Massage Parlor Reports

[ChicagoCat99]

Sounds like a good way to go. Better than dying at a hospital with tubes all over you. If playing with a provider kills me, then so be it.

Not necessarily, Ron.

I guess I have near death experience.

It's like fire work in your brain in painful way.

I am 43 and it started when I 40.

P.S. :

Hey, guys,

Please read my review and see if you can try Anna (Russian girl in Palatine).

She is the most prettiest MT so far.

It's $55 for first time customer, anyway.

She is independent girl owning her office and study nursing.

I felt like she is looking for a husband.

(I paid her $55 for 1 hr. Then, I paid $40 for 30 min extra. Her eyes changed.)

She actually let my pain went away.

[Datsurman]

Never heard of an LMP giving table showers. Just to make sure we are on the same page, we are talking about an Asian style, full body table shower done by the LMT?

Today I called another Latina place I found on backpage.

(About 1 mile east from Vida on Belmont).

I had to go back of the building.

When I knocked the door, one small, but nice looking Latina girl came (Anna).

It's was $50 an hour, but surprisingly even table shower is included.

I should have gotten TS first, but she suggested to take it later since there will be oil.

(I kind of regret now since her shower was good.).

In general, I feel comfortable since only small door was available on the back. Different than Luna's place, no traffic sound.

I got naked and found the towel is small.

It did not cover me well and she asked if she can take it off.

While she massaged me, suddenly she pushed her vagina on my hands. Teasing and touching started.

She said extra is available from $50-$120.

I told her that I have $50 cash, so she gave me hand job.

She mourned to stimulate me and I touched her breasts and pussy.

Nice finish.

I think total massage time was about 45 minutes including TS.

(There is clock in the room.)

Nice young Latina girls.

Would repeat.

P.S. :

Anna gave me her personal cell phone number.

She said they will move in a month.


P.S.:

I notice that these MT girls are pretty happy about me.

I do not choose expensive place, but I give all I have (Usually massage + tip = $100 total).

I take shower at home before going.

Once I am in, I become obedient and follow their suggestion.

(I don't ask more service or negotiate price down.)

Once you get their numbers, you can meet them outside, so hope this helps.

[ChicagoCat99]

Thanks guys for the posts. This forum continues to provide a wealth of information on many levels. I personally appreciate it and will try to help if I can. Brad hope all is well.

Thank you.

I am not looking for HE any more, so I can try even more places from now.

If I do, I will provide link and tell what happened.

Thank you, guys!

[Datsurman]

3.) it's a rare girl that will let you fuck her when she's menstrating.

I just threw up a little bit. Got to get that image out of my head.

Otherwise, really good recommendations.

[Bsuh69]

Went to elegant on Grand, forget the name of the girl I saw, but she was definitely not attractive, half assed massage and 80 for a Saran wrap treatment (the Saran wrap was much better than expected, it was a first for me)! I would much rather see Tina there for looks at least.

[Ron M]

Thank you, E.

Did you know that actually a lot of people die during sex?

It's called Boksangsa in Korean. Also, called sweet death or saddle death in English.

Officially, it's 1% of total death, but people believe it's more since people usually hide it.

If someone suddenly die for cardiac arrest or brain seizure one day, that could be it.

Let me stay away from HE for a while.

Sounds like a good way to go. Better than dying at a hospital with tubes all over you. If playing with a provider kills me, then so be it.

[Bsuh69]

Long time lurker, figured I'd jump in finally. Saw Vicki at Belmont, youngish Japanese girl, mediocre but not terrible massage, CBJ finish, she put in some really good work so I gave her 100 instead of agreed upon 80, would definitely repeat.

[Crikiter]

Thank you, E.

Did you know that actually a lot of people die during sex?

It's called Boksangsa in Korean. Also, called sweet death or saddle death in English.

Officially, it's 1% of total death, but people believe it's more since people usually hide it.

If someone suddenly die for cardiac arrest or brain seizure one day, that could be it.

Let me stay away from HE for a while.

Thanks guys for the posts. This forum continues to provide a wealth of information on many levels. I personally appreciate it and will try to help if I can. Brad hope all is well.

[Castlerae]

I love to stop by this place whenever I make a business trip. MMS is super sweet. Quite a few nice providers here. Hard to choose which ones to be my masseuse. I got a new bee Soo today. She looked young, little plumpy. She had those doe eyes. She has great massage skills. Went from soft to firm massage. Mixed up from tapping to kneading. I felt like a doughboy being rolled up LOL. On the flip she saw I was standing at attention. Asked her to take care of it. She nodded her head in agreement.

She got naked for me and the most I got to do with her body was touch and rub her ass and it was really sensual. I had to ask her to give me a nice CBJ and she admitted that gave a really good one. Built up a good rhythm before the finish. She is worth a visit. Will be back.

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...11-25/49347787

I'm guessing admin has their suspicions about you. Loved that nice, added tab, BTW, admin!

[E2304]

Thank you, E.

Did you know that actually a lot of people die during sex?

It's called Boksangsa in Korean. Also, called sweet death or saddle death in English.

Officially, it's 1% of total death, but people believe it's more since people usually hide it.

If someone suddenly die for cardiac arrest or brain seizure one day, that could be it.

Let me stay away from HE for a while.

Please tell me the outside of HE your BP is OK.

