Massage Parlor Reports

[Pinche Gringo]

I just got back from the worst experience I have ever had at a AMP. Decided, after lunch, to head over to a place that I have an ok time with in the past. Since it is local, headed over to Happy Happy on Westminster BLVD. My go to girl was not available so I went with the recommendation of the desk clerk. He said that "Nana" was young and beautiful. My speedy sense usually assumes that is code for BAD. I should have listened. Waited 10 minutes in the room for her. She walks in and yes, she is a cutie. She is wearing long jeans that she was very proud of. She proceeded to start rubbing my back over a towel with is SOP for many places. After 5 minutes she begins to apply lotion. She starts rubbing my back from top to bottom for a few minutes, then adds more oil and continues. I start rubbing her legs (I never wait until the flip like many newbies are told to do) and her ass. She stops me and says, "Let me take care of you". Well, I thought maybe she would. She adds more oil, more oil, more oil. Hell, this goes on for 45 minutes of oil on my back and oil on my legs. She attempts to clean me off with hot towels. She then starts to rub my legs (after she attempted to clean them) with her hands with are still all oiled up. WTF. She asks me to turn over and I say, "No thanks. We are finished". I totally by passed the HE for fear I would be able to start a refinery with the amount of oil she would use. The next 15 minutes I take a clean towel and try to wipe all the oil off of me. Nothing I did would help. I give her a FIVE dollar tip and walk out to the front desk. I pick up a mint and whisper to the monger that is checking. "if they give you Nana, pass on her". I hope he had better luck than me.

I leave there and drive a mile down the road to a local dive bar that usually has a girl in a bikini at the bar. I could only have one beer until I had to go home and take another shower. No matter what I did, I could not get all of it off and as I write this, I am still oiled up.

My view is unless you have a regular girl, don't go there.

[BitComet]

Yup, that's basically it, so nothing's changed as far as service is concerned. My attendant was nice and fairly hot the couple times I tried it. Rest were meh. My personal beef with this place is the shower. It was more of a cold trickle than a hot stream, and before it warmed up, they rushed me out for the next guy. Like Yogi said, "Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded".

I guess I won't be visiting them anytime soon then. Although the HJ technique was good, the rest were meh. The hot water situation is probably due to their constant stream of customers and the tank never gets a chance to heat up.

Now think about this, the girls who slide on you, they do not shower in between customers. At least not when I went. I saw her take off her oil drenched dress she was wearing, and her body was already oily looking. So unless you're the girls first customer of the day, you're getting sloppy seconds, or third, or fourth etc.

[Assaholic]

Yup, that's basically it, so nothing's changed as far as service is concerned. My attendant was nice and fairly hot the couple times I tried it. Rest were meh. My personal beef with this place is the shower. It was more of a cold trickle than a hot stream, and before it warmed up, they rushed me out for the next guy. Like Yogi said, "Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded".

Can someone give a more detailed account of what "nuru" happens here? I've been here a couple of times before they got really "famous" and before the remodel. It was NOTHING like the soapland in Japan. They used massage oil, which the girls lied said it's a concentrated nuru gel, Yea nice try. And it was on a massage table, not a air mattress. It's just a really oily body sliding massage, which is totally fine if you call it that. But it is no nuru massage.

[BitComet]

After all the positive reviews on this forum and rubmaps, finally tried this place.

Got Juliette. Thin with nice T&A and young as all the reviews suggested.

Its basically $120 for what amounts to 30 minutes of nuru massage and a HJ. The place was busy though. I came in early afternoon, by the time I left there were 4 other dudes waiting.

Honestly, I see the hype and all, but to me it's just not worth it. I am used to the Korean AAMP. If any of you've tried it, you'll understand you definitely get more value for your money at the AAMP compared to this place. It is a little bit more expensive, but you truly do get what you paid for, even more imo.

Can someone give a more detailed account of what "nuru" happens here? I've been here a couple of times before they got really "famous" and before the remodel. It was NOTHING like the soapland in Japan. They used massage oil, which the girls lied said it's a concentrated nuru gel, Yea nice try. And it was on a massage table, not a air mattress. It's just a really oily body sliding massage, which is totally fine if you call it that. But it is no nuru massage.

[DutchTreat]

I can't speak for the LB area, but GG / Stanton would only be a 15 minute drive away, by freeway. Lavender is probably the most reliable AMP, but Vietnamese chicks never give it away, so expect to pay top dollar, or at least a heavy dose of negotiating. Personally, I always enjoyed the talent at C&C on Katella, but it's been a number of years since I've been there. There are a few good places with Latina chicks in the GG / Anaheim area, if that's your thing.

Good luck!

Dutch.

Can anyone recommend AMP near long beach that has more than He? Got some great ones for Seattle but not for my socal visit.

