Massage Parlor Reports

[Avg Joe]

I checked this place out last week. First time ever doing the apartment incall route. 2 texts and they sent the address. They give you an address a few houses down then give you the real one upon arrival. This one was tucked back off archer along I 55 and in a house. Got in and was brought upstairs where there was 2 girls, each standing in a bedroom doorway in a bra and puss covers. I picked door #2 "anna". In my opinion she was hot as hell. Awesome body, about 5 foot 4,long dark hair, and about 22 years old. I was expecting my choices to be closer to an average AMP girl, but she was a solid 7/10 on a regular scale, not AMP scale. Paid the hour, said kissing was extra. She rubded my back for a few minutes, poorly, didn't care, and then turned me over, covered me, started with oral covered, thn numerous positions. Very very enthusiastic, multiple loud orgasms, finished and offered a shower, then out the door. Seems to be even if you paid the hour and you finish before the time is up, they are quick to get you out. I really didn't care because I was done, it was late, and I wanted tacos. I'd absolutely repeat if she is there.

http://chicago.backpage.com/WomenSee...-play/49640107

What were the damages?

Nice report.

[Walker333]

Last couple of weeks have been stressful as hell. Went for some stress release last week early in the day. Went to my go to in Schaumburg near the office, drew Cindy. She has magical hands.

As soon as the massage started I was so wound up I asked the her if we could start the session off with the finish then the massage. She said no problem. I think I lasted all of 30 seconds before she got a weeks' worth of swimmers in her hand. It was pretty funny, because she kept saying "Oh gosh, look at all these babies coming out!" then getting a slightly disgusted look on her face because *there were a lot of babies* coming out. She was laughing but kind of grossed out by the volume. Yeah, work has been like that.

After the cleanup up went back to face down and fell asleep probably about 5 minutes in while getting a halfway decent massage. With 15 minutes left she woke me for the flip to do my shoulders and legs. This was probably the most relaxed I've ever walked out of an AMP. I tipped a little extra just because of the way I felt. Went back to work, it went to hell and I didn't give a shit.

Anybody else here finish first then massage? If so, just on occasion or regularly?

I have may times, but always had a second one at the end.

Actually first were BJs and / or FSs, on occasions just HJs.

[Walker333]

Just make sure you ask for vivian. She is the mamason and give great tableshowers. This place used to rock, but has been hit or miss for me lately. When I last went there, middle of the day on a weekday, Vivian was out and they tried pushing this old fat woman with the grossest mouth sore I've ever seen.

IMHO a person will enjoy Macau only if he is looking for a decent massage, otherwise it's a challenge because they all are over 40 (probably late forties or early fifties) ABSOLUTELY AND DEFINITELY NOT GOOD LOOKING!

Overall all of them are nice people, but from the erotic perspective they are on the opposite side. AND YMMV in respect of leaving happy.

[Call Me Slappy]

Last couple of weeks have been stressful as hell. Went for some stress release last week early in the day. Went to my go to in Schaumburg near the office, drew Cindy. She has magical hands.

As soon as the massage started I was so wound up I asked the her if we could start the session off with the finish then the massage. She said no problem. I think I lasted all of 30 seconds before she got a weeks' worth of swimmers in her hand. It was pretty funny, because she kept saying "Oh gosh, look at all these babies coming out!" then getting a slightly disgusted look on her face because *there were a lot of babies* coming out. She was laughing but kind of grossed out by the volume. Yeah, work has been like that.

After the cleanup up went back to face down and fell asleep probably about 5 minutes in while getting a halfway decent massage. With 15 minutes left she woke me for the flip to do my shoulders and legs. This was probably the most relaxed I've ever walked out of an AMP. I tipped a little extra just because of the way I felt. Went back to work, it went to hell and I didn't give a shit.

Anybody else here finish first then massage? If so, just on occasion or regularly?

[E2304]

Randomly stopped in there over the weekend because my regular place closed early. Hadn't read reviews.

