Massage Parlor Reports

[Walker333]

... They will ask if you've been there before.

If there is no strict, vigilant, Big Brother type mms, I always smile and say "yes, long time ago" and with a different mt.

[Not Dead Yet]

I was wondering what you all think the general age is for mongers on this forum and in Chicago. I'm in my early 20's but I look a lot younger, and I've never tried my luck at an AMP. Does age not matter at AMP (besides being under 21) as long as your manners and tipping generosity are top notch? I've read that consistency are key to getting in good with certain AMPs.

Only you can decide how long you want to wait to get involved with this stuff. Those of us who do, find that it is (usually!) worth all the time, effort, money and frustration to play the game. There are other sites that are easier to use, and even have maps for locating. They also have a lot of fiction writers making "reviews", some of which may be acurate.

But this site is the best by far for accurate info, if you do your due diligence, meaning RTFF. Go back in time to get an idea about some of those who post frequently, and decide who you want to believe. I am over 70 and started doing this stuff almost 50 years ago, but am very new here. I spent the better part of two whole days reading before I made my first post.

Even more important than reading about who does what, under what circumstances, and for how much, is the advice on how to handle yourself, and the ladies. Your attitude toward them is the biggest single factor in how frequently, and how well, you get what you like. As noted, when you are very young, it may be a little more difficult to get into some places, but I've found that being polite and respectful can go a long way. Try to act confident, but not arrogant. "Fake it 'til you make it" isn't easy for some of us, but it does get easier as you get better at it.

I'd suggest you first search for the responders to your post; one in particular has a really good approach to doing this: go with the intent of having a very good massage and getting to know a little about the ladies (without being overly nosey) and anything more you experience is a bonus. He has the most excellent thoughts about how to get the most out of this site and the ladies.

[Jadedone]

Hello,

I was just wondering, when guys mention grandmas do you mean 30 to 40 year olds or people above 50?

When I think "grandmas" I think someone around 60.

[Magooski]

Yes. Grandmas are generally older and over 50.

But don't discount all the older MTs, there some GILF's out there!

[Lebruno]

Yes. Grandmas are generally older and over 50.

Hello,
I was just wondering, when guys mention grandmas do you mean 30 to 40 year olds or people above 50?

[Bob521]

I'm 64, so most MTs are young in my book (LOL). I suggest you go with a plan. Read the forum, maybe a month worth of posts. Decide if you prefer Korean or Chinese. Decide what your objective is, and for God sake, come prepared for anything. Extra cash, covers, etc. There's a fair number of posts on the subject. I favor Chinese as the massage is often better. Less likely to have a mamasan prescreening clients. But you might have more language issues. So pick your poison. I expect you will face some interrogation when you arrive. So prepare a few answers to questions. They will ask if you've been there before. Go to a shop with competition. Example as you walk into Shop A, she asks if your been there. You say "No I used to go to Shop B, but (pick a reason to switch shops, such as short massage, or not friendly, etc.) DO enough research on Shop B so that you answers are valid. Be friendly, and don't be surprised or upset if you get a legit massage. They might be suspicious. Don't specifically ask for anything and definitely don't offer cash in exchange for anything. My suggestion is relax and enjoy. It might take a return trip to get extras. With this in mind, get their name, Wechat I'd or phone number. IF you like the woman see her again. I know that quite a few young Chinese women are looking for young American guys as boyfriends, (not necessarily marriage). I have been asked to make introductions more than a few times. Other members can give good suggestions of places, since I have not been going to AMPs (other than my own (legit) place). My information is out of date. After you go, report on what happened. Members will be happy to give you additional pointers.

I was wondering what you all think the general age is for mongers on this forum and in Chicago. I'm in my early 20's but I look a lot younger, and I've never tried my luck at an AMP. Does age not matter at AMP (besides being under 21) as long as your manners and tipping generosity are top notch? I've read that consistency are key to getting in good with certain AMPs.

[Magooski]

I think it was on this forum that a young monger your age got carded at an AMP. They ended up not letting him in but I don't think that happens very often.

My guess is they wanted to make sure over 18. Maybe they had youngsters being funny or disrespectful prior to your visit. I think the number 1 rule of mongering is to always be respectful and polite. I hate it when I'm the next customer following a douche canoe! That's way worse than a douche bag!

