Massage Parlor Reports

[Avg Joe]

Athlete's foot is a skin fungus wouldn't show up that quickly. It typically takes at least several days to fester in order to grow and show symptoms. If fact its already contagious before it starts itching. In no way shape or form would EVER show up in a few hours from initial contact.

Had to be the place. That was over 10 years ago when I was finishing graduate school and I had been there the week before as well. I had no time for dating anyone and the girl offered me a small break on the price for FS as a very regular customer. I specifically remember I had been there the week before because I had just bought a new Harley on Friday and rode it out there on Sunday and was pissed that I couldn't ride it out there the following week because of rain so took the car. Back then I was not working out at any gym because I had no time and my apartment was spotless so I didn't catch it in those places. Had to be the place.

[Bob521]

Chuck, that's absolutely true. At New Life she asked me to take the used hat along with both the used and new wrappers. She was paranoid about the MS finding out. Another woman at Lux a while ago (large-ish Japanese woman who later turned up at M2) used Saran wrap for her CBJ. Clearly, did not want condoms around. That particular time I did not have condoms. I always have condoms and viagra with me (LOL) when I go out. Hidden in a sock in my gym bag. For me a condom is the kind of incriminating evidence that would render me single pretty quickly. Bob.

It is interesting how every place does things differently. Tonight I was at an AMP and I got a CBJ using a cover that I had brought. When I was leaving the woman gave it to me all wrapped in paper towels and told me to take it and get rid of it because she didn't want a used hat on the premises. This is just a total observation and I am going out on a limb here, but it is an observation that I have made. Back in 2015 when the place in Switzerland got busted it stated in the police report that officers confiscated several bags of evidence. I had no clue what in the hell that meant. Shortly after that bust I noticed that the girls at the other local AMP's changed procedure a bit. After you popped they would clean you up with kleenex tissue and then you would hear them cruise down the hall and quickly flush the jizz soaked kleenex. Then she would come back with a hot towel to clean off the oil and whatever else was left. I think that the girls in Switzerland had been throwing all of that kleenex into the garbage can's in the room and when they got busted Uncle LEO decided to take the trash as evidence. SaintChuck.

[SaintChuck]

At Lux maybe a year ago the girl took my USED hat and WASHED it. That's the worst. At New Life in Mt Prospect, I brought 2 and used one. She asked to keep the extra. She took it out of the wrapper and put it in kleenex. So I always bring two or three hats, and show them to the girl. Bob.

It is interesting how every place does things differently. Tonight I was at an AMP and I got a CBJ using a cover that I had brought. When I was leaving the woman gave it to me all wrapped in paper towels and told me to take it and get rid of it because she didn't want a used hat on the premises. This is just a total observation and I am going out on a limb here, but it is an observation that I have made. Back in 2015 when the place in Switzerland got busted it stated in the police report that officers confiscated several bags of evidence. I had no clue what in the hell that meant. Shortly after that bust I noticed that the girls at the other local AMP's changed procedure a bit. After you popped they would clean you up with kleenex tissue and then you would hear them cruise down the hall and quickly flush the jizz soaked kleenex. Then she would come back with a hot towel to clean off the oil and whatever else was left. I think that the girls in Switzerland had been throwing all of that kleenex into the garbage can's in the room and when they got busted Uncle LEO decided to take the trash as evidence. SaintChuck.

[Bob521]

At Lux maybe a year ago the girl took my USED hat and WASHED it. That's the worst. At New Life in Mt Prospect, I brought 2 and used one. She asked to keep the extra. She took it out of the wrapper and put it in kleenex. So I always bring two or three hats, and show them to the girl. Bob.

I was at an AMP once, getting CFS with a 'hat' I'd brought myself. We went to change positions and the 'hat' stayed inside while I left. So, not wanting to try getting it back on (or whatever her reason was) she reaches under the table cover and pulls out another, while carefully laying mine aside. Did I mention that this one was not in the wrapper, and it wasn't rolled up but folded? I passed on further CFS and ended the session with a handshake. So remember, guys, the 'hat' you leave behind might become some less discriminating monger's 'party favour', LOL!

[DwayneJohnson]

A number of years ago I caught a case of athlete's foot from the wet floor of a table shower room. Didn't have it before I went, but by the time I got home my toes were itching like crazy. Next day I went to the doc and they gave me some ointment that cured it. Tokyo Spa in Rockford. Never went back to that place again.

Ever give some thought about the towel you are laying on face down?