The good: Somewhat cute masseuse with nice body (amy). Had some actual massage skill.

The bad: negotiation at the flip. Demanded 60, I foolishly agreed (but only if she'd go topless).

She didn't. Damn top stayed on. Some roaming allowed but no clothes came off. Still the finish was nice, but was rushed out of there. Once I was dressed I noticed the clock and called her out on shorting me by half an hour. The usual lame and not sincere "make it up to you next time" routine. I've heard that so many times, but can't recall a time it was ever made up to me.

I think I'd have been happy (enough) and not complained here, if I wasn't shorted half my time. That just bugs me.

Numerous angel (x) spa in Chicago area: north and south Ashland, oak park come to mind. Would hate to doom all of heaven's host for the misdeed of one.

[MrSmartyPants]

Randomly stopped in there over the weekend because my regular place closed early. Hadn't read reviews.

The good: Somewhat cute masseuse with nice body (amy). Had some actual massage skill.

The bad: negotiation at the flip. Demanded 60, I foolishly agreed (but only if she'd go topless).

She didn't. Damn top stayed on. Some roaming allowed but no clothes came off. Still the finish was nice, but was rushed out of there. Once I was dressed I noticed the clock and called her out on shorting me by half an hour. The usual lame and not sincere "make it up to you next time" routine. I've heard that so many times, but can't recall a time it was ever made up to me.

I think I'd have been happy (enough) and not complained here, if I wasn't shorted half my time. That just bugs me.

[ThrillHammer]

I checked this place out last week. First time ever doing the apartment incall route. 2 texts and they sent the address. They give you an address a few houses down then give you the real one upon arrival. This one was tucked back off archer along I 55 and in a house. Got in and was brought upstairs where there was 2 girls, each standing in a bedroom doorway in a bra and puss covers. I picked door #2 "anna". In my opinion she was hot as hell. Awesome body, about 5 foot 4,long dark hair, and about 22 years old. I was expecting my choices to be closer to an average AMP girl, but she was a solid 7/10 on a regular scale, not AMP scale. Paid the hour, said kissing was extra. She rubded my back for a few minutes, poorly, didn't care, and then turned me over, covered me, started with oral covered, thn numerous positions. Very very enthusiastic, multiple loud orgasms, finished and offered a shower, then out the door. Seems to be even if you paid the hour and you finish before the time is up, they are quick to get you out. I really didn't care because I was done, it was late, and I wanted tacos. I'd absolutely repeat if she is there.

http://chicago.backpage.com/WomenSee...-play/49640107

[CafeRaceritali]

I looking to take my first trip to Macau Spa either Saturday, Sunday or Monday. Which is the best day to go and a good time to go?

Just make sure you ask for vivian. She is the mamason and give great tableshowers. This place used to rock, but has been hit or miss for me lately. When I last went there, middle of the day on a weekday, Vivian was out and they tried pushing this old fat woman with the grossest mouth sore I've ever seen.

[TJSterling]

I really have a preference for these, but I know not all AMPs have them. Any recommendations? I tried searching the forums but couldn't find anything.

Thanks!

Tijuana.

Apparently my nickname is Tijuana? LOL I signed it T J (as in TeeJay) autocorrect much?

[E2304]

Several posts match BP search for Gina.

I retract my question. FML.

Any other member have a report from this provider group?

[E2304]

I went in to see Gina last week. They have a small parlor that is completely private. No signs outside the place and without the address, you would never find it. But inside is a decently nice typical massage parlor.

She advertises off backpage and can be found fairly easily. Pm me if you need more details.

She only works Mondays and wednesdays.

Gina is an amazing latina with fantastic curves. Man made Tits that are a bit hard but she has an ass to die for. I saw a few other ladies there but was not interested.

The massage was by far the sexiest experience of my life. She spent almost 40 minutes slowly teasing me while rubbing her nearly naked body all over. On the flip she took her time and whispered in my ear things that drove me crazy. She took my fingers and guided me to feel how wet she was. We took the entire hour.

