Massage Parlor Reports

[NamelessJohn]

Tried it out after a hair cut. Didn't recognize the mama or massage provider. But same crappy service. . 8 to the front for a totally useless rub. Didn't even mention a menu on the flip, just standard HE. Out the door for. 4 tip which was just so I didn't hear whining. Just goes to show we don't get nice things in clermont!! I'm heading down south next week to check out a the sarasota AMP scene, will report directly.

Stopped by Elegant in Clermont after I saw the "Grand Opening" post on BP, greeted by a 40-50 yr old petite masseuse, got the hour for 80. Hoping this was going to better than King, well it was much of the same. I was not offered a table shower, but no big deal. This massage was less massage and more light touching, no pressure at all, quite possibly the worst massage I've ever received. Even worse than the massage was the lady left the room like 5 times during the hour and each time left the door open while I'm laying there bare assed, this wouldn't be a big deal if the place were quiet and empty but with the nail salon or whatever is it connected with and another monger in the place it was noisy with people moving about. So on the flip she went straight for the standard AMP finish, lackluster but at least she saw it through to completion. Tipped 40 coins and left, will not repeat for sure.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...-best/13798650

[JusWansed]

I asked about burners because some of the best reviewed places on here that aren't Bb or Cb ask that you make an appointment. Can I do so from a burner and do they screen? Referring to place in Maitland and the one on idrive.

[MotoMadman]

Long time reader of the boards and decided to finally sign up. I've been making my rounds to a few MPs and independents in central Florida for some time and decided to add my 2 cents. I've been to most rub spots and my top choice was always the long retired Hailey Knight. Just my idea of the perfect independent. Great body and very personable. I don't care for extras above the basic since I get that taken care of at home with some degree of frequency. I'm just your typical sensual body rub connoisseur who likes the company of someone new every once in a while. Since HK retired I've been seeing mostly Lilyana Gold and her girls at Handz of Gold in Oviedo. Lily is as high quality a rub as you will find at a body rub business in central Florida in my opinion. Tremendously fit body. I recently moved to the west side and decided to try some new places I've always heard about since Handz of Gold was no longer just 10 minutes away. Had 2 session at Luxsa recently, one with Daisy and one with Monika. Daisy is a cut above the rest at Luxsa. Very cute girl next door type that is friendly from the get go. Unlike others I saw working Daisy and Monika look pleasant and smile.

Monika has an incredible body that reminds me of a thicker Jessica Rabbit and is quite funny and even a little quirky in a cute way when you start talking to her.

I'll definitely see Lilyana at Handz of Gold again and at Luxsa I'll certainly see Daisy again and Monika if Daisy isn't there. A couple of the girls there at Luxsa are downright miserable and you can tell that just from the body language and way they speak. Classic "I hate my job" attitude. Wish I found out the names but as you know, you can't rely much on the names given in the ads as they are often not the best representation of the real girl (as with most places if not all to protect the girls, which I'm in total agreement with).

Just my personal rule that if I'm going to stop by to get a great rub, I don't need to see an unpleasant face or get the inclination that I'm not wanted. One of them damn near made me want to leave because of her negative vibe (then I saw Monika's body and decided to stay) If you can't deal with people maybe being a bill collector is a better career choice than a body rub girl. I'm sure they are great people, just a bad fit for a profession.

Great job Lily Gold (Oviedo) and Monika / Daisy (West Orl).

I am considering seeing Deziah. How is she in terms of looks compared to her pics? Thanks.

OH.

I Haven't seen Deziah in about a year, but as far as I know she still has a fantastic body! She has lots of tats, which I normally don't like, but she looks damn sexy with them. I can't say if she will offer more than the standard rub and tug, but she's damn good at that!

[Streetlover1]

Had a nice time here with a good looking Korean woman named Cici, went for the Swedish massage for an hour and she worked me over really well with some unscented oil. Standard hand finish with some roaming allowed. Total damage was $. 20.

[C Fombarlet]

Great job Lily Gold (Oviedo) and Monika / Daisy (West Orl).

I am considering seeing Deziah. How is she in terms of looks compared to her pics? Thanks.

OH.

I have seen Deziah. She is very attractive. She intermixes real pix with fake pics. She was actually more slender than I expected, which I liked. I had a great time with her. My only complaint was pricing. Nickel and dime kind of approach. Given the quality of someone like, say, Tiffany, it just makes no sense to spend that kind of money for a body rub / standard finish. If her prices were more in line, I'd visit her all the time. But you pays your money, you makes your choice.

