Massage Parlor Reports

**CrazyHorse666** · 05-28-17 12:33

Originally Posted by MarcAlec [View Original Post]

On BP the last few weeks and seems all are a bit chubby or sketchy ads, fake pics etc, too much work so I went to CB a couple times. Both times a gal answered that I didn't have a great time with and I asked for someone else. 1st dream started with Mona basically skipping the massage and doing what Mona does. This week a new girl, mid 30's-40, who knows and didn't get her name but gave an absolute great massage. Had her knees on my back and legs sliding up and down. Flipped for a nice BBBJ and Dirty Talk to FS but could help but think for the $$. 4, where are the young hard bodies. Oh well, they're all younger than I, all was OK Asked to leave 45 min into the hour because it was getting busy and refunded $10. Woke up and exited the full parking lot. I think its time for an alternative??

Totally agree. Way too busy. Crazyhorse has been to FS AMPs in numerous major cities and has never seen one anywhere near as busy as that place. Pull in, have to back out because someone is leaving, already 3 cars in the lot. Have to walk up to the door the same time as someone else. Leave as someone else comes in, leave and parking lot is full, cars with people waiting in them, guys walking up from the sidewalk. No thanks. Time for more competition. In the meantime I'm going to Tampa.

**ElAgua** · 05-27-17 10:43

Recently decided to try out Golden gate (GG) since it's had a few positive reviews. Saw Yuyu who was good looking Korean girl around 30. She gave me a mediocre table shower and a mediocre massage. On the flip asked me what I wanted and gave the standard FS donation. At this point it was no longer mediocre and yuyu turned into a really nasty girl. Decent BBBJ, DATY, and some intense FIA. After about 10 min, went to Mish and k9 until I popped. Afterwards she laid on her side while spreading her cheeks and fingering her ass and said "next time you fuck me in ass. " Next time I'm in Orlando I think I'll taker her up on that offer. As always YMMV.

**Gentleman 100** · 05-27-17 10:27

In my experience, CB is not always crowded. If the lot has many cars, there may still be a therapist ready to take you with no wait. If you need to wait, and you don't feel like waiting, go get a cup of coffee and come back in 15 minutes. You should then be able to get right in.

Be safe.

**Clogan343** · 05-26-17 14:22

Originally Posted by PhotoMan343 [View Original Post]

I hope you got FS for that donation. Thats the standard there.

I did, but it was hardly a service to write home about. I prefer ladies who do more than just lay there. If I wanted that, I wouldn't have gone to an AMP!

**Kilolava** · 05-26-17 13:15

Originally Posted by USTraveller [View Original Post]

Definitely never assume FS is on the table. I've experience one extreme (nothing but a legit, covered massage) to the other (full blown FS without any negotiations) and I agree that I prefer to tip accordingly after everything is complete. However, some people don't tip accordingly which is why some want the donation upfront. CM May be an exception to the Assumption Rule though, but YMMV based on many factors.

Check out the Massages section of the forum for more tips (and post some of your own): http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/sh...and-Guidelines.

Yep. Those guidelines / tips are handy. I was just mad at myself for letting it occur and it was a good reminder not to get complacent, even after 25+ years of amping.

**Taster6969** · 05-26-17 13:13

Originally Posted by ShadowMover [View Original Post]

How old was she, and what was the damage please?

She was in her 30's and cute body with nice boobs. Tip was $60 because of extra play during HE. Otherwise $40. For basic service.

**ShadowMover** · 05-26-17 12:45

Originally Posted by Taster6969 [View Original Post]

Stopped in for a lunch break and took the half hour. Nice young Chinese girl greeted me and went to roon and got comfortable. After a fee minutes came in and started massage. She was very cute and wearing tight spandex pants showing a nice ass and very loose top showing her boobs. Took medium massage which was very good and covered all my sore places. Was able to rub her round ass and pussy. On the turn over asked me what needed attention. Told her HE with some mutual touching agreed on price and then got some oil and started working my dick. Got hard pretty quick and kept playing with her ass and had her pull up her tee shirt and bra to play with the boobs. Felt great to suck them while she worked my dick till finally shot all over her hands. Great job and got cleaned up asked for some water then gave standard tip and a big hug and left. Great service at this location. Been to a few other places nearby on east colonial but have ugly ladies who are old and lousy service. Sorry didn't get her name but was told they have 3 girls working. Not bad.

How old was she, and what was the damage please?

**Taster6969** · 05-26-17 12:22

Stopped in for a lunch break and took the half hour. Nice young Chinese girl greeted me and went to roon and got comfortable. After a fee minutes came in and started massage. She was very cute and wearing tight spandex pants showing a nice ass and very loose top showing her boobs. Took medium massage which was very good and covered all my sore places. Was able to rub her round ass and pussy. On the turn over asked me what needed attention. Told her HE with some mutual touching agreed on price and then got some oil and started working my dick. Got hard pretty quick and kept playing with her ass and had her pull up her tee shirt and bra to play with the boobs. Felt great to suck them while she worked my dick till finally shot all over her hands. Great job and got cleaned up asked for some water then gave standard tip and a big hug and left. Great service at this location. Been to a few other places nearby on east colonial but have ugly ladies who are old and lousy service. Sorry didn't get her name but was told they have 3 girls working. Not bad.

**JohnQPublic1** · 05-26-17 12:05

Originally Posted by Clogan343 [View Original Post]

Hey all,

First time poster. Thanks very much for all the useful advice and tips so far, really appreciated. Mongering' ain't easy, but you all make it doable!

