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[DickHerDown]

Recently saw Ryder for the second time. She is the hottest girl on here by far in my opinion. The incall is nice and clean but a little awkward. There is some old guy just chilling on the couch when you walk in. She said she helps take care of him. I also spotted another guy that was younger. She's really nice and sweet. She talks quite a bit and the meeting does feel business like. With a body and face like that tho, I can overlook those things.

[RogerOver]

I dreamt of her recently. Good dream. This was my first dream with an EE girl.

I know EE has a good following / appreciation on these boards, so I won't spend too much time talking about how nice my 1 hr visit with Galina was, because by now she has tons of good reviews on this and TER, and everyone already know she is good. (You can message me if you want specifics, but all you need to know is that her body is long and beautiful, like that volleyball player in high school or college you wish you banged but never did. Now is your chance).

But let me say a few things, because small things matter: 1) She is north of the city, not south. One of the reasons why I was so slow to lock in an EE appt is that I am north of the city, and going to Erlanger is a haul, dude. She is north. So if you live up here by me, that makes a difference. 2) She likes to drink. As always, I brought some small travel bottles of booze (and some mixers) with me to our 1-hr first meeting. When I bring drinks with other providers, plenty of them will politely pour themselves a drink and fake-sip it to be nice, either not enjoying alcohol, or worried about their very low tolerance for booze. But every one in a while, you run into a Galina, who doesn't get drunk easy, and also LIKES to drink, so she was like "Heck yeah, pour me a whiskey & coke. " She was drinking her second drink while I was still on my first. That was a turn-on for me -- perhaps for others, as well.

Are you talking about Cincy? Erlanger is south of Cincy, not north. Good to know about the drinking. She always had a jump-rope and a bottle of wine in her room when I visited.

[TheGardener1]

I am on the east side had some business to take care of and contacted her for an hour appointment at her location. Setup appointment. Waiting for her to give me location while in Meijer lot. She responds, asking if I could pick up some condoms she is out. Get location and let her know I am there. She comes out to car and meets me, then informs me her Mom is there. Now her ensemble she was wearing left a lot to be desired. It's ok she says we will be up stairs and her Mom is good with it. She has no condoms and her Mom is downstairs. My lucky day!

Oh it gets better. Not only is her Mom there, some dude with no shirt on watching TV too. Could see why he didn't want to wear a shirt. Didn't want to hide his perfectly formed body.

Smoke filled apartment is not the word. More like a scene out of "Backdraft". Ms. Creme is a heavy smoker too. There goes my dumb ass in with Three Dog Night singing in my head, "Momma Told Me Not to Cum".

Up the stairs I creep as I follow her. She is built like a little teenager. No way I eat that, and not kissing a heavy smoker with teeth stained and turning grey. What you expect, Momma told me, remember? Talked a bit. Sad case man. She prefers to give blow jobs. Not a FS guy, informed me she offers bareback once she knows you. It's safe once she knows you, as long as she knows you it's safe as shit. Offered it to me then and told her "no way". I wouldn't do it with her with 2 condoms on.

Her room hotter than shit. Ask if she can turn on floor fan? She says, " I doesn't work". I was shocked, it didn't work. See a window, no fan, can we open the window, cause the smell of cigarettes is choking me to death. She opens window, but it falls right back down. I am burning up, no fan, Mom and the shirtless Archie Bumker downstairs, her 90 lb naked ass trying to get the window to stay up and don't forget the smoke smell and filled place. Yea, it doesn't get no better than this. Freddie Krugger has better dreams than this. Drop my buck fifty, yea that's what you get. ATF? No way. Buck fifty is better spent with Brookee or drop another 50 se SKM?

Hilarious review! Yea, it's hot as hell. That's what happens when you don't pay the electric bill (as in her case).

[BoxsterS]

I am on the east side had some business to take care of and contacted her for an hour appointment at her location. Setup appointment. Waiting for her to give me location while in Meijer lot. She responds, asking if I could pick up some condoms she is out. Get location and let her know I am there. She comes out to car and meets me, then informs me her Mom is there. Now her ensemble she was wearing left a lot to be desired. It's ok she says we will be up stairs and her Mom is good with it. She has no condoms and her Mom is downstairs. My lucky day!

