Massage Parlor Reports

**Chicago2342** · 03-25-17 17:02

Been busy lately, still haven't taken the full dive over to the other side, but went to Dragon this past Sunday.

It's a little north of the city. 65 door fee. I saw a more attractive mp when walking in (Emily, found out later for those trying) but she was in a session, told me to try older looking MP. She wasn't that bad looking. Massage was legit, walking on back, felt to me like it lasted a good 45.

Now what I will say about this woman was she couldn't speak much english but man. She provided the most ass play I've had without ever paying for a prostate massage. If it's not your thing, I get it. But it was a lot of fun. On flip, took direction well, at one point told me to calm down and relax while she went to work. More was avail, didn't try. Got TS added at end for 10 more. Total damage $. 35 ish. I'll probably go back to try to get Emily sometime soon.

Can any Seniors or even regs that have tried give me some detail on the youwannasee me chicks (I. E. Price / screen / service).

Thanks.

**Walker333** · 03-25-17 09:47

Originally Posted by CougarBait [View Original Post]

I just finished a session with Maria at Logan and my God this girl is MY total package. Maybe not everyone else's, but literally the girl of my dreams.

She came out in tight jeans and a short t-shirt with her belly exposed. Her hair is dyed an unnatural red which I absolutely love. She's got her tongue pierced as well as several other piercings on other parts of her body.

She has numerous tattoos at all sorts of different places.

She's 5'2, 115, little spinner.

She is thin but her body is a little soft and her small tits are a little droopy. So she doesn't have that banging' tight body of an 18 year old, but she's still sexy as hell.

Her face is absolutely gorgeous.

She does offer BBBJ but no CIM or COF. I did not inquire about FS.

What was the damage?

**ChicagoCat99** · 03-25-17 02:06

Originally Posted by CougarBait [View Original Post]

I just finished a session with Maria at Logan and my God this girl is MY total package. Maybe not everyone else's, but literally the girl of my dreams.

She came out in tight jeans and a short t-shirt with her belly exposed. Her hair is dyed an unnatural red which I absolutely love. She's got her tongue pierced as well as several other piercings on other parts of her body.

She has numerous tattoos at all sorts of different places.

She's 5'2, 115, little spinner.

She is thin but her body is a little soft and her small tits are a little droopy. So she doesn't have that banging' tight body of an 18 year old, but she's still sexy as hell.

Her face is absolutely gorgeous.

She does offer BBBJ but no CIM or COF. I did not inquire about FS.

Thank you very much for sharing.

Personally, I do not like a person with tattoo or piercing.

Let me skip logan square.

**CougarBait** · 03-24-17 14:58

Originally Posted by TheWoodButcher [View Original Post]

Anyone been to see these ladies recently? Haven't been in years, but always had a fantastic time when I did partake.

I just finished a session with Maria at Logan and my God this girl is MY total package. Maybe not everyone else's, but literally the girl of my dreams.

She came out in tight jeans and a short t-shirt with her belly exposed. Her hair is dyed an unnatural red which I absolutely love. She's got her tongue pierced as well as several other piercings on other parts of her body.

She has numerous tattoos at all sorts of different places.

She's 5'2, 115, little spinner.

She is thin but her body is a little soft and her small tits are a little droopy. So she doesn't have that banging' tight body of an 18 year old, but she's still sexy as hell.

Her face is absolutely gorgeous.

She does offer BBBJ but no CIM or COF. I did not inquire about FS.

**Popcans** · 03-23-17 14:06

Originally Posted by Stagebandman [View Original Post]

Does anyone know what happened to Denise whose website was "I Pamper You" from Bartlett? A big girl (but then, I'm a big guy), but I had a good relationship with her about 3 times a year. Then a couple of years ago she disappeared. Any clues as to where she is now?

Moved to Texas. I did find her on facebook, a year or so ago.

**Stagebandman** · 03-23-17 02:03

Does anyone know what happened to Denise whose website was "I Pamper You" from Bartlett? A big girl (but then, I'm a big guy), but I had a good relationship with her about 3 times a year. Then a couple of years ago she disappeared. Any clues as to where she is now?

**Walker333** · 03-22-17 09:05

Originally Posted by BradId24 [View Original Post]

Today, I checked massage section in backpage.

Surprisingly, most of prices are much higher than $65 an hour there.

And, then, I found one ad showing $60 for 45 minutes and set up appointment for 7:00 pm.

When I was at the address, I found covered door as if it's in construction.

When I knocked the door, one nice latina came out.

Her name was Luna and prettiest and youngers (26) therapist so far.

Her massage was hard, but my towel went away in 10 minutes.

When she massaged my hands, she put them between her breasts.

(The biggest breasts I have ever had so far.).

Then, she asked me flip over.

I put towel on my belly since it was a bit cold.

She looked at my penis, but massaged me everywhere.

Then, she whispered, "We can have some fun for $50. ".

I told her that I have $40 and she smiled "OK".

(I brought $100 total.).

She used lotion to erect my penis. Then, she used oil to play with it.

She put one breast out and I sucked all along.

(It was like my head size.).