Christian.

[Taster6969]

Tried out bb for myself in a dream a week ago, was okay but wasn't overly impressed. Good massage with basic HE for. 50. My mistake for pulling that much out. Think I saw miko, def not China doll. My exp at CB was fun, house fee and 1. 40 for everything but she was blown out and wet as hell, needed a 2 x4 strapped to my ass so I would fall in. That and tight parking I'm not interested in repeating. However the Asain Acu Pun on 50 near OBT is a good time with lower traffic, and they are good looking and know what time it is. BTW Bb re uses the sheets. Hell they probably all do. That's my 3 dreamt reviews so interpret them for yourselves and tread lightly.

Hey would you happen to now location for the Asian Acu Pun on 50/ near Obt is? Sounds good. Thanks.

[JusWansed]

Are you guys making appointments with burner phones or burner apps? Any recommendations would be appreciated.

[SmokeCamels]

Tried out bb for myself in a dream a week ago, was okay but wasn't overly impressed. Good massage with basic HE for. 50. My mistake for pulling that much out. Think I saw miko, def not China doll. My exp at CB was fun, house fee and 1. 40 for everything but she was blown out and wet as hell, needed a 2 x4 strapped to my ass so I would fall in. That and tight parking I'm not interested in repeating. However the Asain Acu Pun on 50 near OBT is a good time with lower traffic, and they are good looking and know what time it is. BTW Bb re uses the sheets. Hell they probably all do. That's my 3 dreamt reviews so interpret them for yourselves and tread lightly.

[OrlandoHobby]

Long time reader of the boards and decided to finally sign up. I've been making my rounds to a few MPs and independents in central Florida for some time and decided to add my 2 cents. I've been to most rub spots and my top choice was always the long retired Hailey Knight. Just my idea of the perfect independent. Great body and very personable. I don't care for extras above the basic since I get that taken care of at home with some degree of frequency. I'm just your typical sensual body rub connoisseur who likes the company of someone new every once in a while. Since HK retired I've been seeing mostly Lilyana Gold and her girls at Handz of Gold in Oviedo. Lily is as high quality a rub as you will find at a body rub business in central Florida in my opinion. Tremendously fit body. I recently moved to the west side and decided to try some new places I've always heard about since Handz of Gold was no longer just 10 minutes away. Had 2 session at Luxsa recently, one with Daisy and one with Monika. Daisy is a cut above the rest at Luxsa. Very cute girl next door type that is friendly from the get go. Unlike others I saw working Daisy and Monika look pleasant and smile.

Monika has an incredible body that reminds me of a thicker Jessica Rabbit and is quite funny and even a little quirky in a cute way when you start talking to her.

I'll definitely see Lilyana at Handz of Gold again and at Luxsa I'll certainly see Daisy again and Monika if Daisy isn't there. A couple of the girls there at Luxsa are downright miserable and you can tell that just from the body language and way they speak. Classic "I hate my job" attitude. Wish I found out the names but as you know, you can't rely much on the names given in the ads as they are often not the best representation of the real girl (as with most places if not all to protect the girls, which I'm in total agreement with).

Just my personal rule that if I'm going to stop by to get a great rub, I don't need to see an unpleasant face or get the inclination that I'm not wanted. One of them damn near made me want to leave because of her negative vibe (then I saw Monika's body and decided to stay) If you can't deal with people maybe being a bill collector is a better career choice than a body rub girl. I'm sure they are great people, just a bad fit for a profession.

Great job Lily Gold (Oviedo) and Monika / Daisy (West Orl).

I am considering seeing Deziah. How is she in terms of looks compared to her pics? Thanks.

OH.

[JusWansed]

Miko is in her mid twenties and not Japanese, Chinese. Miko = GFE, BBBJ, DFK, she goes global except to Greece. She was at BB a few days and went by the alias Mona. Miko is extremely attractive. 200-240 max including house.

I don't know if that's her name I know Miko is generally a Japanese name but it definitely started with an m. Also this provider was in her 30's but with Asian looks could probably pass as younger. And with providers changing their name on the fly who knows if they don't do the same about where they're from. The only other thing I can identify her was that they were longer than pencil erasers.

[FloggingMolly]

Recently visited a certain Maitland spa that's been talked about on here and had an amazing time. If you do your research and rtff you know exactly what I'm talking about. I would highly recommend it and plan on visiting regularly. Can't get enough of that ink.