Oh it gets better. Not only is her Mom there, some dude with no shirt on watching TV too. Could see why he didn't want to wear a shirt. Didn't want to hide his perfectly formed body.

Smoke filled apartment is not the word. More like a scene out of "Backdraft". Ms. Creme is a heavy smoker too. There goes my dumb ass in with Three Dog Night singing in my head, "Momma Told Me Not to Cum".

Up the stairs I creep as I follow her. She is built like a little teenager. No way I eat that, and not kissing a heavy smoker with teeth stained and turning grey. What you expect, Momma told me, remember? Talked a bit. Sad case man. She prefers to give blow jobs. Not a FS guy, informed me she offers bareback once she knows you. It's safe once she knows you, as long as she knows you it's safe as shit. Offered it to me then and told her "no way". I wouldn't do it with her with 2 condoms on.

Her room hotter than shit. Ask if she can turn on floor fan? She says, " I doesn't work". I was shocked, it didn't work. See a window, no fan, can we open the window, cause the smell of cigarettes is choking me to death. She opens window, but it falls right back down. I am burning up, no fan, Mom and the shirtless Archie Bumker downstairs, her 90 lb naked ass trying to get the window to stay up and don't forget the smoke smell and filled place. Yea, it doesn't get no better than this. Freddie Krugger has better dreams than this. Drop my buck fifty, yea that's what you get. ATF? No way. Buck fifty is better spent with Brookee or drop another 50 se SKM?

I finally was able to see my favorite on the Eastside yesterday cristen creme!! Lete me say that it was amazing and her oral skills got way better and will suck the whole time if you want her to. She also can take a can take a pounding and loves it's it just as much as you do. She did tell to pass along that she is doing out calls now and that she could use some more appointments do she can get her new place. If you haven't seen her her, you are missing out on very fun spinner!!

[LeoMac]

Had the opportunity to set up a meeting with Sarah this afternoon. Touched base last night and confirmed this morning. Lovely long legged body, pretty face and a pleasant personality. IMHO she is a Courtesan. No heavy drug use or addiction. She's in business for herself with no pimps etc. Excellent service. Reasonable prices.

Stay Safe, LM-.

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[CincyGuy1127]

She is a must see. Very petite, I thought I might break her. I don't think she is high volume but well worth seeing. Rates are reasonable and she is a very pretty young girl. All the alphabet included (everything I was interested in). East side I call is safe. I don't review much but this one was worth a mention.

Do you have a link.

[Tit Man Too]

She is a must see. Very petite, I thought I might break her. I don't think she is high volume but well worth seeing. Rates are reasonable and she is a very pretty young girl. All the alphabet included (everything I was interested in). East side I call is safe. I don't review much but this one was worth a mention.

[TechComHudson]

I dreamt of her recently. Good dream. This was my first dream with an EE girl.

I know EE has a good following / appreciation on these boards, so I won't spend too much time talking about how nice my 1 hr visit with Galina was, because by now she has tons of good reviews on this and TER, and everyone already know she is good. (You can message me if you want specifics, but all you need to know is that her body is long and beautiful, like that volleyball player in high school or college you wish you banged but never did. Now is your chance).

But let me say a few things, because small things matter: 1) She is north of the city, not south. One of the reasons why I was so slow to lock in an EE appt is that I am north of the city, and going to Erlanger is a haul, dude. She is north. So if you live up here by me, that makes a difference. 2) She likes to drink. As always, I brought some small travel bottles of booze (and some mixers) with me to our 1-hr first meeting. When I bring drinks with other providers, plenty of them will politely pour themselves a drink and fake-sip it to be nice, either not enjoying alcohol, or worried about their very low tolerance for booze. But every one in a while, you run into a Galina, who doesn't get drunk easy, and also LIKES to drink, so she was like "Heck yeah, pour me a whiskey & coke. " She was drinking her second drink while I was still on my first. That was a turn-on for me -- perhaps for others, as well.

[CletusTheYokel]

You all know her: http://usaadultclassifieds.info/clas...The-Best-.html.

