Massage Parlor Reports

[Turbo Pwr]

I use to see her all the time. My favorite line she use to say to me is " Do you if you get my lipstick on your dipstick?

RIP Dee.

TP.

[Tony 9]

First time poster, watched reports for awhile. I'm going on a trip to Fredericktown today from st. Charles and wanted to get a HE massage on the way. I've heard alot of great reports about Karen near desoto, the one the does them in her basement. Would anyone care to message me her digits or an ad? I doubt that will happen since it's my first post but have to start somewhere. Any recommendations otherwise if not karen?

We were all newbies at one time. Do research, take the time. Reference other sites as well. Everyone makes mistakes, hopefully learning as they go. Discrete providers are "discrete" . For a reason.

[Kurby]

Who was the pro?

Mimi from the nail place in Swansea.

[LifeIsAGamble]

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Seriously? You post once every other month or so and you have the balls to criticize another member?

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[Rocketman Stl]

Based on some reviews I went and visited Amie. Not a great visit at all. Not entirely her fault but I was not impressed. Location is in a safe enough place as noted before, but is very far out at least from where I am coming from. If I'm going to travel that far I might as well go see Karen. She's a BBW but not great looking and just kind of had a bitchy look to her. Looks like a bad girlfriend.

I was a few minutes late trying to find the place. She took me into the bedroom on a mattress and basically turned off all the lights it was almost completely dark in there. I didn't really like that very much. She started to "massage" me for a few minutes. Not at all a good massage and kind of weird as others have stated. At one point I saw her looking at her phone. After just a few minutes asked me to flip and started on the HE. She had no pillows on the bed which I really don't like. I like to be able to see what is going on. She said they were in the washer. So things were not going well. I wasn't even able to get the equipment working although she did try. It's like she just has no experience or technique. Also she was not focused, didn't seem into what she was doing. No chemistry. Oh and to top it all off I asked for a towel and she had to go get one it took quite a while. You would think at the very least she would be on top of that. Seemed very amateur.

Would I recommend? No I don't think so.

Would I repeat? Doubtful.

There's been a lot of traffic to Amie's residence in Kirkwood, and I think she's starting to become a little too proud of herself. I saw her a few months ago and while it was an amateurish experience, at least I left happy. Her new routine definitely puts me off. It won't get better if we keep her in the business she has gotten used to, so let's not repeat.

[Buttho]

Hit up Cha massage a week ago or so and got an old lady who barely spoke any English. That's par for the course here in town I know but this one was especially bad as she just sort of lightly pressed down on my back here and there for the hour. It was the worst massage I've ever paid for. No hint of teasing or anything, not that I would have been excited about a HE if one had been on the table.

I did have success there one time a couple months back, the masseuse was in her 40's and playful. She let my hands roam where they wanted (everywhere they wanted) and finished with a nice HE without me asking for it, though I'm sure that was implied by all my groping on her. I forget her name, but I haven't seen her again. I'm sure she's probably moved on.

Peking is Clayton had recently been my go-to spot because it's closer to where I live and I'd begun to develop a rapport with one of the girls there. She wouldn't quite go all the way with a HE but she'd get about as close-to as she could without doing it. She also gave a great massage and was reasonably young and attractive (maybe mid 30's). The last time I saw her, a month or so back, I left completely satisfied from this place for the first time ever. Of course I tried to schedule a repeat visit a couple weeks back and was told she's moved out of town.

So as people were discussing a page or two back, yes. They do get better right before they vanish forever. I miss NYC, where you can just walk into a place with hot 25 year old Koreans and know you're going to get a tug, and a great massage, with no questions.

Jessica was the one at Cha. She is now long gone. Too bad.

[AllNewTome]

Maybe she was thinking the exact same thing about you? It really depends on each provider but a lot of them really don't want anything to do with clients they happen to cross paths with outside of the appointment. Most, just like us, have a personal life that they want to keep private from their working life.

Oh, hi! Of course I remember you! You were the thoughtful trick that washed his balls and crack before I blew you. And that little extra on the dresser didn't hurt either wink, wink.

LOL.

[Member #6711]

First time poster, watched reports for awhile. I'm going on a trip to Fredericktown today from st. Charles and wanted to get a HE massage on the way. I've heard alot of great reports about Karen near desoto, the one the does them in her basement. Would anyone care to message me her digits or an ad? I doubt that will happen since it's my first post but have to start somewhere. Any recommendations otherwise if not karen?

[Scorpio05]

She gets my vote for HOF too! Her Andrea, Sharon, Marion, and Molly all were older when I first met them but really knew how to make you happy. Too bad they did not have apprentices.

Does anyone have contact information for Sharon or Marion?

Thanks.

Scorpio.

[Scorpio05]

Nice lady too.

I also saw Dee a couple of times. She was a hoot!! Rest in peace, Dee!

Scorpio.

[Lee250]

Bummer. She was a character. I hope she donated that spectacular set of bolt-ons she had to some 20 year old A cup.

Nice lady too.

[Jannisary]

Have any of you guys ran into a provider in public? One was at the table next to me when I went out to dinner with my wife today, luckily it has been a while since I've seen her and she didn't recognize me.

Maybe she was thinking the exact same thing about you? It really depends on each provider but a lot of them really don't want anything to do with clients they happen to cross paths with outside of the appointment. Most, just like us, have a personal life that they want to keep private from their working life.

[AllNewTome]

Have any of you guys ran into a provider in public? One was at the table next to me when I went out to dinner with my wife today, luckily it has been a while since I've seen her and she didn't recognize me.

Who was the pro?

[Illside667]

Based on some reviews I went and visited Amie. Not a great visit at all. Not entirely her fault but I was not impressed. Location is in a safe enough place as noted before, but is very far out at least from where I am coming from. If I'm going to travel that far I might as well go see Karen. She's a BBW but not great looking and just kind of had a bitchy look to her. Looks like a bad girlfriend.

I was a few minutes late trying to find the place. She took me into the bedroom on a mattress and basically turned off all the lights it was almost completely dark in there. I didn't really like that very much. She started to "massage" me for a few minutes. Not at all a good massage and kind of weird as others have stated. At one point I saw her looking at her phone. After just a few minutes asked me to flip and started on the HE. She had no pillows on the bed which I really don't like. I like to be able to see what is going on. She said they were in the washer. So things were not going well. I wasn't even able to get the equipment working although she did try. It's like she just has no experience or technique. Also she was not focused, didn't seem into what she was doing. No chemistry. Oh and to top it all off I asked for a towel and she had to go get one it took quite a while. You would think at the very least she would be on top of that. Seemed very amateur.

Would I recommend? No I don't think so.

Would I repeat? Doubtful.

[Kurby]

Have any of you guys ran into a provider in public? One was at the table next to me when I went out to dinner with my wife today, luckily it has been a while since I've seen her and she didn't recognize me.