Massage Parlor Reports

[MassagePerv]

I checked out Oriental Massage yesterday, located in an office building off on Lawrenceville Hwy next to a bowling alley. I had high hopes for this place when I first pulled in. With its location away from the road on the side of the building but my hopes were quickly dashed. I got Rey or Ray to give me a massage, decent body and was wearing some short shorts. Ass cheeks just about hanging out. But she had a shit attitude and gave a lazy massage. On the flip she covered Jr and when I tried to remove it and coaxe her into the HE she would have not of it. I saw it was going nowhere so I stopped it got dressed and left. She followed me out of the building demanding a tip and I told her no way was I tipping a shitty massage and attitude. She yelled fuck you at me and threw a small cup of water at me. LOL. Guess I can scratch that place off the list.

She must be a Florida State fan, And NOT interested in making a Canes fan Happy!

So tell us, Did you not slide your hands up those nice thighs and squeeze that ass early on?

For one. I would have been tempted but for sure, that would have at least let her know you were more serious about the quality of the time you spend with her!

It may have also led to her not throwing the cup of water at you at the end!
Gotta admit though, I love the look on their face when they think they're in control giving you boring shit service and you just rise up and say "this shit ain't workin"!!

Great story and funny as hell!

[Niteluvr]

I checked out Oriental Massage yesterday, located in an office building off on Lawrenceville Hwy next to a bowling alley. I had high hopes for this place when I first pulled in. With its location away from the road on the side of the building but my hopes were quickly dashed. I got Rey or Ray to give me a massage, decent body and was wearing some short shorts. Ass cheeks just about hanging out. But she had a shit attitude and gave a lazy massage. On the flip she covered Jr and when I tried to remove it and coaxe her into the HE she would have not of it. I saw it was going nowhere so I stopped it got dressed and left. She followed me out of the building demanding a tip and I told her no way was I tipping a shitty massage and attitude. She yelled fuck you at me and threw a small cup of water at me. LOL. Guess I can scratch that place off the list.

You must be new to these places. Oriental is a dud. Better off at Natural Healthcare around the corner at 465 Pleasant Hill Rd.

[WalterM]

Went by taiji1 after dark, succeeded, nothing to look at tho. Old crew gone. Wouldn't recommend based on the visual.

Did they get their operating papers back in order?

[Niteluvr]

Keep in mind that DIY is not an extra. Also keep in mind that brushing up against your junk, her placing your hands on your cock, rubbing your balls, playing with your ass hole, etc, are all enough to get her arrested for masturbation for hire. She is also well aware of that as every Mamasan in the biz tells these girls that. I have no problem tipping for a good quality massage (or a light touch if that's what you ask for). But if they give you a big tease knowing full well they aren't going to finish despite having already done enough to get arrested, then it absolutely lowers the tip amount. And if it's after a crap massage (or a massage you didn't ask for) then it very well should eliminate the tip altogether. As long as we continue to tip for crap service, that's exactly what we're going to get.

Ditto on that. I always like to ask them why they're teasing me, trying to make my dick hard and then not deliver. I always get a lame excuse or they try to divert the conversation to something else.

[Smyrnaguy1980]

Keep in mind that DIY is not an extra. Also keep in mind that brushing up against your junk, her placing your hands on your cock, rubbing your balls, playing with your ass hole, etc, are all enough to get her arrested for masturbation for hire. She is also well aware of that as every Mamasan in the biz tells these girls that. I have no problem tipping for a good quality massage (or a light touch if that's what you ask for). But if they give you a big tease knowing full well they aren't going to finish despite having already done enough to get arrested, then it absolutely lowers the tip amount. And if it's after a crap massage (or a massage you didn't ask for) then it very well should eliminate the tip altogether. As long as we continue to tip for crap service, that's exactly what we're going to get.

You made a great point about the if she already did enough part. I fully agree and you are right in your thinking. It's almost like if I drink too much to be driving and need a DD, I might as well have a few more to feel the good buzz same difference. It'd def time for me to explore and report on other places.

[Cocknballs]

NO, of course I want extras, just like anyone else would. I'm just saying I enjoy the teasing touch. Yes it sucks that theres no true HE. But I can enjoy what I get there. When you're a single guy with no female friends you learn to settle for whatever you get. A light teasing touch satisfies for now, the only reason I go there is 1- its close to my house, 2- It's a cheaper fix for a guy on a budget, I'm saving up for a good trip to therapy plus or may go to wawa or quality health to receive true HE.

Keep in mind that DIY is not an extra. Also keep in mind that brushing up against your junk, her placing your hands on your cock, rubbing your balls, playing with your ass hole, etc, are all enough to get her arrested for masturbation for hire. She is also well aware of that as every Mamasan in the biz tells these girls that. I have no problem tipping for a good quality massage (or a light touch if that's what you ask for). But if they give you a big tease knowing full well they aren't going to finish despite having already done enough to get arrested, then it absolutely lowers the tip amount. And if it's after a crap massage (or a massage you didn't ask for) then it very well should eliminate the tip altogether. As long as we continue to tip for crap service, that's exactly what we're going to get.

[TaoistMaster]

Don't know who that is, got a tall woman, nice ass, no tits, skinny long fingers, busted face. Massage was wack, the teasing and tension release was ok.

