Massage Parlor Reports

[PhineasPhreak]

46 posts of absolute useless nonsense and commentary and you are giving me shit for posting a good way to deal with worthless hustlers. You should start your own YouTube channel and entertain other boys like yourself who like to sit in their moms guest room jerking off and posting horseshit and leave this forum to men who who actually earn money rather than depend on an allowance who get out there, play and contribute.

Added to ignore list.

If you are talking about "men" you certainly aren't one. You are just a cheap piece of shit who likes to duck out on leaving a tip. And I am old enough to date your mom. You were probably eavesdropping from the other room and jacking off while I was getting it on with her. Dumbshit

[Fox4321]

Paid 35 for the hour, got the lamest massage from a viet provider. She ask for my age, and she said she was 30. She looked more like 37. She gave a HJ, with her top down to roam. Nice firm breast but was very sensitive when I squeezed. I was in and out in 30 minutes. She also had a few butt spasms during the massage and had to stop LOL that was weird. I wouldn't recommend because you can get better at other places.

[PotShot]

Dude, I think you are a sociopath. Based on your behavior, perhaps you may have some trouble one day with the heat.

46 posts of absolute useless nonsense and commentary and you are giving me shit for posting a good way to deal with worthless hustlers. You should start your own YouTube channel and entertain other boys like yourself who like to sit in their moms guest room jerking off and posting horseshit and leave this forum to men who who actually earn money rather than depend on an allowance who get out there, play and contribute.

Added to ignore list.

[Tippi]

Been to Lucky for the third time tonight and still no luck. Got the girl named Linda, who does not speak any English. She gives good massage with some tease but that's all. Anybody has experience at this place? One thing I notice about this place it is very clean. That's what I really like.

Well, based on the reports here, I decided to pay a visit to the P&C place. I was able to find it with no trouble. Once I got to the place I see papasan in the waiting area and paid my $30. I wantes to see if the reports were accurate and it is $30 for an hour massage. It's great price. I paid to the gal in the front, who had legs spread and I could see her sandwich from the counter. I was taken to the room and got rid of everything. I layed down and waited for my princess and it results that counter girl enters the room. She wasn't the greatest to look at but oh well, I really wanted a massage and anything extra would be a plus. She gave me the lamest massage in history and I started grabbing up and down. She did not refuse. I started roaming and boom! I could feel a damn pad on her, so the route was blocked and I wasn't going to bother. I grabbed everyrhing else, and I dined at her cups. She finished me off with a great HJ. I gave her. 40 for the deed and she said she takes whatever. She was happy with. 40 Is FS available here? Any recommendations? I didn't get her name but it looks like she runs the place.

I noticed lucky right next door. Is there FS available there? Whats the dammage? I might return to P &C because of the affordability. I recommend for a quick HJ. I wonder if good massage is given here though.

Until next report!

[Hornilius69]

Well, based on the reports here, I decided to pay a visit to the P&C place. I was able to find it with no trouble. Once I got to the place I see papasan in the waiting area and paid my $30. I wantes to see if the reports were accurate and it is $30 for an hour massage. It's great price. I paid to the gal in the front, who had legs spread and I could see her sandwich from the counter. I was taken to the room and got rid of everything. I layed down and waited for my princess and it results that counter girl enters the room. She wasn't the greatest to look at but oh well, I really wanted a massage and anything extra would be a plus. She gave me the lamest massage in history and I started grabbing up and down. She did not refuse. I started roaming and boom! I could feel a damn pad on her, so the route was blocked and I wasn't going to bother. I grabbed everyrhing else, and I dined at her cups. She finished me off with a great HJ. I gave her. 40 for the deed and she said she takes whatever. She was happy with. 40 Is FS available here? Any recommendations? I didn't get her name but it looks like she runs the place.

I noticed lucky right next door. Is there FS available there? Whats the dammage? I might return to P &C because of the affordability. I recommend for a quick HJ. I wonder if good massage is given here though.

Until next report!

Like I mentioned earlier, this joint offers everything on the table. One of my buddy got BBFS from one of the hot girl.

[Pcpc1688]

Granted, the two bills weren't a good ROI, but the two cuties were def a kick to hang out and play with. That said, if you know of a place in SGV where one can get two cuties, simultaneoulsly, for FS with at least two pops, I'm all eyes, either here or PM. In the spirit of the season, it's time to do more stuffin'.

I'm sure our little Harlots at Sunshine would obligate you for 140 each plus house fee of 70. A mere 300-350 should do it Stick.

PC out.

