Massage Parlor Reports

[Pinche Gringo]

So, where is this magical place you called home? Grass is always greener there.

I have so much to thank for in these forums because of the knowledge and info provided for FREE about the OC brothel scene. Tbh I always thought RubMaps was a site selling lies, but thanks to USASG I can now more accurately see which places are legit or not for sex. That being said, I grew up over seas and the sex services that was provided overseas has for the most part been better, cheaper, and longer. When I moved to OC I thought my best ***** mongering activity was behind me because I've heard USA cops are SO serious about enforcing the NO PROSTITUTE LAW. Boy was I wrong, seems like the prostitution black market thrives here to. Well at least in private, because from where I spent my early ***** mongering days Police didn't give 2 fcks even if ****** are illegal on paper. Like not even pretend like the USA cops do, matter of fact I'm convinced these foreign cops solicited the same hookers I did. Anyhow now I find myself asking these OC ****** for "extras" that was a god dam given in my home town. Brothels don't even open 24/7 in OC. It'll blow your mind if I tell you this place wasn't a 3rd world country. I know most pple here are old, white men who have wives that don't provide much sex at home. I've read how these same crusty white dicks enjoy cheap ****** in Thailand, Phillipines, or any other shit hole place loser expats live in. Don't get me wrong, I've gone whoring in these areas to. But honestly nothing compares to the hoes I USED to get with foreign currency back home. You guys beg for rimjobs from a old, used peasant Chinese **** aka infamous Anna From Fish and Chips while I used to get it all the time with much younger and hotter gal while showering with them. Matter of fact these OC brothels consider it a luxury to be provided showers ALONE. Wow I really miss showering with hot gals that would pour nuru gel all over me and rub their huge fake titties all over me. It also blows my mind OC mamasan thinks 30 minutes is enough to bust a nut with these 3rd rate hoes. I'm sorry with the median OC brothel 1 gal 30 min price I used to get 3 gals (not at the same time, they'd come in 3 separate time intervals) in 1 hr also allowing 2 fcking shots. My hometown hoes NEVER used condom on BJs and never complained when I tongue fucked their buttholes and finger fcked their pussy. And fck me now that these OC ****** won't makeout with me now. I can't believe I get half ass kisses now, when I used to have all these babes stufffing their tongues in my mouth. One last thing, it bothers me soo much that these OC brothels always have to be in a reallt ghetto part of town. My favorite brothels back home use to be in really nice areas, almost classy like the entrance to a club. I was used to having gentleman greet me, take my shoes to give me slippers, having the security guard valet park my car, separate cashier lady never saying they don't have change, and having a shower and sauna ready, and having the pimp ask me what type of gals I want with pics on a ipad. I remember I use to fck on a goddam bed and not a fcking massage table. I remember I use to get energy drinks ready after I fcked for an hr. I remember having a team of security guards escorting me to my car and being given review cards to rate the goddam hoes service. LOOK I can go on forever, but I needed to rant because when I read how one of you fckers think you have it so good by getting some discount or some special service I get sooo mad because you ain't seen shit in what a first class paid sex experience can be like. For now while I live in OC I'll make the best of what I have working with 3rd rate brothels and girls that charge what 1st class girls pay.

P.S. Don't feel sorry for these hoes. It seems they make way more than us, after all we are suckers to their pussy at ridiculous prices.

[Wicked1]

So I'll be out in GG over the weekend. I rarely do but try to have fun time when I'm on a long drive. I'd been to 999 Roses and had an amazing time with a smokin hot Viet girl named Anna, I thought. My toes curled at this chill spot. Anyway, I called ahead but was told no one there by that name. Since it's near my destination, does anyone have intel on who I should see. I saw another girl there the first time and she was hot too, but didn't get her name. Just hoping lightning strikes twice.

[Caribe]

What all will she do? She didn't allow DAtY. But I did do CIM and some on the face.

No DATY because she was probably leaking from several CIP visits. Search this site and others for her exploits. That's just the tip of the iceberg. Those of us who've experienced the bizarre are keeping it on the DL.

[Leiterf]

Yes, you saw the infamous, Lina. Reviews online all over the place. Looking for a BF. Loves it all.

What all will she do? She didn't allow DAtY. But I did do CIM and some on the face.

