Massage Parlor Reports

[Slurpy33]

Do you know of any good LMP's?

If your looking for Latinas try El Classificado magazine they have a website too. They are cheaper too. Hope you could speak a little spanish.

[Culpa Felix]

Thanks to the community of mongers for helping me pop my AMP cherry! Visited Lucky massage in Stanton, and paid. 35 for a half hour. Drew Vy, an attractive late 20's or early 30's Viet spinner with nice C cup MMs and a tight shaved pussy.

Started out with a decent massage and some small talk, on the flip moved on to a CBJ and CFS in RCG, CG, and doggy. After I was finished she cleaned me up and sent me on my way with a hug, a kiss, and an additional $ tip to her for services rendered.

http://orangecounty.backpage.com/The...80%BF/93327002

[DRocke8921]

Can someone PM me the cross streets of F&C.

[Wicked1]

About to do a review on the mysterious Anna / An was there in October. There is a "An" or "Anna" same thing happened to me called and ask for "Anna" but was told no there wasn't. Later I came there then asked the girl in front to see Anna then she said it was her. Really confused the sh*t out of me but I was fine with it cause she was pretty good looking. Was wearing a nice dress. She has a tat use to work at a Cafe back in the day according to her, Early 30's maybe.

This sounds like her. She was good times.

[TenShouxvi]

Quick question for the admins and fellowe mongers. Everytime I visit an AMP and like it then I always take their business card. Now my question is in order to make it easier for other people to find the place I found is it acceptable to post a picture of their business card. Just asking so I don't get deleted.

Shakey ground, if they advertise their address that's fine but how am I to know if they advertise their address?

A2

[Skinny Dugan]

HJ Places in walking distance:

Star Accupressure in the newly remodeled center with Starbucks, Dickies BBQ, Peppino's, etc.

Shiatsu Center behind Mimi's.

LF Body Care on Aspan.

Bio Therapy at Aspan / Muirlands.

Massage Center behind Philly's Best.

I'm sure I'm forgetting some, but check RM.

Pro Massage is right there too. They had some cuties when they first opened. The last few times they were pigs so I haven't been for a while.

[Ab813]

Do you know of any good LMP's?

The ones I like are out in Colton. I went to holistic on brookhurst once a couple years ago but didn't like it at all. Smoky, not that hot of Chicas, shit attutude. Someone else would know better for oc Lmps.

[Hip Thrust 247]

I've been to both types of MPs. Half hour standard is usually $50. And with AMPs $100 is the standard tip. Unless the chick is Viet And wants $120-$160. Latinas varies from $100-$120. But its the service I care about that's why I prefer Koreans over anyone else. They aim to please and more likely to give GFE if you treat them right.

Do you know of any good LMP's?

[Mb3333]

Okay, who has actually tried this and can give me a confirmation?

http://orangecounty.backpage.com/The...ching/92316802

They used to post her in escort, now its under massage. Obviously I know it's not the girl from the pic, but is it a real girl with GFE?

Thank in advance, if someone can answer quickly I will be forever grateful, trying to find something for soon!

http://orangecounty.backpage.com/The...-girl/92279812

[Milcanjose]

Okay, who has actually tried this and can give me a confirmation?

http://orangecounty.backpage.com/The...ching/92316802

They used to post her in escort, now its under massage. Obviously I know it's not the girl from the pic, but is it a real girl with GFE?

Thank in advance, if someone can answer quickly I will be forever grateful, trying to find something for soon!

[Ass Coach]

Thank you. I'll let you know how it goes.

HJ Places in walking distance:

Star Accupressure in the newly remodeled center with Starbucks, Dickies BBQ, Peppino's, etc.

Shiatsu Center behind Mimi's.

LF Body Care on Aspan.

Bio Therapy at Aspan / Muirlands.

Massage Center behind Philly's Best.

I'm sure I'm forgetting some, but check RM.

[Leiterf]

Can anyone recommend a Latina MP? Looking for small young ones that provide FS.

[JerSeinfeld]

I concur, this place is down right crazy. Had 10 massage, on flip after to, girl started sanitize everything with rubbing alcohol. Everything, including me! And then she wore a glove. A literally glove!

How / why does this place stay open?

I went to try out Queen's Spa at Chapman and Dale in Garbage Grove. 8540 Chapman. (714) 307-8657. Saw some mixed reviews on crudmaps and thought what the hell, give it a try. I opened the door to walk in, and I was greeted with the WORST odor I've ever smelled. A combination of rotten urine, and 15 year old fish sauce. Just horrible. Red flag #1. There is a glass window with a curtain (what are they trying to hide?) Red flag #2. A weird skeched out Viet chick pulled the curtain behind the glass, and asked for $35 that I pushed under the glass. Oh, I asked her if she had a choice of girls, and she said yes yes blah blah blah. Ok, whatever. I just had 8 beers at Hawaiian Gardens and it was 1130 pm so what the fuck. So I go into the room, and its the same *****. Oh shit. I got a good look at her: pock marked face, flat body, no boobs or ass, and wearing cheap clothes. Ok, whatever. Anyways, to cut to the chase, she gave me a crappy uninspired massage for 18 minutes (I timed it on my phone) then as I initiated the flip. And she said times up! What he fuck?? Are you kidding me? No release, nothing sensual, nothing. Just a total waste of time and money. I said you just gave me 15 minutes! No front massage? I complained and asked for half my $ back. Then she started with a fucking attitude: I have to split money with the boss, blah blah blah. Most customers tip me $40, etc etc. I gave her $20 just to shut her the fuck up. Worst attitude EVER. I mean, if the massage was good, and at least 25 minutes, I would be ok with it. But no, this place is a TOTAL rip off. AVOID AT ALL COSTS. To top if off, as I drove off, a fucking black and white SUV tailed me all the way to the 405 freeway! Fucking asswipe pigs. I mean, if this place was a real whorehouse, I can understand. But give me a break. They didn't do SHIT here. But I was concerned because of the 8 beers I had that night. Fucking stupid cocksucker cops in OC have nothing better to do. Anyways, Stay safe mongers.

[JerSeinfeld]

I've never had BB anywhere. I've never asked. I'm not really into that.

I went to Lucky a few weeks ago. I didn't have either of the names you mentioned. Mine was mid to late 20's Viet and pretty hot. She was sweet and got right to business after the massage. She asked what I wanted and I said everything. She said just a minute and returned and proceeded with a CBJ and CCG and then Mish. I want to go again but not sure if I should call ahead for the same girl or sample others.

Jer,

Have you had any lucky BB here?

[JerSeinfeld]

That's Sonya.

I think she said she's from hungry or one of the former Soviet states. She's probably late 20's early 30's.

Hot as hell!

If you don't finish in 3 minutes she'll start asking you why your so slow and not finished yet?

Would have a better time with her if only she'd shut up and stop asking why I'm not finished yet!

MMS there is in her 40's but fun. She puts on more of a show then Sonya.

Sonya is 5'4" slender, Cs natural. Said she doesn't do DATY but I had it that time.

Don't think I would go back unless I'm in the mood for crazy. If you've had a different experience please share.

Tried this place a couple of weeks ago around 9 pm. $35 for 30 minutes. Got a cute Russian girl, prob around 25 ish. However she was very business oriented. Started with "we don't do massages here" then gave me the whole menu. Opted for HJ, finished and out in 10 minutes.

I normally prefer some kind of massage / teasing first, so definitely would not repeat. But for those interested, FS is definitely on the menu.