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01-21-17 21:12 #23547

Posts: 682This one is for the ages!
Best experience yet at an AMP! Yesterday I decided I to get a message after spending a day on the couch. Ouch. Muscles sore, you get the picture. And I know, I know, how does this guy have the balls to proclaim best anything after just a couple reviews. But read on.
Go to the AMP (which shall remain nameless and so shall the provider unless and until I feel the pressure to cave and then, well. Ya know!) and attractive woman with yoga pants on and sporting a splendid camel toe takes my hand and leads me to the room. On the table, I tuck Billy down to show his giant purple head. She gets on table and not even 30 seconds in, she grabs it and says "nice head" in Chinese. I reach back to start rubbing her legs; I got to get me some camel toe! Billy is fully erect so I flip and she gets off me to dim the lights. This is where it gets good!
She straddles me and I take off her top and start sucking those baby pacifiers while she's jacking Billy. I pull off her panties and work her over but good. She was working her magic and in no time, I spray the place! About 14 minutes later, Billy is ready for round #2. Once again, she straddles and moans and says, "How, hen how," in Chinese. She keeps putting her lips on Billy's giant purple head but recognizes the boy is too big for her tiny asian mouth. I push her back and the purple one and the camel join together for some in and out. She says, "how do you like me now?" A colossal tremor and tremble and that table is still shaking! Table shower and out the door!
I told her before the massage I only had $9.
Ya know!
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01-21-17 21:02 #23546Banned Member

Posts: 143I strongly agree. But hey YMMV she plays to many games. One min there is a menu and the next nothing.
Originally Posted by Niteluvr
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01-21-17 16:15 #23545Banned Member

Posts: 1363485 N, exit 96, turn right. First building on left. Peach is on the backside. They post ads on BP Massage.
Originally Posted by BigComanche
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01-21-17 15:18 #23544Senior Member

Posts: 611Where is Peach? My google isn't working strong today.
Originally Posted by Merlin42
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01-21-17 15:14 #23543Senior Member

Posts: 611I thought Jessie left Yan?
Originally Posted by InchLong
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01-20-17 22:12 #23542Banned Member

Posts: 1610A couple of days ago he said he went to Lily Massage on Hwy. 92.
Originally Posted by AtlDawg
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01-20-17 21:21 #23541Senior Member

Posts: 302BP section.
Originally Posted by SouthsideStan
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http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/sh...672&viewfull=1#post3222672.
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01-20-17 20:58 #23540Senior Member

Posts: 302I did a review a couple of weeks ago. I think it was in the non AMP section. I enjoyed it and hope to repeat.
Originally Posted by Wolf1989
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01-20-17 18:18 #23539Banned Member

Posts: 13634Wow, rating Lisa's body a 10 is a stretch. Best I can give her is 7. She's either 39 or 40, has obvious bolt-ons which feel fake, and she's gained some pounds since her modeling days. Now, as for when she was a model? I'd give her a 10. And she is pricey for extras. Not going to reveal what I shelled out, but it was more than CAMP girls get and the service was lackluster. When I think about what a full menu would cost, I could easily beat that and get more from an Asian agency girl.
Originally Posted by SmittyScott
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01-20-17 17:27 #23538Banned Member

Posts: 143Not saying it cannot be done with her. Its an unusual investment. And like all of them she is chasing the $$.
Originally Posted by SmittyScott
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01-20-17 15:42 #23537Regular Member

Posts: 21She is easily one of the most attractive massage ladies in Atlanta, with a 10/10 body. She is chatty and gives an excellent massage, but that is where it ended for me. Maybe you fellas have had better luck there?
Originally Posted by Mmnola
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01-20-17 13:36 #23536Banned Member

Posts: 143Ok cool on my way.
Originally Posted by InchLong
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01-20-17 13:32 #23535Banned Member

Posts: 143LOL at inch. Thailand has one of. If not the highest percentage of gender surgery. Just saying thoes packages do not come with a surgeon general label. Trust but verify has always been my rule.
Originally Posted by InchLong
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01-20-17 12:59 #23534Banned Member

Posts: 13634Well said. Intelligent, she is not and goes on and on about nothing. She got her money from modeling (used to be a hottie) and milking her ex (a former military officer) for everything he had.
Originally Posted by Mmnola
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01-20-17 12:55 #23533Banned Member

Posts: 13634Jessie from Yan is from Malaysia, not Thailand. There's no way she could pass for a Thai.
Originally Posted by Mmnola
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