Massage Parlor Reports

[OCguy123]

Hey all, Long time lurker and wanted to share tonight's waste of time.

Went to the Old Moon River in CM, not sure what its called now as its always changing names and management. This place has had its up's and downs over the past few years but its been a while since I stopped in so I figured I would TOFTT and see if there was any potential. Paid. 45 for the HH and away to the room. Undressed as usual, and in walks Mimi. She's probably 5'6" what looked to be some nice Sees, thin and overall fairly good looking. She said she was 30 but I would probably add 10 years to that for her real age and she's Viet and either doesn't speak much english or just plays the role well. He had on a nice low cut tight body shirt, and a mid thigh mini skirt so things were looking good and she immediately hopped on my back in the straddle and was grinding into my butt, so I was definitely getting the urge for more as she continued to comment on how she liked my butt. (I'm no model so I know she is full of BS trying to butter me up) or maybe that's the provider way of doing a LE check since I get that a lot from many providers.

Anyhow, massage was great, did some walking on my back and even got a few pops out of my back. And now the long awaited flip. I turn over, she gets really close to me as if she was going to hug me or something, and then she gives me the hand motion for HE. I nodded and she said. You tip me? And I said yea, of course. Then she proceeds to tell me. 6 for clothes on, or $1. For her birthday suit. I literally laughed in her face and said no way, that's ridiculous. Most I would give is. 6 for birthday suit and she wasn't having it. I couldn't believe she said $1 ! I got to give her credit for the attempt but I'm no stranger to their BS and I treat them as they are. No feelings for ho ho hos. I told her just finish the massage so she finished up and she got. 15 for the tip. Which was only because the massage was actually decent. Not great, but better than the usual tickle that most HE shops give.

I wanted to share this with the community as it was a waste of time, even though HE is available, she's good looking but not a freaking model so save your bucks and go somewhere else. Unless you want a regular massage, then it wasn't bad. Stupid girl shouldn't have tried to overcharge me as I usually go 1 x per week for a massage, she could have had a repeat customer but now she get $15 and no more.

I've been looking for a local FS joint in CM, if anyone has any recommendations I would love to try them out. H at H used to be my go to for that about a year ago, but ever since they changed management, its only HE sometimes clothed and sometimes birthday suit, and the girls have gotten greedy and even for HE with clothes on now ask for. 6.

Been to the FS joint rejuvenation back in the days when it was new, and fresh but haven't been back for years.

I stay away from the Fair building as most times I've been there its rushed and mechanical and overpriced even though their talent usually is very nice on the eyes.

I miss Holiday in CM as that place even though wasn't FS, I had some very very fun late nights there, after hours with a few different providers and DATY was typical once you became familiar, and being they were Chinese instead of Viet, they used to actually be very sensual and into the massage, where it seems like every viet I get is just a hustler for the bucks, time watching, mechanical. I would love to find a nice Chinese place again, especially one with FS on the menu.

Anyhow after years of lurking and very little contributions, I figured it was time to TOFTT and let you guys know the deal, and to save your bucks and go elsewhere.

[Wireless91910]

Last night scheduled 9:45 pm appointment with Lina. After MMS closed shop I was doing Lina all over the shop. On the couch, the foot massage beds, about 30 minutes into I hear someone yelling Lina's name. Lina ignored it for a few minutes, then wrapped a towel around herself to go see who it was.

I thought it was MMS, but it turned out to be Helen. Not sure why she came back and what she was doing, so I went back to banging Lina. I could see that Helen was standing in the break room, so I know she could hear. After a few minutes, Lina asked me if I wanted Helen also? Because of her limited English, I wasn't sure if she was asking about a 2 on 1.

Anyways, she went out to get Helen and I'm laying there with the stiff hard on. Helen comes over and hugs me, while Lina leaves the room. I actually did Helen about a week ago. So now I know who she is. She's a smaller older 50+ lady with a small gut. After wiping down my unit, she started stroking it. I pointed to her mouth, but she said no. So I had her remove her cloths and lay down on the bed. I put a cover on and pounded her pussy for the next 15 minutes. She's not very deep, so I was bottoming out on her. I made sure that Lina could her me pounding her. I think Lina likes that. After about 45 minutes of combined pounding of Lina and Helen, I still couldn't cum. Finally removed the cover and started stroking it on Helen's stomach. Didn't have any oil for lube, so I stuck it back in BB and pulled out just before I came. Cleaned up and gave them a ride home.

They were pretty chatting on the drive home, probably comparing notes.

[Fe Maiden]

What are you trying to say?

Translation is "good luck with that".

Went to the place on Alicia behind Wendy's since I've been intrigued by their newer ads. Got Lisa. Not so hot but nice rack. So so massage but man oh man does she ever give a great HE. Took me a while to pop but once I did it was explosive. 50/50 for the nice service.

[Leiterf]

Oh yeah me too! Under 50 bucks would be great. Message me no problem loolololol.

What are you trying to say?