[DMichaels69]

I think it was on this forum that a young monger your age got carded at an AMP. They ended up not letting him in but I don't think that happens very often.

I was wondering what you all think the general age is for mongers on this forum and in Chicago. I'm in my early 20's but I look a lot younger, and I've never tried my luck at an AMP. Does age not matter at AMP (besides being under 21) as long as your manners and tipping generosity are top notch? I've read that consistency are key to getting in good with certain AMPs.

[Avg Joe]

I was wondering what you all think the general age is for mongers on this forum and in Chicago. I'm in my early 20's but I look a lot younger, and I've never tried my luck at an AMP. Does age not matter at AMP (besides being under 21) as long as your manners and tipping generosity are top notch? I've read that consistency are key to getting in good with certain AMPs.

I don't think age matters much at all, it's more about the money. I have seen guys walk out of AMP's in the age range from 20's to their 70's. One of my Chinese UTR's regularly see's a guy in his mid 80's. They have a saying that's true at any age, "no money no honey".

As far as your tipping generosity being "top notch" I would be careful with that. Tip what the standards are because if you tip way over the norm it just makes it bad for the rest of us because the girls then begin to expect that from everyone. They know what the norms are and it's best to stick to them.

AJ.

[Walker333]

I was wondering what you all think the general age is for mongers on this forum and in Chicago. I'm in my early 20's but I look a lot younger, and I've never tried my luck at an AMP. Does age not matter at AMP (besides being under 21) as long as your manners and tipping generosity are top notch? I've read that consistency are key to getting in good with certain AMPs.

IMO at AMP as well as at EMP, providers prefer older men.

Here, the average age is 45-75 (yes, I've seen, more than once, mongers that are definitely are over 70.

Frankly, if I were younger than 30, and free as a bird, I wouldn't systematically spend money at MPs.

[Klano]

Hello,

I was just wondering, when guys mention grandmas do you mean 30 to 40 year olds or people above 50?

[NewManL]

I was wondering what you all think the general age is for mongers on this forum and in Chicago. I'm in my early 20's but I look a lot younger, and I've never tried my luck at an AMP. Does age not matter at AMP (besides being under 21) as long as your manners and tipping generosity are top notch? I've read that consistency are key to getting in good with certain AMPs.

[Avg Joe]

Figured I would switch gears and try a indy gal. I get to some duplex and head around back upstairs. Answers the door with nice big boobs showing under a tight white tee. I'm like ok. I can handle this. Paid upfront to show good manners. Got undressed and face down. Here is my review of the rest, Massage was a solid 5 out of 10. Maybe a 4. I highly doubt she has any training at all. No teasing at all. Yells at me when I try to roam. I'm like WTF? Why are dressed like this? She says you didn't read my ad. WTF? A complete waste of time and money, I give her a 7 in looks. She is the gal in the pics. Really nice rack with a small pooch but nothing too bad. I guess osme other gals work there. Maybe she confused me with Uncle LEO. Who knows. Does anyone have any experience w her? Read in the forum she is game. Lost a hundo.

Between Why-Why and the Indy girl it sounds like you had a pretty bad weekend Mikey. Keep the faith, it can only get better.

AJ.

[Massage Guru]

Dude, she's legit. However, I agree that they should be dressing get more appropriately if they are legit.

[Beast42]

Figured I would switch gears and try a indy gal. I get to some duplex and head around back upstairs. Answers the door with nice big boobs showing under a tight white tee. I'm like ok. I can handle this. Paid upfront to show good manners. Got undressed and face down. Here is my review of the rest, Massage was a solid 5 out of 10. Maybe a 4. I highly doubt she has any training at all. No teasing at all. Yells at me when I try to roam. I'm like WTF? Why are dressed like this? She says you didn't read my ad. WTF? A complete waste of time and money, I give her a 7 in looks. She is the gal in the pics. Really nice rack with a small pooch but nothing too bad. I guess osme other gals work there. Maybe she confused me with Uncle LEO. Who knows. Does anyone have any experience w her? Read in the forum she is game. Lost a hundo.

Good report, but it doesn't do us any good if we don't know who your talking about. Do you have a link for her add?