USA Adult Classified Advertiser: Reviews

[BengalMan]

I must not be living right. It is increasingly more difficult to find play time these days, but today was an exception.



Accommodating. Took directions well. Almost as if Hand read my mind. Positions: Overhand, Underhand, Backhand and finished with Underhand. Hand did all the work. All I had to do was stand there.

Zero $ for 10 minutes (i.e. , Except for the blister rubbed on my shaft, Free).

Hand provided me with a warm moist towel for clean up.

Tried to cuddle afterward - Kind of awkward.

All in all, an okay time and saved me a lot of money.

Repeat? Sure, if I continue to hear crickets.

YMMV (with your own hand, not mine - eew!).

Good luck, stay safe.
TGM

Based on my experience, I think you are doing something wrong. Unless your hand had sandpaper in it at the time, lubrication should prevent the blistered shaft. At least you are creative, I got to hand it to you.

[TheGenteelMan]

I must not be living right. It is increasingly more difficult to find play time these days, but today was an exception.

Reached out to Arianna (super soaker), 2nd pic at bottom.
http://usaadultclassifieds.info/clas...R-SOAKER-.html

Made a late morning arrangement with Arianna then crickets thereafter. At about 12 minutes before our scheduled time, I get a text telling me the location. Of course given my time window, I could no longer make the 30+ minute drive. To her credit I suppose, she did ask if later in the day would/could work. Moving on... ...

Given what I believed to be a little closer in distance for me, I reached out to Addie. 3rd pic at bottom.
http://usaadultclassifieds.info/clas...4-funnnn-.html

...but made the mistake of referencing "BP" and not "USA" by mistake in my opening inquiry. The text I received was something akin to, "I don't see BP people". I tried to apologize for the mistake but it was apparently too late. The response I got then was, "Yea, uh huh. Do you know how many guys pull that on me. " LOL. That poor girl apparently has been screwed over more times than a stripped phillips head. She then wanted my board name, which I complied and said, "Perhaps another time then." Crickets. Moving on... ...

At that point I thought to myself, "Self? WTF!? - Is there some unlucky mojo that has been cast upon me? Or was I feeling that way from the Fillet of Fish and Frys to which I just made love?"

Rather than bludgeon my patience any further, I decided to talk to the Hand. 1st pic. Review is as follows.

Hand
Location was convenient. Nice place if I do say so myself.

No smoke smell at all (i.e. , I don't smoke).

Accommodating. Took directions well. Almost as if Hand read my mind. Positions: Overhand, Underhand, Backhand and finished with Underhand. Hand did all the work. All I had to do was stand there.

Zero $ for 10 minutes (i.e. , Except for the blister rubbed on my shaft, Free).

Hand provided me with a warm moist towel for clean up.

Tried to cuddle afterward - Kind of awkward.

All in all, an okay time and saved me a lot of money.

Repeat? Sure, if I continue to hear crickets.

YMMV (with your own hand, not mine - eew!).

Good luck, stay safe.
TGM

[CincyLive]

Another great visit with Jess aka Thicknsweet. She always knows how to care of business. Last minute visit and she was ready to go. Really sweet girl and with her current special, its hard to beat. Be safe.

Seen her about a week ago and can agree with what he said.

[Ronnie0927]

Anybody have any info on this one?

Pictures look slightly blurry and maybe TGTBT.

http://usaadultclassifieds.info/clas...nd-erotoc.html

[BigPher]

Wow! About all I can say. She may not be your cup of tea due to the size mentioned. But she is hot, super responsive to the DATY, just an overall fantasy experience. Easy set up, missed each other in the morning but more than made up for it in the afternoon. DFK, BBBJ, DATY, DOGGIE. Will be repeating for sure.

[Prowlr254]

I have tried several times to see Lauren. Sometimes I get a response, sometimes not. She has cancelled on me three times. Two of those times, I was in the parking lot of where she was staying. I believe I am just going to move on instead of trying again.

I scheduled a dream with Lauren and was stood up. I arranged the meeting about an hour before. I text her about 45 minutes for to get location and she text back with the address. I text to let her know I was about 30 minutes from her. I put the address into the system and I about 35 minutes from her. She texted me and ask it I can call so I do. We talked for a couple minutes and I thinking she just want to check me out to make sure I real. I get to the location and text her that I there. Nothing so I wait about 10 minutes and I call her no answer. There is a guy nicely dress shirt tie on the walk way on 2nd floor looking my way so I decide to go park at the restaurant next door.