If you want an actual massage, she's not about that. She does not apply any pressure whatsoever. But if you want that sexy body sliding all over you slowly and sensually, go see her. She's a bit pricier at $160 for the hour for the HJ finish but I finished harder than other times with actual penetration. She's a great time. The best time I've had to date with a massage provider.

Several posts match BP search for Gina.

[TJSterling]

I'm new to the scene, but saw some reviews and thought I would try this place out. I didn't catch her name, but petite, somewhat attractive, and teeth could use some work. I had to ring the doorbell a couple times before she answered. Turns out she was alone and with a client. There was a bit of a language barrier, but she asked me to wait 10 minutes. No problem. Got to the TS right away, but on the flip she had me sit up, squirted soap on my junk and hands and (I think) told me to wash myself. Bummer. Afterwards she dried me off and took me to another room for the massage. Really nothing special. Not even half way through the doorbell rang, and she had to let in another customer. After that things felt rushed. There was no offer or hint of anything extra at the end, and I wasn't sure how to ask because she said she had to go to the other customer. I'm not sure what if anything I did wrong. Maybe I need to go back to build up her trust? I'm kind of a newbie, so any advice would be greatly appreciated.

Thanks,

Tijuana.

[TJSterling]

I really have a preference for these, but I know not all AMPs have them. Any recommendations? I tried searching the forums but couldn't find anything.

Thanks!

Tijuana.

[DaJeezy]

So previously I wrote a review on Gina at a massage parlor off Montrose period she is amazing and she still is. I also saw Melissa from the same place and she is equally has great. Today I had The Misfortune to see one of their new latina girls, Letty. I come in and I'm a bit disappointed at how she looks. She has a fairly chubby figure and chubby face. Overall I would say a 4 out of 10. But I said okay I don't want to jeopardize my relationship with the booker so I'll go along with it. Plus she must make up for it in her service right? So so wrong.

I undress lay down and she immediately starts with what has to be the fastest massage I've ever gotten in my entire life. I didn't even realize someone that size could move that fast (I kid. She's not that big but I'm fairly annoyed right now). She was rubbing her hands all over my back meanwhile squirting a ridiculous amount of oil all over it. It was very very obvious that she was in some sort of hurry. Or that maybe she just did not want to be there.

On top of that the massage itself was terrible. It was like a person would hit a piece of steak after taking a ton of cocaine. I turned my head twice to see if she was having a seizure or something. Anyway silver lining, she did not continue her warp speed massage for too long. After about 3 minutes of this high speed robotic "massage" she asked me to turn over. I was supposed to be there for an hour. HA.

She continues dousing me in oil after turn as if she were getting ready to baste me for Thanksgiving before attempting to give me a HE. Total time into the session 5 minutes. 5 F ING minutes. The song that was playing hadn't even ended yet. She starts tugging like she's trying to string out unpaid child support from it before I end it. I can't do it anymore. I tell her that's enough and just leave. She's not nice to look at (bit mean but the truth. Especially compared to the other girls there who are smoking sexy). But her service is somehow even worse. She was literally the WORST session I've ever had to endure. 312 995 - is the number to the place.

Now the other girls there are great! Haven't seen Jordan yet but her videos look sexy. Melissa and Gina are both top notch and recommended if you're looking for a sexy girl with a sensual touch. They will leave you completely satisfied yet somehow still wanting more and I 10000% recommend them.

Also the handler offered me a discount on my next session bc I was so disappointed. I don't know if Ill ever go back but don't let this deter you from visiting. Her other girls are A+++.

But Letty will Letty you down. 0/10 recommend.

[BenBeck]

Anyone been to Lilly Spa on Belmont? I usually go there when Belmont spa is busy, but it seems like only 1 girl works there who is much older. Massage is okay but extras offered.

There are two regulars there, the one you know, one younger, and an alternate on weekends, also young.

The older one is very accommodating, others are limited, YMMV, each good in her own way.

PM for any details.