Massage Parlor Reports

[AsianK]

Was the 8th ave girls playful or pure business?

Pure business. I didn't even get a water to go.

[DemTittiez]

Nothing is good near the airport. The better AMPs are in edmonds, everett, and lynnwod area. Most girls are over 40. Check rubmaps, you might be able to find what you're looking for.

Ah. I was hoping the pickings wouldn't be as slim as much as my friend talks about the Asian population up there being massive. Thanks for the response.

[RockChalk]

Hey hey hey, I'm not sure what experiences LCB has had with Chinese MPs, but a lot of us feel that they are mechanical, and not as playful. In other words all business.

K-girls, J-girls Thais and V-girls are very playful. You'll see that as you visit and explore more places. In fact if you could visit Thailand or the Philippines you'll never be the same. Enjoy your time and have fun. Be safe.

Now, I know exactly what you are talking about! Actually NEEDED a good massage yesterday after a long, strenuous day at work, so knowing that Lucy at Soft Bay and Cindy at Sakura both give great LMT-type massages plus some additional tom foolery, I chose to go see Lucy as she won the tiebreaker based on being FAR younger and MUCH cuter.

Stopped in at Soft Bay and asked the MMS to see Lucy. She said she would "call" her and it would only be a couple of minutes. I stayed downstairs for a couple of minutes and then was summoned upstairs by the MMS. Somehow, magically Lucy appeared without coming from the outside of the small building. Made me think that she might actually live on-site.

Anyway, she remembered me from the other night and gave me an awesome massage to my aching lower back. Post-flip she massaged my sore quads and then moved her way up. She was totally cool with me exploring her below the waist OTC, so I played with her ass and massaged between her legs (no charge for my massage services!

As she was massaging my mid-frontal region, I sat up and asked her if she would sit on the table between my legs during this portion of the massage. She looked at me like I was a complete lunatic and seemed to lose any and all of her acquired English! I patted the table with my hands to show her where I would like her to sit. She must have harkened back to her days studying English through Rosetta Stone because she quickly came up with the word "no".

At that point, I was by no means in a position to press the issue as I wanted a happy resolution to my "stiff situation," so I sat back and let her continue. I then went back to exploring with my roving hands, but when I tried to reach under her blouse, I was quickly and sternly rebuffed. For someone with a nice rack, she wanted no part of me touching her there.

It was a bit of a buzzkill and that portion of the massage took longer than it otherwise would have because of it. I was hoping that a repeat visit so soon would have given me a little more license on the reciprocal massage, but not even close. She was strictly business and was anything but playful. On the 1-10 "playful" scale, she was a negative 7.

Time to find another more playful provider when I am looking for a less therapeutic massage. My back did feel a lot better afterward and I was quite relaxed for my $ (. 6 fee for 1-hour massage + . 4 tip of my own choosing as it was never mentioned), but I would like a little more fun thrown in to the massage mix.

Can anyone point me to a Thai parlor (no BP or TNA provider) this side of Thailand?

[DL1230]

I'm coming in soon on business and will be near SEA-TAC airport. Is there any place close by that's any good / younger girls than I'm used to in NC (mostly late 40's /50's)?

Nothing is good near the airport. The better AMPs are in edmonds, everett, and lynnwod area. Most girls are over 40. Check rubmaps, you might be able to find what you're looking for.

[skeetm]

So this past weekend I was in the Seattle area. Read a few reviews here about a prostate massage. I had one only once before in Japan, it was a nice experience. Once I saw how far Shoreline was and how bad the traffic was I decide to look else where. 10 more minutes north and you're in Lynnwood. So I opened RM (free mbr), found two place close by Tulip and T&L. So I chose the closer one. Well worth the trip, . 6 for TS and massage, . 8 for all you can eat Senior mbrs can PM for details.

