Massage Parlor Reports

**Barolo** · 12-11-16 20:17

Originally Posted by Admin2 [View Original Post]

Every member is allowed to post to whatever level of detail they are comfortable with, that's always been the rule.

To the member siting FACTS about this forum getting people busted, the reason I always shut guys like that down is because it is 100% bull fucking shit. Guys have been saying that since the second day the forum opened and to this day after almost TWO MILLION posts not a fucking one of them has ever been used in court and one never will because THEY ARE NOT EVIDENCE. They are hearsay which is IMPOSSIBLE to authenticate. End of fucking story. You could post a series of pictures with you holding a sign saying, "I'm giving this chick money to suck my dick" while holding money. Then a photo of both your hands on the money. Then a photo of her sucking your dick. Then a photo of her holding the money and a sign that said "he just paid me to suck his dick" and that STILL wouldn't be evidence.

Cops bust MP's when they are told to bust MP's. They know which MP"s have nothing but male customers, they send in a UC who gets a handie then they bust it. All you Tony Montana wannabes that want to spice up the hobby with this "loose lips sink ships" shit are just fucking wrong.

When you post that bullshit about cops reading this forum and that posting here puts chicks in danger I put you on moderation and you never get off. Do it twice and I ban your user name.

A2

You tell them A2-LOL.

**Admin2** · 12-11-16 19:43

Originally Posted by Horsetrader [View Original Post]

How much to reveal is always a touchy subject. Say too little and nobody learns anything. Say too much and we worry that the place will be shut down. IMHO, the police and neighbors know what happens in all of the storefront places. It doesn't take them long to learn where the apartment AMPs are located, even though they move frequently. The police won't take any action unless the neighbors complain or unwilling trafficking victims are suspected. Our reports in this forum are meaningless in a court of law, simply because people like me write total BS without ever having visited an AMP.

I don't always follow this rule, but it would make sense to name places you visit and give details only on the massage itself. If you had expected extras, just say if you had a boring, good, or great time. Leave it at that, the reader will figure it out. Any reader. Mongers, police, neighbors.

Every member is allowed to post to whatever level of detail they are comfortable with, that's always been the rule.

To the member siting FACTS about this forum getting people busted, the reason I always shut guys like that down is because it is 100% bull fucking shit. Guys have been saying that since the second day the forum opened and to this day after almost TWO MILLION posts not a fucking one of them has ever been used in court and one never will because THEY ARE NOT EVIDENCE. They are hearsay which is IMPOSSIBLE to authenticate. End of fucking story. You could post a series of pictures with you holding a sign saying, "I'm giving this chick money to suck my dick" while holding money. Then a photo of both your hands on the money. Then a photo of her sucking your dick. Then a photo of her holding the money and a sign that said "he just paid me to suck his dick" and that STILL wouldn't be evidence.

Cops bust MP's when they are told to bust MP's. They know which MP"s have nothing but male customers, they send in a UC who gets a handie then they bust it. All you Tony Montana wannabes that want to spice up the hobby with this "loose lips sink ships" shit are just fucking wrong.

When you post that bullshit about cops reading this forum and that posting here puts chicks in danger I put you on moderation and you never get off. Do it twice and I ban your user name.

A2

**Pinoboy** · 12-11-16 16:47

Forgot to add in my previous post that contrary to what Jimbo321 wrote, it is not a bait and switch as the photos are really her albeit now with more poundage present in real life.

**Pinoboy** · 12-11-16 16:42

Originally Posted by Jimbo321 [View Original Post]

Went to a massage place in Buena Ventura a few days ago. TOTAL bait and switch.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...immee/18033130 is what is advertised.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...l-day/17136643 is what you get.

And the pic is at least 10 yrs old. Draped the whole time. Mr happy didn't leave happy. He didn't leave a tip, either. Funny how that works. Decent massage, but not what I was looking for.

It's been quite a while since I last saw her and she certainly gained quite a bit of weight from our first meeting several years ago. If I were to guess I would say in total I have visited her about 5-6 times. Never draping required and half of the time I dreamed she ended up on the table with her pants off and me DATY. She would get VERY wet and creamy down there! Once even convinced her to do BBBJ, which really wasn't a BJ at all because she was very hesitant and timid about it and basically only briefly lightly got the tip in her mouth. Her HE technique was perhaps the best I ever had with a twisting / stroking motion while she held the base with the other hand. I would stop her before completion so she could get up and lie on the table while I grinded on her B2 B eventually ending with me finishing all over her ass and back. So perhaps she has gone legit since then or it's a YMMV thing.