Athlete's foot is a skin fungus wouldn't show up that quickly. It typically takes at least several days to fester in order to grow and show symptoms. If fact its already contagious before it starts itching. In no way shape or form would EVER show up in a few hours from initial contact.

[Avg Joe]

You would think so.

Let's put an end to this. Thanks for doing your part.

Next up: the creepy feeling you get from wet flip-flops and bathrobe that lets you know there was another monger skeeting all over your ATF just minutes before you.

No, it's not that she's wet and ready for you because you turn her on, nor is it that she just happens to be gifted with a constant state of tropical readiness in her nether regions; it's from her last session.

A number of years ago I caught a case of athlete's foot from the wet floor of a table shower room. Didn't have it before I went, but by the time I got home my toes were itching like crazy. Next day I went to the doc and they gave me some ointment that cured it. Tokyo Spa in Rockford. Never went back to that place again.

Ever give some thought about the towel you are laying on face down?

[Chimonger]

Back on the horse and went to Belmont. The girls there range from older 40's to a really sexy girl who looks like she's lower 20's. Also speaks pretty good english. Got the older lady. Nice tits. Solid massage and standard finish. I have a feeling more is on the table. I'd recommend.

[BenBeck]

I always do. You would think that would be obvious for them to know to do that.

You would think so.

Let's put an end to this. Thanks for doing your part.

Next up: the creepy feeling you get from wet flip-flops and bathrobe that lets you know there was another monger skeeting all over your ATF just minutes before you.

No, it's not that she's wet and ready for you because you turn her on, nor is it that she just happens to be gifted with a constant state of tropical readiness in her nether regions; it's from her last session.

[Castlerae]

Hey, a favor to ask of my AMP-going brethren.

We've all seen it: after a session the MT re-folds the same towel you've had all over you during the warm-up, to get ready for the next monger.

I don't know about you, but for me it's a little like basketball: I always dribble before I shoot.

Please kindly suggest a fresh towel for the next guy.

This has been a public service announcement.

BB.

I was at an AMP once, getting CFS with a 'hat' I'd brought myself. We went to change positions and the 'hat' stayed inside while I left. So, not wanting to try getting it back on (or whatever her reason was) she reaches under the table cover and pulls out another, while carefully laying mine aside. Did I mention that this one was not in the wrapper, and it wasn't rolled up but folded? I passed on further CFS and ended the session with a handshake. So remember, guys, the 'hat' you leave behind might become some less discriminating monger's 'party favour', LOL!

[DMichaels69]

I always do. You would think that would be obvious for them to know to do that.

Hey, a favor to ask of my AMP-going brethren.

We've all seen it: after a session the MT re-folds the same towel you've had all over you during the warm-up, to get ready for the next monger.

I don't know about you, but for me it's a little like basketball: I always dribble before I shoot.

Please kindly suggest a fresh towel for the next guy.

This has been a public service announcement.

BB.

[BenBeck]

Hey, a favor to ask of my AMP-going brethren.

We've all seen it: after a session the MT re-folds the same towel you've had all over you during the warm-up, to get ready for the next monger.

I don't know about you, but for me it's a little like basketball: I always dribble before I shoot.

Please kindly suggest a fresh towel for the next guy.

This has been a public service announcement.

BB.

[KittyElectro]

When she worked at a long defunct place on Cumberland she gave me my best "Asian" experience ever. Wish she could still do that at HP. Service there is ok but I like TS if I have a taste for Asian.

Do you have any else in the area you can recommend that's open later than 9? Or outcall? Asian, non-Asian, doesn't matter to me.

[ThrilHouse]

Both are in west loop. One on Randolph, one on Halsted. Which are you referring to? Got to be the one on Randolph.

Halstead didn't know of the other one as not mentioned much but might have see what's available there LOL.

[BrutusB74]

When she worked at a long defunct place on Cumberland she gave me my best "Asian" experience ever. Wish she could still do that at HP. Service there is ok but I like TS if I have a taste for Asian.

Ha! I lived there when I first got out of college! I heard of those places but never tried until later in life.

[Do Me 2]

So, I've been searching the thread for info on the following AMPs:

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...ssage/37049268

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...-golf/34438112

Best Massage on W Wise rd and Healing Power Therapy on Roselle. All of the reports I can find are months if not years old. Has anyone been recently? What's on the menu? Whom should I see?

I was at JJ in March. Her name was Lyn. No English, good jacking skills from above my head, leaning over my face with bare C,s to lick. Fun. JJ on wise.