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[ClamHammer]

Looking for MP, Asian fine Latina or Caucasian would be a bonus. Not looking for FS but a Russian finish is always a plus as well. You are correct there are so many options within a small radius my initial research was completely overwhelming. AMP rates in chi town for are&T are usually. 6 door +. 4 tip. Willing for spend more for more.

Again the rmap and other research returned so much my mind was blown. Looking for some sage advice in close proximity. Open late another plus as god knows how long the stupid team building / Booze and schmooze will go.

Thanks in advance.

Dude,

How about narrowing things down for us a bit?

There are only about 50 MP's immediately surrounding the airport. LOL It really depends upon what you're looking for. R&T? FS? Nuru? Asian? Caucasian? In a MP? Hotel? Personal residence? How much are you willing to spend?

Help us help you!

Dutch.

[James D 2004]

Dutch, that's not necessary. If I were a bit thin skinned, I wouldn't have attained my current status.

[DutchTreat]

Dude,

How about narrowing things down for us a bit?

There are only about 50 MP's immediately surrounding the airport. LOL It really depends upon what you're looking for. R&T? FS? Nuru? Asian? Caucasian? In a MP? Hotel? Personal residence? How much are you willing to spend?

Help us help you!

Dutch.

Heading to OC next week on biz. Looking for a good MP in close proximity to Airport / avenue of arts. I can reciprocate with Chicago intel.

Thanks.

Clam hammer.

[DutchTreat]

Dude,

Thanks for bailing me out. I was trying to be polite, and not be rude to the guy since he obviously puts a lot of time and effort into his posts, but I am reading this stuff on my smart phone and things begin to get a little blurry after a while. And I eventually forget about what the hell it is he's trying to say! If I knew how to ignore certain posters, I'd have done it a long time ago! And a big thank you to the moderator for showing me some mercy. LOL.

Dutch.

Dude, trust me on this, just do what everyone else has and put that guy on your ignore list so you don't have to read his unintelligible rants.

Done for both of you.

A2

[TheOCman]

Dude, trust me on this, just do what everyone else has and put that guy on your ignore list so you don't have to read his unintelligible rants.

Done for both of you.

A2

Please for the love of God tell me how to do it too so I can add him to ignore.

[James D 2004]

Sticker, I do enjoy pulling pants, undies, pussy rub and fingering in an MP. Age and looks don't seem to affect my enjoyment.

But things change a little or a lot. The Asian apartments at HX also do business in CV (or maybe BP too). If you call the first time, they may have to screen you. There are many ways to pass without giving out privacy but I don't want to put up a wall of text now (I did). Alternatively, you can see one of the HX long timers who job seems to screen newbies with their pussy.

The Thai houses are $160 half hour and $200 hour. The time I burst in 10 minutes she wouldn't accept tips, LOL. 9 am to 9 pm and you can prebook or just call when you are ready. Every day, there are 3 Thai houses, about the same Koreans and also Chinese. How is it less convenient than MP's?

When I suddenly have the urge, I would go for the Thai's instead of the other Asians, who have been a little more expensive, like +$20. They are not models but all pass quality control, flawless silicone enhancement, tight butt, no junk in the trunk, no tats, a body of 20's irrespective of actual age. In comparison, the $160 hr on BP is usually worthless. More importantly, they have no attitude and do a lot like GFE, CIM, RIM. Some do anal and MSOG for extra.

Last time I book a 9 am appointment the night before. Google map didn't disappoint. I was on time, staying on the empty streets while all others lined up onto the freeways. And just when I thought I didn't any freeway, Google told me to get in, bypassing all the bottlenecks. I finished with a Gangnam style on a tall Thai girl who was bending over on a dresser by the mirror.

[Sticker]

My post was targeted at Sticker without quoting the wall of text. It's not about 18. It's full sex, BBBJ, dine, lick vs nothing for the same money. It's a young girl with a natural hard body vs 35+ body, for the same money.

Thanks for your interest, JD. And before commenting on the PYT's, you can, of course, always remove as many bricks from my walls of text, or anyone else's, in the editing process.

So why don't I hit up HX or similiar to fine-tune my opportunities for nubile tasty treats? It's simple: When it comes to mongering, I'm a bit lazy, and I like spontaneity. I understand fully the process and time it takes to get set up on HX and elsewhere to have strong enough references to secure the young delicious ones. As much as I like the prospect of enjoying their company in a nice, clean room, with my SO situation, I don't always know when an opportunity may arise. And even when I do, the AAMP route still requires extra planning. I also understand that once one's references are in place, the planning process is lessened significantly, but I'm adaptable enough to just walk into an AMP and take what I get, or if I know the place, phone in 30 minutes to request a girl before I get there. "Life is like a box of chocolates, . " is how I view it.

[Rocco D]

Dude, trust me on this, just do what everyone else has and put that guy on your ignore list so you don't have to read his unintelligible rants.

Done for both of you.

A2

[ClamHammer]

Heading to OC next week on biz. Looking for a good MP in close proximity to Airport / avenue of arts. I can reciprocate with Chicago intel.

Thanks.

Clam hammer.

[James D 2004]

For some reason, Chinese MP women like to give out digits, competing for clients or just staying alive. It's the easiest way to check if they are on duty or to book them. Of course, if they love you they will swallow you no matter what. Off days mean they aren't that sought after. Most live far away from OC so they want you to come the day they work and lineup for the service. If you want to play outside, it's economics. HE is, say, 60 per 30 min and then you have to pay for the motel, unless either of you eats where you shits at home. Also, I will tell you my surprises so you wouldn't be. They are not pros, so their pussy may smell. They may not know how to blow, or refuse to blow because of the fear of germs. One would not let me walk barefoot on the motel floor. One insisted that she wasn't selling her body, that adultery is a sin and she began to talk about the bible, followed by BBFS when I was off guard. Good luck.

