Massage Parlor Reports

**Avg Joe** · 08-15-16 10:46

Originally Posted by BlueUc [View Original Post]

Yeah I can see exactly now what you were saying about the title of my post. Quite funny now that you point it out. Will have to put more thought into them next time.

It's funny and I was not criticizing it in any way. Some good information to think about as well.

AJ.

**Call Me Slappy** · 08-15-16 08:06

Originally Posted by Bebop60 [View Original Post]

I'm done with the AMPs, now I go to asianxclusive, orientalthai, or prettygirlasian. Can't seem to get an answer at Pam's, haven't tried wisteria yet.

I've also been to orientalthai, wisteria, and asianangel club. Prettygirlasian is next on the list.

Just thought I'd try the table shower because I read about it.

Evidently it's not worth the effort in these parts.

**BlueUc** · 08-15-16 07:55

Originally Posted by AvgJoe [View Original Post]

When I first glanced at the title I thought you were going to be giving us all tips on how to DIY when no HE is available. So I keep reading down the posts and I'm thinking, why would someone try and give us tips on how to DIY?

Then, I go back and read your post. It's quite good actually.

DUH!

AJ

Yeah I can see exactly now what you were saying about the title of my post. Quite funny now that you point it out. Will have to put more thought into them next time.

**An349** · 08-15-16 07:52

Hello gents, I'm going to be visiting tomorrow and was wondering if there are any AMPs in the downtown area with preferably young gals and oral options available. Feel free to PM me, and if you are going to be in St. Louis let me know and I'll return the favor. Thanks.

**Avg Joe** · 08-14-16 18:52

Originally Posted by BlueUc [View Original Post]

The way I see it if I am paying say 70 for the door fee, a 20% tip would be 15.00. Thats the max I would pay for a basic massage no extra's. To me that is a fair tip especially if I am being told that I have to take matters into my own hands so to speak.

When I first glanced at the title I thought you were going to be giving us all tips on how to DIY when no HE is available. So I keep reading down the posts and I'm thinking, why would someone try and give us tips on how to DIY?

Then, I go back and read your post. It's quite good actually.

DUH!

AJ

**Bebop60** · 08-14-16 17:30

Originally Posted by E6671 [View Original Post]

Does it have to be a table shower? If you want fun in a regular shower I would definitely try out one of the Asian apartments. None of the Spas around O Hare that I have used in the past, Yun, Sky 1, there is a third but cannot remember the name, have ever had an engaging table shower for me. Just routine. I have however experienced BBBJ in the shower and during the drying off at the apartments. I have always fantasized this as a precursor at an AMP.

I'm done with the AMPs, now I go to asianxclusive, orientalthai, or prettygirlasian. Can't seem to get an answer at Pam's, haven't tried wisteria yet.

**E6671** · 08-14-16 15:47

Originally Posted by CallMeSlappy [View Original Post]

I have yet to partake in this.

I will be at / near O'Hare doing the "wait for the arrival" shuffle this week. I figure that would be a good time to partake.

Suggestions? And yes, I've RTFF but as we all know, service levels change.

Does it have to be a table shower? If you want fun in a regular shower I would definitely try out one of the Asian apartments. None of the Spas around O Hare that I have used in the past, Yun, Sky 1, there is a third but cannot remember the name, have ever had an engaging table shower for me. Just routine. I have however experienced BBBJ in the shower and during the drying off at the apartments. I have always fantasized this as a precursor at an AMP.

**Call Me Slappy** · 08-14-16 15:25

I have yet to partake in this.

I will be at / near O'Hare doing the "wait for the arrival" shuffle this week. I figure that would be a good time to partake.

Suggestions? And yes, I've RTFF but as we all know, service levels change.

**GotCraving** · 08-14-16 00:00

Originally Posted by DMichaels69 [View Original Post]

Just got done with one. HJ 69 postion, FIV and DATY and I tipped 60. She appreciated the tip and acted like she hit the lottery.

Please share.

**DMichaels69** · 08-13-16 14:28

Just got done with one. HJ 69 postion, FIV and DATY and I tipped 60. She appreciated the tip and acted like she hit the lottery.

Originally Posted by E6671 [View Original Post]

JMO but since it is just a HJ I would say no more than. 6. Did roaming include FIV? DATY?

**Vern2020** · 08-13-16 12:50

Originally Posted by ChineseDragon [View Original Post]

AMP place in city 25 yr old full naked cute GFE roaming with HJ finish. Just asking opinion what you would tip?

I would say at least 60. Full nude? Wouldn't call you crazy to tip even more. Honestly, I don't come across this scenario very often in the AMPs.

**E6671** · 08-13-16 12:32

Originally Posted by ChineseDragon [View Original Post]

AMP place in city 25 yr old full naked cute GFE roaming with HJ finish. Just asking opinion what you would tip?

JMO but since it is just a HJ I would say no more than. 6. Did roaming include FIV? DATY?

**ChineseDragon** · 08-13-16 11:49

AMP place in city 25 yr old full naked cute GFE roaming with HJ finish. Just asking opinion what you would tip?

**DMichaels69** · 08-13-16 09:18

Where was this place you went that was reported as legit?

Originally Posted by BottleRocket12 [View Original Post]

My tips very in accordance with the quality of my session, or to put it another way, how raunchy things get. I tip anywhere from 40 to 80, though I like to think that there isn't some fixed limit. Now I know a lot of you are going to say that it's people like me who spoil the industry because receiving higher tips makes them demand them from others. However, I will counter with two points. Firstly, I am not here to subsidize other peoples' fixed rate, line item, value fetish. I am here to have a good time and maximize the exclusiveness and explicitness of my sessions. This isn't to say that I walk into the parlors throwing money around. I simply reward outstanding performances, which almost always guarantee an even better follow up performance. I do not simply cave to providers who demand ridiculous amounts up front. I don't visit places like that and neither should you. Once is enough for me never to go back. Secondly, knowing full well that there isn't a chance for a higher return, what exactly is incentivizing these girls to perform uniquely? Those of you who constantly complain of mechanicalness, ever think that your flat rate tip is the source of the problem and not the solution to it? If you are visiting one girl a week, what's an extra 10 dollars, or 40 dollars a month, for you to stand out against the hoards of penny pinching pocket protectors? I'm not saying automatically give them that, nor am I saying that that is my minimum. I am simply saying that I am willing to give more to those who earn it, like anywhere else in life. Recently I visited a parlor that was deemed legit by several reviews here. On my first visit, over the course of the hour session, I was able to instill enough confidence in my provider to give me an above average finish, while she kept looking towards the door and telling me that no one can ever know about this, please don't tell anybody. Of course I tipped her above average. That was an above average situation. The following session I had her spread eagle on the table with my tongue so far up inside her that it was actually me moaning through her mouth and not her. You do not get that type of service with two crinkled up, mayo stained Andrew Jackson's.