Massage Parlor Reports

[ILoveHE]

Ask for Anna or Maggie the next time you're back at Harmony. They do a nice job cleaning junior in TS and finish with HE on the flip.

My patience is wearing thin with camps. So far I have been to 4 and gotten HE from only 1. This is starting to cost more than kamping, which I never did a lot of but there seems to be more of a guarantee there. Anyway I'll get to the details.

Stopped by Harmony on 141 and got some thick lady who didn't seem very enthusiastic. Opted for 1 h and TS first. On the flip she threw a washcloth over junior and didn't wash him at all. In the room I didn't use the towel and she threw a fuckin sheet over me. I felt like a corpse or something. Later when she got near my ass I told her she could remove the towel / sheet. She said, "No, you have to stay covered up". From this point on I knew there was no chance of HE. On the flip she had me completely covered up and did a little on my legs and that was it. No chest or belly rub or anything like that. On a positive note she did do a good number on my back and shoulders, so much that I was relaxed and tired afterwards. But I was really hoping for HE. They charged me $10 for the TS, and the total damage was 70/10. When I was leaving I saw another woman in bright green denim pants. She looked quite pleasant. Wish I had gotten her instead. Why am I having such bad luck? Seems like I'm not the only one though.

I might try Harmony's brazilian wax in a couple of weeks and see if she knows how to handle a stick.

[TaoistMaster]

My patience is wearing thin with camps. So far I have been to 4 and gotten HE from only 1. This is starting to cost more than kamping, which I never did a lot of but there seems to be more of a guarantee there. Anyway I'll get to the details.

Stopped by Harmony on 141 and got some thick lady who didn't seem very enthusiastic. Opted for 1 h and TS first. On the flip she threw a washcloth over junior and didn't wash him at all. In the room I didn't use the towel and she threw a fuckin sheet over me. I felt like a corpse or something. Later when she got near my ass I told her she could remove the towel / sheet. She said, "No, you have to stay covered up". From this point on I knew there was no chance of HE. On the flip she had me completely covered up and did a little on my legs and that was it. No chest or belly rub or anything like that. On a positive note she did do a good number on my back and shoulders, so much that I was relaxed and tired afterwards. But I was really hoping for HE. They charged me $10 for the TS, and the total damage was 70/10. When I was leaving I saw another woman in bright green denim pants. She looked quite pleasant. Wish I had gotten her instead. Why am I having such bad luck? Seems like I'm not the only one though.

I might try Harmony's brazilian wax in a couple of weeks and see if she knows how to handle a stick.

I would have requested another girl after you met her.

Or either walked out.

[Erik Shawn]

Anyone ever had any luck at Massage Angel in Roswell?

[Erik Shawn]

My patience is wearing thin with camps. So far I have been to 4 and gotten HE from only 1. This is starting to cost more than kamping, which I never did a lot of but there seems to be more of a guarantee there. Anyway I'll get to the details.

Stopped by Harmony on 141 and got some thick lady who didn't seem very enthusiastic. Opted for 1 h and TS first. On the flip she threw a washcloth over junior and didn't wash him at all. In the room I didn't use the towel and she threw a fuckin sheet over me. I felt like a corpse or something. Later when she got near my ass I told her she could remove the towel / sheet. She said, "No, you have to stay covered up". From this point on I knew there was no chance of HE. On the flip she had me completely covered up and did a little on my legs and that was it. No chest or belly rub or anything like that. On a positive note she did do a good number on my back and shoulders, so much that I was relaxed and tired afterwards. But I was really hoping for HE. They charged me $10 for the TS, and the total damage was 70/10. When I was leaving I saw another woman in bright green denim pants. She looked quite pleasant. Wish I had gotten her instead. Why am I having such bad luck? Seems like I'm not the only one though.

I might try Harmony's brazilian wax in a couple of weeks and see if she knows how to handle a stick.

[Hobbyness]

Thanks guys for the feedback. I didn't write it, but thought worthwhile to share here as copy / paste. Didn't customize it for my routine.

Erik, personally I get the hour with TS, 30 minutes just isn't my preference. Several times received the ts first, fun in the room, then a quick 2nd ts if FS was had if we have extra few minutes. I haven't had a problem requesting 2nd TS on cleanup. Except places like Gold, of course.

Regarding the replies to that post.

For me personally, I always flirt a bit before the massage. Good eye contact and smile, compliments. If the girl needs some motivation during beginning of massage, I'll arch my back a bit when she massages lower back towards my ass. Compliment how wonderful she is doing, how good the massage is, etc. So while I'm not grabbing her ass, she knows what I want and it works for me. When she starts inner thigh I'll give her more access, just subtle body language without putting her off or making her think I want to rush and have her do the deed. If all else fails and she doesn't responds in some way to my advances, I'll hang an arm off the side of table and brush / slide my hand on her lower leg as she works her way around. Subtle, but I ask her if this is okay and if she says yes, start light massaging, tickling, etc. By that time I know what I'm getting into before the flip.