I'll second this hidden gem. I've seen both the european and the american. You are right, that ink is something special.

[Bertil]

Next time try something more like this: HER: "What you want?" YOU: "I brought $. 2 for everything".

This way you set the first price point and avoid the girl "starting out way high" and then having to come down. If they give you the pouty face or, more bluntly, tell you "more", THEN you say "That's all I brought. " If they REEEELY want that $. 5 or something more than the $. 2 you've offered up front, then they'll most likely take what (you've told them) you HAVE, and curtly tell you to bring more next time (which most of us never do because we just learned NOT to go back at all). Of course if she sticks to her demand for more, then you can simply decline ALL services, get dressed and walk out $70 lighter and wiser (assuming the big head can win the debate).

If this works as designed, then you at least get out of there with the services you came for at no more money than you intended. The worst case is that you burn this location off your list (assuming they would remember you) since they'll expect you to be packing more dough next time.

Good advice my man. Unfortunately for me the big head never wins the debate. I can tell you that if the girl was hot I probably would have caved in. Another lesson learned.

[AssGrinder]

I know I'm going to get flamed for this, but I don't have to time to RTFF. I'm staying in Daytona and would like a massage. All signs point to driving over to Orlando instead of getting a massage in Daytona. Can someone recommend a place? Please PM.

On the suggestion of a friend on the board I went to Bora Bora. You guys really have it nice up here with the quality of just the facilities in Orlando. That place was nice inside. In Indianapolis, my favorite place is a dump next to a telemarketing firm and if I go during the day, I've got to listen to the telemarketers give their pitches though the thin walls. Bora Bora was like a real spa inside. Very nice.

I caught ChiChi for the massage. She was a handful. A little plump and she had just a partial grasp on the English language. When she started to rub her ChiChis on my back it was time for flip. Multiple positions. I took the full hour. 7/8/9. Ticket price + normal tip (so I was told). Again compared to the 50 year old providers in Indianapolis, it was a nice change.

Thanks again for the referral!

[MrBill469]

... She asked what I wanted and I said everything. She quoted $150 on top of the $70 house fee.

Next time try something more like this: HER: "What you want?" YOU: "I brought $. 2 for everything".

This way you set the first price point and avoid the girl "starting out way high" and then having to come down. If they give you the pouty face or, more bluntly, tell you "more", THEN you say "That's all I brought. " If they REEEELY want that $. 5 or something more than the $. 2 you've offered up front, then they'll most likely take what (you've told them) you HAVE, and curtly tell you to bring more next time (which most of us never do because we just learned NOT to go back at all). Of course if she sticks to her demand for more, then you can simply decline ALL services, get dressed and walk out $70 lighter and wiser (assuming the big head can win the debate).

If this works as designed, then you at least get out of there with the services you came for at no more money than you intended. The worst case is that you burn this location off your list (assuming they would remember you) since they'll expect you to be packing more dough next time.

[Bertil]

Just to clarify it is the place located at 9741 S Orange Blossom Trail. It just says MASSAGE on the front like most do. You can't compare this place to CB or BB as far as the quality of the women goes but if you want a GOOD massage plus all the extras for considerably less then this is your place. Hope that helps.

I went to this place the other night before reading the reviews. I chose it because I happened to be in the area and saw it posted on Backpage. Here is the link.

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...-9172/16557264

Of course the girl that greeted me looked nothing like the girl in the pictures and I was not expecting her to either. It may have been this Judy lady that was mentioned earlier but not sure because I never got her name. She wore a dress with a short bottom for easy access to the parts. She gave me a thorough shower. In fact at one point it felt like she was trying to jam her finger in my ass while washing it. Back on the table she gave a decent massage that was relaxing. Towards the end of it another monger walked in and interrupted the session. Probably one of you guys. Anyway she must of been alone because then she started rushing me which I was ok with because I was ready for the main event. She asked what I wanted and I said everything. She quoted $150 on top of the $70 house fee. I told her that's too much and that I did not have that much cash on me. I felt she was too ugly to get that kind of money out of money but that's just my opinion. Long story short we agreed to a HJ and CBJ for another $70. She told me that she would NEVER do that again and to bring more money next time. I won't. She pulled her underwear off and roaming was allowed including FIV. Gave decent head and I busted quick but I'm just a 2 min man anyway. The funny part was when she sprayed my hand with an alcohol bottle. Now isn't that nice?