**Magicman20** · 12-11-16 16:33

Originally Posted by Jimbo321 [View Original Post]

Went to a massage place in Buena Ventura a few days ago. TOTAL bait and switch.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...immee/18033130 is what is advertised.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...l-day/17136643 is what you get.

And the pic is at least 10 yrs old. Draped the whole time. Mr happy didn't leave happy. He didn't leave a tip, either. Funny how that works. Decent massage, but not what I was looking for.

Thats michelle she has been around for years and I have never had a problem leaving happy sorry my friend.

**Jimbo321** · 12-11-16 15:06

Went to a massage place in Buena Ventura a few days ago. TOTAL bait and switch.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...immee/18033130 is what is advertised.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...l-day/17136643 is what you get.

And the pic is at least 10 yrs old. Draped the whole time. Mr happy didn't leave happy. He didn't leave a tip, either. Funny how that works. Decent massage, but not what I was looking for.

**Horsetrader** · 12-11-16 14:24

Originally Posted by IAmTheOnly1 [View Original Post]

I haven't been to a parlor in years, I love to get some advice in private messages on things to consider, how to act, what to expect, and how much to tip.

All that information is already posted, but it is widely scattered. I'm happy to post a little summary.

I've been going to parlors for about 20 years. The protocol hasn't really changed, so whatever worked for you years ago should still be fine. The prices have gone up, but not too much. Door fees are typically $70-80 for an hour. If you get special services, that depends on the girl, you, and what you want. Minimal service from a low cost place will not go below $40. I don't remember anyone ever tipping more than $200 for super services from a total hottie.

Some of the old nice services seem to have disappeared, like trimming the hairs from inside your nose. But many of the girls will still help you dress, tie your shoes, and give you a bottle of water.

**IAmTheOnly1** · 12-11-16 13:21

I haven't been to a parlor in years, I love to get some advice in private messages on things to consider, how to act, what to expect, and how much to tip.

**Jazak** · 12-11-16 10:06

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**Ramjj2015** · 12-11-16 07:31

Originally Posted by MrBill469 [View Original Post]

BINGO! The idea that if we all write in "code" or only hint at services or secretly pretend we're all "dreaming" is so much of a crock as to be wildly comical. What! Do we all suppose LE is too pure of thought to be able to figure out what everyone else can figure out?!

LOL right. Doubtful guys.

**MrBill469** · 12-11-16 02:53

Originally Posted by Horsetrader [View Original Post]

... the reader will figure it out. Any reader. Mongers, police, neighbors.

BINGO! The idea that if we all write in "code" or only hint at services or secretly pretend we're all "dreaming" is so much of a crock as to be wildly comical. What! Do we all suppose LE is too pure of thought to be able to figure out what everyone else can figure out?!

**Horsetrader** · 12-11-16 02:15

Originally Posted by Outdoorsman [View Original Post]

Funny but he didn't reveal anything that has not already been out there.

How much to reveal is always a touchy subject. Say too little and nobody learns anything. Say too much and we worry that the place will be shut down. IMHO, the police and neighbors know what happens in all of the storefront places. It doesn't take them long to learn where the apartment AMPs are located, even though they move frequently. The police won't take any action unless the neighbors complain or unwilling trafficking victims are suspected. Our reports in this forum are meaningless in a court of law, simply because people like me write total BS without ever having visited an AMP.

I don't always follow this rule, but it would make sense to name places you visit and give details only on the massage itself. If you had expected extras, just say if you had a boring, good, or great time. Leave it at that, the reader will figure it out. Any reader. Mongers, police, neighbors.

