Massage Parlor Reports

[Quinby1]

You know it.

Can you tell us the name of the bar? I think there are several on Westminster blvd. Thanks.

[BitComet]

I had similar experience at happy happy. I went 3 times after reading some good reviews here. First time was actually good. I asked for no oil no lotion. So she just sort of tickled my back for maybe 20 min, I thought it was going to be a bad session. But she started to tease and she wasnt doing so bad. On the flip, she gave a slow and GFE like HJ. Complete with nipple licking and ear licking. I think she wanted to kiss, but I avoided her, so she sort of Kissed my eye. Kind of weird. But the HJ was good and she let unhook her bra. I never got her name, but she was chubby, so so looking, wore shorts that's sort of like a skirt, but she knows how to HJ.

2nd time was a fattie, not even worth mentioning. Today, the 3rd time, got a young, tall and fit girl. Had a pretty face. Probably one of the prettiest Chinese provider I've had. I asked for medium no oil massage. After 10 min of that she proceeded to lather me up with oil. Then more oil, then more, then some more. It was starting to run from my shoulder. After she was done, she did wipe me down really good with wet hot towel though. On the flip she used lotion instead, no access to bottom, and she kept pulling away when I reached in under her bra. Forget about unhooking the bra. She also wiped me down really good on the flip too though.

I only went back so many times cause I though they would all be like the first girl I got and they're cheap. I guess it was just her. I didn't even get her name. probably won't go back unless I find out the first girl's name.

[Mondo72]

I just got back from the worst experience I have ever had at a AMP. Decided, after lunch, to head over to a place that I have an ok time with in the past. Since it is local, headed over to Happy Happy on Westminster BLVD. My go to girl was not available so I went with the recommendation of the desk clerk. He said that "Nana" was young and beautiful. My speedy sense usually assumes that is code for BAD. I should have listened. Waited 10 minutes in the room for her. She walks in and yes, she is a cutie. She is wearing long jeans that she was very proud of. She proceeded to start rubbing my back over a towel with is SOP for many places. After 5 minutes she begins to apply lotion. She starts rubbing my back from top to bottom for a few minutes, then adds more oil and continues. I start rubbing her legs (I never wait until the flip like many newbies are told to do) and her ass. She stops me and says, "Let me take care of you". Well, I thought maybe she would. She adds more oil, more oil, more oil. Hell, this goes on for 45 minutes of oil on my back and oil on my legs. She attempts to clean me off with hot towels. She then starts to rub my legs (after she attempted to clean them) with her hands with are still all oiled up. WTF. She asks me to turn over and I say, "No thanks. We are finished". I totally by passed the HE for fear I would be able to start a refinery with the amount of oil she would use. The next 15 minutes I take a clean towel and try to wipe all the oil off of me. Nothing I did would help. I give her a FIVE dollar tip and walk out to the front desk. I pick up a mint and whisper to the monger that is checking. "if they give you Nana, pass on her". I hope he had better luck than me.

I leave there and drive a mile down the road to a local dive bar that usually has a girl in a bikini at the bar. I could only have one beer until I had to go home and take another shower. No matter what I did, I could not get all of it off and as I write this, I am still oiled up.

My view is unless you have a regular girl, don't go there.

Hey Gringo,

I have a suggestion that might work for you as far as getting a refinery worth of oil when you hit one PM you are not familiar with.

I too have in the past encounter the oil gushing and trying to get rid of is quite a chore as you found out.

I have opted for taking with me a bottle of Aloe gel which I buy at Trader Joe and cost about $3. This gel is absorbed by the skin and feels quite good since it cools and moisturizes the skin + you don't need to wipe it off. A bottle lasts me about 10 to 12 massages.

Try it I think you'll like it and will be avoiding the oil gushing at the same time.

Mondo.

[Assaholic]

When that place first opened up, the new owner, who I though was quite attractive, would cover for the girls when they were short handed, and her legit massage skills without oil or lotion were phenomenal. But sadly she stopped doing it and last time I stopped by there, she denied she ever did massage. Oh well. Onto the next one.

I detest when they put on gobs of oil as if preparing to roast a turkey. By the time I get home, the stuff turns into axle grease. But what I really can't stand is that so-called massage lotion. It's basically emulsified lard and perfume.

