Massage Parlor Reports

**Hotcarl76** · 01-18-17 11:02

http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...stone/24732392

Went here a couple days ago. The place was dead and the girl- somewhat cute American-ized looking early 30's Asian chick said that business was slow. I had been here 2 x before and had a positive experience. In between the time I walked in and finally got into the massage room after shower and spa, I had to wait 2 x while my girl was busy (and I heard toilets flushing).

The table shower was good, she wasn't shy at all and the massage initially showed she had no real massage skills yet. She was new and was all over the place. Typically I like AMPs because I'm not dealing with a metro Detroit crackhead BP girl, I get a decent massage along with some aggressive pounding. Throughout the hour that I was at Brownstone, she gone for 3-4 x (probably peeing) and when the lights dimmed down and she undressed, she looked pregnant. She kept drinking water- to stay hydrated - all traits of a preggo chick. She looked like 5-7 months along. Still B cup titties but clear definition of not just a gut, but a baby gut (don't call me clueless. I have 2 kids so I have experience with this).

She is new and is trained to get as much $$ as possible but for you ass-clowns that are giving Asian housewives $1. 2 to 1. 4 for FS, STOP, go home and jerk off in the mirror. You are fucking things up for us. So, I get treated like a total cheap ass for giving her $ for FS and she refuses / ignores the BBBJ and goes straight to putting on the rubber and she puts a wad of lube up her vag. I, of course test the waters and see if she will allow me to fuck her ass but she gets real defensive. I don't know if it was that, or just her protecting her womb from awesomely sculpted 265 lb frame (LOL) but she had her right hand the whole time down in her bag, protecting her vag or somehow blocking her asshole. I told her to stop with the hand shit. I went limp as a chimp 2 x, used 2 covers and banged her for a good 10+ minutes until I gave up and was continuously criticizing her for "sucking at fucking". I wanted her to leave the room and get my $$ back so I could just jerk off onto the dimly lit floor (sorry bros) but she called me fat and made fun of Stanley (my power tool). I don't take shit from people so despite pounding her presumably preggo pussy, I procured my precious $ back. Mamasan knocked on the door and wanted to know what the commotion was about. Preggo was hysterical and I was calm and collected and in a nice but stern manner demanded my $ back. She stared into my eyes and said that she knows me. She honored my request. I said that I would be back to spend my $$ there, but not with that chick- she's no good.

**MarkoFromTrpja** · 01-18-17 10:38

Anyone ever been to Tijuana spa on van dyke? Couple good looking ladies there on the massage section of bo. Any intel?

**Maxx Swank** · 01-17-17 20:57

Originally Posted by JohnQP313 [View Original Post]

I went by this place today and there is NO way in Hell I'd ever step foot in there. It is directly in front of Milford High School and about 100 yards north of an Elementary school. How long is that place going to be open? I can't believe it lasted a week let alone a day!

Stay safe,

JQP.

I drove by that place Thanksgiving Day and it was open for business. There was one customer car parked out front.

**PantyLoverF** · 01-17-17 20:06

Originally Posted by FloppyMcStiffy [View Original Post]

That is not the one I was referring to. It's in the strip mall with the post office. I'll try and stop by later this week and see what's going on. These massage parlors are like cell phone stores, there's one on every corner now.

http://detroit.craigslist.org/okl/thp/5959540523.html

This place has been there I'm pretty sure over 2 years. I would love to hear how it goes. I have not gone in because it seems like its just legit. But if it is a good place and everyone leaves happy. I can walk to it!!

**SingDong99** · 01-17-17 19:46

Originally Posted by JohnQP313 [View Original Post]

I went by this place today and there is NO way in Hell I'd ever step foot in there. It is directly in front of Milford High School and about 100 yards north of an Elementary school. How long is that place going to be open? I can't believe it lasted a week let alone a day!

Stay safe,

JQP.

I've been there twice as mentioned earlier and it was DIY and even that wasn't super easy to achieve. Same for Mulan on the north side of M-59, been there at least a half dozen times and nothing but DIY.

That being the case, as long as they aren't offering HE I think they'll last just fine. Nothing illegal about a dude finishing himself right?

**FloppyMcStiffy** · 01-17-17 17:26

Originally Posted by JohnQP313 [View Original Post]

I went by this place today and there is NO way in Hell I'd ever step foot in there. It is directly in front of Milford High School and about 100 yards north of an Elementary school. How long is that place going to be open? I can't believe it lasted a week let alone a day!

Stay safe,

JQP.

You forgot to mention that directly across from the elementary school there is an oakland county sherrifs sub station.

**JohnQP313** · 01-17-17 15:39

I went by this place today and there is NO way in Hell I'd ever step foot in there. It is directly in front of Milford High School and about 100 yards north of an Elementary school. How long is that place going to be open? I can't believe it lasted a week let alone a day!

Stay safe,

JQP.

**TugHunter** · 01-17-17 09:38

Originally Posted by Rianrav [View Original Post]

Has anyone been to Mali Thai on northwestern.