[James D 2004]

Hi Dutch, you have profiled yourself so I sort of understand you a bit. My post was targeted at Sticker without quoting the wall of text. It's not about 18. It's full sex, BBBJ, dine, lick vs nothing for the same money. It's a young girl with a natural hard body vs 35+ body, for the same money. 50's may possibly be the mean of all clients! My studies showed that older client may be less work (LOL) and more generous. I understand the personal connection bit, but a 35+-year-old Chinese who doesn't speak much English? Also, some like to be with daddy's little girl, or whatever float your boat.

[DutchTreat]

Are you writing a paper for school on behavioral studies of anonymous mongers? LOL Or do you own a MP and trying to better understand your audience in order maximize revenue? Regardless, what drives one monger to pursue an 18 year old hottie isn't always always easy to understand as you might think. The preferences can change over time and bases on one's experiences, both good and bad. For instance, some guys love Asian providers, while you couldn't pay me to spend 5 minutes with one, especially Vietnamese. Also, being over 55 years old, I prefer more mature providers who are more down to earth and who I can better relate to. I also like variety, so I rarely see the same provider more than three times, unless we develop a good relationship with each other and have dynamic chemistry beyond just another business transaction.

Dutch.

I'm not wanting to bother anybody but consider yourself subjects of human nature studies to enhance civilization. And if nobody responses, I understand; I'm so used to it. Why are you not interested in a quickie with a pretty 18 year old teen model for $120? She uses hotels north, south and all over Orange County. And for that money what do you expect? GFE? BBBJ? OK, price and service might have changed a little bit, but I bet they are current. If you book an hour, you can book it in advance as a VIP, even picking the location of the hotel. Total GFE. You can do whatever except no BBFS and no Greek. She swallows with great technique to make you come. A half hour is $160, and normally same day booking. There may be a bit of attitude because everybody prefers hr appointments. But if you get to know her she will honor all items on the menu. DFK, BBBJ, CIM. And "if she doesn't swallow, she doesn't love you. " The qq service is less predictable. Sure you will be welcomed when she actually turned up in the hotel and having idle time. Again, if you know her I bet BBBJ and even CIM is available. If you like to dine and lick, there will be no problem except for the toes! She isn't the most popular in HX since she is considered high mileage. But she is on the job for less than 12 months, working one or two days every week when she isn't taking the month off. And it's not just her; all her teammates are similar, though their looks and services vary.

There's no point telling me that you are interested and ask for her name. Everybody knows. I just wanted to know why not.

[James D 2004]

I'm not wanting to bother anybody but consider yourself subjects of human nature studies to enhance civilization. And if nobody responses, I understand; I'm so used to it. Why are you not interested in a quickie with a pretty 18 year old teen model for $120? She uses hotels north, south and all over Orange County. And for that money what do you expect? GFE? BBBJ? OK, price and service might have changed a little bit, but I bet they are current. If you book an hour, you can book it in advance as a VIP, even picking the location of the hotel. Total GFE. You can do whatever except no BBFS and no Greek. She swallows with great technique to make you come. A half hour is $160, and normally same day booking. There may be a bit of attitude because everybody prefers hr appointments. But if you get to know her she will honor all items on the menu. DFK, BBBJ, CIM. And "if she doesn't swallow, she doesn't love you. " The qq service is less predictable. Sure you will be welcomed when she actually turned up in the hotel and having idle time. Again, if you know her I bet BBBJ and even CIM is available. If you like to dine and lick, there will be no problem except for the toes! She isn't the most popular in HX since she is considered high mileage. But she is on the job for less than 12 months, working one or two days every week when she isn't taking the month off. And it's not just her; all her teammates are similar, though their looks and services vary.

There's no point telling me that you are interested and ask for her name. Everybody knows. I just wanted to know why not.

[Sticker]

What was the damage?

40/80. She didn't ask for that tip; I provided it based on her service.

[AsianPussy]

What was the damage?

I had a similiar experience with An a couple of days ago. She's not one of the cuter ones there, but not bad either. Although she's in her 30's, her Acups make her seem more like a youngin' when one is sampling them. She does have a fun personality and makes big goo-goo eyes when she's giving her two-handed handy with oil. This came after a partial BBBJ, meaning that she was kissing the shaft and nuts, but not actually putting the head in her mouth, despite my encouragement.

Pants were down around her knees, and her padded bra was pulled down. Lots of rubbing on her little-man-in-the boat and starfish, but no actual FIV or FIA. I also was unsuccessful in persuading her to lie down and enjoy my oral ministrations. However, before I departed, she also wanted to give me her digits, so she does seem to be fishing for out-of-office assignments. I wasn't so intrigued that I wanted to see her on the side, so I told her I will remember her name and ask for her next time (maybe). Then she said, "Next time, I want you to lick me," which made me think that on this particular visit, she may have had a tampon shoved in the glory hole.

Also, after the initial fun and blast, she insisted on giving me a first-rate foot massage for about 15 minutes. Truly professional. And I wholeheartedly agree: Having the fun first, followed by some relaxing CMT massage at the end, is the way to go.

Regarding Cougar bars: Wildfish in Newport Beach, or Javier's in Newport Coast are certainly two options. Wildfish, in particular, has a good Happy Hour seven-days-a-week, so if you can't find a Cougar to cover your costs, at least it won't break your bank.