[Gatsbyb8]

Visited seattle for 4 days. Was in Chinatown for 3 of those days. My first spot was on 8th ave. Good looking girl in short black dress received me at the door. She ushers me into the room and knew why I was there. $. 60 all in for FS. Disappointing factor was the walls went 3/4 of the way. You can hear the guy in the next room busting his nut. 2nd /3rd spots were on Jackson ave. Either A. I expected too much after my first spot, or B. These girls were too cautious. I attempted to go to euro / elite. But both places claimed they were closed at midnight. Just their setups seemed like what I am use to seeing at the best places. 2 door entry system with a small window. Until next time, stay safe mongers.

Was the 8th ave girls playful or pure business?

[LCB]

Yeah, I think you guys are both correct. Like I said previously, I have not had the best of luck or service with Chinese massage joints. They tend to be Rub & Tug only & have bad attitudes, I'm generalizing & do realize there are exceptions to everything. I'm also not very attracted to Chinese women. Thai, Filipino & Vietnamese are my top picks. I also like Korean women, but they wouldn't be my first pick based on attraction. Skeetm is correct, the previously mentioned Asian nationalities tend to be quite friendly & "Playful. " I also believe & agree that after spending time in a variety of Asian countries, you will be forever spoiled.

-LCB.

Hey hey hey, I'm not sure what experiences LCB has had with Chinese MPs, but a lot of us feel that they are mechanical, and not as playful. In other words all business.

K-girls, J-girls Thais and V-girls are very playful. You'll see that as you visit and explore more places. In fact if you could visit Thailand or the Philippines you'll never be the same. Enjoy your time and have fun. Be safe.

[skeetm]

Still being green in the world of mongering, what about Chinese MPs make them less appealing than shops featuring Korean or Thai girls?

Are Chinese MPs generally considered to be limited to are&T as opposed to the FS menu found at other establishments? I love a good are&T as much, if not more, than the next guy, but a more varied, less clothed menu is always nice.

Hey hey hey, I'm not sure what experiences LCB has had with Chinese MPs, but a lot of us feel that they are mechanical, and not as playful. In other words all business.

K-girls, J-girls Thais and V-girls are very playful. You'll see that as you visit and explore more places. In fact if you could visit Thailand or the Philippines you'll never be the same. Enjoy your time and have fun. Be safe.

[RockChalk]

Ha, Ha, Yeah RockChalk, sorry to blow that out before you got there! Just kidding, man. I've never been there. I generally wouldn't waste my time on Chinese massage joints. There have been exceptions in the past, but overall, I haven't had the best of luck with the Chinese MPs.

-LCB.

Still being green in the world of mongering, what about Chinese MPs make them less appealing than shops featuring Korean or Thai girls?

Are Chinese MPs generally considered to be limited to are&T as opposed to the FS menu found at other establishments? I love a good are&T as much, if not more, than the next guy, but a more varied, less clothed menu is always nice.

[AsianK]

Visited seattle for 4 days. Was in Chinatown for 3 of those days. My first spot was on 8th ave. Good looking girl in short black dress received me at the door. She ushers me into the room and knew why I was there. $. 60 all in for FS. Disappointing factor was the walls went 3/4 of the way. You can hear the guy in the next room busting his nut. 2nd /3rd spots were on Jackson ave. Either A. I expected too much after my first spot, or B. These girls were too cautious. I attempted to go to euro / elite. But both places claimed they were closed at midnight. Just their setups seemed like what I am use to seeing at the best places. 2 door entry system with a small window. Until next time, stay safe mongers.

[LCB]

Ha, Ha, Yeah— RockChalk, sorry to blow that out before you got there! Just kidding, man. I've never been there. I generally wouldn't waste my time on Chinese massage joints. There have been exceptions in the past, but overall, I haven't had the best of luck with the Chinese MPs.

I would like to find some steady Thai, Vietnamese or Filipino providers. Years back, there were some great Thai ladies in Kirkland, but that was quite a while ago. I've seen some other BP, Thai ladies posting & it looks like they're in Bel-Red and Renton. Interesting, but I'd rather not go to the east side.

Have a good one!

-LCB.

Great story! I, like you, have recently stumbled into the land of the mongers. One of my favorite hobbies, much better than collecting baseball cards!