I just got back from the worst experience I have ever had at a AMP. Decided, after lunch, to head over to a place that I have an ok time with in the past. Since it is local, headed over to Happy Happy on Westminster BLVD. My go to girl was not available so I went with the recommendation of the desk clerk. He said that "Nana" was young and beautiful. My speedy sense usually assumes that is code for BAD. I should have listened. Waited 10 minutes in the room for her. She walks in and yes, she is a cutie. She is wearing long jeans that she was very proud of. She proceeded to start rubbing my back over a towel with is SOP for many places. After 5 minutes she begins to apply lotion. She starts rubbing my back from top to bottom for a few minutes, then adds more oil and continues. I start rubbing her legs (I never wait until the flip like many newbies are told to do) and her ass. She stops me and says, "Let me take care of you". Well, I thought maybe she would. She adds more oil, more oil, more oil. Hell, this goes on for 45 minutes of oil on my back and oil on my legs. She attempts to clean me off with hot towels. She then starts to rub my legs (after she attempted to clean them) with her hands with are still all oiled up. WTF. She asks me to turn over and I say, "No thanks. We are finished". I totally by passed the HE for fear I would be able to start a refinery with the amount of oil she would use. The next 15 minutes I take a clean towel and try to wipe all the oil off of me. Nothing I did would help. I give her a FIVE dollar tip and walk out to the front desk. I pick up a mint and whisper to the monger that is checking. "if they give you Nana, pass on her". I hope he had better luck than me.

I leave there and drive a mile down the road to a local dive bar that usually has a girl in a bikini at the bar. I could only have one beer until I had to go home and take another shower. No matter what I did, I could not get all of it off and as I write this, I am still oiled up.

My view is unless you have a regular girl, don't go there.

[Pinche Gringo]

You know it.

PG,

Is that bikini bar the place where the non-Asian girls flash you for a few bucks? Sort of like the Vietnamese coffee shops?

Dutch.

[DutchTreat]

PG,

Bummer about your Asian oil slick experience. Maybe she was warming you up for a little nuru session? LOL.

That's one of the reasons why I avoid the AMP scene. I could deal with a modest amount of oil applied to my back, but when they break out the squeegee to spread it out on you, that's when I pull the rip cord. I've ruined more shirts because of that. The oil stains the crap out of everything. And the sticky smelly lotion is annoying, as well. Is that bikini bar the place where the non-Asian girls flash you for a few bucks? Sort of like the Vietnamese coffee shops?

Dutch.

I just got back from the worst experience I have ever had at a AMP. Decided, after lunch, to head over to a place that I have an ok time with in the past. Since it is local, headed over to Happy Happy on Westminster BLVD. My go to girl was not available so I went with the recommendation of the desk clerk. He said that "Nana" was young and beautiful. My speedy sense usually assumes that is code for BAD. I should have listened. Waited 10 minutes in the room for her. She walks in and yes, she is a cutie. She is wearing long jeans that she was very proud of. She proceeded to start rubbing my back over a towel with is SOP for many places. After 5 minutes she begins to apply lotion. She starts rubbing my back from top to bottom for a few minutes, then adds more oil and continues. I start rubbing her legs (I never wait until the flip like many newbies are told to do) and her ass. She stops me and says, "Let me take care of you". Well, I thought maybe she would. She adds more oil, more oil, more oil. Hell, this goes on for 45 minutes of oil on my back and oil on my legs. She attempts to clean me off with hot towels. She then starts to rub my legs (after she attempted to clean them) with her hands with are still all oiled up. WTF. She asks me to turn over and I say, "No thanks. We are finished". I totally by passed the HE for fear I would be able to start a refinery with the amount of oil she would use. The next 15 minutes I take a clean towel and try to wipe all the oil off of me. Nothing I did would help. I give her a FIVE dollar tip and walk out to the front desk. I pick up a mint and whisper to the monger that is checking. "if they give you Nana, pass on her". I hope he had better luck than me.

I leave there and drive a mile down the road to a local dive bar that usually has a girl in a bikini at the bar. I could only have one beer until I had to go home and take another shower. No matter what I did, I could not get all of it off and as I write this, I am still oiled up.

My view is unless you have a regular girl, don't go there.

[Pinche Gringo]

I just got back from the worst experience I have ever had at a AMP. Decided, after lunch, to head over to a place that I have an ok time with in the past. Since it is local, headed over to Happy Happy on Westminster BLVD. My go to girl was not available so I went with the recommendation of the desk clerk. He said that "Nana" was young and beautiful. My speedy sense usually assumes that is code for BAD. I should have listened. Waited 10 minutes in the room for her. She walks in and yes, she is a cutie. She is wearing long jeans that she was very proud of. She proceeded to start rubbing my back over a towel with is SOP for many places. After 5 minutes she begins to apply lotion. She starts rubbing my back from top to bottom for a few minutes, then adds more oil and continues. I start rubbing her legs (I never wait until the flip like many newbies are told to do) and her ass. She stops me and says, "Let me take care of you". Well, I thought maybe she would. She adds more oil, more oil, more oil. Hell, this goes on for 45 minutes of oil on my back and oil on my legs. She attempts to clean me off with hot towels. She then starts to rub my legs (after she attempted to clean them) with her hands with are still all oiled up. WTF. She asks me to turn over and I say, "No thanks. We are finished". I totally by passed the HE for fear I would be able to start a refinery with the amount of oil she would use. The next 15 minutes I take a clean towel and try to wipe all the oil off of me. Nothing I did would help. I give her a FIVE dollar tip and walk out to the front desk. I pick up a mint and whisper to the monger that is checking. "if they give you Nana, pass on her". I hope he had better luck than me.

