Massage Parlor Reports

**He777** · 12-09-16 23:14

Was out of valley park.

**LknAss** · 12-09-16 22:34

Made an appointment with this gal advertising for massage in the women for men section. Usually starts out with it is Friday or insert day of the week. You had a long week. You are tired. You are sore. Get a massage. First we exchanged pics. Her face pic was not at all appealing. I figured Okay maybe she has a decent body and good massage skills so I scheduled an appointment this evening this evening to see her. She is in a flat in the old McRee Town neighborhood. It was on the other side of highway 44 not far from the Botanical Garden. The neighborhood is much better now than it used to be since they bulldozed a few blocks and rebuilt some new homes, but there is still some Riff Raff around. Anyway after texting her that I was outside she came down to let me in. When she approached and opened the door I was aghast. She looked much, much, worse than her picture. OUCH! She was very skinny. Her face and neck were really gaunt and she had some broken teeth. I told her I was sorry, but she looked very ill and I could not see her. She said okay then I returned to my vehicle and promptly vamoosed. I am not what can be considered picky about the looks of a massage provider. If a provider is not a looker, but her skills are really good and the ending was good I would keep seeing her. This girl is repulsive. AVOID.

Massages.

**He777** · 12-09-16 16:24

Waste of time. Pics show a nice body. Definatly not that thin. Clothes do not come off. Massage is on a bed, using scented lotion. No extras offer for a high price point. Massage was weak left less then half way thru.

http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs...e-now/23282937

**Jeffc 574** · 12-09-16 12:55

I decided to try Jade again. A link to my first review is at the bottom.

I was her first appointment of the day and her hair was still a little wet from the shower. We were both more relaxed. We talked a bit more and my hands roamed more. She does have an absolutely fabulous butt and loves frilly undies. She is open to fetishes, you would need to talk about what you would like. She was open to losing the panties. I asked about 69. I ended up with DATY and a HJ for a tip.

Overall, I like Tammy's nude $$ option better, but Jade is certainly worth putting on your list. Her rub is more therapeutic than erotic. There was no reach under and play.

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/sh...981&viewfull=1#post3166981.

**Illside667** · 12-08-16 17:09

Originally Posted by QueNine [View Original Post]

Most of that seems overcomable if you just talk to her about it.

No ad that I know of. I think she prefers referrals.

And if I go back I may mention a couple things to her but I don't plan on going back anytime soon.

**MRH99** · 12-08-16 08:53

Originally Posted by Stl69 [View Original Post]

Oh this is great! You took a chance and just saw her Monday? Something you've never experienced before? Did you forget that all five of your posts over the last six months were all for Victoria?

Please explain.

This is a great job calling out someone obviously posting fake reports, that's a very bad thing for this board.

Having said that tho. I have seen Victoria once and I had a very positive experience which I reported here. It sucks that she or someone would make fake posts to promote, but I had an excellent experience with her.

Life is complicated sometimes.

**QueNine** · 12-07-16 20:29

Originally Posted by Illside667 [View Original Post]

Based on a good review I visited Amber.

The good: Nice girl, safe place.

The bad: Just about everything else. Massage is on a table but it was too cold for me in the room. Also she left on the light, and the ceiling fan which didn't help the fact that it was cold. Massage was too light for me. Not enough pressure at all. The music was set on an acoustic station playing all acoustic versions of pop songs and it was absolutely awful and distracting. At one point I heard someone walking around which I would imagine was her male roommate that she said was not there. On the flip she stayed fully clothed, never any mention of anything coming off. She tried but with all the distractions I was not able to leave happy.

Would I recommend? Probably not. Will I repeat. Doubtful.

If this sounds like your thing guys, I have digits to share.

Most of that seems overcomable if you just talk to her about it.

**Illside667** · 12-07-16 17:08

Based on a good review I visited Amber.

The good: Nice girl, safe place.

The bad: Just about everything else. Massage is on a table but it was too cold for me in the room. Also she left on the light, and the ceiling fan which didn't help the fact that it was cold. Massage was too light for me. Not enough pressure at all. The music was set on an acoustic station playing all acoustic versions of pop songs and it was absolutely awful and distracting. At one point I heard someone walking around which I would imagine was her male roommate that she said was not there. On the flip she stayed fully clothed, never any mention of anything coming off. She tried but with all the distractions I was not able to leave happy.

Would I recommend? Probably not. Will I repeat. Doubtful.

If this sounds like your thing guys, I have digits to share.

**Samuelbigtiper** · 12-07-16 09:28

Went to see Victoria again, service was about what I expected, bad news is I got home and was itching so I looked and she sent me home with crabs.

Not fun

**QueNine** · 12-06-16 21:27

Originally Posted by STLguy1980 [View Original Post]

Is this from "Airplane: The Next Generation"?

A Hospital?! What is it!?

A big building with sick people, but that's not important right now.

To me, all it means is apps like Tinder and Bumble. These apps actually have girls that just want to hook up (even though they all day they don't want "hookups") . I've banged several girls from Tinder. But these aren't girls that would want numbers shared. It's like the early days of AOL chat rooms. Who remembers the A / S / L questions? Hahahahahaha.

Shit, I went to the bar with one girl then Fucked her at the end of the night in her car, in the bar parking lot.

**STLguy1980** · 12-06-16 20:36

Originally Posted by QueNine [View Original Post]

Mobile device applications.

Is this from "Airplane: The Next Generation"?

A Hospital?! What is it!?

A big building with sick people, but that's not important right now.

**HesDeadJim** · 12-06-16 18:53

Originally Posted by QueNine [View Original Post]

Mobile device applications.

*SIGH* what are they, as in "what are they called".

**LukeNounverber** · 12-06-16 16:42

Hey, on the subject of Angel being a pro and good at her job, I saw she advertises prostate massage as well. I'm thinking of having another dream with her and inquiring about this, does anyone else have any experience with her doing this particular service?

**QueNine** · 12-06-16 12:46

Originally Posted by MadeInTheUsa [View Original Post]

Apps? What are they?

Mobile device applications.

**StewartChub** · 12-06-16 04:49

Originally Posted by BillBradsky [View Original Post]

Ate at the Mexican joint then decided to go fishing at Life Stream. The place was jammed and I had to wait. Then listened to them turning people away. Apparently they had some kind of $40 one hour special thing going. Are guys that hard up for 10 bucks?

Haha I am. I'd like to see prices decrease a bit. Though, I probably wouldn't wait in line either.