Nice finish. She was happy since I was obedient and we had nice hug.

She had more likely white American face than latina. Definitely I will be back since 4-5 girls there as well.

P.S. :

This photo was really her.

It was rare someone looks better than photo.

Facility was not that great.

Traffic sound.

Crowded with 4-5 girls.

No covered ceiling in the room.

Like half built facility.

Is this MP or an apartment?

**Dr Manhattan** · 03-22-17 00:15

Hoping into my way-back machine with this question. Does anyone remember a place that may have been called "Holistic Massage," 10 minutes north of the Loop?

(This is at least 15 years ago).

Run by an Asian woman named Janet, who would hire attractive European and Latin American college students for massage. Is that place, or some incarnation of it, still around? It would be nice to get some FBSM from a college student without it being an SB / SD investment.

**ChicagoCat99** · 03-21-17 22:50

Today, I checked massage section in backpage.

Surprisingly, most of prices are much higher than $65 an hour there.

And, then, I found one ad showing $60 for 45 minutes and set up appointment for 7:00 pm.

When I was at the address, I found covered door as if it's in construction.

When I knocked the door, one nice latina came out.

Her name was Luna and prettiest and youngers (26) therapist so far.

Her massage was hard, but my towel went away in 10 minutes.

When she massaged my hands, she put them between her breasts.

(The biggest breasts I have ever had so far.).

Then, she asked me flip over.

I put towel on my belly since it was a bit cold.

She looked at my penis, but massaged me everywhere.

Then, she whispered, "We can have some fun for $50. ".

I told her that I have $40 and she smiled "OK".

(I brought $100 total.).

She used lotion to erect my penis. Then, she used oil to play with it.

She put one breast out and I sucked all along.

(It was like my head size.).

Nice finish. She was happy since I was obedient and we had nice hug.

She had more likely white American face than latina. Definitely I will be back since 4-5 girls there as well.

P.S. :

This photo was really her.

It was rare someone looks better than photo.

Facility was not that great.

Traffic sound.

Crowded with 4-5 girls.

No covered ceiling in the room.

Like half built facility.

**Walker333** · 03-21-17 18:00

Originally Posted by Jtacci [View Original Post]

Can you PM your suggestions?

IMO people here start with reporting, and not with the question in the very first tread. Moreover, I assume that philosophy behind this site is not just information exchange, but rather contribution of each member to the whole community of members.

**CafeRaceritali** · 03-20-17 23:00

I took a trip out to a Thai Massage place I found on Chicago, about a block from the Brown line. Used to be Lang's Ocean massage. Anyway, went in, was asked name. The girl seemed surprised that I showed up without calling first. She took me to the massage room and I asked for a table shower. She said no table shower, then made it clear that "we ONLY offer massage. " When she told me there was no table shower, I asked for my money back and left. Was a legit place. I'm sure the massage would have been outstanding. I did not stick around to find out.

**Jtacci** · 03-20-17 17:23

Originally Posted by Walker333 [View Original Post]

So, at what pLace did you get your massage a few weeks ago?

You may PM.

Can you PM your suggestions?

**StanleyStankas** · 03-19-17 20:31

Originally Posted by E6671 [View Original Post]

I second that. When I first started researching to start in this hobby I also had signed up for Rub Maps. I found most of the information old and outdated. What I like most about USAG is the wealth of information here if you take the time to read. When I have decided to venture out when traveling for work I will read up on the local board for a couple weeks before. Also I have learned so much from the SUPER SENIORS here over the years. You won't get that from the other sites.

The interaction here is key! Information extremely helpful of course, however the communication with established members is perfect-imo. Other sites like listcrawler I find non productive (even though it is a BP placement of sorts). I have left comments with questions and they just sit there w / no answers. Plus I like this site here better than eccie as well. I don't like forums where you ask a question or make a comment and the regulars are all over you for dumb sh*t like "why don't you paragraph", etc. My comment would be why don't you get a life? I have had very valid points and valued additions to certain sites but I got shot down over non paragraphing! It's an f and free forum! Thanks for all that help here. Many have connected on pm with me as well.

**E6671** · 03-19-17 19:48

Originally Posted by AvgJoe [View Original Post]

Not in my opinion.

A few years ago I was a paying member there and after visiting several reviewed establishments I found that some of the reviews were just not true. I have always found better and more reliable information here at USASG.

AJ.

I second that. When I first started researching to start in this hobby I also had signed up for Rub Maps. I found most of the information old and outdated. What I like most about USAG is the wealth of information here if you take the time to read. When I have decided to venture out when traveling for work I will read up on the local board for a couple weeks before. Also I have learned so much from the SUPER SENIORS here over the years. You won't get that from the other sites.

**Confucius** · 03-19-17 18:25

Originally Posted by Casper27 [View Original Post]

Is a paid membership worth it?

I was also a member for a year.

If you like fake reviews. Not all, and comedians in training who hijack your threads and impose their useless will on you and what you say, then this is the place for you.

Guys from all over the country have access to anything you say and some of them try to be humorous but are really not funny at all.

Their personalities are birth control.

I would never join that place again.