This has worked for me whether C or K AMP. Don't really grab her ass unless she shoves her kitty on my arm when I first rub her leg.

Anyway just thought that post from LAX was worth sharing here.

If ever you find yourself in Vegas, got a nuru TS at kamp with visiting. One of my favorite spots.

[Niteluvr]

Stopped by to get a combo massage and the place was packed. Young receptionist said they have 20 employees. Unfotunately, she was the only cutie. Rest were dudes and fuglies. I got stuck with a short chubbo. One look at her and I shortened the session to just a footie.

[Niteluvr]

Soo Relax: Young, cute, slightly thick girl. Saw another younger girl there too. Very sensual but completely legit with no signs.

A while back I was at Coco. Didn't even have to request it and left happy. Had a good conversation and she delighted to make it happen. YMMV.

You'll never get extras at Soo Relax. Majority od Duluth is that way.

[JWSouth]

No ambiguity in that parking lot.

Nope, none whatsoever.

So, of course I went LOL.

Had a fanfuckingtastic 30 m session. I mean, seriously one of the best therapeutic massages I've ever had at an AMP in my (admittedly short) time at this. Place was completely empty; literally seemed to be just me and my masseuse. Thin, early 40's-ish, glasses, not unattractive, and damn near a mute. Said maybe 20 words to me the whole time, I shit you not.

All legit, no teasing, but in my experience that's usually the way with a 30 m. Along with the fact that this is a Kaina spinoff, there's quite possibly a standing order to "no happy the hobbyists". Still, a new sign might pressure some of the established places into flexing their rules a bit more, so may be a rising tide all the same. 4+1 out the door.

[Cocknballs]

Always grab some ass or leg in a CAMP. In addition to what SunSin said, it also let's them know you're not a cop.

The other thing I disagree with is:

13. I don't usually tip poorly for poor service, in this arena. If I get the service, I pay the tip. I know this is stupid, since a bad HE gets the same tip as a decent HE, but I'm not going to quibble over 10 bucks with a girl who just spanked my monkey. It's bad karma, and really, you don't need the drama.

WTF? We've all read the discussions here about jackhammer technique, and pinching your cock right when you pop, and shit like that. They can do shit that actually has long term effects. And even if it's just a bad session, a good tip only encourages bad service. I can't disagree with this enough. Always tip well for good service, but never be afraid to tip low for bad service. Even no tip if it's that bad.

[JWSouth]

This is probably not meant for me but I'm just curious. What are high rates? What's the damage? Let me know please.

I'm no seasoned expert, but $160-180 seems to be par for 1 hr with decent looking, not-batshit indies. I'd easily pay $250/ hr on a regular basis (eg, 1-2/ month) for an indy that checked off every last item on my wish list.

[JWSouth]

I was intrigued about nuru a few years ago so made an appointment with Goddess Athena. She still posts ads but I'm too lazy to look for them now. Anyway, she looked like an old hippie, had some candles burning and basically did some pretend nuru bullshit. I was in my underwear the whole time and she never took a shred of clothing off. Huge mistake.

Yeah. The "nuru" nonsense probably would have suckered me in if it hadn't been for other monger bros calling it out for the scam that it virtually always is. Not to say there aren't awesome providers out there being the exceptions to the rule, but I don't have the time or $ to spend hunting them down. Better IMO to not take the bait.

[SunSin1]

"6. Always let the girl initiate the action. Don't be grabby. If it's a sting (unlikely), that is bad news. Even if it isn't, the girl may view you as an a-hole, so service quality will go down."

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WRONG:

Only KAMP girls will initiate the action. I always grab some leg or Ass in a Chinese place to let them know why I am there and see what is available by their response.

Sorry Dude, you provide some wisdom in your essay, but #6 is the exact opposite in my experience.

As for an LE sting, when have they ever had an undercover Asian massage girl cop bust a monger?

The cops pose as mongers to catch the girls.

[Som Guy]

Exactly what I've been looking for. Since I only get out to play infrequently, I'm totally willing to pay more towards an established relationship with a consistent provider who delivers! What area of Atlanta is she in? Any screening? Did you tip above the rates listed on her site (I'd assume so)?

Thanks for the info. Will def be getting in touch with her.

I saw her a few years ago. With her YVMV because if she is into you. Much more can be had.

[Apollo007]

Linda was the only good looking one I went to see, but I got a pm that said she went to China. He mentioned a girl name Wanda but I have not seen yet.

Wanda is smoking hot. Average massage, she stopped my OTC, so I didn't attempt a HE or table shower.

[Bigsqueeze]

This part gave me a laugh. My first experienced happened in a KAMP. I opened my wallet and showed my funds. By the time she was done with me, that gal had all of it. I've never brought my wallet since.

... Don't wave around a wad of money, ... If you open your wallet, remove $60, showing an obviously empty wallet, and hand it to her, chances are she'll be good with it. ..