[LongChorizo]

Well, based on the reports here, I decided to pay a visit to the P&C place. I was able to find it with no trouble. Once I got to the place I see papasan in the waiting area and paid my $30. I wantes to see if the reports were accurate and it is $30 for an hour massage. It's great price. I paid to the gal in the front, who had legs spread and I could see her sandwich from the counter. I was taken to the room and got rid of everything. I layed down and waited for my princess and it results that counter girl enters the room. She wasn't the greatest to look at but oh well, I really wanted a massage and anything extra would be a plus. She gave me the lamest massage in history and I started grabbing up and down. She did not refuse. I started roaming and boom! I could feel a damn pad on her, so the route was blocked and I wasn't going to bother. I grabbed everyrhing else, and I dined at her cups. She finished me off with a great HJ. I gave her. 40 for the deed and she said she takes whatever. She was happy with. 40 Is FS available here? Any recommendations? I didn't get her name but it looks like she runs the place.

I noticed lucky right next door. Is there FS available there? Whats the dammage? I might return to P &C because of the affordability. I recommend for a quick HJ. I wonder if good massage is given here though.

Until next report!

[PhineasPhreak]

I've posted about it before but my trick with dealing with these self service no ho's is to chit chat with them a bit to throw them off guard then right as I'm about to nut I whisper something to them very sub audible. When they lean in and say "What?" that's when I say "I'm cumming!" and spooge all over the back of their head. Nothing pisses a chick off more than getting jizz in her hair. Even the most nastiest cum guzzling bareback bukkake ho will go ape shit if you jizz in her hair accidentally much less deliberately. While she's in the bathroom frantically cleaning up I get dressed and split without a tip. I pulled that just recently at Sunshine Spa in Costa Mesa on a dumpy self service chick.

By the way I don't do that to the cum guzzlers deliberately but it has happened accidentally in the past with comical results. They are the good girls.

Dude, I think you are a sociopath. Based on your behavior, perhaps you may have some trouble one day with the heat.

[FrencyFryer]

Anyone have experiences here? I've had Ella and Jennifer, whom have both provided HE. Any luck with Vivian or Mia?

I had Jennifer a couple times. Very good massages, but no luck with HE. How'd you get HE?

[Rocco D]

I've been having a few more light romps in OC lately, mostly because I've been too lazy to drive out to SGV where I can get semi-GFE FS with fun Korean girls at Puente Spa. And although some FS fun can be had closer to home, the bulk of the places usually fall short of that.

Recently was no exception, but damn, I still had big fun. I tried out Tustin Beauty Massage, which still has a Grand Opening sign even though it's been open and under new management for quite some time. It's in a decent strip mall with a decent Italian restaurant next door.

Walking in, I was very pleasantly surprised by the petite, early 30's cutie pie who greeted me and took my HF. Even more pleasantly surprised when it was she who entered my room 5 minutes later. I stood up to greet her, buck nekkid, and while she smiled widely, I could only manage a half-ass hug with her before she asked me to lie down.

Testing the waters, I said, "do you want me to lie face-down or face-up. " "Whatever you like," she cooed in passable English, followed by, "But I think you will like it if you lie face-down first. " With no towel covering, she started running her hands and fingertips up and down my back, legs, butt and crack. So far, so good. When she was on my caboose, I grabbed and squeezed hers, with no resistance.

And when I spread my legs further, she was all about tickling the boys and taint. But when I hunched up on all fours and she reached around to rub my sides and stomach, she wasn't going for the southern soldier, so I placed her hand on his royal hardness. Bummer, though, because she then gave my butt a playful slap, saying, "You a bad boy," while giggling.

Try as I might, I couldn't get her to cross the bone line, which was kind of weird, since she was doing such a fine job on my nutcase. Frustrated, I flipped over, and facing her, said "Let's play," followed by "Take off your clothes. " She laughed again and said they don't do that here. But here's the kicker, she then leaned into me, kissing distance, and said, "Do you want four hands, with me and another pretty girl?

Shit, I hadn't had two girls at once since my college days, and never with MP girls, so I was putty in her hands. Had to pay an additional HF, as well as tips for two, in advance -- but at this point I didn't care. Out she goes for a couple of minutes and returns with another petite, early 30's looker and I'm so hard it hurts.

