

Be safe.

[Joeblow300]

Decided to go to Golden Gate to see what it's like. First the parking: it sucks. There is a tiny lot in back for maybe two cars but I had to five point turn to get out. There is a back door with a buzzer to get in. There is like five spots out front.

I drew Yuyu. She asked if I had been there. I of course said yes. She really pressed for who I saw. Once I gave a name she was cool. You go upstairs for the fun. The TS is great. Really get clean on both sides. Better than ar Magic which is where I usually get my TS. Then onto the fun room. I moved quickly to the flip. BBBJ to CFS. Then after the finale I had her lay next to me and I rubbed her. She told me 3 girls work there. I will definitely return. She wanted 160 on the flip, I told her I only had 140 on me. She took it. Don't give in to more than that! 80 for the house fee.

[BoredFlGuy]

Recently decided to try out Golden gate (GG) since it's had a few positive reviews. Saw Yuyu who was good looking Korean girl around 30. She gave me a mediocre table shower and a mediocre massage. On the flip asked me what I wanted and gave the standard FS donation. At this point it was no longer mediocre and yuyu turned into a really nasty girl. Decent BBBJ, DATY, and some intense FIA. After about 10 min, went to Mish and k9 until I popped. Afterwards she laid on her side while spreading her cheeks and fingering her ass and said "next time you fuck me in ass. " Next time I'm in Orlando I think I'll taker her up on that offer. As always YMMV.

OH MY! Thats my unicorn I've been searching for so I can say goodbye to the hobby.

[Miketastic69]

Totally agree. Way too busy. Crazyhorse has been to FS AMPs in numerous major cities and has never seen one anywhere near as busy as that place. Pull in, have to back out because someone is leaving, already 3 cars in the lot. Have to walk up to the door the same time as someone else. Leave as someone else comes in, leave and parking lot is full, cars with people waiting in them, guys walking up from the sidewalk. No thanks. Time for more competition. In the meantime I'm going to Tampa.

Sara once kept me in the bathroom right across from the front door (to the left diagonally) while people were showing up at the door. I remember being in there for 30 minutes playing with the potpourri while the door was ring off the hook. It was a bit awkward passing a guy going to my car after.

Any word on TA resurrection or BB? We need at least another couple options.