Curious your experience with H2 O Spa in Lake City. My first experience ever with an AMP was at H2 O. I stumbled in there when I had stopped at Papa Murphy's for some pizza. I ended up going there 3 times and each time I thought it would end far happier than it did, based upon the grazing of the boys, no towel, etc. But, alas, there was no happy ending to speak of, although my first ever table shower afterward was enjoyable despite me being way too long for it. I since have moved on to other sources of massage happiness.

Tonight, I visited Soft Bay Spa in Lake City and saw Lucy. Young and pretty, she gives a great massage. A limited menu, I imagine, but I had a very happy experience on the receiving end of Lucy's strong hands.

There was an interesting moment before I was led upstairs when Lucy was leading her customer down the stairs while I sat on the couch in the open lobby. The gentleman looked at me with what might be described as the mongers' grin and said, "Have a good night". I said "Thanks. You, too. " All I could think was, "I wonder if that was LCB or GreyJake?

[DemTittiez]

I'm coming in soon on business and will be near SEA-TAC airport. Is there any place close by that's any good / younger girls than I'm used to in NC (mostly late 40's /50's)?

[GreyJake]

Great story! I, like you, have recently stumbled into the land of the mongers. One of my favorite hobbies, much better than collecting baseball cards!

Curious your experience with H2 O Spa in Lake City. My first experience ever with an AMP was at H2 O. I stumbled in there when I had stopped at Papa Murphy's for some pizza. I ended up going there 3 times and each time I thought it would end far happier than it did, based upon the grazing of the boys, no towel, etc. But, alas, there was no happy ending to speak of, although my first ever table shower afterward was enjoyable despite me being way too long for it. I since have moved on to other sources of massage happiness.

Tonight, I visited Soft Bay Spa in Lake City and saw Lucy. Young and pretty, she gives a great massage. A limited menu, I imagine, but I had a very happy experience on the receiving end of Lucy's strong hands.

There was an interesting moment before I was led upstairs when Lucy was leading her customer down the stairs while I sat on the couch in the open lobby. The gentleman looked at me with what might be described as the mongers' grin and said, "Have a good night". I said "Thanks. You, too. " All I could think was, "I wonder if that was LCB or GreyJake?

Wasn't me, RockChalk! In fact, I've never been to Soft Bay.

[RockChalk]

Great story! I, like you, have recently stumbled into the land of the mongers. One of my favorite hobbies, much better than collecting baseball cards!

Curious your experience with H2 O Spa in Lake City. My first experience ever with an AMP was at H2 O. I stumbled in there when I had stopped at Papa Murphy's for some pizza. I ended up going there 3 times and each time I thought it would end far happier than it did, based upon the grazing of the boys, no towel, etc. But, alas, there was no happy ending to speak of, although my first ever table shower afterward was enjoyable despite me being way too long for it. I since have moved on to other sources of massage happiness.

Tonight, I visited Soft Bay Spa in Lake City and saw Lucy. Young and pretty, she gives a great massage. A limited menu, I imagine, but I had a very happy experience on the receiving end of Lucy's strong hands.

There was an interesting moment before I was led upstairs when Lucy was leading her customer down the stairs while I sat on the couch in the open lobby. The gentleman looked at me with what might be described as the mongers' grin and said, "Have a good night". I said "Thanks. You, too. " All I could think was, "I wonder if that was LCB or GreyJake?

New to the hobby and this site. You've already provided me with great advice. Thanks.

A little over a month ago I inadvertently had my first professional HE. I had been going to a Chinese foot spa in the Ranch 99 market in Edmonds for reflexology and it was okay, but most of all it was cheap. When I was wandering around the new Asian shopping center at 130th and Aurora one Saturday afternoon, I happened upon the L Spa, located inside the center next to a cafe. There was a menu on the door and they listed similar items to the Ranch 99 place for only a little bit more. I decided to give them a try.