[SamAxe]

Can anyone recommend AMP near long beach that has more than He? Got some great ones for Seattle but not for my socal visit.

[DutchTreat]

I completely agree with you about the exceptional service that is generally provided by Korean operated MP's. However, they have virtually vanished from the OC landscape. Do you know of any decent places without the need to drive up to LA?

Dutch.

After all the positive reviews on this forum and rubmaps, finally tried this place.

Got Juliette. Thin with nice T&A and young as all the reviews suggested.

Its basically $120 for what amounts to 30 minutes of nuru massage and a HJ. The place was busy though. I came in early afternoon, by the time I left there were 4 other dudes waiting.

Honestly, I see the hype and all, but to me it's just not worth it. I am used to the Korean AAMP. If any of you've tried it, you'll understand you definitely get more value for your money at the AAMP compared to this place. It is a little bit more expensive, but you truly do get what you paid for, even more imo.

[DutchTreat]

Have a great time! And always be sure to check under the hood to verify that she is not a he! LOL.

Dutch.

I am heading to Thailand and the Philippine for some raw action at the end of the month.

Going to monger AMPs one a week.

[Hornilius69]

I am heading to Thailand and the Philippine for some raw action at the end of the month.

Going to monger AMPs one a week.

[FrencyFryer]

After all the positive reviews on this forum and rubmaps, finally tried this place.

Got Juliette. Thin with nice T&A and young as all the reviews suggested.

Its basically $120 for what amounts to 30 minutes of nuru massage and a HJ. The place was busy though. I came in early afternoon, by the time I left there were 4 other dudes waiting.

Honestly, I see the hype and all, but to me it's just not worth it. I am used to the Korean AAMP. If any of you've tried it, you'll understand you definitely get more value for your money at the AAMP compared to this place. It is a little bit more expensive, but you truly do get what you paid for, even more imo.

[AlexRodriguez]

Reports have been pretty silent about that corner shop. I was one of those who felt we should tone it down but this is amazing. I have two bits of cheese to gnaw on. I heard the unpopular Helen is gone and there is a new provider named Sarah. Anybody have info on this Sarah. Size, looks, age. I can figure the rest.

I haven't been back there in a while. My last visit was with Helen & she turned me off to that place.

[BruceBanner]

Next to popeyes? You mean cloud 9? Never seen them wear dresses.

Try p and c wellness. SOmetimes a short dress sometimes short shorts. Some girls nice some not so nice. A few with bad attitudes cause some guys rip them off on tips. Only HJ here but a few girls are hot and like getting you off. Beware though some have an attitude but its part of the fun.

There also a place right next to it that always has guys coming and going. Have not tried it yet. Must have someone in there since its busy with older guys.

PC Wellness used to be a hidden gem for me. There were a few providers from the old United that worked there. It was definitely more than a HJ shack! The service dropped off dramatically after the United girls left and were replaced by not-so-service-oriented girls.

[Caribe]

I guess LE chased everybody away. Nobody's talking about F&C. I checked Sarah out, myself. Older than dirt. Seems like they are all looking pretty old. Saw another taller larger lady I didn't recognize (not Lina). Then there was Lulu, another older school marm.
Sarah was old with dyed black hair. She was not slim but average. The face was MEH! Multiple layers of clothing and was not able to penetrate. Good oily massage with an oily HJ ending. Not repeating. The place was dead. No longer a wait to get nutted.

I forgot to mention that she told me she just started. She had been there just over a week. Perhaps her services will get better with time but her looks won't.

[Caribe]

Reports have been pretty silent about that corner shop. I was one of those who felt we should tone it down but this is amazing. I have two bits of cheese to gnaw on. I heard the unpopular Helen is gone and there is a new provider named Sarah. Anybody have info on this Sarah. Size, looks, age. I can figure the rest.

I guess LE chased everybody away. Nobody's talking about F&C. I checked Sarah out, myself. Older than dirt. Seems like they are all looking pretty old. Saw another taller larger lady I didn't recognize (not Lina). Then there was Lulu, another older school marm.
Sarah was old with dyed black hair. She was not slim but average. The face was MEH! Multiple layers of clothing and was not able to penetrate. Good oily massage with an oily HJ ending. Not repeating. The place was dead. No longer a wait to get nutted.

[Wally Wally]

I will vouch for this place, Appers to be HE only but if that's what you're going for, this place is awesome.

Next to popeyes? You mean cloud 9? Never seen them wear dresses.

Try p and c wellness. SOmetimes a short dress sometimes short shorts. Some girls nice some not so nice. A few with bad attitudes cause some guys rip them off on tips. Only HJ here but a few girls are hot and like getting you off. Beware though some have an attitude but its part of the fun.

There also a place right next to it that always has guys coming and going. Have not tried it yet. Must have someone in there since its busy with older guys.