**Taster6969** · 12-11-16 01:49

Originally Posted by Quacktastic [View Original Post]

I was traveling for work and decided to drop into an AMP, there was a stunning young Thai girl but she just greeted me and after I laid down a 40 ish mamasan came in. I was super bummed because I assumed it was a bait and switch routine. Mamasan took off my boxers while I was laying down (wasn't sure what kind of place it was) and started giving me an excellent massage. She closed in on my equipment while rubbing my thighs and then offered me the menu. I said I was somewhat interested in a standard ending and she haggled a bit then asked if I wanted a 4 hand for an additional $35. I agreed and she left and returns with the greeter. She was an absolute 10 among 10's. Otherworldly! Mamasan tells me it's her first massage, she just arrived so please be nice. They start the whole massage over, taking turns, then on the flip the young girl is just mesmerized by my equipment! She listens to mamasan's instructions and starts working it but with limited skills. I asked if the young girl had more menu but mamasan said she had never done any of this before. The young girl starts talking to mamasan and suddenly I'm offered full menu for $100! Mamasan gives me 5 or so minutes of BBBJ, then applies a hat and rides me for a bit while I played with young girl. Mamasan dismounts and removed the condom and she coaches the young girl on BBBJ which was pretty bad to be honest. I'm thick but not huge but she couldn't fit it in easily. So she climbs up on top of me and is body sliding all over me while Mamasan instructs. Suddenly I feel something warm, tight and wet slide down my shaft and realize that I'm balls deep bareback in the young girl! I NEVER do that, but I was so caught up with the girl that I didn't pull out and after about 10 minutes of various positions in that tight little thing I let loose inside her. When I pulled out Mamasan realized I just dropped a load in her new cash machine. A heated lecture in Thai followed. Afterwards they came back in, massaged me for about 20 minutes then a full body scrub and wash! This was probably close to 2 hours in the room. Mamasan informed me that the young girl had never done anything at all before that day. She had only had sex with her boyfriend back in Thailand a few times and had never seen another penis. Especially a circumcised one. She apologized for the bareback and said it would never happen again. LOL! I guess I should get tested for the next few months to be sure.

Unique experience and all for about $240!

Where might this dream take place? This location sounds very interesting to probably every monger seeking a good dream and in your case an awesome dream. Thanks in advance.

**Outdoorsman** · 12-10-16 21:32

Originally Posted by Pbwardy02 [View Original Post]

Post like this are why we can't have nice things in our city.

Funny but he didn't reveal anything that has not already been out there.

**Quacktastic** · 12-10-16 21:03

I was traveling for work and decided to drop into an AMP, there was a stunning young Thai girl but she just greeted me and after I laid down a 40 ish mamasan came in. I was super bummed because I assumed it was a bait and switch routine. Mamasan took off my boxers while I was laying down (wasn't sure what kind of place it was) and started giving me an excellent massage. She closed in on my equipment while rubbing my thighs and then offered me the menu. I said I was somewhat interested in a standard ending and she haggled a bit then asked if I wanted a 4 hand for an additional $35. I agreed and she left and returns with the greeter. She was an absolute 10 among 10's. Otherworldly! Mamasan tells me it's her first massage, she just arrived so please be nice. They start the whole massage over, taking turns, then on the flip the young girl is just mesmerized by my equipment! She listens to mamasan's instructions and starts working it but with limited skills. I asked if the young girl had more menu but mamasan said she had never done any of this before. The young girl starts talking to mamasan and suddenly I'm offered full menu for $100! Mamasan gives me 5 or so minutes of BBBJ, then applies a hat and rides me for a bit while I played with young girl. Mamasan dismounts and removed the condom and she coaches the young girl on BBBJ which was pretty bad to be honest. I'm thick but not huge but she couldn't fit it in easily. So she climbs up on top of me and is body sliding all over me while Mamasan instructs. Suddenly I feel something warm, tight and wet slide down my shaft and realize that I'm balls deep bareback in the young girl! I NEVER do that, but I was so caught up with the girl that I didn't pull out and after about 10 minutes of various positions in that tight little thing I let loose inside her. When I pulled out Mamasan realized I just dropped a load in her new cash machine. A heated lecture in Thai followed. Afterwards they came back in, massaged me for about 20 minutes then a full body scrub and wash! This was probably close to 2 hours in the room. Mamasan informed me that the young girl had never done anything at all before that day. She had only had sex with her boyfriend back in Thailand a few times and had never seen another penis. Especially a circumcised one. She apologized for the bareback and said it would never happen again. LOL! I guess I should get tested for the next few months to be sure.

Unique experience and all for about $240!