Massage Parlor Reports

[Johnson686]

Was looking for something new and noticed in the BP massage section a grand opening for an AMP in Danvers, address starts with the number 100. Made an appointment and arrived at the location which is in an office park behind a shopping center. I almost turned around and walked away when granny opened the door, but I figured maybe she was just the mamasan. No luck. Waited awkwardly after undressing in the massage room while she struggled to put a new mattress pad and sheet on the table. I was still hoping for a young girl to come in but it became clear that granny was going to do the massage. We all know that Asian women can look good even into their 40s and sometimes 50s. This one had to be in her 60s at least, chubby and not at all attractive. She mentioned that today was her first day open, and that I was her first customer. Great. Talk about TOFTT. I opted for a medium massage, which was actually pretty good. No tease, and for the first time ever I was actually thinking I didn't want any extras. On the flip she covered me up but continued the massage. Thought I'd just end up with a legit massage, but with 10 minutes left on the clock, she pointedly asked if I was "ok", so I figured, what the hell, I'm here, and I moved her aged, decrepit hand under the towel. She proceeded with a decent standard finish. I didn't try for any touching. Just wasn't feeling it, and it took me a while to finish. Damage was. 7/. 4 but actually she ripped me off of. 1 because initially I gave her. 8 and she never gave me my change.

On the way out I got an enthusiastic "hi" from a fat young girl sittting in a waiting area. She wasn't at all appealing either. There are at least 3 other places in Danvers that are better than this place. I won't repeat.

[JohnBoy69]

And oh BTW I love my raphe locked. LOL.

Hahahahahaha. I am getting re-edumacated in biology 101. Skipped too many classes at "old" English High.

[JohnBoy69]

I'm honestly not sure if JB69 is yanking our collective chains; nonetheless, it's time for a high school health class flashback, y'all!

This photo (courtesy of a big online search engine) should answer all your questions about what's what "down there". Enjoy!

And oh BTW I love my raphe locked. LOL.

[JohnBoy69]

I'm honestly not sure if JB69 is yanking our collective chains; nonetheless, it's time for a high school health class flashback, y'all!

This photo (courtesy of a big online search engine) should answer all your questions about what's what "down there". Enjoy!

Taz, thank you! And I was not playing games or yanking anyone's chain-it was clearly a valuable lesson for me, anyway. I'm old school. Hahaha - you guys are true medical professionals it seems.

[MasajoViro]

Its the area between the asshole and the scrotum / vagina (depending on your sex). Its called the Taint cause 'it aint' ('taint) either area. Some folks respond well to stimulation there, so some providers do so, if only to hurry you up.

This is about as close as you can get to the prostate externally. Massage in this area can be stimulating, if the therapist knows what they are doing. Or it can be uncomfortable if they don't. YMMV, of course.

It is also one of the sites through which a surgeon may elect to reach the prostate for various reasons, cancer and other ailments. Healing would be damned uncomfortable. Be glad they have trans-urethral and robotic surgery techniques these days, should you ever need the doc to poke around down there.

[WillieFudPucke]

...there are no guarantees that the experience will be the same for you as it was for someone else.

We all learn the hard way. Still looking for my unicorn. Every place I go is the exact same.

GILF.

Pay.

Strip.

Rubbed.

Touch.

Tease.

Flip.

Tug.

Pop.

Tip.

Out.

[TEZagat]

Thanks for the education guys! You are intellects, for sure! Can you explain where #1 is again in laymen terms? I am honestly confused!

I'm honestly not sure if JB69 is yanking our collective chains; nonetheless, it's time for a high school health class flashback, y'all!

This photo (courtesy of a big online search engine) should answer all your questions about what's what "down there". Enjoy!

[Sex Rohmer]

Thanks for the education guys! You are intellects, for sure! Can you explain where #1 is again in laymen terms? I am honestly confused!

Its the area between the asshole and the scrotum / vagina (depending on your sex). Its called the Taint cause 'it aint' ('taint) either area. Some folks respond well to stimulation there, so some providers do so, if only to hurry you up.

[JohnBoy69]

1) Correct!

2) There were paper towels and a trash can. I'm a gentleman. Geez.

3) I took some poetic license with "house fee". But kudos for the literal.

4) Yeah, the forum kept changing my punctuation for some reason, so I left it.

Thanks for the education guys! You are intellects, for sure! Can you explain where #1 is again in laymen terms? I am honestly confused!

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[Ric338]

Visited Unique on Wash. Been there a while back and found it to be legit. Had Amy today, a new provider for me. Took half hour. Excellent therapeutic massage with attention as requested to neck, shoulders. Looser with the draping than previous provider with a hint of sensuality (I. E. Long body strokes), but no extra's. Does anyone know if there would there be more in terms of ending, roaming, if I repeated and / or took the hour?

There are no extras to be had here as far as I can tell. There used to be but once the changed ownership / management they went strcitly legit. If you want a stright up massage or reflexology though they are very good, otherwise go elsewhere.

[Vintage68]

Paid a visit to Waverly in Watertown. Discreet parking in the back, ring bell at the door. Greeted by 40-something somewhat attractive Asian, wearing tight red dress and some cleavage. Good sign. Was led to a room where e walls do not go to ceiling. Opted for the hour at 60. About ten minutes in another customer comes in and he is placed in e room right next to mine. I can hear everything being said and going on, to include his negotiation for tip and the sloshing sound of his HJ. Major distraction.

The place overall looks lived in, with dirty laundry strewn about and food cooking in another room. Reminds me a little of WW in Waltham. Anyway, massage was good overall. Good hands and elbows. Little strong for my taste but she put in some work. Very short tease and it was on to the flip. HJ was decent with some kissing of my nipples. Got her to take her top off for some UTC roaming and boob play / sucking. But the noise in the next room was distracting me so I asked if she would provide BJ. Negotiations worked to her favor and we agreed on 100 for BBBJ. Which was fine since she worked hard on the massage and HJ and put in effort to act interested. Took a while but finally popped. Got the standard clean up and I was on my way. For another few bucks there are better options if you are a full service guy, but if you want a real massage froman attractive girl and some extras it is getting harder to find.

[TEZagat]

OK, I'll bite. The answers to today's quiz:

1) perineum: "the area in front of the anus extending to the fourchette of the vulva in the female and to the scrotum in the male" aka, the taint.

2) probably all over the floor, massage table, and his shoe.

3) short for "vigorish," Italian: what you pay the bookie or interest to a moneylender. If it sounds illegal, it probably is.

4) TLDR; (usually written with a semicolin, not a period) a geek term meaning "Too Long Don't Read. " In other words, "here's the summary of the previous blather. ".

1) Correct!

2) There were paper towels and a trash can. I'm a gentleman. Geez.

3) I took some poetic license with "house fee". But kudos for the literal.

4) Yeah, the forum kept changing my punctuation for some reason, so I left it.

[Jon Gris]

LEO gets a lot of latitude making their case. They can grab people coming out and the average every day citizen doesn't know what their rights are and aren't. The other issue here is they have turned the worlds oldest profession into a headline grabbing crime now known as Human Trafficking. They have Victim Advocates Social Workers and all other sorts of Social programs rolled into it and its a huge PR boost for the local agencies so its going to get bigger.

I had a run in coming out of a hotel a while back. Please PM me if you want the details.

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