[ChicagoCat99]

For most people elevated blood pressure is SYMPTOM-LESS, which is why it is a silent killer. The only exception is when blood pressure gets so high that it starts causing End Organ Damage. This is called MALIGNANT HYPERTENSION and is very dangerous. Symptoms of malignant hypertension can mimic other disease processes and can present with blurred or altered vision, headache, dizziness, confusion, delirium. Untreated it can lead to hemorrhagic stroke (bleeding in the brain), accelerated kidney failure, heart attack and other nice things. It generally doesn't occur before blood pressure is over 200/100 mmHg.

Hypertension is often at harmful levels (over the long run) with the patient feeling "fine". It is like diabetes in that the closer to perfect levels the better for you. Under most conditions it is well managed with medications that are affordable and without severe side-effects. The days of rampant impotence from BP meds are long past. There are rare occasions where BP is difficult to control but for most of us we can live equally happy but longer and healthier lives with good control.

With the Affordable Care Act most people, and certainly all Mongers can afford to see a doctor and get appropriate medication. If you are not well controlled under a doctors care you are slowly killing yourself. Hypertension severe enough to cause symptoms CANNOT be controlled without medication. Most hospitals have a referral number to caregivers who are accepting patients in their systems.

You should also question your diagnosis of "hypertension" as the symptoms you describe can be related to other issues, anything from heart disease to anxiety / depression. (This is if you are diagnosing yourself.) If you truly have difficult to control blood pressure despite 3-4 medications you need to see a specialist.

Peace,

E.

Thank you, E.

Did you know that actually a lot of people die during sex?

It's called Boksangsa in Korean. Also, called sweet death or saddle death in English.

Officially, it's 1% of total death, but people believe it's more since people usually hide it.

If someone suddenly die for cardiac arrest or brain seizure one day, that could be it.

Let me stay away from HE for a while.

[ChicagoCat99]

Brad, I do not want to dissuade you from getting massages and even more so not dissuade you from reporting on them but when you mentioned hypertension before I first thought it is an euphemism for something or you are being satirical. But now i see you do mean the real thing. It is a serious health condition alright but effectively treatable for most people. There are quite a few medicines that will bring it down (e. g. Lisnopril). Just go to a general practitioner immediately and get a prescription. These medicines do not cost much and they are a sure fire way to treat hypertension. It is a very common disease, 1 in 3 American adults have it. Also, get a home blood pressure measuring kit which costs around $50-$75 just about the cost of a massage before tips

https://www.cdc.gov/bloodpressure/faqs.htm

All the best.

I really appreciate this, Sam.

Both my mother and I are thin and don't drink or smoke.

Once any drink comes in, I feel my skull is bursting.

All the blood come up to brain.

Let me go for legit massage for a while.

[RubMonger]

I love to stop by this place whenever I make a business trip. MMS is super sweet. Quite a few nice providers here. Hard to choose which ones to be my masseuse. I got a new bee Soo today. She looked young, little plumpy. She had those doe eyes. She has great massage skills. Went from soft to firm massage. Mixed up from tapping to kneading. I felt like a doughboy being rolled up LOL. On the flip she saw I was standing at attention. Asked her to take care of it. She nodded her head in agreement.

She got naked for me and the most I got to do with her body was touch and rub her ass and it was really sensual. I had to ask her to give me a nice CBJ and she admitted that gave a really good one. Built up a good rhythm before the finish. She is worth a visit. Will be back.

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...11-25/49347787

[Mannheim]

7500 block Addison


An apartment. Only got a HJ. Was denied on everything else. Will never return. Latina was a 5/10,40-45-ish.

[E2304]

Brad, I do not want to dissuade you from getting massages and even more so not dissuade you from reporting on them but when you mentioned hypertension before I first thought it is an euphemism for something or you are being satirical. But now i see you do mean the real thing. It is a serious health condition alright but effectively treatable for most people. There are quite a few medicines that will bring it down (e. g. Lisnopril). Just go to a general practitioner immediately and get a prescription. These medicines do not cost much and they are a sure fire way to treat hypertension. It is a very common disease, 1 in 3 American adults have it. Also, get a home blood pressure measuring kit which costs around $50-$75 just about the cost of a massage before tips

https://www.cdc.gov/bloodpressure/faqs.htm

All the best.

For most people elevated blood pressure is SYMPTOM-LESS, which is why it is a silent killer. The only exception is when blood pressure gets so high that it starts causing End Organ Damage. This is called MALIGNANT HYPERTENSION and is very dangerous. Symptoms of malignant hypertension can mimic other disease processes and can present with blurred or altered vision, headache, dizziness, confusion, delirium. Untreated it can lead to hemorrhagic stroke (bleeding in the brain), accelerated kidney failure, heart attack and other nice things. It generally doesn't occur before blood pressure is over 200/100 mmHg.

Hypertension is often at harmful levels (over the long run) with the patient feeling "fine". It is like diabetes in that the closer to perfect levels the better for you. Under most conditions it is well managed with medications that are affordable and without severe side-effects. The days of rampant impotence from BP meds are long past. There are rare occasions where BP is difficult to control but for most of us we can live equally happy but longer and healthier lives with good control.

With the Affordable Care Act most people, and certainly all Mongers can afford to see a doctor and get appropriate medication. If you are not well controlled under a doctors care you are slowly killing yourself. Hypertension severe enough to cause symptoms CANNOT be controlled without medication. Most hospitals have a referral number to caregivers who are accepting patients in their systems.

You should also question your diagnosis of "hypertension" as the symptoms you describe can be related to other issues, anything from heart disease to anxiety / depression. (This is if you are diagnosing yourself.) If you truly have difficult to control blood pressure despite 3-4 medications you need to see a specialist.

Peace,

E.