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[AlexRodriguez]

Alex, I would think you need to get pass Eva to get some fresh off the boat next time? What happened in rubmap, didn't stay in rubmap? Why?

Precisely, the problem is, one guy's incredible hot isn't the same to another guy. The incredibly hot viet students all charge me $100 for a plain handjob, on top of half hr. And they don't know massage. That's already pass the qq fee with a Tijuana model in an upscale OC hotel. And I have pic to proof it! And you can book it twice every week. I know you can get it cheaper but that's how they make the most of the guy in the MP room, no matter how much you can afford.

I just fixed my car at the other end of LF and went into one of the 3 MP's. I was early so I wasn't expecting much and I got the woman, let's say, you can concentrate on the massage and the handjob. In the MP across the street, my person long jump record is shooting above the belly button. It may be just a few inches but there's no direct route to get there. My wad had to shoot up high in the air and then drop back at destination. I don't even know I can still do that. Most of the time I shoot inside pussies or mouths.

Today is my new personal record. It got to the back of my left shoulder! You can imagine my position and what I was doing. It was everywhere and she didn't know where to start cleaning up. She had to rinse the tower before coming back to clean up 2nd time. I had to point to my shoulder so she wouldn't miss. If I was lying straight up and doing nothing else, it could have gone to my mouth! Yuk!

Dude, I've done the shoulder shot many a times, and even once gave myself a pearl necklace. That fucking sucked.

That's just one reason why CIM is so great.

Anyway, who / what / where are these Tijuana girls?

[James D 2004]

Alex, I would think you need to get pass Eva to get some fresh off the boat next time? What happened in rubmap, didn't stay in rubmap? Why?

Precisely, the problem is, one guy's incredible hot isn't the same to another guy. The incredibly hot viet students all charge me $100 for a plain handjob, on top of half hr. And they don't know massage. That's already pass the qq fee with a Tijuana model in an upscale OC hotel. And I have pic to proof it! And you can book it twice every week. I know you can get it cheaper but that's how they make the most of the guy in the MP room, no matter how much you can afford.

I just fixed my car at the other end of LF and went into one of the 3 MP's. I was early so I wasn't expecting much and I got the woman, let's say, you can concentrate on the massage and the handjob. In the MP across the street, my person long jump record is shooting above the belly button. It may be just a few inches but there's no direct route to get there. My wad had to shoot up high in the air and then drop back at destination. I don't even know I can still do that. Most of the time I shoot inside pussies or mouths.

Today is my new personal record. It got to the back of my left shoulder! You can imagine my position and what I was doing. It was everywhere and she didn't know where to start cleaning up. She had to rinse the tower before coming back to clean up 2nd time. I had to point to my shoulder so she wouldn't miss. If I was lying straight up and doing nothing else, it could have gone to my mouth! Yuk!

[BlackMarket]

Garage? Mattress on the floor? Sounds like you went to another location that I won't disclose. Handing over the phone sounds familiar. Heard that before. Not happy with tip? F&C girls have done a lot more for slightly more tip. Very odd report!

I believe it was the right place. F&C restaurant is right next door next to the grocery store. It was just odd. I didn't like the bait & switch at all. BTW the mms was bald while the masseuse had really short hair.

[AlexRodriguez]

I was way down in LF recently & went to Oasis based upon nothing more than the rubmaps comments that it was owned by the Ortega chick.

Got an incredibly hot young girl named "Yuni" who said she was from Cambodia.

Nice massage, very flirty and pressed up her hot little body against my arms & legs the whole time.

The flip led to a nice HJ ending, and she told me that's all they do there.

She had no problem with me rubbing her nice little ass over her pants, and she had no bra on and let me lick & lightly suck on her perfectly man-made boobies.

I will say, though, that she was so fucking hot and sexy and we had some good mojo going that I'll return even though I hate driving down that way.

[James D 2004]

Oh I see. No, I was familiar with the term but for some reason I thought it was spelled with lowercase so I thought this was something new, but whatever. Your experience must have been better than mine. HX quality AAMPs are 250+, so I tried a couple BP AAMPs lately and got Chinese farm ladies with C-section scars and lackluster performance in seedy motels. Junior threatened to quit, so I said no more. At least with AMPs I have the option to bail if I smell grannies lurking in the dark. I do my best to not pay until I see who's actually doing the work. On a site note, I must have an invisible tattoo on my forehead that reads "Got GILF?" Everyone sees it except me.

That I'm confused. Yes, HX AAMP are more like $260 hr. One of the Thai club is cheaper for some girls. AMP $160 hhr? I would think AMP still take your room rate first before you see your girl. The BP AAMP are horrible. But you can always bail at the door. The BP AAMP's used to be about the same as the HX AAMP's. There were quality girls. But selling via BP they don't need to promise you anything and you can't complain. But do you need an hr? In the good old days, when I ordered a full hr in an AMP, the girl that I thought was my friend, did a two half hour, doing exactly the same thing again, and charged me according. And for the BP AAMP, the times when I didn't bail, it was like the morning after drunk sex. You picked up the very wrong person and wanted to get away ASAP. And the same for them. They didn't expect you to stay for an hr. They have nothing to entertain you if you can't go again.

So, per your requirement, it should be BP AAMP because you can bail without any damage.

[Assaholic]

Oh I see. No, I was familiar with the term but for some reason I thought it was spelled with lowercase so I thought this was something new, but whatever. Your experience must have been better than mine. HX quality AAMPs are 250+, so I tried a couple BP AAMPs lately and got Chinese farm ladies with C-section scars and lackluster performance in seedy motels. Junior threatened to quit, so I said no more. At least with AMPs I have the option to bail if I smell grannies lurking in the dark. I do my best to not pay until I see who's actually doing the work. On a site note, I must have an invisible tattoo on my forehead that reads "Got GILF?" Everyone sees it except me.