[SlappySalami]

I went to try out Queen's Spa at Chapman and Dale in Garbage Grove. 8540 Chapman. (714) 307-8657. Saw some mixed reviews on crudmaps and thought what the hell, give it a try. I opened the door to walk in, and I was greeted with the WORST odor I've ever smelled. A combination of rotten urine, and 15 year old fish sauce. Just horrible. Red flag #1. There is a glass window with a curtain (what are they trying to hide?) Red flag #2. A weird skeched out Viet chick pulled the curtain behind the glass, and asked for $35 that I pushed under the glass. Oh, I asked her if she had a choice of girls, and she said yes yes blah blah blah. Ok, whatever. I just had 8 beers at Hawaiian Gardens and it was 1130 pm so what the fuck. So I go into the room, and its the same *****. Oh shit. I got a good look at her: pock marked face, flat body, no boobs or ass, and wearing cheap clothes. Ok, whatever. Anyways, to cut to the chase, she gave me a crappy uninspired massage for 18 minutes (I timed it on my phone) then as I initiated the flip. And she said times up! What he fuck?? Are you kidding me? No release, nothing sensual, nothing. Just a total waste of time and money. I said you just gave me 15 minutes! No front massage? I complained and asked for half my $ back. Then she started with a fucking attitude: I have to split money with the boss, blah blah blah. Most customers tip me $40, etc etc. I gave her $20 just to shut her the fuck up. Worst attitude EVER. I mean, if the massage was good, and at least 25 minutes, I would be ok with it. But no, this place is a TOTAL rip off. AVOID AT ALL COSTS. To top if off, as I drove off, a fucking black and white SUV tailed me all the way to the 405 freeway! Fucking asswipe pigs. I mean, if this place was a real whorehouse, I can understand. But give me a break. They didn't do SHIT here. But I was concerned because of the 8 beers I had that night. Fucking stupid cocksucker cops in OC have nothing better to do. Anyways, Stay safe mongers.

[Wally Wally]

I'm not new to the game but I like to try new places. It's hit or miss with what I find. Here's what I'm looking for:

AMP that has young providers that allow kissing, daty, FS, BBBJ and the best would be BBFS.

Any recommendationss?

Oh yeah me too! Under 50 bucks would be great. Message me no problem loolololol.

[Leiterf]

I'm not new to the game but I like to try new places. It's hit or miss with what I find. Here's what I'm looking for:

AMP that has young providers that allow kissing, daty, FS, BBBJ and the best would be BBFS.

Any recommendationss?

[Amoreux]

Keep eyeballing this girl. Part indian and half black she kinda claims. She has a big curvy body and is independent in south county. Anyone ever try her? I might do it just cause she's got a big ass. Saw the ad all the time on BackP.

Spent some time in san gabriel so I need to ad some crap on the section.

I have never been with her but her reviews on TER are marginal. Purdy much rub and tug.

[Dj186]

Went to Fish and chips for the first time and saw the notorious Lena.

I was not prepared for that kinda horniness. I mean she almost didn't care for the tip or and really didn't care for time. Then two pops later she was still giving me a solid BBBJ. So all in all I had fun.

[Dildo Baggens]

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[Tjinla2001]

What all will she do? She didn't allow DAtY. But I did do CIM and some on the face.

Some prostitutes don't allow daty because they find it disgusting that a man would put his lips to such a busy area. During the best year of my life, when I lived with a high volume Korean massage parlor worker, I tried to eat her once. She freaked out and started screaming I was gay. I guess she figured that even though she kept herself clean, she was allowing an average of five loads per day in her box and there would always be some residue.

[Wally Wally]

I wanted see her. Set up things ahead of time then she changed her whole tune about how to contact her etc. And got really bitchy so I passed.

Yeah bummer cause she's very curvy. Plus she's in south county. I still might bite.

Went to SH health last night after eating a giant bowl of Pho. Got this little lady cindy or mindy of fendy. Couldn't tell with the accent. Good massage, some ball rubbing but no shaft stroking. ALways makes me laugh when they will stroke your balls and rub your taint but not wank you. I saw 3 other girls there that look good but I haven't been a reg there for over a year and don't know an of them.

[Fe Maiden]

Keep eyeballing this girl. Part indian and half black she kinda claims. She has a big curvy body and is independent in south county. Anyone ever try her? I might do it just cause she's got a big ass. Saw the ad all the time on BackP.

Spent some time in san gabriel so I need to ad some crap on the section.

I wanted see her. Set up things ahead of time then she changed her whole tune about how to contact her etc. And got really bitchy so I passed.

[Wally Wally]

Keep eyeballing this girl. Part indian and half black she kinda claims. She has a big curvy body and is independent in south county. Anyone ever try her? I might do it just cause she's got a big ass. Saw the ad all the time on BackP.

Spent some time in san gabriel so I need to ad some crap on the section.

[Wicked1]

Susan is fun. She has some nice legs and some nice bought tits and gives a GFE time.

Thanks for the intel Slurpy! I'll check her out.