"Oh, you a big boy," girl 2 smiled as she stared downward at my upward. Now I was really thinking that the ultra good times were about to roll, but it didn't play out exactly as I'd hoped. Nonetheless, I still enjoyed myself immensely. This time the new girl asked me to lie on my back, and I did indeed get the four hands treatment ever place but the magic wand. They were tweaking my nips, rubbing / tickling my sack simultaneously, massaging me all over but every time I put one of their hands on junior, they pulled back and said they couldn't do that here. Whhaaatttt? How can you do ball at a-hole play, but it's not okay for you to finish me off? Very strange.

However, half the fun was the tease, and girl one poured oil on Mr. Sticky and said, "We want to watch you do it. " What the hell, it is what it is, and I obliged. But I took my time, slowing down a lot when their nut-rubbing was about to make me nut, because I truly enjoying their company. We were talking about where they were from in China (different places), where I was from, and too many personal questions that necessitated vague answers to protect my privacy.

The funniest part was when they would talk to each other in Mandarin while tickling or rubbing my balls, taint and starfish, giggling at my semi-spasms and then commenting on my larger size. Finally, realizing that I wasn't going to get them naked, even though could grab ass and even slip my hand inside the back of their pants, I knew my time was about up and I should jettison the baby batter.

So with girl one now leaning over my face, with her boobs (covered) in my face while rubbing my chest, and girl two continuing the nut job, I pick up the pace. "Oh, you go so fast now," said girl one. "Don't shoot me. " So funny. But yet, I did just that -- shot a huge load over my stomach and onto her hands and arms. Both girls got a laugh out of that, as did I, and when they cleaned me up with hot towels, they had no issues with using the towel very thoroughly on semi-hard Sticker.

This was truly one of the oddest, yet very fun, AMP experiences I've had in a long mongering career. I blew way too much cash for a four-handed self-service ($80 for HFs, and $60 each for tips), but still, I may go back again be I'm so intrigued to see if I can get these cuties to play harder, and nekkider, next time.

I'm sure Forum regulars have noticed by now that I'm not naming names this time, which is also a first for me. But that's by design. Because we talked and laughed so much that if one or more of you players go in there and start talking about how your "friend" recommended the kind of fun I enjoyed, they'll peg me as the instigator in a nanosecond, and maybe they won't want that much notoriety. Who knows.

Suffice it to say, they told me that only pretty girls work there, I think they're telling the truth, so if you like that sort of thing, give it your best shot.

I have tried this place a number of times and its nit at all a YMMV. There is no fun to be had, always a DIY from a decent cutie. For the price of admission, just not worth it with so many other good places. 5 Star on Westminster west of Goldenwest is 30 hr and has a few cuties there and is all DIY if that's your thing. Any place will accomodate 4 hand. I just hate to see you theow good money after bad, Tustin Beauty is a waste, I'm shocked it is still open.

[NeverTell]

So decided to check out Golden Sunrise on Newport Blvd in CM (next to Stater Bros). Ran into Lily from Mind Body Comfort (now goes by Crystal). Just a HE but allowed FIV / FIA and I know from past experience that she allows breast play. She said she works Fri-Sun.

I will say, she kind of rushed the massage (she used to give a decent massage before the deed), but other than that it was ok. She kind of pushes for larger tips since she allows access (YMMV).

I will have to go back to see if anything else is offered by other girls.

It feels like I haven't been in the area for a couple years. Last the I had a good visit at mind body comfort. I'll be staying at a hotel near there. Is it still a good place for a HE. Rates still 60 and 60. Is there somewhere close by you'd recommend instead?

[PotShot]

I've been having a few more light romps in OC lately, mostly because I've been too lazy to drive out to SGV where I can get semi-GFE FS with fun Korean girls at Puente Spa. And although some FS fun can be had closer to home, the bulk of the places usually fall short of that.

Recently was no exception, but damn, I still had big fun. I tried out Tustin Beauty Massage, which still has a Grand Opening sign even though it's been open and under new management for quite some time. It's in a decent strip mall with a decent Italian restaurant next door.

Walking in, I was very pleasantly surprised by the petite, early 30's cutie pie who greeted me and took my HF. Even more pleasantly surprised when it was she who entered my room 5 minutes later. I stood up to greet her, buck nekkid, and while she smiled widely, I could only manage a half-ass hug with her before she asked me to lie down.

Testing the waters, I said, "do you want me to lie face-down or face-up. " "Whatever you like," she cooed in passable English, followed by, "But I think you will like it if you lie face-down first. " With no towel covering, she started running her hands and fingertips up and down my back, legs, butt and crack. So far, so good. When she was on my caboose, I grabbed and squeezed hers, with no resistance.

