Massage Parlor Reports

[Bige1976]

Visited on Saturday great massage great time together 1 hr 60/40 tip wonderful at the end had coco will repeat.

[UsualSuspect77]

I think it was Lily that had an ass washer pre-installed in the bathroom.

I guess I need to go back. It has been a month or so.

[Niteluvr]

Last week went on a tour of area AMPs, mostly in the late afternoon. Was pretty disappointed.

Rainbow Spa.

Told me there were 2 young girls working, yet made me wait close to 10-15 minutes. Both girls were older, maybe mid to late 40's or even 50's. Large. Passed.

Royal Spa.

Was decent looking normal sized girl (but on the larger side, not spinner), but older. Maybe early 40's or late 30's. Passed.

Chalet Health Spa.

Also promised a young girl. Nope. Larger yet. Not sure what's going on, why everyone is so large and 45-55+.

Last stop, west side, Therapy Plus on the recommendation of the Senior poster before. Finally, an ok looking girl who was slim, spinner type. But kind of a stoner attitude. Honestly, thought the mms was pretty cute, would have taken her in a minute. Told two girls working, but I couldn't choose or see first. Both mms and the girl were probably mid 30's.

60 for the house fee 45 min, 80 for hour. Signs everywhere about no this or that, etc. I was getting worried, but decided, WTF might as well TOFTT. Once the TS started, I was sure more was on offer. Later, massage was ok, but your typical AMP massage, maybe on the better side. Clothes more or less stayed on but went up and came down into the middle. At the end, tipped extra 80 for much more than HE but not FS. Pouty face and I gave in for another 20. I probably overpaid, and was told that since I was new she wasn't "comfortable", maybe next time "more comfortable", and that I should tip 120 for 30 min and 140 for 45/60? Something like that. CIM, though, so I was somewhat satisfied.

Now about getting verified again with EAA, might as well pay another 40-60 for a much better experience.

Good post. Unfortunately, some mongering days go like that. Just try a few other KAMPs when you get a chance and eventually you'll find a gem.

[Niteluvr]

I think I need to get the name of this place so I don't ever get near this lady.

Yuck.

AMP.

Really, you don't want to be the 27th asshole she's licked that day? LOL. I can only imagine what her breath smells like.

[Southside Stan]

I used to go to Dragonfly when they were over on Harvard in the college park area. I've been to the new location a couple of times and reported here. Nothing great but passable. Their house fee is still high at $69 For the hour.

I ran out of short notice options last Friday and ended up back at Dragonfly.

I think I got the only gal working there again. She is older, short and chubby.

Awesome massage with only a little teasing. After the flip she took matters into her own hands. It was a slow, pleasant finish with some eye contact and UTC below.

$100 ish out the door.

[AmpLovr]

Is this the one you PM me about?

I think I need to get the name of this place so I don't ever get near this lady.

Yuck.

AMP.

[SouthHunter]

Is this the one you PM me about?

A few got their ass tossed yesterday LOL. Poor woman, think she has a fetish about eating ass.

[WalterM]

What is this contraption of which you speak?

https://www.amazon.com/Luxe-Bidet-Ne...dp/B00A0RHSJO/

I could be wrong, but I thought Lily's had one in their restroom.

But if the original poster was on the road and needed a less expensive portable solution.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0199BCZWQ

I have a similar one I keep at my desk at work for emergencies. Its worth the $10. Any 1 L bottle supplies plenty of water for all but the worst of situations.

[ActionJohn]

I think Inch erred in giving up the info to us. LOL. When I called they said there was a wait for her for two hours. Then I called a few minutes later and a few times again, and no answer. , THey must have gotten a bunch of calls trying to set up an appointmnet with this same lady. NO wonder they gave you the switcheroo.

As far as ass washing, here is an easy trick. Take a a big bottle of water. Fold your TP in a way where only half of it is dipped in water so it doesnt get shredded when wiping. After you get your ass 95% clean, just place the bottle behind your back when sitting on the toilet and pour the remaining water down your ass crack. Also, while that is going on you have to use your hand(or you can get cheap disposable medical gloves from a multipack) to free up any dingleberries while the water is slowly streaming and then wash off your hand with the remaining water. Go to sink and soap and wash thoroughly your hand. If you do it right with practice, it is not messy. i was in Thailand and it's even better. They got these hand held bidet sprays and it gives you a thorough cleaning. You see them in Home Depot these days.

[Atlantaasian]

Hey guys went to a CAMP that has been discussed on this forum and was surpassed at what I got. Received a good massage but then was able to sample the cooch. Brought my own cover and she is down with BBFS. Trusted friend that are senior members message me for info.

[Atlantaasian]

And it was good. Based on a pm from a senior, packed my shit and went. Stopped at a Starbucks, washed my ass, went to the place. Got on the table, she comes in and straight up kissed my ass and grabbed my cock. Good start. Attempted a massage but I don't need a massage, so, she put her head in between my ass and started licking. I was like, WTF, this can't be real. Hell yeah, she ate that ass for the longest I ever had my ass licked. She pulled her clothes off, I didn't have to even ask or help her. Went down to my balls, licked my shaft, I couldn't take arching up no more and flipped over. She pulled one leg to the side and there she goes again, eating my ass, sucking my balls, Fuck, it was good. Trusted Senior members I talk to can pm for name and place if it will not be placed in public.btw, she takes instructions well. Thanks again, Bro.

Hey Inch,

Thanks for sharing. I called and made an appointment with the girl. I think they did the switcheroo on me because the one I got did not even let me touch her. I may try again next time.

[MrHobbyist]

I wish I was a trusted senior member. Would be good to know where this type of action takes place.

The last place I've been was Lilly in Woodstock. Wasn't anything like this.

But you have to give to receive. Be patient, be active and give some reviews, you'll be a trusted senior member in no time. Keep in mind, you only have to be here 6 months and I think 20 post for Sr. Membership. As for trusted, well that's another story. I don't trust anyone until I can verify they are legit. There are lots of "Sr. Members" on here that have very little credibility in my estimation. Conversely, there are some regular members who have posted reviews, and had other members (more than one) verify the reviews for accuracy and have actively participated, they are more "trusted" than others.

It's also helpful to read the FAQs and peruse the older boards going back a few months. There is a wealth of helpful information and 90% of your questions have been asked and answered (usually several times).

Welcome and have fun, but stay safe.

[MrHobbyist]

I think it was Lily that had an ass washer pre-installed in the bathroom.

What is this contraption of which you speak?

[WalterM]

I wish I was a trusted senior member. Would be good to know where this type of action takes place.

The last place I've been was Lilly in Woodstock. Wasn't anything like this.

I think it was Lily that had an ass washer pre-installed in the bathroom.

[Erik Shawn]

Don't think I can do it without getting a hotel. Unfortunately I live pretty far out.

I don't know, 1.6 to come to you for hour seems good to me.