Tried this place once. Didn't catch providers name. Typical middle age thick Asian. Good massage, not therapeutic, but enjoyable. Towel draping over the midsection. No joy on the flip. I won't be going back.

**CarlossPicYw** · 01-17-17 01:05

Originally Posted by Joshu64 [View Original Post]

Which pictures are you talking about? The only pic on the ad of a person does not belong to her (Search it on google and you will see what I mean).

I'm talking about the one in the ad. Like I said, she's lighter skinned than the pic in the ad, but she still looks as good as whoever is pictured in the pic.

**Nyybry** · 01-16-17 22:24

http://detroit.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/2⃣-japanese-korean-juicy-50500;44852;47140;/28178975.

**Joshu64** · 01-16-17 21:31

Originally Posted by CarlossPicYw [View Original Post]

http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...s-you/17890614

Had a dream about Nikki recently. In the dream, she had a decent location in a private office suite. She responded quickly to my initial phone call and then texted from there.

Rates 60/90 for hh / hr massage, 150 for hr bodyslide / nuru.

Room itself is decently clean, a little sparse. Massage table is set up and Nikki lays down clean towels for you to lie on.

Also, Nikki does live up to the pics, Smoking hot AA girl, nice naturals, perfectly flat stomach and nice toned ass. A bit lighter-skinned than the picture. Small and petite.

While I've never had a true, 100% legit nuru, this is probably as close as I've come, and it was excellent. She starts off with a great massage using lots of unscented baby oil. As I chose the nuru, she was down to just panties. She worked her way up my legs to my back, and gradually began incorporating more and more of a bodyslide until she got up on the table and slid herself all over me. The massage was pretty damn good overall. Not the best therapeutic massage (but still surprisingly good), but in terms of relaxation and what I was there for, it was excellent. She also allowed touching. I ran my hands over her ass and legs and there was no objection. After a solid 45 minutes of massage, she had me flip over and started massaging my front. She did a great job teasing and then slipped on a rubber glove for the finale. She also slipped off her panties and let me roam while she took care of business.

Quite the gem, honestly. Amazing demeanor, friendly as hell, enthusiastic, hot as balls. May be a little steep, but well worth it IMO. Until someone can find a "true" nuru anywhere in the area, Nikki's the best around.

Which pictures are you talking about? The only pic on the ad of a person does not belong to her (Search it on google and you will see what I mean).

**CarlossPicYw** · 01-16-17 18:37

http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...s-you/17890614

Had a dream about Nikki recently. In the dream, she had a decent location in a private office suite. She responded quickly to my initial phone call and then texted from there.

Rates 60/90 for hh / hr massage, 150 for hr bodyslide / nuru.

Room itself is decently clean, a little sparse. Massage table is set up and Nikki lays down clean towels for you to lie on.

Also, Nikki does live up to the pics, Smoking hot AA girl, nice naturals, perfectly flat stomach and nice toned ass. A bit lighter-skinned than the picture. Small and petite.

While I've never had a true, 100% legit nuru, this is probably as close as I've come, and it was excellent. She starts off with a great massage using lots of unscented baby oil. As I chose the nuru, she was down to just panties. She worked her way up my legs to my back, and gradually began incorporating more and more of a bodyslide until she got up on the table and slid herself all over me. The massage was pretty damn good overall. Not the best therapeutic massage (but still surprisingly good), but in terms of relaxation and what I was there for, it was excellent. She also allowed touching. I ran my hands over her ass and legs and there was no objection. After a solid 45 minutes of massage, she had me flip over and started massaging my front. She did a great job teasing and then slipped on a rubber glove for the finale. She also slipped off her panties and let me roam while she took care of business.

Quite the gem, honestly. Amazing demeanor, friendly as hell, enthusiastic, hot as balls. May be a little steep, but well worth it IMO. Until someone can find a "true" nuru anywhere in the area, Nikki's the best around.

**QuestForFun** · 01-16-17 18:30

Originally Posted by LeftHand44 [View Original Post]

I have scene her 3 times. She talks a lot but her incall is safe and clean. Ok massage and ending always positive. She's real nice and I will continue to see on occasion.

If you can't tune out her talking, which is hard to do. Listen she farts during the session. Which makes me laugh. None of had any power / oder but still.

**HeeJung47** · 01-16-17 17:09

Originally Posted by Mmis90 [View Original Post]

Reports say they are pretty good looking women. Better then the others in the area. Typical HE with OTC roaming.

The best looking girls in the area are now at Famous Spa on Mound Rd and 14 Mile. All 3 are girls that have worked at different spas in the area.

**Mmis90** · 01-16-17 16:21

Originally Posted by SterlingDream2 [View Original Post]

Going to check out Sophia's (formerly Sonia's) Spa in Sterling Heights. Tried a search to find last reviews and didn't find much. Any reports? Recommended name? Thanks in advance and will give full report later.

Reports say they are pretty good looking women. Better then the others in the area. Typical HE with OTC roaming.