[DutchTreat]

Yet another mindless trip down memory lane. Dude, like Carly Simon once sang, "These are the good old days. ".

Enjoy!

Dutch.

What a waste of my time, reading that stupid rant.

[AlexRodriguez]

I have had enough of F&C so I tried a foot place just across the freeway overpass. Close to Big Lots, as they say.

I can't remember the girl's name, but she was homely looking and wore baggy pants.

Try as I might, she was not into any playtime.

The massage was decent, and I tipped her accordingly.

She asked for more, so I replied, as you said, "massage only. ".

[AlexRodriguez]

My nomination for the most useless post of the year.

What a waste of my time, reading that stupid rant.

[TheOCman]

What a troll.

I have so much to thank for in these forums because of the knowledge and info provided for FREE about the OC brothel scene. Tbh I always thought RubMaps was a site selling lies, but thanks to USASG I can now more accurately see which places are legit or not for sex. That being said, I grew up over seas and the sex services that was provided overseas has for the most part been better, cheaper, and longer. When I moved to OC I thought my best ***** mongering activity was behind me because I've heard USA cops are SO serious about enforcing the NO PROSTITUTE LAW. Boy was I wrong, seems like the prostitution black market thrives here to. Well at least in private, because from where I spent my early ***** mongering days Police didn't give 2 fcks even if ****** are illegal on paper. Like not even pretend like the USA cops do, matter of fact I'm convinced these foreign cops solicited the same hookers I did. Anyhow now I find myself asking these OC ****** for "extras" that was a god dam given in my home town. Brothels don't even open 24/7 in OC. It'll blow your mind if I tell you this place wasn't a 3rd world country. I know most pple here are old, white men who have wives that don't provide much sex at home. I've read how these same crusty white dicks enjoy cheap ****** in Thailand, Phillipines, or any other shit hole place loser expats live in. Don't get me wrong, I've gone whoring in these areas to. But honestly nothing compares to the hoes I USED to get with foreign currency back home. You guys beg for rimjobs from a old, used peasant Chinese **** aka infamous Anna From Fish and Chips while I used to get it all the time with much younger and hotter gal while showering with them. Matter of fact these OC brothels consider it a luxury to be provided showers ALONE. Wow I really miss showering with hot gals that would pour nuru gel all over me and rub their huge fake titties all over me. It also blows my mind OC mamasan thinks 30 minutes is enough to bust a nut with these 3rd rate hoes. I'm sorry with the median OC brothel 1 gal 30 min price I used to get 3 gals (not at the same time, they'd come in 3 separate time intervals) in 1 hr also allowing 2 fcking shots. My hometown hoes NEVER used condom on BJs and never complained when I tongue fucked their buttholes and finger fcked their pussy. And fck me now that these OC ****** won't makeout with me now. I can't believe I get half ass kisses now, when I used to have all these babes stufffing their tongues in my mouth. One last thing, it bothers me soo much that these OC brothels always have to be in a reallt ghetto part of town. My favorite brothels back home use to be in really nice areas, almost classy like the entrance to a club. I was used to having gentleman greet me, take my shoes to give me slippers, having the security guard valet park my car, separate cashier lady never saying they don't have change, and having a shower and sauna ready, and having the pimp ask me what type of gals I want with pics on a ipad. I remember I use to fck on a goddam bed and not a fcking massage table. I remember I use to get energy drinks ready after I fcked for an hr. I remember having a team of security guards escorting me to my car and being given review cards to rate the goddam hoes service. LOOK I can go on forever, but I needed to rant because when I read how one of you fckers think you have it so good by getting some discount or some special service I get sooo mad because you ain't seen shit in what a first class paid sex experience can be like. For now while I live in OC I'll make the best of what I have working with 3rd rate brothels and girls that charge what 1st class girls pay.

P.S. Don't feel sorry for these hoes. It seems they make way more than us, after all we are suckers to their pussy at ridiculous prices.

[Jon Jones]

My nomination for the most useless post of the year.