I get there and text her and ask "are you there" I get a text from her 20 minutes after the scheduled meeting time to meet saying "I had to run over to my son's place to pick up my phone. I will not be able to make it back there for at less another 30 minutes". I text her back and say "thanks but I gone".

Why would someone need to go to their son's place to pick up a phone that they are texting and taking to me on? YMMV, I won't be repeating. Happy Hunting Jarhead1.

[ThickNSweet]

Another great visit with Jess aka Thicknsweet. She always knows how to care of business. Last minute visit and she was ready to go. Really sweet girl and with her current special, its hard to beat. Be safe.

Thanks babe! It was nice seeing you as always I enjoy our time together so much.

Can't wait till next time

Xoxo TThicknsweet

[Addiction69]

I have seen her on numerous occasions and reached out to her yesterday and never got a single response back. Doe she still have restricted hours during the day (not working evenings)?

Just wanted to follow up from my previous message because she wound up reaching out to me the next day. Her new place is further from me than the last place and I had already scheduled an appointment with VR. She also confirmed she is available again in the evenings. I will definitely be scheduling again with her soon because its been too long. She is a very nice girl and gives a really good massage.

A69.

[Addiction69]

In my dream she was a a very accommodating provider. Decent neighborhood with multiple tables upstairs. Gave a very good massage and finished the dream just how I imagined. Next time I will be sure to take advantage of the milking table. Would repeat, especially when I am I need of a good run down.

I also saw her for the first time this week. To add to your review she does have a large dog, although very friendly and no pet smell nor smoke smell present in the house. The upstairs massage room is very accommodating and peaceful. Music playing, clean sheets, legit massage.

She is very friendly and definitely ensures you leave happy.

Velvet did a great job of cleaning up during the massage before and after the flip with warm wet towels to remove any excess oil. For those that are verified and like a good massage, friendly conversation, and a no rush situation. She is definitely worth the time and money.

I should also mention that I set this up a day in advance and never once did she call or text to delay or cancel the appointment. Her ads are spot on for what you can expect from a visit with her.

I know she has plenty of happy customers and I have joined those ranks. Like many have said before me, there is not much that you can say positive about her that many others haven't already said.

[Justjeff]

Any info on Alisha On USA?

[Billie Bobb]

Another great visit with Jess aka Thicknsweet. She always knows how to care of business. Last minute visit and she was ready to go. Really sweet girl and with her current special, its hard to beat. Be safe.

[HellOnTwoWheel]

Any Intel on her? Only found one review, but it was kinda old and they only had 2 posts. Just wondering if any others have dreamed of this one? Sorry don't know how to post link from my phone. PM's welcome.

Thanks.

I had a massage from Leah about 3 weeks ago. She's located in NY in an Ok neighborhood and house. She has a bed on the floor with clean linens. Her place is nothing fsncy but appears clean. Hygiene was good. She has an Ok body but is a few years older than her pictures indicate. I did enjoy the gummy which was not bad. She is definitely not GFE but has a very easy going personality. The setup was smooth and easy. Rates are good. I will repeat when back in her area.

HOTW.

[JoeBlows7]

In my dream she was a a very accommodating provider. Decent neighborhood with multiple tables upstairs. Gave a very good massage and finished the dream just how I imagined. Next time I will be sure to take advantage of the milking table. Would repeat, especially when I am I need of a good run down.

[Ktom13]

Had a dream that I reached out to this provider in the classifieds. Started texting, did the formalities, asked for a pic, got one then several, then they didn't stop coming. She blew up my phone with about 50 texts and pics, had to turn my phone off to get the texts to stop. Don't know if it was intentional or a joke, but I wasn't laughing. YMMV, I didn't appreciate the pics either. Not discouraging anyone from contacting this "dream", just a word of caution on this one, stay safe and utr.

KT.

[PalmersDad]

There was a recent post under the "General Reports" section stating Britt is no longer with us, etc. Is that the Britt in Covington who advertised very recently on USA Adult Classifieds?

Not the one off of eastern. She is alive seen her tonight.