Massage Parlor Reports

[Caribe]

Just visited Lina. Getting dressed, she told me to come back and try the new girls that just started. She said they started yesterday. I didn't see them on my way out. Anybody try them out? I just got my Lina fix so, I won't be back for a few weeks. They'll either be gone or worn out by then.

[NewGuy2232]

What was the damage and tip?

$40 for hh and $40 tip.

[DutchTreat]

Did you give her 69 for mutual pleasure?

Dutch.

Ok. Got it!

But it's 911 for emergencies. You may be giving him the 411 on knowledge. 邏

[Caribe]

Caribe,

I was being Sarcastic. Obviously he hasn't done his homework on F&S.

Ok. Got it!

But it's 911 for emergencies. You may be giving him the 411 on knowledge. 🤓

[Fe Maiden]

Your right. It is in AV. My first time there, but I'm sure it's the same location (2nd floor).

What was the damage and tip?

[Wireless91910]

Caribe,

I was being Sarcastic. Obviously he hasn't done his homework on F&S.

BEST KEPT SECRET? ? ? Lina is as much of a secret as the number you dial for emergencies! If you don't know about her, crawl out from under that rock and log on to a number of websites to read about her in Orange County.

[Wally Wally]

Favorite this post Female Massage Therapist In Call (Aliso Viejo).

License info: CMT.

I have been a massage therapist for 15 yrs. Worked in 2 chiropractic offices now Independent. Swedish, Deep Tissue, Combo, Aromatherapy.

Treat yourself to a professional.

Relaxing massage today.

Call me to schedule appt.

949 244-6 zerozero1 Linell.

100 for an hour maybe next week when I have some time.

[Hornilius69]

Sessions are enjoyable but all the providers are on the older side. Some look older than others but by their own admission, they are all within 5-7 years of each other in ages (slightly older than mentioned above). If you want younger, you'll have to find pricier other pastures.

If you want to bang granny type, this is the place. For a little more, you can get hotter and younger providers at other place.

[Caribe]

Finally tried it out after hearing so many good things. It was my day off so I arrived around 11 am. As for a private session and I had to wait a little while, like 20 mins while the women behind the counter tried to call someone by phone. After she couldn't get a hold of the person she was trying to reach, she just gave me the massage herself. Didn't catch her name but she was a bit on the old side, maybe mid to late 40's with short crazy hair but was very polite. My question is if they're any girl I should request / that you guys recommend. Don't get me wrong I enjoyed my session, I'mean just hoping for someone younger next time.

Sessions are enjoyable but all the providers are on the older side. Some look older than others but by their own admission, they are all within 5-7 years of each other in ages (slightly older than mentioned above). If you want younger, you'll have to find pricier other pastures.

[Big Poppa II]

BEST KEPT SECRET? ? ? Lina is as much of a secret as the number you dial for emergencies! If you don't know about her, crawl out from under that rock and log on to a number of websites to read about her in Orange County.

I am an indication that she is well known across the country.

[Caribe]

Hey Ten,

If I give you a name at Fish & Chips, will you trade "the address for your favorite asian massage parlor. Full of hot Asians and hispanics, all of which go all the way. The one where you go every other Sunday?"

Ask for Lena. She's the best kept secret at Fish & Chips.

Now your turn.

BEST KEPT SECRET? ? ? Lina is as much of a secret as the number you dial for emergencies! If you don't know about her, crawl out from under that rock and log on to a number of websites to read about her in Orange County.

[Wireless91910]

I don't think you can get your Mongering patch until you have one of those experiences. Had a girl walk into room while I was engaged in deep K9 and I almost dropped "a log" on the floor.

I visited the subject facility and asked for the "L" lady. Service as mentioned in other posts, I will repeat when in the area. The only thing that made me worry is that someone pulled the curtain open while miss "L" was busy, she cleared her mouth and started yelling. Not sure who it was but it definitely impacted my experience in a very negative way, junior was not the same afterwards.

In any case, thanks to all the local members who provided the information.

BP.

[Big Poppa II]

I visited the subject facility and asked for the "L" lady. Service as mentioned in other posts, I will repeat when in the area. The only thing that made me worry is that someone pulled the curtain open while miss "L" was busy, she cleared her mouth and started yelling. Not sure who it was but it definitely impacted my experience in a very negative way, junior was not the same afterwards.

In any case, thanks to all the local members who provided the information.

BP.

[Wireless91910]

Hey Ten,

If I give you a name at Fish & Chips, will you trade "the address for your favorite asian massage parlor. Full of hot Asians and hispanics, all of which go all the way. The one where you go every other Sunday?"

Ask for Lena. She's the best kept secret at Fish & Chips.

Now your turn.

Finally tried it out after hearing so many good things. It was my day off so I arrived around 11 am. As for a private session and I had to wait a little while, like 20 mins while the women behind the counter tried to call someone by phone. After she couldn't get a hold of the person she was trying to reach, she just gave me the massage herself. Didn't catch her name but she was a bit on the old side, maybe mid to late 40's with short crazy hair but was very polite. My question is if they're any girl I should request / that you guys recommend. Don't get me wrong I enjoyed my session, I'mean just hoping for someone younger next time.

[WoodYee]

Went to this place Classy yesterday. Been here before and had a really awesome massage and a great experience. The girl I got last time said she only works weekends so I figured I'd try a weekday gal to see how it was. Went in and paid. 60 for the hour. The masseuse I got was Viet and probably early 30's. She was alright looking with a pretty decent body. I would say a 7. 5 out of 10. So she comes in and asks if I want a hard massage which I did. She starts with wiping me down with a wet towel and then dried me off. Afterwards she starts doing the back walk for which seems like forever. It felt great as she cracked everything! She then covered me with a ton of oil and starts massaging all over with her hands. She then gets hot towels to wipe me off and does the light touch thing and starts to tease me. She then has me flip and is teasing me everywhere. After about 10 minutes of this she asks if I want a HE. I said yes and she says $. 40 which I laughed at. I said I don't have that and she said $. 20 which I laughed at again. I said. 60 is all I have which she ended up agreeing on. She then starts going to town on my parts and my undercarriage. I'm taking a little while and then she whips out one of her tits and tells me to lick it to help finish. I oblige and end up finishing. She cleans me up and then gets more hot towels. She then proceeds to massage me for awhile longer with the scalp and chest. Overall it was an amazing massage and decent finish but the high price quote kinda threw me off. I'd definitely come back to see who else is in the rotation. This girl said her name was Misty and only works Mon and Tues.

-Woodyee.