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12-14-16 14:27 #16220Senior Member

Posts: 936Overnight
I spent 36 hours in one in China. You basically walk around in PJ's with a robe, and you have a bracelet on that tracks all your spending. There are huge buffets of food, drinks, all kinds of spa therapies, a movie area with lazyboys, basically everything you could want. I had a couple massages but there was absolutely no play. I slept in a pod of some sort. The whole thing probably cost me 60 dollars.
Originally Posted by MrSmartyPants
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12-14-16 09:42 #16219Senior Member

Posts: 1564Right direction
I lived in Chicago for years and visited many great places. Now I live near Morton Grove. While driving around I noticed many mps in Niles, Des Plaines, Skokie, Glenview, Wilmette etc. I wish I had time and money to explore and try all these spots, but, unfortunately I don't. I'm looking for a reliable mp where extras are available on a first visit.
Maybe someone can suggest and point me in a right direction.
Please advise here or pm.
Thanks Brothers.
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12-13-16 23:54 #16218Senior Member

Posts: 306I've been to both the one in Dallas and Niles. Both excellent places to go, sauna, nap and even though the food court is a bit expensive the food is good. I don't think you'd be welcomed if you asked for extras from the massage therapists. First time there I was thinking it was like a science fiction film scene with everyone wearing same outfits.
Originally Posted by OFCharlie
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12-13-16 23:19 #16217

Posts: 266Funny King Spa reviews
Bizarrely, you can sleep there, spend the night.
Originally Posted by Walker333
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http://www.chicagomag.com/Chicago-Magazine/April-2014/King-Spa/
https://www.tripadvisor.com/ShowUser..._Illinois.html
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12-13-16 20:33 #16216Senior Member

Posts: 1707King Spa
I have not been to this one, but I have been to their sister spa in Dallas 3 times. Same setup. This is the whole family go to spa. There are women and kids everywhere. Massages are done in a fairly open area. No extras. With that said, I highly recommend it. There have different rooms for cleansing your body and there is a food court. I normally spend 8-10 hours there per visit. Check out their gallery.
Originally Posted by Walker333
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http://www.kingspa.com/chicago/main-site.html
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12-13-16 19:32 #16215Senior Member

Posts: 157I haven't been to King Spa, but I have several friends outside the hobby who frequent the place. My understanding is that it's legit. Further, I believe it's separated by sex, so the guys are all worked on by men.
Originally Posted by Walker333
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That being said, it sounds like a pretty awesome way to spend some cash. There's no time limit so it's not uncommon to just spend all day there, wandering from treatment to treatment.
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12-13-16 17:22 #16214Senior Member

Posts: 1564King Spa
There is big Korean spa, called King Spa, at the corner of Waukegan and Oakton in Niles. They're offering a large list of legit services including massage. Is anyone aware if any extras are available there?
You may write here or pm.
Thanks.
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12-13-16 15:41 #16213Regular Member

Posts: 11Belmont spa
Great time. 60 for the hour. 40 for the tip for he. She really took her time. One of the best HJ I've ever gotten. She wasnr much of a looker though but she did allow for some exploration. Saw some cuter ones there ill request next time.
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12-13-16 03:45 #16212Senior Member

Posts: 1255Legit / NOHE
Well, in the interest of super clarity, I will try to remember to say something like legit / nohe. Haha. Bob.
Originally Posted by Paleface
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12-13-16 01:01 #16211Senior Member

Posts: 143To me too. Legit means legal, no extras at all.
Originally Posted by Confucius
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12-12-16 21:08 #16210Senior Member

Posts: 40Legit
Add me to the list who doesn't see the problem.
Legit usually = Provides the services advertised.
If advertising as an escort, legit = provides services.
If advertising as a CMT, legit = provides massages only.
The only grey area are girls that advertise massage in the adult section or with enticing pics in the therapeutic section. Legit still = provides massages only.
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12-12-16 11:00 #16209

Posts: 266I've noticed it in other cities as well.
There are a couple other Midwest cities I lurk & occasionally monger in a few times a year, and on their boards, they say always say "Legit" either when describing an Escort who is real (not LE) and sometimes say a massage place is Legit if it provides, um. Upgraded Services.
Originally Posted by JohnRambo2016
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But here, everyone says Legit which to me means a licensed, (non-happiness-providing) massage therapist who isn't breaking any laws. Like going to Massage Envy.
They say Soda, we say Pop.
However it's not a big deal, I can tell what they mean, my brain automatically processes the term Legit to fit the situation. I can't think of a single time I went to see a provider that was reviewed as "Legit" and I got the meaning backwards. (On the other hand, I also stopped using the word Legit when doing reviews because it's kind of ambiguous.)
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12-11-16 23:59 #16208Regular Member

Posts: 8Right. That's why it's a problematic term
First post under this name (Sorry. Got to stay private), but Bob (side note. You're a hero) and everyone else. Think about whether you might want to just stop using the term legit. There are guys on this site who I respect who use it to mean exactly the opposite from what other respectable guys on this site mean by the same term. Not saying one is better or worse, but in our world of careful terminology, you don't want to mistake one for the other. I think, due to the confusion, we'd all be better off using a different term. Thanks!
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12-11-16 14:10 #16207Senior Member

Posts: 1255Legit Therapist
I can see now there are multiple definitions. Just for the record, and hopefully to eliminate any misunderstandings, when I say "L" and my shop is legit, what I mean is it is a very strong professional massage and no extras are available. I don't want my friends to visit with the incorrect expectations.
As a side note, in the next couple of months we will evaluating potential therapists. Part time, either certain full days or certain afternoons. We are looking for somebody (a) Legit/Professional only (b) licensed only. (c) Needs their own transportation, however, we are a 7 minute walk from the Buffalo Grove train station. (d) Any ethnicity, but speaking (at least a little English) is needed. So if you know anybody who fits those parameters. Let me know. Bob.
Originally Posted by Confucius
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12-11-16 10:56 #16206Senior Member

Posts: 206Halsted
A while back I got a my who spoke no English and after 20 min of worthless massage I use sign language to signal what I want. She says no so she calls in co worker who finished the job all in all nothing great for $.









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