Massage Parlor Reports

[MahiDrake]

Hi.

I'm a newbie in the game and I'd like to try out what the local AMP's have to offer. I don't seek specific information, I know those stripes have to be earned.

What I'd like to know is, what the general etiquette of AMP mongering is. For instance, if I go in, to a place that offers a 1 hour massage for $45, would that include the HE as well? If not, what is conventionally an acceptable tip?

Also, how long does the tugging usually last? Is it just a quick 5 min, "let's get this done with", kind of a deal or is it something longer, slower and more gradual? If both kinds are available, how much does each type cost?

I've seen ads for a place that is $65/ hour, would the tip here be $20 less than the 45 buck place? And, finally, how much is an acceptable tip for FS?

Please help me out with these basics so I can start posting reviews of my own, soon. Thanks in advance!

P.S.: If this is not the right forum for this post, please direct me to the appropriate place.

[The Tall Man]

I originally posted this in the wrong section, here it is:

Pit Stop in Pico Rivera.

So yesterday I just needed to bust a nut as I have been laying off any alcohol and completely off my cold medicine so I felt a big bulge of man juice needing pussy.

I spent a good hour on HX but just saw the same old bitches and came across Pit Stop ad on BP. Why not? A short drive over to this strip mall and paid my forty to enter and led to a room via the papasan.

In walks Cindy or something like that, an early to mid 30's Viet gal with a decent shape and sporting a not so over-the-top pair of bolt-on's.

She knew what I was there for and we agreed on 1. 2 but she wanted cash in hand before the start. I had good vibes with this little viet so why not. She leaves and returns.

She wanted to get right to it but I said slow down a bit and give me a light back rub to help me warm up which she obliged. After 5-8 minutes she's grabbing my now throbbing blood engorged dick.

Out come the cover and she goes to work spending the next 10-12 minutes on my member with me playing with her nipples and hairy pussy, hairy yes but trimmed.

I lay her on the shitty hard table and enter my too thick throbbing member into her tiny viet hole. God was she tight but took it slow and in 3-4 minutes I was fully buried bone pelvic deep.

Bust a strong nut full of my nectar and she was so nice to clean and wipe me.

All in all I would return if and when I am in the area.

The Tall Man.

[Crimsonquiggs]

Back today. It's blinking on and off. If they had any notion of customer service, they'd give everyone an additional 2-3 days.

They've really gone of the rails the last few months. Not approving posts, slow bandwith, etc. Sucks because it can be a valuable resource. Hope they get it figured out.

[Willie23]

I encountered this not too long ago as well. The sign says they're on vacation but I can only imagine things got heated and they're lying low for a while.

Stopped by to read the sign. Said they were closed for remodeling and will reopen 5/26.

[Willie23]

So. Mpr has been down for days now. I'm guessing LE got a hold of it? If so, rip mpr.

Back today. It's blinking on and off. If they had any notion of customer service, they'd give everyone an additional 2-3 days.

[Christophe1]

So. Mpr has been down for days now. I'm guessing LE got a hold of it? If so, rip mpr.

Whoa, the mp creators should get a full military monger salute!

I found 2 or 3 atfs from there. Hope those punters migrate here to share the wealth of their vast knowledge and experience.

[Chris Wake]

So. Mpr has been down for days now. I'm guessing LE got a hold of it? If so, rip mpr.

[Willie23]

I encountered this not too long ago as well. The sign says they're on vacation but I can only imagine things got heated and they're lying low for a while.

Well, either that or Lilly's increasing craziness drove off all the 'girls. ' She may have had to go to China to do more recruiting.

[RasDestroy]

Stopped by Lily's place on Venice the other day and saw a sign saying they are closed for a bit. Anyone know the reason why?

I encountered this not too long ago as well. The sign says they're on vacation but I can only imagine things got heated and they're lying low for a while.

[AtlLooking]

I was looking for a nice massage and I encountered this Super Spa. Since nobody recommended me for an independent provider, I went here and I had a great time with one Korean Lady. I love the deep tissue but still I'm looking for more sensual one and still looking for other places that are safe and I am not looking for any Asian provider In particular, I just want someone that gave a good massage and a happy ending.

[Crimsonquiggs]

Stopped by Lily's place on Venice the other day and saw a sign saying they are closed for a bit. Anyone know the reason why?

[AtlLooking]

I will be in the area next week. I would like to know if there is an Asian MT. I want an independent one. Would you recommend at least 3? Any suggestions?

[Stickens]

Had to be on the west side a couple hours before work, so I figured I'd check out this recommended place on Westwood. I'd seen on here that there were some babes there, and you guys weren't lying! I got there before 10, so I had to wait a bit. Finally I hear a knock on the door, and a total babe walks in and says she just got there, and asked if I could wait a while longer.

She was tall and skinny, with huge cans, great ass and long hair. I'd put her age at 25, Persian or Lebanese or something. Maybe a bit of a butter face, but that didn't matter. JR started to wake up as she walked out of the room. I got on my back with just a towel and waited.

She walked back in and started lightly grazing, no pretense that I'd be getting a massage. She made the international sign of the BJ and then comically pantomimed humping. I said BJ, but only had. 6 on me after paying. 4 for a half hour.

She told me to bring some more next time, and proceeded to jerk me off. I must have finished in less than a minute. She was totally surprised and said, whoa you must have been really horny today! She gave me a hot towel and cleaned me up, and I set out to finish my day, kicking myself for not bringing enough cash to see what that mouth do.

P.

She works Fridays and Mondays, but if the other talent is as good, I may find myself on the west side a lot more.

[The Camel]

So I took my ass over to wt even though the infamous Jenny was having an off day, just for a quick start to my day. Get introduced to Cherry (not sure if I heard the name right. A bit stocky but not fat Chinese girl lead me to a room when I see a smokin hot white girl come inside the hall, apologize to mms for being late. I take another quick glance at her before door closes and I immediately regret not entering the place 5 minutes later.

A boring massage and covered services later, I come out and hot blonde girl is gone. Presumably in another room with a lucky bastard or stepped out. Goddammit, anybody try this girl? Legit got a chubby just thinking about her. About 5'4-5'5, dirty blonde. Looks a little like Gina Gerson.

Is this a belated April Fool's post? You are saying a smoking hot blonde babe is working as a masseuse at West Therapy? I would think a development of this sort is about as likely as Donald Trump giving away all his wealth and joining a Zen Monastery in Nepal. Could it be a marketing stunt where they've hired a young actress to step out into the hall to apologize for being late just as every customer becomes locked in with one of the old ladies. Thus hastening their rapid return? This and other preposterous scenarios seems more likely than a hot young blonde working as a splooge extractor above the 7 Eleven! Understand Mr. Wake, I'm not doubting your observation. Just trying to make some sense of it.

[RcAirplane]

I used to work next to Bella Bellissimo. Girls looked nice but didn't want to visit when I was working in the area. Now I'm thinking of making an appointment. Just simple HE. Any good experiences there? Or similar spots in the area? Thanks.