I was thinking of Taji 2. I've seen Lina.

You had written about her before.

T2, shower is where its at, sexy L with her tight red thin pants up her kitty, small asian cameltoe, beautiful tits, thin white shirt, black bra, amazing massage. Tight body, not an inch of fat.

[MassageAwesome]

Don't know who that is, got a tall woman, nice ass, no tits, skinny long fingers, busted face. Massage was wack, the teasing and tension release was ok.

Wish you got the name brother. So hard to find an Asian with a nice ass. I don't care how good or bad massage is, but if they got at least a little junk in their trunk, then I'm down.

[CanesRule56]

I checked out Oriental Massage yesterday, located in an office building off on Lawrenceville Hwy next to a bowling alley. I had high hopes for this place when I first pulled in. With its location away from the road on the side of the building but my hopes were quickly dashed. I got Rey or Ray to give me a massage, decent body and was wearing some short shorts. Ass cheeks just about hanging out. But she had a shit attitude and gave a lazy massage. On the flip she covered Jr and when I tried to remove it and coaxe her into the HE she would have not of it. I saw it was going nowhere so I stopped it got dressed and left. She followed me out of the building demanding a tip and I told her no way was I tipping a shitty massage and attitude. She yelled fuck you at me and threw a small cup of water at me. LOL. Guess I can scratch that place off the list.

[MassageAwesome]

Please tell me no one has left a tip here. Teasing with no extras following a low-quality therapeutic massage absolutely puts the tip at zero!

If the massage is good, I'll tip (even if the result is a tease or DIY). I'll just tip them for the massage. If bad massage, personality, and tease, then hell yeah they getting nothing.

[TaoistMaster]

Went by taiji1 after dark, succeeded, nothing to look at tho. Old crew gone. Wouldn't recommend based on the visual.

Is Lina still there?

[Smyrnaguy1980]

Are you saying you prefer no extras (after the teasing light touch)?

NO, of course I want extras, just like anyone else would. I'm just saying I enjoy the teasing touch. Yes it sucks that theres no true HE. But I can enjoy what I get there. When you're a single guy with no female friends you learn to settle for whatever you get. A light teasing touch satisfies for now, the only reason I go there is 1- its close to my house, 2- It's a cheaper fix for a guy on a budget, I'm saving up for a good trip to therapy plus or may go to wawa or quality health to receive true HE.

[Cocknballs]

You described it very well, teasing with no extras with a low quality therapeutic massage, I agree with that assessment just like MassageAwesome says, it should be called tease massage, no argument, but I do not go for the massage, in fact I tell her I want you to simply do a light touch pampering which to me personally feels very good, but I'm sure most of you have a wife, girlfriend or FWB to at least provide some sort of attention to you, I don't. So to me personally I enjoy myself, I can understand your point of view certainly. These women surely don't go overboard on providing that "extra mile".

Are you saying you prefer no extras (after the teasing light touch)?

[Smyrnaguy1980]

Not sure how many of you search the CL CE but was browsing and ran across an ad so I replied, and come to find out it was within walking distance of my place so I decided to pull the trigger, responded via email, she sent pics which was not her, but very close and fair representation. 125/ hr.

Looks: 6+ she's no beauty rose, but she's attractive. Darker skin nice soft body, great tits and nips! Attitude: 7, friendly, seemed to enjoy it. Performance: 4.

We both shed our clothes and I got on bed, started off on my stomach, she gave a decent to good back massage, nice grinding action, I'm thinking dang I can't wait for the flip, this is going to be great. So the anticipated flip came, took little time for her to get to junior, she mounted in a cg position and dry humped me while I played with the boobs / nipples, hard nipples. Sadly the dry hump grinding didn't last very long and she slid down and was giving a two handed HJ as she blew down on me. I thought she was going for BJ, but no just blowing air as she handled it. I asked for more grinding but she declined, I went to rub her kitty and she politely shook her head no. I popped she hopped up got me wet wipes and she started taking off covers of bed so I knew time was up. Sadly, my 125/ hr ended up being 25 mins with just a HJ she had a lot of potential just a bit too business, not quite as accommodating but pretty fair. I saw no reviews, figured I'd TOFTT especially after the lack of luck I've had in the past few months. YMMV but I will not repeat as just not enough service per quality. Would not repeat.

She mentioned she had a room mate who also did massages and they offer 4-hand which would be 250/ hr but I will search for better value. Like I said nice enough lady, attractive, just for the bucks the service quality was lacked.

http://atlanta.craigslist.org/wat/cas/5579084968.html

[Smyrnaguy1980]

Please tell me no one has left a tip here. Teasing with no extras following a low-quality therapeutic massage absolutely puts the tip at zero!

You described it very well, teasing with no extras with a low quality therapeutic massage, I agree with that assessment just like MassageAwesome says, it should be called tease massage, no argument, but I do not go for the massage, in fact I tell her I want you to simply do a light touch pampering which to me personally feels very good, but I'm sure most of you have a wife, girlfriend or FWB to at least provide some sort of attention to you, I don't. So to me personally I enjoy myself, I can understand your point of view certainly. These women surely don't go overboard on providing that "extra mile".