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**Come47** · 10-16-16 18:24

Originally Posted by Marco19 [View Original Post]

Come47 - I don't think there is any age limit. I know I've never been carded LOL!

Right, I went to an AMP in Seattle, WA and they asked how old am I. I told them I'm 20 and they said no no you're under age. Thanks, going to try my luck in San Diego.

**Marco19** · 10-16-16 13:06

Originally Posted by Come47 [View Original Post]

Hello everyone, I'm visiting San Diego in a week and planning to go to AMP. This is going to be my first time and I'm wondering what is the minimum age to get massage? BTW I'm 20. Thanks!

Come47 - I don't think there is any age limit. I know I've never been carded LOL!

**Jimmyliu** · 10-16-16 03:35

Originally Posted by Huehue1337 [View Original Post]

I was contemplating on getting a nice BBBJ for a decent price (4 house + $. 6 tip) after reading all these past reviews on Tina. Once I walked in, I couldn't deal with her face; I need a nice face to look at to nut. She was at least mid 40's, could be early 50's. I promptly made a half-assed excuse to leave:

Drove by Angel Massage off of the 15 South and Mira mesa, and saw through their back door while getting off the ramp. The girls there look pretty (granted it was from a distance), but unfortunately previous comments deterred me from going there.

Do you think the girls on Relax Spa (Ronson) or Flanders would do BBJTCIM for $. 6-. 8 tip? Definitely looking for BBJTCIM.

No! Ronson and flanders cost at least $. 2 (1. 2) for BBJTCIM. 6 is very cheap and rare! There is opportunity cost for. 6 cheap BBJ. It is very unlikely you will see a pretty face that will do BBJTCIM for. 6. So either pay more for pretty face or. 6 for ugly and okd face or just don't do it.

**Come47** · 10-16-16 02:37

Hello everyone, I'm visiting San Diego in a week and planning to go to AMP. This is going to be my first time and I'm wondering what is the minimum age to get massage? BTW I'm 20. Thanks!

**ChuckDeez** · 10-15-16 21:42

Made a trip to this spot and was not disappointed. 60 to the house and 140 to the provider Perfect little K girl Named Ivy was my fun for the evening.

Thanks to all that have reviewed this place which lead to me taking the dive.

**Force 0206** · 10-15-16 02:50

Originally Posted by BoobbLvr [View Original Post]

Unfortunately I have to report that this was absolutely the worst massage experience that I have ever had. The experience was bad in every aspect that makes a 60 minute massage. My vote is to avoid this place and go to one of the many massage parlors in the immediate area. Sorry! The providers name was CICI.

This is my first response in this forum and so I'm only permitted to reply. This rant has such a lack of detail that I fail to understand. I have been with CiCi several times and the experience has always been quite fulfilling. On the massage she delivers as requested and always includes playful teasing. On the flip she takes care of business, never discusses or complains about the tip. CiCi is not the best, but not even close to the worst. (I have been on RM 3+ years).

**Marco19** · 10-14-16 15:33

Nice report Mikey. Thanks for saving us all from a lot of disappointment. Sorry you had to do it though. And have to say I loved this part!

Originally Posted by MikeHall [View Original Post]

After cleaning me up, she finished with a scalp rub. I'm thinking, "I hope she wiped her hands off good. I don't want to walk out looking like a scene from There's Something About Mary!" (El Cajon near In & Out).

**MikeHall** · 10-14-16 02:03

I've tried several different AMPs in the past few weeks. I'll summarize them in one post.

First up, The Ugly--Canna Massage (Kearny Mesa near Cheetah's).

Once again, I found myself in Kearny Mesa at around 10 pm, liquored up by several bars and horny after a visit to Cheetah's. Reflecting on a recent similar situation and a visit to Angel Spa where the HE was delivered by the 5/10 MMS, I opted instead for nearby Canna Massage. Once again, I wound up with the MMS as masseuse. The difference this time was the MMS was older and chubby. No, that's not quite accurate. Make that portly and ugly. The massage was "meh". She kept trying to press her boobs into my back, but instead her gut kept hitting me in the head. On the flip, she pawed my junk and asked, "OK? Unfortunately, little Mikey doesn't stand at attention for ugly broads, so I had to pass. Lesson learned: go earlier instead of just before closing. 60 minutes was. 4, left appropriate tip.

Next up, The Bad--F & H Massage (El Cajon across from In & Out).

This time I went in the afternoon. The MMS was petite and cute. I'm thinking, "That's more like it! I hope she's the masseuse, or maybe someone even better. " No such luck. She left and in came a large, unattractive auntie who, I found out, had G. I. Joe kung-fu grip. And not in a good way. This wasn't so much a massage as it was "let's find a tender spot and press as hard as we can. " My hands didn't wander and no teasing ensued. I didn't get the impression any extras were available, but that didn't really matter, as little Mikey also doesn't come to attention when I'm in pain. But YMMV. 60 minutes was. 4, left appropriate tip.

Finally, The Good--Diamond Spa (La Mesa near On Cue Billards).

