Massage Parlor Reports

[Big Head]

I pull up to the front of the building and Ying is sitting there with the other massage lady that works there with a whole bunch of suitcases and shit on the ground next to her. Before I know it she's loading all this shit into my car.

The suitcases meant that she had actually lived at 20 Envelope, not just worked there. Tough life indeed.

-BH.

[Umbrellaman1]

So try to top this one gents. I have a good relationship with Ying Ying over at 20 envelope. Basically we've known each other long enough so that I can have a PSE with her for a reasonable donation. Well I was in the mood for something a little different so I asked her via text if two girls was a possibility. She texted back okay. So I made arrangements to come see her at 7 pm. I show up at 6:58 pm, and this mamasan looking lady is standing in front of the building. She tells me in pretty good English that massage is closed. When I asked for a better explanation she all of a sudden cannot speak or understand English anymore. So I just got back in my car reasoning that Ying Ying got overruled on the two girl thing and that I would hook up with her some other time. Well 5 minutes later I get a call on my cell phone from Ying Ying asking me in her near non-existent English to come back. So I turn around thinking okay maybe there was just a misunderstanding. I pull up to the front of the building and Ying is sitting there with the other massage lady that works there with a whole bunch of suitcases and shit on the ground next to her. Before I know it she's loading all this shit into my car. Again Ying Ying's English is basically non-existent so she just started just gesturing and saying a bunch of Honey's and pretty much loaded up my car. She then starts fighting in Chinese with that lady that told me that the massage place was closed. So with a mixture of gestures and Honey's she gets in my car hands me a piece of paper with the address of 1415 Main Street and tells me to go there for our two girl arrangement. I still don't know what the hell is going on but between some charades and basic words on the way to 1415 Main Street I basically surmise that ying ying and mamasan a Envelope had a fight, probably over the two girl arrangement that she was trying to set up, and 1415 was going to be her new home now. So I finally get to 1415 with Ying Ying, and there's another masseuse there waiting for us, and I finally had my two girls (although ying seemed to have to negotiate with the other girl -- I don't think she warned her in advance. And of course this was all in Chinese). Thing is since Ying Yang's English is really bad or, the more likely scenario, she wasn't quite able to secure it through her negotiation, the two girl ended up being her, and then the other girl coming in for a second separate session. Not exactly what I had in mind. So I leave my donation and she unpacked all her stuff from my car. I confirm with her that basically 1415 is going to be her new home now. Let's just say that I wasn't expecting to help her move but I guess that's what happened. So for any guys mad that she is not at 20 envelope anymore, I think it's sort of kind of my fault for asking for something different. LOL.

On that note gents I don't think I can ever top that story. Every little bit of it is true. But on the drive home it occurred to me that this experience at 1415 Main Street was maybe a mile from my very first experience in the little town of Leicester many years ago. That was back in the days before Backpage when you had to call a service and arrange for something and it got really expensive by the time you paid the service and tipped the provider. I remember that first experience like it was yesterday and only now do I realize how bad and limited it really was. But with that said I guess my hobby has come full circle. It started in Leicester and it ended just a mile or so away. I think I've done just about all I can do and therefore, while I will still be a contributor to this group from time to time I am officially retired as a hobbyist. Yes this is my second attempt at retirement but I think there is something symbolic about tonight so this one I think will stick. Stay safe out there.

[Troutman]

Good Evening: Today I went to Jade Reflexology in Uxbridge, Mass?....1 question: Why do many Asian chicks have hair bushes'?

So we don't mistake them for 14 year olds.

[Fascia101]

Good Evening: Today I went to Jade Reflexology in Uxbridge, Mass. I have been to many AMP's in are. I. And Mass. Last time I was at J. Are. I saw Lisa, today I had the pleasure of seeing Amy. After a little small talk she admitted she was 35. This chic was nearly perfect in many ways and allowed me to roam underneath. She has a sweet ass. She told me she will be leaving in 2 weeks, I will definitively see her before she leaves. But I have 1 question: Why do many Asian chicks have hair bushes'?

The hair is very fine I actually like it.

[Choir Boy]

There are a few messages over on the SpaHunters board concerning a brand new place in Marlborough, the Coral Spa and Bodywork. Not many details, but the place gets high praise. One guy told me they wear these skimpy short-shorts, which is not common in MA. I will try to get over there and gather some info.

[Attract]

What was the damage? Was there any hackle.

Good Evening: Today I went to Jade Reflexology in Uxbridge, Mass. I have been to many AMP's in are. I. And Mass. Last time I was at J. Are. I saw Lisa, today I had the pleasure of seeing Amy. After a little small talk she admitted she was 35. This chic was nearly perfect in many ways and allowed me to roam underneath. She has a sweet ass. She told me she will be leaving in 2 weeks, I will definitively see her before she leaves. But I have 1 question: Why do many Asian chicks have hair bushes'?

[ClitfLicker]

I meant open one and run it as the manager, hire some cute Asian girls and tell them how to do things, LOL.

Hmm. Hire cute Asian girls. Isn't that like an alcoholic trying to run a bar?. I am afraid I would use up all my profits on myself!

[BigStihl]

Good Evening: Today I went to Jade Reflexology in Uxbridge, Mass. I have been to many AMP's in are. I. And Mass. Last time I was at J. Are. I saw Lisa, today I had the pleasure of seeing Amy. After a little small talk she admitted she was 35. This chic was nearly perfect in many ways and allowed me to roam underneath. She has a sweet ass. She told me she will be leaving in 2 weeks, I will definitively see her before she leaves. But I have 1 question: Why do many Asian chicks have hair bushes'?