I leave there and drive a mile down the road to a local dive bar that usually has a girl in a bikini at the bar. I could only have one beer until I had to go home and take another shower. No matter what I did, I could not get all of it off and as I write this, I am still oiled up.

My view is unless you have a regular girl, don't go there.

[BitComet]

Yup, that's basically it, so nothing's changed as far as service is concerned. My attendant was nice and fairly hot the couple times I tried it. Rest were meh. My personal beef with this place is the shower. It was more of a cold trickle than a hot stream, and before it warmed up, they rushed me out for the next guy. Like Yogi said, "Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded".

I guess I won't be visiting them anytime soon then. Although the HJ technique was good, the rest were meh. The hot water situation is probably due to their constant stream of customers and the tank never gets a chance to heat up.

Now think about this, the girls who slide on you, they do not shower in between customers. At least not when I went. I saw her take off her oil drenched dress she was wearing, and her body was already oily looking. So unless you're the girls first customer of the day, you're getting sloppy seconds, or third, or fourth etc.

[Assaholic]

Yup, that's basically it, so nothing's changed as far as service is concerned. My attendant was nice and fairly hot the couple times I tried it. Rest were meh. My personal beef with this place is the shower. It was more of a cold trickle than a hot stream, and before it warmed up, they rushed me out for the next guy. Like Yogi said, "Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded".

Can someone give a more detailed account of what "nuru" happens here? I've been here a couple of times before they got really "famous" and before the remodel. It was NOTHING like the soapland in Japan. They used massage oil, which the girls lied said it's a concentrated nuru gel, Yea nice try. And it was on a massage table, not a air mattress. It's just a really oily body sliding massage, which is totally fine if you call it that. But it is no nuru massage.

[BitComet]

After all the positive reviews on this forum and rubmaps, finally tried this place.

Got Juliette. Thin with nice T&A and young as all the reviews suggested.

Its basically $120 for what amounts to 30 minutes of nuru massage and a HJ. The place was busy though. I came in early afternoon, by the time I left there were 4 other dudes waiting.

Honestly, I see the hype and all, but to me it's just not worth it. I am used to the Korean AAMP. If any of you've tried it, you'll understand you definitely get more value for your money at the AAMP compared to this place. It is a little bit more expensive, but you truly do get what you paid for, even more imo.

Can someone give a more detailed account of what "nuru" happens here? I've been here a couple of times before they got really "famous" and before the remodel. It was NOTHING like the soapland in Japan. They used massage oil, which the girls lied said it's a concentrated nuru gel, Yea nice try. And it was on a massage table, not a air mattress. It's just a really oily body sliding massage, which is totally fine if you call it that. But it is no nuru massage.

[DutchTreat]

I can't speak for the LB area, but GG / Stanton would only be a 15 minute drive away, by freeway. Lavender is probably the most reliable AMP, but Vietnamese chicks never give it away, so expect to pay top dollar, or at least a heavy dose of negotiating. Personally, I always enjoyed the talent at C&C on Katella, but it's been a number of years since I've been there. There are a few good places with Latina chicks in the GG / Anaheim area, if that's your thing.

Good luck!

Dutch.

Can anyone recommend AMP near long beach that has more than He? Got some great ones for Seattle but not for my socal visit.

[SamAxe]

Can anyone recommend AMP near long beach that has more than He? Got some great ones for Seattle but not for my socal visit.

[DutchTreat]

I completely agree with you about the exceptional service that is generally provided by Korean operated MP's. However, they have virtually vanished from the OC landscape. Do you know of any decent places without the need to drive up to LA?

Dutch.

After all the positive reviews on this forum and rubmaps, finally tried this place.

Got Juliette. Thin with nice T&A and young as all the reviews suggested.

Its basically $120 for what amounts to 30 minutes of nuru massage and a HJ. The place was busy though. I came in early afternoon, by the time I left there were 4 other dudes waiting.

Honestly, I see the hype and all, but to me it's just not worth it. I am used to the Korean AAMP. If any of you've tried it, you'll understand you definitely get more value for your money at the AAMP compared to this place. It is a little bit more expensive, but you truly do get what you paid for, even more imo.

[DutchTreat]

Have a great time! And always be sure to check under the hood to verify that she is not a he! LOL.

Dutch.

I am heading to Thailand and the Philippine for some raw action at the end of the month.

Going to monger AMPs one a week.

[Hornilius69]

I am heading to Thailand and the Philippine for some raw action at the end of the month.

Going to monger AMPs one a week.