I have so much to thank for in these forums because of the knowledge and info provided for FREE about the OC brothel scene. Tbh I always thought RubMaps was a site selling lies, but thanks to USASG I can now more accurately see which places are legit or not for sex. That being said, I grew up over seas and the sex services that was provided overseas has for the most part been better, cheaper, and longer. When I moved to OC I thought my best ***** mongering activity was behind me because I've heard USA cops are SO serious about enforcing the NO PROSTITUTE LAW. Boy was I wrong, seems like the prostitution black market thrives here to. Well at least in private, because from where I spent my early ***** mongering days Police didn't give 2 fcks even if ****** are illegal on paper. Like not even pretend like the USA cops do, matter of fact I'm convinced these foreign cops solicited the same hookers I did. Anyhow now I find myself asking these OC ****** for "extras" that was a god dam given in my home town. Brothels don't even open 24/7 in OC. It'll blow your mind if I tell you this place wasn't a 3rd world country. I know most pple here are old, white men who have wives that don't provide much sex at home. I've read how these same crusty white dicks enjoy cheap ****** in Thailand, Phillipines, or any other shit hole place loser expats live in. Don't get me wrong, I've gone whoring in these areas to. But honestly nothing compares to the hoes I USED to get with foreign currency back home. You guys beg for rimjobs from a old, used peasant Chinese **** aka infamous Anna From Fish and Chips while I used to get it all the time with much younger and hotter gal while showering with them. Matter of fact these OC brothels consider it a luxury to be provided showers ALONE. Wow I really miss showering with hot gals that would pour nuru gel all over me and rub their huge fake titties all over me. It also blows my mind OC mamasan thinks 30 minutes is enough to bust a nut with these 3rd rate hoes. I'm sorry with the median OC brothel 1 gal 30 min price I used to get 3 gals (not at the same time, they'd come in 3 separate time intervals) in 1 hr also allowing 2 fcking shots. My hometown hoes NEVER used condom on BJs and never complained when I tongue fucked their buttholes and finger fcked their pussy. And fck me now that these OC ****** won't makeout with me now. I can't believe I get half ass kisses now, when I used to have all these babes stufffing their tongues in my mouth. One last thing, it bothers me soo much that these OC brothels always have to be in a reallt ghetto part of town. My favorite brothels back home use to be in really nice areas, almost classy like the entrance to a club. I was used to having gentleman greet me, take my shoes to give me slippers, having the security guard valet park my car, separate cashier lady never saying they don't have change, and having a shower and sauna ready, and having the pimp ask me what type of gals I want with pics on a ipad. I remember I use to fck on a goddam bed and not a fcking massage table. I remember I use to get energy drinks ready after I fcked for an hr. I remember having a team of security guards escorting me to my car and being given review cards to rate the goddam hoes service. LOOK I can go on forever, but I needed to rant because when I read how one of you fckers think you have it so good by getting some discount or some special service I get sooo mad because you ain't seen shit in what a first class paid sex experience can be like. For now while I live in OC I'll make the best of what I have working with 3rd rate brothels and girls that charge what 1st class girls pay.

P.S. Don't feel sorry for these hoes. It seems they make way more than us, after all we are suckers to their pussy at ridiculous prices.

[ILikeHoes]