Got there in the early evening. MMS was wearing short black cocktail dress (but, as I found out later, lots of clothes underneath). Nice looking, 30's, thin, rate 7/10. Her Engrish is quite good. She'll do. She did the massage and I was fine with that; little Mikey was already halfway at attention. She asked if it was my first time there. Since it had a Grand Opening sign out front, I said, "Yes. " Then she asked how I heard of it and I said, "On Backpage," which was true. That relaxed her. As she worked the back, my hands wandered up her exposed legs. She was OK with that for a minute, until I reached up to her kitty. Then she playfully backed off, laughed, scolding me for being a bad boy and pretend slapped my shoulder. Massage was not bad. Before the flip, she spread my legs and expertly teased the taint and balls. Little Mikey was ready for action at this point. On the flip, she touched little Mikey and asks, "OK?" I said hell yeah! Then she tried to put MY hand on Mikey. I pulled away. She tried again. This time I grabbed her hand and put it on him. She obliged. She let my hands roam OTC, but not UTC. That's how I found out she was wearing multiple layers. Eventually, she got the job done. After cleaning me up, she finished with a scalp rub. I'm thinking, "I hope she wiped her hands off good. I don't want to walk out looking like a scene from There's Something About Mary!" She got the obligatory water and watched me dress, waiting for the tip. 60 minutes was. 4, tipped. 4. She said, "You come back, OK? Maybe tomorrow?" I said I don't think I could manage tomorrow, maybe next week. She said, "OK. I have 5 girls. " Unfortunately, I saw one her girls on the way out: short and dumpy--little Mikey no likey, although I'd definitely repeat if the same girl did the massage. Oh, masseuse's name was Cici. (Doesn't every AMP have a Cici?

Eventually, I'll try Hello Massage (El Cajon near In & Out).

**Shallot11** · 10-13-16 02:50

Originally Posted by Knight007 [View Original Post]

Awesome post. I recently started to visit Z. Can you please rate the girls and tell us all the names. I have been with Eva. Nothing can go wrong with her. 0. 4 for house and 0. 4 for her on every visit.

Angela appears to be a good choice.

Which Z massage is this?

**MichelOb** · 10-12-16 23:44

Originally Posted by Knight007 [View Original Post]

Awesome post. I recently started to visit Z. Can you please rate the girls and tell us all the names. I have been with Eva. Nothing can go wrong with her. 0. 4 for house and 0. 4 for her on every visit.

Angela appears to be a good choice.

I've seen Eva, Shirli and Lili. If Eva gives you the kind of service she gives me, I would suggest a 60 tip. Eva is the best and Shirli and Lili are both qualified substitutes. Shirli will negotiate 60 and considering you're getting tits in your mouth and a finger in the oil can, that is a big step up from the standard 40 HJ from most disinterested clock watchers at other places.

I want to try Dianne next.

**Knight007** · 10-12-16 17:14

Originally Posted by Lascivious [View Original Post]

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. It's only appropriate to quote Dick-ens, right?

Awesome post. I recently started to visit Z. Can you please rate the girls and tell us all the names. I have been with Eva. Nothing can go wrong with her. 0. 4 for house and 0. 4 for her on every visit.

Angela appears to be a good choice.

**XxxDan** · 10-09-16 20:38

Originally Posted by MichelOb [View Original Post]

So you managed an above average massage for less than the usual. I wonder what she'ld do for 60.

I forgot to mention in my last report about Eva that I asked her to smother my face with her armpit (yes, I'm a pits and tits guy). She had zero oder and of course she had to say "you like?

MichelOb, hope you got my PM which I answered your question.

**BoobbLvr** · 10-09-16 20:35

Unfortunately I have to report that this was absolutely the worst massage experience that I have ever had. The experience was bad in every aspect that makes a 60 minute massage. My vote is to avoid this place and go to one of the many massage parlors in the immediate area. Sorry! The providers name was CICI.

**BeerGuy** · 10-09-16 17:07

Most recent installment of $40 massages on Convoy. Went to paradise spa, south of Balboa on the east side of Convoy. By Sushi place in a strip mall. As I pulled up one of you guys were heading in, so I waited a few minutes. Entered and papasan with good English greeted me, I told him I wanted young and pretty. Place was big, maybe 14 rooms. I got room #5. In came Anna, maybe 30,7/10. Big tits. Massage was decent, stroked her ass and she started teasing the boys. In flip went straight to ball play, did not let me roam under dress. HJ was good, finished up with a head massage after deed. Would repeat. . 4 tip.

**MichelOb** · 10-09-16 11:38

Originally Posted by Lascivious [View Original Post]

As previously reported, Angela is indeed young and cute. She asked me if I could wait while she finished eating. She tentatively re-entered the room with a hard candy rolling around in her sweet little mouth.
It's the classic dilemma, younger girl with lesser service skills or the aging pro, that knows how to work it. When given the choice I always go for the young and hot but I have had great times with those like Eva, in this epoch of incredulity.

So you managed an above average massage for less than the usual. I wonder what she'ld do for 60.

I forgot to mention in my last report about Eva that I asked her to smother my face with her armpit (yes, I'm a pits and tits guy). She had zero oder and of course she had to say "you like?