I had a rather enjoyable hour session today at Balance, with Linda as my provider. They seemed to be really busy today, so I didn't get a choice of provider or any really personal touches. Linda was a bit on the chubbier side, but I'd rather that than a stick. Table shower was standard modus operandi, nothing to write home about. The massage, however, was top-notch! Warm oil, a firm technique, and she knew every bit of what she was doing. The ending was a bit lackluster, seemed too mechanical for me to really enjoy it, but it did the job. Several letters later I was bid adieu with the old bottle of water. Total damage $$, might go back, but definitely at a less crowded time and day.

Did a search. Is balance in Kissimmee? Need some balance in my life. Thanks for any info.

**MarcAlec** · 05-26-17 12:00

On BP the last few weeks and seems all are a bit chubby or sketchy ads, fake pics etc, too much work so I went to CB a couple times. Both times a gal answered that I didn't have a great time with and I asked for someone else. 1st dream started with Mona basically skipping the massage and doing what Mona does. This week a new girl, mid 30's-40, who knows and didn't get her name but gave an absolute great massage. Had her knees on my back and legs sliding up and down. Flipped for a nice BBBJ and Dirty Talk to FS but could help but think for the $$. 4, where are the young hard bodies. Oh well, they're all younger than I, all was OK Asked to leave 45 min into the hour because it was getting busy and refunded $10. Woke up and exited the full parking lot. I think its time for an alternative??

**PhotoMan343** · 05-26-17 10:27

Originally Posted by Clogan343 [View Original Post]

Hey all,

First time poster. Thanks very much for all the useful advice and tips so far, really appreciated. Mongering' ain't easy, but you all make it doable!

I had a rather enjoyable hour session today at Balance, with Linda as my provider. They seemed to be really busy today, so I didn't get a choice of provider or any really personal touches. Linda was a bit on the chubbier side, but I'd rather that than a stick. Table shower was standard modus operandi, nothing to write home about. The massage, however, was top-notch! Warm oil, a firm technique, and she knew every bit of what she was doing. The ending was a bit lackluster, seemed too mechanical for me to really enjoy it, but it did the job. Several letters later I was bid adieu with the old bottle of water. Total damage $$, might go back, but definitely at a less crowded time and day.

I hope you got FS for that donation. Thats the standard there.

**USTraveller** · 05-26-17 10:11

Originally Posted by Kilolava [View Original Post]

Just thought I would throw out here an incidence that occurred to me recently. Although I have been a longtime AMPster, I recently became complacent about a negotiation and it cost me a few bucks. So maybe reading this post will help someone out about what you expect to get and what you really get. I stopped into a spa that is well known for its full menu offerings, and when discussing the fun to be had, I became complacent and just assumed it was for the full shebang and paid the usual FS donations. Start with a CBJ but it continued on and on and on. Until I finally spoke up and asked for her to climb on me. That's when she said she couldn't FS and pulled her leg back to show me a tampon string. What the hell. I didn't expect to get money refunded and I didn't cause a scene, but I did let her know I waaaaaay overpaid. I think she knew that too and pulled off the cover and said she will do BBBJ till I popped. She went to work at it but my mind was elsewhere now with the turn of events and the tampon string, so I told her it was okay to stop and finish up the time with a head and neck massage. I only blame myself for the dent in my wallet, not her, because the BJ motion was the only indication she gave. I just assumed there would be more, so my mistake. This was a good reminder for me to make sure I know what I am getting for what I pay. That's why I cherish the providers that don't ask for money upfront and trust you to compensate them accordingly after the deed. Stay safe you Mongrels and don't make the newbie blunder I made.

Definitely never assume FS is on the table. I've experience one extreme (nothing but a legit, covered massage) to the other (full blown FS without any negotiations) and I agree that I prefer to tip accordingly after everything is complete. However, some people don't tip accordingly which is why some want the donation upfront. CM May be an exception to the Assumption Rule though, but YMMV based on many factors.

Check out the Massages section of the forum for more tips (and post some of your own): http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/sh...and-Guidelines.

**Member #7018** · 05-26-17 09:40

Has anyone had any luck recently with the parlors in Seminole county? As far as getting more than the standard ending. I don't get to stop by them much anymore, and was hoping for any suggestions (not enough time to make it to Orange today).

Feel free to pm.

**Pinoboy** · 05-26-17 09:29

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PB if you want to review somebodies review you need to take that to the trap.

A2

**Kilolava** · 05-25-17 23:56

Just thought I would throw out here an incidence that occurred to me recently. Although I have been a longtime AMPster, I recently became complacent about a negotiation and it cost me a few bucks. So maybe reading this post will help someone out about what you expect to get and what you really get. I stopped into a spa that is well known for its full menu offerings, and when discussing the fun to be had, I became complacent and just assumed it was for the full shebang and paid the usual FS donations. Start with a CBJ but it continued on and on and on. Until I finally spoke up and asked for her to climb on me. That's when she said she couldn't FS and pulled her leg back to show me a tampon string. What the hell. I didn't expect to get money refunded and I didn't cause a scene, but I did let her know I waaaaaay overpaid. I think she knew that too and pulled off the cover and said she will do BBBJ till I popped. She went to work at it but my mind was elsewhere now with the turn of events and the tampon string, so I told her it was okay to stop and finish up the time with a head and neck massage. I only blame myself for the dent in my wallet, not her, because the BJ motion was the only indication she gave. I just assumed there would be more, so my mistake. This was a good reminder for me to make sure I know what I am getting for what I pay. That's why I cherish the providers that don't ask for money upfront and trust you to compensate them accordingly after the deed. Stay safe you Mongrels and don't make the newbie blunder I made.