I have so much to thank for in these forums because of the knowledge and info provided for FREE about the OC brothel scene. Tbh I always thought RubMaps was a site selling lies, but thanks to USASG I can now more accurately see which places are legit or not for sex. That being said, I grew up over seas and the sex services that was provided overseas has for the most part been better, cheaper, and longer. When I moved to OC I thought my best ***** mongering activity was behind me because I've heard USA cops are SO serious about enforcing the NO PROSTITUTE LAW. Boy was I wrong, seems like the prostitution black market thrives here to. Well at least in private, because from where I spent my early ***** mongering days Police didn't give 2 fcks even if ****** are illegal on paper. Like not even pretend like the USA cops do, matter of fact I'm convinced these foreign cops solicited the same hookers I did. Anyhow now I find myself asking these OC ****** for "extras" that was a god dam given in my home town. Brothels don't even open 24/7 in OC. It'll blow your mind if I tell you this place wasn't a 3rd world country. I know most pple here are old, white men who have wives that don't provide much sex at home. I've read how these same crusty white dicks enjoy cheap ****** in Thailand, Phillipines, or any other shit hole place loser expats live in. Don't get me wrong, I've gone whoring in these areas to. But honestly nothing compares to the hoes I USED to get with foreign currency back home. You guys beg for rimjobs from a old, used peasant Chinese **** aka infamous Anna From Fish and Chips while I used to get it all the time with much younger and hotter gal while showering with them. Matter of fact these OC brothels consider it a luxury to be provided showers ALONE. Wow I really miss showering with hot gals that would pour nuru gel all over me and rub their huge fake titties all over me. It also blows my mind OC mamasan thinks 30 minutes is enough to bust a nut with these 3rd rate hoes. I'm sorry with the median OC brothel 1 gal 30 min price I used to get 3 gals (not at the same time, they'd come in 3 separate time intervals) in 1 hr also allowing 2 fcking shots. My hometown hoes NEVER used condom on BJs and never complained when I tongue fucked their buttholes and finger fcked their pussy. And fck me now that these OC ****** won't makeout with me now. I can't believe I get half ass kisses now, when I used to have all these babes stufffing their tongues in my mouth. One last thing, it bothers me soo much that these OC brothels always have to be in a reallt ghetto part of town. My favorite brothels back home use to be in really nice areas, almost classy like the entrance to a club. I was used to having gentleman greet me, take my shoes to give me slippers, having the security guard valet park my car, separate cashier lady never saying they don't have change, and having a shower and sauna ready, and having the pimp ask me what type of gals I want with pics on a ipad. I remember I use to fck on a goddam bed and not a fcking massage table. I remember I use to get energy drinks ready after I fcked for an hr. I remember having a team of security guards escorting me to my car and being given review cards to rate the goddam hoes service. LOOK I can go on forever, but I needed to rant because when I read how one of you fckers think you have it so good by getting some discount or some special service I get sooo mad because you ain't seen shit in what a first class paid sex experience can be like. For now while I live in OC I'll make the best of what I have working with 3rd rate brothels and girls that charge what 1st class girls pay.

P.S. Don't feel sorry for these hoes. It seems they make way more than us, after all we are suckers to their pussy at ridiculous prices.

[Caribe]

When I said new chick, I just meant new to me. I had not previously seen her.

Yes, you saw the infamous, Lina. Reviews online all over the place. Looking for a BF. Loves it all.

[Rocco D]

I finally decided to try 2 girls or as they call it "4 hands".

It was great and I enjoyed but no FS.

CBJ where plastic wrap was used. I will go back because I think I had a connection with one of them. We made out a lot.

But I'm wondering if anyone knows a AMP that does FS with 2 girls?

Is this the white and hispanic backpage duo or another place? PM me if more comfortable but I have been wanting a 4 hand.

[Rocco D]

I have been in a rut lately. Been missing the old days when my favorite AMP was right around the corner from my house. Loads of fun without ever asking how much I would tip them. Now it seems all the girls want to negotiate for a tip first and the standard 40 is looked upon as an insult for just a HJ and roaming hands. Maybe it is the economy or guys are paying too much for the standard service. I am not a FS guy and just likes a good handy. Occasionally, if I know the girl well, I will opt for a BJ. It seems it is getting harder to find the standard service without paying an entrance fee of $60+. I long for the 20-30 fee for an hour. Been trying foot massage places to find the rare one that provides extras but with no luck. Oh well. Maybe it is just my quest.

Stay Mongering my friends.

My advice, keep trying the low cost foot places and get a girl you like and become a regular. I have a handful of girls that provide more than the norm in these places if they like you. And the entry fee is easier to handle.

[Rocco D]

Harbor Spa is guarantee he, but I don't think this place does neither he nor FS. Talking about lucky massage garden Grove on westminster ave, next to pc wellness.

Wally Wally and I have discussed this many times that Lucky is quite UnLucky. I have tried and tried there, onky thing that happened was on my first encounter, the lady was partially bald (felt bad) and I coaxed her into rubbing it for me, which she did reluctantly, and after a bit I just told her it was ok, she didn't have to and she was super relieved. I had felt pretty bad. I was convinced I could find another auntie to provide and just couldn't. If you ever try a half hour there, there isn't even a flip. They tell you flip is for the hour, so makes you think getting the hour will get the job done, but youd be wrong.

[Leiterf]

Oh, yes! The old, "I Love you, I love you, I love you" Most of us know who that is! Not new at all. Infamous. Add about 9 to your age estimate.

When I said new chick, I just meant new to me. I had not previously seen her.