QQ means quickie. I know it's not on urban dictionary nor google. But it's a standardized menu for many years now. It's also used on Backpages. I never think twice about it. QQ is less than HHr and less than Hr. That's all I need to know. Never thought too much about it. It could stand for quick Q. And Q is inserting a stick into an O. Or may be quick cue. Yes, it's about HX but many AAMP and girls are also on ********.

[Import]

Do you know who offers FS here and what days they work? This locay is very convenient for me. PM me if you need to.

Another member heard the girl in the next room having FS. Maybe one of the guys here will share the girl's name.

[James D 2004]

QQ means quickie. I know it's not on urban dictionary nor google. But it's a standardized menu for many years now. It's also used on Backpages. I never think twice about it. QQ is less than HHr and less than Hr. That's all I need to know. Never thought too much about it. It could stand for quick Q. And Q is inserting a stick into an O. Or may be quick cue. Yes, it's about HX but many AAMP and girls are also on ********.

[Assaholic]

I'm not familiar with it. Is it like HX?

I'm curious who here are members of our own "social network" in OC. What are you looking for in MP's? I know some just can't live without the massage. Some have Asian MILF fetish, the more mature the better. But still, people are excited about FS, hot girls. But why?

Now qq starts at $120 in decent to classy hotels, not motels. Teen model types. Think one step up from Team Tijuana. And there are plenty to choose from. They share rooms so they can use any 4* hotels in the heart of OC when they want to. That's the same price as a HJ with an older woman, 49-69. Yeah, if you want to get it under $100 in MP I understand. The only con for these girls is that they are relatively high volume. But that's a lot less than MP's when you can see customers going in and out non-stop for hot girls.

You are lucky if you can find MP's with hot Korean girls for $40 hhr + $100 tips. In classy AAMP's the price is $180 hhr, maybe a little more for hot Koreans. It's priceless if I can avoid going into the shop front of an MP without backdoors, LOL. For $200 up you have selection of 18 year old school girl types, college girl types. And Team Tijuana, the OC version, beat them by offering $160.

And almost all offer BBBJ, most offer DFK, some CIM and a few SW. That's all in the PM you receive before making the decision to visit. In theory it's included in the hhr but usually you get everything on the menu for an hr, or if you repeat. Plenty offer the backdoor for about $100 extra.

And there's virtually no screening. Once a girl is willing to see you, you are verified in the club. Your list of verified conquest are free for all to see if you are willing. You can exchange tips and ding the guy if he lies.

I'm thinking of you guys because I am going to take my car to fix, at a place with 3 MP's across the road. So why you guys don't want any of the above? How is it better?

[James D 2004]

I'm curious who here are members of our own "social network" in OC. What are you looking for in MP's? I know some just can't live without the massage. Some have Asian MILF fetish, the more mature the better. But still, people are excited about FS, hot girls. But why?

Now qq starts at $120 in decent to classy hotels, not motels. Teen model types. Think one step up from Team Tijuana. And there are plenty to choose from. They share rooms so they can use any 4* hotels in the heart of OC when they want to. That's the same price as a HJ with an older woman, 49-69. Yeah, if you want to get it under $100 in MP I understand. The only con for these girls is that they are relatively high volume. But that's a lot less than MP's when you can see customers going in and out non-stop for hot girls.

You are lucky if you can find MP's with hot Korean girls for $40 hhr + $100 tips. In classy AAMP's the price is $180 hhr, maybe a little more for hot Koreans. It's priceless if I can avoid going into the shop front of an MP without backdoors, LOL. For $200 up you have selection of 18 year old school girl types, college girl types. And Team Tijuana, the OC version, beat them by offering $160.

And almost all offer BBBJ, most offer DFK, some CIM and a few SW. That's all in the PM you receive before making the decision to visit. In theory it's included in the hhr but usually you get everything on the menu for an hr, or if you repeat. Plenty offer the backdoor for about $100 extra.

And there's virtually no screening. Once a girl is willing to see you, you are verified in the club. Your list of verified conquest are free for all to see if you are willing. You can exchange tips and ding the guy if he lies.

I'm thinking of you guys because I am going to take my car to fix, at a place with 3 MP's across the road. So why you guys don't want any of the above? How is it better?

[Pacom555]

I need to take a girl-friend (not GF, just a friend) for a massage for her birthday. Can anyone suggest a place that does good CMT massage (for her) and gives HE (for me). I won't tell her what's up, I just want her to get her massage while I'm getting a handy.

I've found that entering an AMP with a girl decreases your chance of an HE. I've tried before with a GF who didn't care if I got a handy while she's getting a massage in the next room. No dice, though. That said, a lot of the HJ-only AMPs give decent-to-good massages, so pick one, drop the signs, and hope for the best.

[BimmyJarkley]

We're talking about the place on Bristol St near South Coast Plaza. Upstairs in the 2-story building behind the McDonalds near the T J Maxx. It's a Chinese place. Sounds like some of the girls get naked and some offer FS.

Do you know who offers FS here and what days they work? This locay is very convenient for me. PM me if you need to.

[MrNoodly]

Isn't that where Holistic is / was?

Okay, I think we have that settled. .

[SlamPoon]

Isn't that where Holistic is / was?

Same strip mall, different unit.

[StraightOmar]

Yes, that's definitely the same address as holistic. I was unaware they were affiliated with c&see. Would be nice to get an actual report on this place again. The only time I went, it reeked of smoke and the providers looks were pretty far off from the pics in the ad.

The new location is in the same complex as Holistic, but not the same unit #/ letter.

The Mamasan is the same from the old location.