But truth in advertising: she is busty blonde right now.

Anyway, I had the chance to see this nice woman recently. Fine incall downtown. Very nice dream.

Red is busty--she has a super hot bod. A couple tattoos that are nice and not distracting. All the usual acronyms; for me LFK, BBBJ, cuddle and convo, MPOP.

One thing I like about her is that she is mature--I set up the date ahead of time and all was good. Good communication on her part. She does screen.

So all in all a very happy dream. Like Red a lot!

Cletus.

[Kenal1]

I met with Cristen today and she's in a bit of jamb with her living situation. If everything goes as planned she'll be moving in with her mother in the next few days and that means no incalls for us mongers. She has found a place she'd like to rent but doesn't have the money for the deposit, first month's rent and so forth. So I told her I'd post a notice here to see if her regulars might be able to help her out. Yeah, I know, I'm probably crazy for even thinking about this but, personally, I love the gal and I'm willing to give it a shot. If any of you guys are interested and want to know more detail, PM me and I'll share the whole story with you.

[KyPilot]

Had a mid-day dream with this well known Sweetheart this past week. Had been working on the get-together for just over a week with good communications. We had it all set up when I was called out of town on business the morning of what was to be our first dream! With some good honest communications this sweet person took this in stride until I could get back and make it right. Well making it right was pretty nice. I think we "clicked" very nicely and really enjoyed our hour long dream. Turns out we like most of the same things so our first (but not last) dream was special. Yes we did most of the alphabet but we also hugged and kissed and held each other and snuggled and smiled. It was a great time for me and I think she had a pretty good time to. I certainly plan to repeat again real soon. This sweetheart is mature beyond her years and has a good heart and a good head. She is a keeper. Good adult fun!

Kypilot.

[Benji513]

I felt like something different, and she sure satisfied that want.

Puts me in mind of like an alive miniature barbie doll. The young, blonde hair, super short body (4'7" voice of a little girl, and probably only weighs 80 to 90 pounds. A combination of traits I have never had before.

Very friendly, easy to talk to, and get along with. Was able to see in a very short notice, which was great.

Would recommend. Any questions, just ask.

[Relgeiz]

Seems like there is a pattern. See my post #7909.

Thanks for the heads up but these kinda information is only helpful when we know who the girl in question is. There is no need to hide the names.

I called her twice in the past and each time I heard a male voice in the background. When I asked about it she claimed that it was the TV and I know it was not. I try to stay away from girls with pimps, handlers, managers, boyfriends, driver or by whatever name they want to be called. Long live independent girls.

Alexis7799 - http://usaadultclassifieds.info/clas...lexis7799.html.

[JJkahn]

Been thinking about this lovely lady lately. Had talked to her previously some time ago but have lost the digits. Haven't seen her run an ad in a while. Wishfully thinking. Any help would be much appreciated!

[RustyNailsYou]

I had a dream about MV today and it was pretty darn nice. Set up was easy and her apartment was clean and tidy. She even let me take a shower because I had been working pretty hard throughout the day and was rather grungy. She's one of the all-time great kissers, if you like wet and sloppy DFK, which I do. Wow, she's good. BBBJ was also very nice as was the cowgirl. I typically don't get off while "covered" and this dream was no exception so we finished with some more DFK, nipple play and some great hand play. I found her to be extremely outgoing and friendly.

I also had the pleasure of her company recently. She met me at her door freshly showered and wearing a short robe with bra and panties underneath.

We went to her clean bedroom, undressed and got reacquainted with some dfk. She laid across her bed while I remained standing so she could lick and suck mr cocky and the boys while I played with her big titties and tortured her nipps. She hung her head off the end of the bed so I could introduce mr cocky to her tonsils. I throated her to my balls repeatedly. Then I pulled out and fucked her titties. She rolled over and put her ass in the air. I covered up and fucked her pussy. Then I applied generous lube to her ass and fucked it deep and hard too. Eventually I pulled out, uncovered, and painted her face after she rolled over onto her back.

She is a bbw in her late thirties. Clean woman in a clean apt near Eastgate. Good provider and good value.