[Ambrose]

I guess I could buy a wig. Being 6'2" and having a surprise under my dress won't help either. Nope. Sorry no AMP here. Hehe.

I meant open one and run it as the manager, hire some cute Asian girls and tell them how to do things, LOL.

[ClitfLicker]

I suggest you open an AMP, everything you have laid out sounds great (except for the black / grey hair, all black for me please).

I guess I could buy a wig. Being 6'2" and having a surprise under my dress won't help either. Nope. Sorry no AMP here. Hehe.

[Ambrose]

Please bare with me while I rant.

I do not expect a supermodel to greet me, but I do want her to be pleasant. To me age doesn't matter, as long as the girl is petite and friendly (I like a 5 foot 115 or so lbs with a b or c cup).

Proportionate measurements count so I guess I could go as tall as 5-9 or so.

She must have those big dark eyes and long black / grey hair that I like. I like a nice, welcoming smile. (Heck, I am spending the money, you provide the service).

When you get there, she hugs a little while she leads you to the room. Upon arrival in the CLEAN room, pay the house and she leaves for you to disrobe to your comfort zone.

When she returns there is a little hug time. And she says "on your stomach" , or lay down or whatever. There will be a fresh cover on the table. And a fresh face hole.

I expect to asked. Hard, medium or soft. I also expect that she answers appropriately. If I Ask for hard she will grind on my back with elbows, knees and her whole body, loosening up my tired muscles almost to the point of hurting. If I ask for soft it will be light rubs and fingertips, tickling my entire body. Personally I like oil, some do not. She should ask. I love a good tease before the flip. You all know what I mean. At that point comes the CLEAN hot towels, and the dry with a lot more teasing. On the flip, I don't want an immediate encounter. A little chest and face rub and some hugs go a long way here. Here is the rub. Should she be on the right side of you or the left? As for me I prefer the left. Upon completion she cuts my toenails and rubs me down with CLEAN hot Wet towels. I leave the tip on the table and she helps me get dressed. After dressing we walk out together, she offers me candy and / or water and we part ways, as she says please come back. How freakin hard is that?

Clit.

I suggest you open an AMP, everything you have laid out sounds great (except for the black / grey hair, all black for me please).

[ClitfLicker]

Please bare with me while I rant.

I do not expect a supermodel to greet me, but I do want her to be pleasant. To me age doesn't matter, as long as the girl is petite and friendly (I like a 5 foot 115 or so lbs with a b or c cup).

Proportionate measurements count so I guess I could go as tall as 5-9 or so.

She must have those big dark eyes and long black / grey hair that I like. I like a nice, welcoming smile. (Heck, I am spending the money, you provide the service).

When you get there, she hugs a little while she leads you to the room. Upon arrival in the CLEAN room, pay the house and she leaves for you to disrobe to your comfort zone.

When she returns there is a little hug time. And she says "on your stomach" , or lay down or whatever. There will be a fresh cover on the table. And a fresh face hole.

I expect to asked. Hard, medium or soft. I also expect that she answers appropriately. If I Ask for hard she will grind on my back with elbows, knees and her whole body, loosening up my tired muscles almost to the point of hurting. If I ask for soft it will be light rubs and fingertips, tickling my entire body. Personally I like oil, some do not. She should ask. I love a good tease before the flip. You all know what I mean. At that point comes the CLEAN hot towels, and the dry with a lot more teasing. On the flip, I don't want an immediate encounter. A little chest and face rub and some hugs go a long way here. Here is the rub. Should she be on the right side of you or the left? As for me I prefer the left. Upon completion she cuts my toenails and rubs me down with CLEAN hot Wet towels. I leave the tip on the table and she helps me get dressed. After dressing we walk out together, she offers me candy and / or water and we part ways, as she says please come back. How freakin hard is that?

Clit.

[ClitfLicker]

http://boston.backpage.com/FemaleEsc...-4240/30745847

I guess young is relative. Yea it is a bit long, as a matter of fact I would never have been there, but had the good fortune of business taking me there. It is about a long haul, but in retrospect I think it is worth it. One thing about it that I took away was that this place cycles ALOT. So, if you are looking for a regular, that may be difficult.

Best Regards.

Clit.

http://boston.backpage.com/FemaleEsc...ences/26564397

Last link was BS. Sorry about that. This is the good one. Gheesh.

Clit.

[ClitfLicker]

Actually quite good. Didn't understand her name at first. I guessed Kirin. A little broken, but when we communicated it was pretty easy. I wouldn't put her at the top of the literature class. My guess is 2 years in the US.

I didn't say young, did I?

http://boston.backpage.com/FemaleEsc...-4240/30745847

I guess young is relative. Yea it is a bit long, as a matter of fact I would never have been there, but had the good fortune of business taking me there. It is about a long haul, but in retrospect I think it is worth it. One thing about it that I took away was that this place cycles ALOT. So, if you are looking for a regular, that may be difficult.

Best Regards.

Clit.

[ClitfLicker]

Sounds interesting, if a bit far.

This young, scantily clad Asian lady; how was her English?

Actually quite good. Didn't understand her name at first. I guessed Kirin. A little broken, but when we communicated it was pretty easy. I wouldn't put her at the top of the literature class. My guess is 2 years in the US.

I didn't say young, did I?