And when I spread my legs further, she was all about tickling the boys and taint. But when I hunched up on all fours and she reached around to rub my sides and stomach, she wasn't going for the southern soldier, so I placed her hand on his royal hardness. Bummer, though, because she then gave my butt a playful slap, saying, "You a bad boy," while giggling.

Try as I might, I couldn't get her to cross the bone line, which was kind of weird, since she was doing such a fine job on my nutcase. Frustrated, I flipped over, and facing her, said "Let's play," followed by "Take off your clothes. " She laughed again and said they don't do that here. But here's the kicker, she then leaned into me, kissing distance, and said, "Do you want four hands, with me and another pretty girl?

Shit, I hadn't had two girls at once since my college days, and never with MP girls, so I was putty in her hands. Had to pay an additional HF, as well as tips for two, in advance -- but at this point I didn't care. Out she goes for a couple of minutes and returns with another petite, early 30's looker and I'm so hard it hurts.

"Oh, you a big boy," girl 2 smiled as she stared downward at my upward. Now I was really thinking that the ultra good times were about to roll, but it didn't play out exactly as I'd hoped. Nonetheless, I still enjoyed myself immensely. This time the new girl asked me to lie on my back, and I did indeed get the four hands treatment ever place but the magic wand. They were tweaking my nips, rubbing / tickling my sack simultaneously, massaging me all over but every time I put one of their hands on junior, they pulled back and said they couldn't do that here. Whhaaatttt? How can you do ball at a-hole play, but it's not okay for you to finish me off? Very strange.

However, half the fun was the tease, and girl one poured oil on Mr. Sticky and said, "We want to watch you do it. " What the hell, it is what it is, and I obliged. But I took my time, slowing down a lot when their nut-rubbing was about to make me nut, because I truly enjoying their company. We were talking about where they were from in China (different places), where I was from, and too many personal questions that necessitated vague answers to protect my privacy.

The funniest part was when they would talk to each other in Mandarin while tickling or rubbing my balls, taint and starfish, giggling at my semi-spasms and then commenting on my larger size. Finally, realizing that I wasn't going to get them naked, even though could grab ass and even slip my hand inside the back of their pants, I knew my time was about up and I should jettison the baby batter.

So with girl one now leaning over my face, with her boobs (covered) in my face while rubbing my chest, and girl two continuing the nut job, I pick up the pace. "Oh, you go so fast now," said girl one. "Don't shoot me. " So funny. But yet, I did just that -- shot a huge load over my stomach and onto her hands and arms. Both girls got a laugh out of that, as did I, and when they cleaned me up with hot towels, they had no issues with using the towel very thoroughly on semi-hard Sticker.

This was truly one of the oddest, yet very fun, AMP experiences I've had in a long mongering career. I blew way too much cash for a four-handed self-service ($80 for HFs, and $60 each for tips), but still, I may go back again be I'm so intrigued to see if I can get these cuties to play harder, and nekkider, next time.

I'm sure Forum regulars have noticed by now that I'm not naming names this time, which is also a first for me. But that's by design. Because we talked and laughed so much that if one or more of you players go in there and start talking about how your "friend" recommended the kind of fun I enjoyed, they'll peg me as the instigator in a nanosecond, and maybe they won't want that much notoriety. Who knows.

Suffice it to say, they told me that only pretty girls work there, I think they're telling the truth, so if you like that sort of thing, give it your best shot.

I've posted about it before but my trick with dealing with these self service no ho's is to chit chat with them a bit to throw them off guard then right as I'm about to nut I whisper something to them very sub audible. When they lean in and say "What?" that's when I say "I'm cumming!" and spooge all over the back of their head. Nothing pisses a chick off more than getting jizz in her hair. Even the most nastiest cum guzzling bareback bukkake ho will go ape shit if you jizz in her hair accidentally much less deliberately. While she's in the bathroom frantically cleaning up I get dressed and split without a tip. I pulled that just recently at Sunshine Spa in Costa Mesa on a dumpy self service chick.

By the way I don't do that to the cum guzzlers deliberately but it has happened accidentally in the past with comical results. They are the good girls.

[Newcomer1234]

Anyone have experiences here? I've had Ella and Jennifer, whom have both provided HE. Any luck with Vivian or Mia?

[Sticker]

Great report, oh Sticky One! Now granted, the ROI for that particular session wasn't the best, but it was an investment for which your true returns may be realized on your next visit.

Dutch.

Indeed, 'tis the season of hope and giving.

[Wally Wally]

At the old Lake Forest address?

Its on el totro now. Its secret LOL.