Upon entering I am surprised, in my naivete, to find no customers on any of the four or five foot massage tables. I approach the desk and talk to one of two middle-aged Chinese women, neither of whom you'd look twice at on the street. I settle on a combo half-hour foot massage and hour body massage. The younger of the two women (but not by much) takes me over to the foot table and gives me a wholly adequate foot rub. Then she beckons me into a private room, tells me to disrobe and leaves. On the massage table is a small white towel. I have had plenty of legit, conventional massages and I know that towel is too small to cover me so I keep my underwear on and lie on the table.

She comes back in and scolds me for leaving my shorts on and tells me to take them off. "First time get massage?" I take them off and get back on the table, humbled and confused. She then asks about pressure ("Hard") and proceeds to give me a very credible massage. But she keeps moving that towel around and gets very close to my boys on multiple occasions. I try everything I can to keep from getting stiff, thinking about work, baseball, math problems, all to no avail. When she tells me to turn over I think she's going to notice it for sure.

She rubs my chest and my stomach and starts working my inner thighs. I look like I've surrendered because that towel is waving around like a white flag. She points to my flagstaff and cocks an eyebrow. I nod, she whisks the towel away, gets some more lotion and then gives me the fastest, most intense HJ in my life. I get a little loud just before I finish and she shushes me. She cleans me up, tells me we're done, and leaves. I get dressed, stagger out to the front and pay. Apparently a .25 tip isn't enough. I give her another .2 and leave.

It took me a while to figure out that what happened wasn't an aberration but the whole point of the business. Then I started noticing massage places wherever I went. Being a modern man, I figured there must be information about them on the web, which led me to this site. In the past month, I've tried a few other places which I'll try to report on soon, including H20 on Lake City Way, Symmetry on Greenwood, Sakura, and Elite. The learning curve has been stiff, I mean steep, but thoroughly enjoyable.

[DonBruhaha]

New to the hobby and this site. You've already provided me with great advice. Thanks.

A little over a month ago I inadvertently had my first professional HE. I had been going to a Chinese foot spa in the Ranch 99 market in Edmonds for reflexology and it was okay, but most of all it was cheap. When I was wandering around the new Asian shopping center at 130th and Aurora one Saturday afternoon, I happened upon the L Spa, located inside the center next to a cafe. There was a menu on the door and they listed similar items to the Ranch 99 place for only a little bit more. I decided to give them a try.

Upon entering I am surprised, in my naivete, to find no customers on any of the four or five foot massage tables. I approach the desk and talk to one of two middle-aged Chinese women, neither of whom you'd look twice at on the street. I settle on a combo half-hour foot massage and hour body massage. The younger of the two women (but not by much) takes me over to the foot table and gives me a wholly adequate foot rub. Then she beckons me into a private room, tells me to disrobe and leaves. On the massage table is a small white towel. I have had plenty of legit, conventional massages and I know that towel is too small to cover me so I keep my underwear on and lie on the table.

She comes back in and scolds me for leaving my shorts on and tells me to take them off. "First time get massage?" I take them off and get back on the table, humbled and confused. She then asks about pressure ("Hard") and proceeds to give me a very credible massage. But she keeps moving that towel around and gets very close to my boys on multiple occasions. I try everything I can to keep from getting stiff, thinking about work, baseball, math problems, all to no avail. When she tells me to turn over I think she's going to notice it for sure.

She rubs my chest and my stomach and starts working my inner thighs. I look like I've surrendered because that towel is waving around like a white flag. She points to my flagstaff and cocks an eyebrow. I nod, she whisks the towel away, gets some more lotion and then gives me the fastest, most intense HJ in my life. I get a little loud just before I finish and she shushes me. She cleans me up, tells me we're done, and leaves. I get dressed, stagger out to the front and pay. Apparently a .25 tip isn't enough. I give her another .2 and leave.

It took me a while to figure out that what happened wasn't an aberration but the whole point of the business. Then I started noticing massage places wherever I went. Being a modern man, I figured there must be information about them on the web, which led me to this site. In the past month, I've tried a few other places which I'll try to report on soon, including H20 on Lake City Way, Symmetry on Greenwood, Sakura, and Elite. The learning curve has been stiff, I mean steep, but thoroughly enjoyable.